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Back Burner Blues
Title: BACK BURNER BLUES
Author: One Piece (c) Eiichiro Oda.
Summary: Zoro corners our favorite love cook. Set any time in the series after Sanji joins the Straw Hat Crew.
Rating: R, yaoi/lemon
Pairing(s): Zoro/Sanji
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Most of the usual One Piece cast.
Author’s notes:
Disclaimer: Man on man action...
10 JULY 2005, 9:15PM, SUN.
...SSSSZZZSSZZZS...
The eggplant fried loudly in the hot chef pan. Smoke swirled hauntingly around the frail form doing the cooking.
//Crap-bastards...//
Long slender fingers maneuvered the sticks, turning each piece occasionally with expert skill.
//Sure I\'m the cook and everything, but maybe I wanna relax a little too.//
Although Sanji had made it his mission to feed any and all in need, Monkey D. Luffy was not planned.
Never had he known someone with such an appetite, who could eat for an entire day and still want a bed time snack.
Sanji smiled slightly.
It was humorous to some degree, and he did love Luffy. The rubber man had saved him from a life of never reaching his dream. He may not make it to the Grand Line, he may die along the way...But at least he was trying.
//I will find All Blue, even if I have to spend every second of the day feeding Luffy.//
POP!
His daydreaming had taken his attention away for a minor second, allowing the tempura to pop hot grease onto his arm.
\"Fuck!\" He immediately swatted his arm away, blowing on the now red skin.
//Just great, making rookie mistakes now are ya?//
Sighing he sat the pan on the back burner, making his way to the well worn table.
//I was saving this for special occasions, but...//
The pale hand reached for a small wooden box, peering out the door to make sure no one was coming.
//Good...Something\'s going right at least.//
Sitting down, he shook the boxes contents onto the rough surface. It was a dried green herb, and a few thin white sheets of paper. Lighting a fresh cigarette, he skillfully began rolling the mystery substance.
//Good thing I didn\'t use all this up.//
He finally smiled for real as he licked the little object into form.
\"I don\'t have to leave the kitchen to have fun...\" His voice filled the small room.
//Who exactly are ya trying ta convince?//
Ignoring his minds rambling, he butted the cig and lit the new one. Instantly it\'s thick aroma filled the air, but still drowned in the scents of dinner. A small cough was the only sound other than sizzling, boiling, or baking.
Within a few drags the formerly sulking man was smiling dumbly. Thinking of Nami in her little shirts, or Zoro in those form fitting pants.
\"What?!\" The still burning substance fell from his mouth to his arm. Burning him almost exactly where the grease had.
\"Damnit!\" He stood rubbing his twice sore arm.
//What were you just thinking?!//
Shaky hands reached to retrieve the smokey prize.
\"Zoro...\"
\"How did you know it was me?\" The green haired swordsman came into the kitchen suddenly.
Sanji turned three shades of blue before falling into his chair. \"Fuck, scare the hell out of me you crap-freeloader!\"
\"What?! Your the one taking so long with the food. Luffy\'s practically chewing on the deck.\" Tan features scowled, then softened as he sniffed the air. \"What\'s that smell?\"
Sanji swallowed hard, before making an equally angry glare. \"None of you damn business. So why don\'t you get the hell out, before we end up having a little accident in the kitchen?\"
\"I don\'t understand how you do it Sanji.\" Zoro sighed smiling, sitting comfortably in the other chair.
Sanji scrunched his nose at the samurai. \"What the hell you talking about?\"
\"When people tell me to do something it makes me want to resist more.\" He leaned his chair back, swinging two toned legs up on the table. \"Especially with everyone on deck having a party...I\'d never come down here in this hot kitchen, slaving away on something that will be eaten before he ever tastes it.\"
\"First off, YOUR down here in this hot kitchen. Second, taste is just a state of mind, the fact he eats it is a compliment.\"
\"He\'d eat anything...\"
\"That not the point crap-samurai!\"
\"So, did that your smoking come from the mainland\'s? Or was it from Baratie?\"
Sanji paled. \"You tell anyone and I\'ll fillet ya, fry ya, and serve you to the crew.\"
\"Relax, I really don\'t care. Just curious...\"
//He\'s so sexy when he\'s angry.//
\"Baratie. Want some?\" He held the smoking stick out.
\"Sure...\" Zoro brushed his hand \'accidentally\' against Sanji\'s. Taking note to the two deep burns on his forearm. \"What happened to your arm?\"
\"Nothin\'. Wasn\'t paying attention.\" He stared at the rough lips wrapping around the end of the dwindling herb.
