Ranma's Horrible Histories
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+M to R › Ranma �
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
8,303
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4
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I do not own Ranma, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Ranma's Horrible Histories
Ranma’s Horrible Histories.
This is here for the later chapters when Ranma gets older, and also the swearing.
Disclaimer: As soon as the lightning strikes I will have my own Ranma and won’t need to borrow one from Rumiko Takahashi. I don’t own Sailor Moon