//Did he mean to do that just now?!//
\"They overwork you.\" Zoro handed it back.
\"I don\'t see you down here doing dishes or peeling potatoes...\"
\"That\'s because usually you run me out. But actually...I want to know you better.\"
Sanji looked in shock for a few seconds before breaking out into laughter.
Zoro frowned. \"What\'s so damn funny about that?\"
\"Do you know how many times I\'ve used that line on girls? If your tryin ta pick me up, make it a little more interesting.\" He scoffed handing it back to the angry swordsman, smiling lustfully.
//I got you smartass...//
\"Look Sanji, I don\'t know how they do it on the Baratie, but I didn\'t mean anything sexual. I meant I want to know how you trained, or what is the true extent of you style...Get your mind out of the gutter.\" Zoro\'s acting ability was an overlooked talent.
The Love Cook looked horrified.
//What the fuck were you thinking? That\'s Roronoa Zoro! He\'d never be into that...//
\"I...Sorry Zoro...\" He turned his face so all the tan one could see was the silky blonde hair, not it\'s crimson shade of shame.
\"Don\'t be sorry...You said to make it interesting, kitchen-bitch.\"
\"What did you just call me?!\" The furious eye turned to see that Zoro was not in his chair.
Within seconds, the green haired one was inches from Sanji\'s now scorched face.
\"If I see something I like, I say it...I don\'t hide in his room at night and watch him undress.\"
Sanji gasped. \"Y-ya saw me?\"
Zoro smiled wickedly. \"I see you a lot cook. I can\'t ignore something that beautiful. The way you chase Nami, and any other skirt...It\'s such a front even Luffy can see through it.\"
\"What do you mean?\"
\"It\'s not too hard to see which way your cleavers chopping.\"
Sanji had to laugh a little. \"Stop tryin\' ta sound so fucking smart, it doesn\'t suit your stupefied face.\"
\"And you need to stop being so fucking sexy.\" He leaned in and captured the rosy lips, furiously.
It almost took Sanji\'s breath away. Despite all his talk, he had never been with anyone. All the women were creeped out by his overenthusiasm, and declined his offers. The strong calloused hands began unbuttoning his blue pinstriped shirt.
Finally he had to breathe, gasping and also allowing in Zoro\'s plundering tongue.
The pale one moaned, making the swordsman smile.
\"You like that blondie?\"
Sanji\'s mind told him to say \'fuck you\', but the tingling in his stomach was making that difficult. Another small moan escaped and Zoro took that as a yes.
He now focused his mouth on the nimble, exposed shoulders. \"You taste like candy...\"
\"I\'m not desert Zoro...\"
\"Mmm, yes you are.\" His voice was gritty and filled with pure lust, as his tongue traced an eager trail to the pink nipple.
\"Son of a...\" Sanji gasped aloud, the sparks it was creating were unlike anything he\'d felt before.
//Your gonna scream my name tonight. Driving me crazy all the time...//
He switched nipples.
//Walking around in that damn suit. Kicking your leg up over your head like it\'s nothing...//
\"Z...\" Sanji cupped a hand over his mouth.
//You were about to say his name! Don\'t give him that power over you, it\'s bad enough your letting this happen.//
//All too easy.//
Zoro inched his tongue down the smooth stomach, building up a tension an anticipation in the blonde he could taste in the air.
\"C-crap...\" He sighed, as Zoro reached his now painfully tight pants.
\"This won\'t do, c\'mere.\" Tan hands guided the man out of the chair and helped him sit on the table.
Taking time to inhale all of the sight that was Sanji\'s flushed appearance, Zoro undid the belt, and slowly unzipped the black pants. Sanji hopped up a bit as the swordsman\'s hands pulled them down to his knees.
Zoro smiled at the fully erect organ, glistening in excitement.
\"Looks like your enjoying yourself.\"
Sanji didn\'t reply but made a note to kick him later. He watched as Zoro\'s tongue flicked out and licked the tip, making his eyes roll back.
\"Fuck!\"
Zoro took the head teasingly into his mouth, snaking his tongue over the slit, then removing his mouth.
\"No, no don\'t stop. No one\'s ever done that before...\"
\"I assumed that much. Impatient dishwasher.\" Zoro smirked before returning to his previous task, making Sanji\'s leg shake.
\"Ohhh...Your tryin\' ta kill me...avacado haired....\"
Zoro increased his suction, taking Sanji in to the hilt.
\"Shit, shit, shit...\" He reached a quivering hand down the rustle the green locks, they were suprisingly smooth.
//Plan phase one almost complete.//
The tan lips smiled as he felt the hardness begin to shake.
\"Ahh...Zoro...damn you...\" Sanji felt his vision begin to blur.
The blonde arched his back far into the swordsman\'s grasp, as the tan hands tightly grabbed the bucking hips.
//Got you again.//
Zoro used everything he knew at once to completely undo the withering chef.
\"Zoro!\" He screamed without concern of others as he spasmed into the welcoming mouth. \"Gods, oh gods...uhhh..Zoro...\" The blonde became limp and fell onto the other man.
Zoro removed his mouth, and stood awkwardly, to prevent Sanji from topping to the floor.
//Damn, now what am I gonna do? He passed out...//
He stood lifting the lighter man into his shoulders. Knowing the entire crew was on deck, he quickly made his way to Sanji\'s bunk. Using all the care he could, he lay the blonde down, fixing his pants to a more dignified position.
\"Night...\"
- - - - -
\"What do you mean he fell asleep?!\" Luffy whined.
\"He said he was tired, don\'t worry he finished dinner first...\"
\"FOOD!!!\" The straw hat clad pirate dove towards the bowls Zoro was holding. The swordsman managing to escape to the end of the boat with both his arms intact.
\"Poor Sanji, do you think he\'s getting sick?\" Nami chimed in, grabbing some food before Luffy ate it all.
\"Who knows?\" Zoro shrugged. \"I\'ll check in on him later just in case.\"
\"How unlike you Zoro...\" Usopp rose an eyebrow.
\"Fine, if one of you want to leave the party to check on someone go ahead.\" He shrugged again walking off, hands behind his head.
\"So...Do you think they finally hooked up?\" Luffy swallowed a ham whole.
\"Well, we\'re pretty sure Sanji got something out of the visit...\" Nami laughed.
Everyone heard the nerve shattering scream, even Johnny and Yosaku stopped their dancing.
\"Just give it some time...\"
They all watched Zoro stare longingly into the night sky.
\"Sooner or later, we\'ll be hearing him scream the same way. Things are gonna be a lot more interesting around here.\"
They all nodded in unison, returning to the makeshift party.
THE END
((You know I loves me some Sanji...heh. Hope it was at least moderately enjoyable, I haven\'t wrote yaoi fiction for One Piece in a long time. I was making eggplant tempura and grease popped me, somehow my crazy mind thought of this ^_^ Domo!))
Author: One Piece (c) Eiichiro Oda.
Summary: Zoro corners our favorite love cook. Set any time in the series after Sanji joins the Straw Hat Crew.
Rating: R, yaoi/lemon
Pairing(s): Zoro/Sanji
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Most of the usual One Piece cast.
Author’s notes:
Disclaimer: Man on man action...
10 JULY 2005, 9:15PM, SUN.
...SSSSZZZSSZZZS...
The eggplant fried loudly in the hot chef pan. Smoke swirled hauntingly around the frail form doing the cooking.
//Crap-bastards...//
Long slender fingers maneuvered the sticks, turning each piece occasionally with expert skill.
//Sure I\'m the cook and everything, but maybe I wanna relax a little too.//
Although Sanji had made it his mission to feed any and all in need, Monkey D. Luffy was not planned.
Never had he known someone with such an appetite, who could eat for an entire day and still want a bed time snack.
Sanji smiled slightly.
It was humorous to some degree, and he did love Luffy. The rubber man had saved him from a life of never reaching his dream. He may not make it to the Grand Line, he may die along the way...But at least he was trying.
//I will find All Blue, even if I have to spend every second of the day feeding Luffy.//
POP!
His daydreaming had taken his attention away for a minor second, allowing the tempura to pop hot grease onto his arm.
\"Fuck!\" He immediately swatted his arm away, blowing on the now red skin.
//Just great, making rookie mistakes now are ya?//
Sighing he sat the pan on the back burner, making his way to the well worn table.
//I was saving this for special occasions, but...//
The pale hand reached for a small wooden box, peering out the door to make sure no one was coming.
//Good...Something\'s going right at least.//
Sitting down, he shook the boxes contents onto the rough surface. It was a dried green herb, and a few thin white sheets of paper. Lighting a fresh cigarette, he skillfully began rolling the mystery substance.
//Good thing I didn\'t use all this up.//
He finally smiled for real as he licked the little object into form.
\"I don\'t have to leave the kitchen to have fun...\" His voice filled the small room.
//Who exactly are ya trying ta convince?//
Ignoring his minds rambling, he butted the cig and lit the new one. Instantly it\'s thick aroma filled the air, but still drowned in the scents of dinner. A small cough was the only sound other than sizzling, boiling, or baking.
Within a few drags the formerly sulking man was smiling dumbly. Thinking of Nami in her little shirts, or Zoro in those form fitting pants.
\"What?!\" The still burning substance fell from his mouth to his arm. Burning him almost exactly where the grease had.
\"Damnit!\" He stood rubbing his twice sore arm.
//What were you just thinking?!//
Shaky hands reached to retrieve the smokey prize.
\"Zoro...\"
\"How did you know it was me?\" The green haired swordsman came into the kitchen suddenly.
Sanji turned three shades of blue before falling into his chair. \"Fuck, scare the hell out of me you crap-freeloader!\"
\"What?! Your the one taking so long with the food. Luffy\'s practically chewing on the deck.\" Tan features scowled, then softened as he sniffed the air. \"What\'s that smell?\"
Sanji swallowed hard, before making an equally angry glare. \"None of you damn business. So why don\'t you get the hell out, before we end up having a little accident in the kitchen?\"
\"I don\'t understand how you do it Sanji.\" Zoro sighed smiling, sitting comfortably in the other chair.
Sanji scrunched his nose at the samurai. \"What the hell you talking about?\"
\"When people tell me to do something it makes me want to resist more.\" He leaned his chair back, swinging two toned legs up on the table. \"Especially with everyone on deck having a party...I\'d never come down here in this hot kitchen, slaving away on something that will be eaten before he ever tastes it.\"
\"First off, YOUR down here in this hot kitchen. Second, taste is just a state of mind, the fact he eats it is a compliment.\"
\"He\'d eat anything...\"
\"That not the point crap-samurai!\"
\"So, did that your smoking come from the mainland\'s? Or was it from Baratie?\"
Sanji paled. \"You tell anyone and I\'ll fillet ya, fry ya, and serve you to the crew.\"
\"Relax, I really don\'t care. Just curious...\"
//He\'s so sexy when he\'s angry.//
\"Baratie. Want some?\" He held the smoking stick out.
\"Sure...\" Zoro brushed his hand \'accidentally\' against Sanji\'s. Taking note to the two deep burns on his forearm. \"What happened to your arm?\"
\"Nothin\'. Wasn\'t paying attention.\" He stared at the rough lips wrapping around the end of the dwindling herb.
//Did he mean to do that just now?!//
\"They overwork you.\" Zoro handed it back.
\"I don\'t see you down here doing dishes or peeling potatoes...\"
\"That\'s because usually you run me out. But actually...I want to know you better.\"
Sanji looked in shock for a few seconds before breaking out into laughter.
Zoro frowned. \"What\'s so damn funny about that?\"
\"Do you know how many times I\'ve used that line on girls? If your tryin ta pick me up, make it a little more interesting.\" He scoffed handing it back to the angry swordsman, smiling lustfully.
//I got you smartass...//
\"Look Sanji, I don\'t know how they do it on the Baratie, but I didn\'t mean anything sexual. I meant I want to know how you trained, or what is the true extent of you style...Get your mind out of the gutter.\" Zoro\'s acting ability was an overlooked talent.
The Love Cook looked horrified.
//What the fuck were you thinking? That\'s Roronoa Zoro! He\'d never be into that...//
\"I...Sorry Zoro...\" He turned his face so all the tan one could see was the silky blonde hair, not it\'s crimson shade of shame.
\"Don\'t be sorry...You said to make it interesting, kitchen-bitch.\"
\"What did you just call me?!\" The furious eye turned to see that Zoro was not in his chair.
Within seconds, the green haired one was inches from Sanji\'s now scorched face.
\"If I see something I like, I say it...I don\'t hide in his room at night and watch him undress.\"
Sanji gasped. \"Y-ya saw me?\"
Zoro smiled wickedly. \"I see you a lot cook. I can\'t ignore something that beautiful. The way you chase Nami, and any other skirt...It\'s such a front even Luffy can see through it.\"
\"What do you mean?\"
\"It\'s not too hard to see which way your cleavers chopping.\"
Sanji had to laugh a little. \"Stop tryin\' ta sound so fucking smart, it doesn\'t suit your stupefied face.\"
\"And you need to stop being so fucking sexy.\" He leaned in and captured the rosy lips, furiously.
It almost took Sanji\'s breath away. Despite all his talk, he had never been with anyone. All the women were creeped out by his overenthusiasm, and declined his offers. The strong calloused hands began unbuttoning his blue pinstriped shirt.
Finally he had to breathe, gasping and also allowing in Zoro\'s plundering tongue.
The pale one moaned, making the swordsman smile.
\"You like that blondie?\"
Sanji\'s mind told him to say \'fuck you\', but the tingling in his stomach was making that difficult. Another small moan escaped and Zoro took that as a yes.
He now focused his mouth on the nimble, exposed shoulders. \"You taste like candy...\"
\"I\'m not desert Zoro...\"
\"Mmm, yes you are.\" His voice was gritty and filled with pure lust, as his tongue traced an eager trail to the pink nipple.
\"Son of a...\" Sanji gasped aloud, the sparks it was creating were unlike anything he\'d felt before.
//Your gonna scream my name tonight. Driving me crazy all the time...//
He switched nipples.
//Walking around in that damn suit. Kicking your leg up over your head like it\'s nothing...//
\"Z...\" Sanji cupped a hand over his mouth.
//You were about to say his name! Don\'t give him that power over you, it\'s bad enough your letting this happen.//
//All too easy.//
Zoro inched his tongue down the smooth stomach, building up a tension an anticipation in the blonde he could taste in the air.
\"C-crap...\" He sighed, as Zoro reached his now painfully tight pants.
\"This won\'t do, c\'mere.\" Tan hands guided the man out of the chair and helped him sit on the table.
Taking time to inhale all of the sight that was Sanji\'s flushed appearance, Zoro undid the belt, and slowly unzipped the black pants. Sanji hopped up a bit as the swordsman\'s hands pulled them down to his knees.
Zoro smiled at the fully erect organ, glistening in excitement.
\"Looks like your enjoying yourself.\"
Sanji didn\'t reply but made a note to kick him later. He watched as Zoro\'s tongue flicked out and licked the tip, making his eyes roll back.
\"Fuck!\"
Zoro took the head teasingly into his mouth, snaking his tongue over the slit, then removing his mouth.
\"No, no don\'t stop. No one\'s ever done that before...\"
\"I assumed that much. Impatient dishwasher.\" Zoro smirked before returning to his previous task, making Sanji\'s leg shake.
\"Ohhh...Your tryin\' ta kill me...avacado haired....\"
Zoro increased his suction, taking Sanji in to the hilt.
\"Shit, shit, shit...\" He reached a quivering hand down the rustle the green locks, they were suprisingly smooth.
//Plan phase one almost complete.//
The tan lips smiled as he felt the hardness begin to shake.
\"Ahh...Zoro...damn you...\" Sanji felt his vision begin to blur.
The blonde arched his back far into the swordsman\'s grasp, as the tan hands tightly grabbed the bucking hips.
//Got you again.//
Zoro used everything he knew at once to completely undo the withering chef.
\"Zoro!\" He screamed without concern of others as he spasmed into the welcoming mouth. \"Gods, oh gods...uhhh..Zoro...\" The blonde became limp and fell onto the other man.
Zoro removed his mouth, and stood awkwardly, to prevent Sanji from topping to the floor.
//Damn, now what am I gonna do? He passed out...//
He stood lifting the lighter man into his shoulders. Knowing the entire crew was on deck, he quickly made his way to Sanji\'s bunk. Using all the care he could, he lay the blonde down, fixing his pants to a more dignified position.
\"Night...\"
- - - - -
\"What do you mean he fell asleep?!\" Luffy whined.
\"He said he was tired, don\'t worry he finished dinner first...\"
\"FOOD!!!\" The straw hat clad pirate dove towards the bowls Zoro was holding. The swordsman managing to escape to the end of the boat with both his arms intact.
\"Poor Sanji, do you think he\'s getting sick?\" Nami chimed in, grabbing some food before Luffy ate it all.
\"Who knows?\" Zoro shrugged. \"I\'ll check in on him later just in case.\"
\"How unlike you Zoro...\" Usopp rose an eyebrow.
\"Fine, if one of you want to leave the party to check on someone go ahead.\" He shrugged again walking off, hands behind his head.
\"So...Do you think they finally hooked up?\" Luffy swallowed a ham whole.
\"Well, we\'re pretty sure Sanji got something out of the visit...\" Nami laughed.
Everyone heard the nerve shattering scream, even Johnny and Yosaku stopped their dancing.
\"Just give it some time...\"
They all watched Zoro stare longingly into the night sky.
\"Sooner or later, we\'ll be hearing him scream the same way. Things are gonna be a lot more interesting around here.\"
They all nodded in unison, returning to the makeshift party.
THE END
((You know I loves me some Sanji...heh. Hope it was at least moderately enjoyable, I haven\'t wrote yaoi fiction for One Piece in a long time. I was making eggplant tempura and grease popped me, somehow my crazy mind thought of this ^_^ Domo!))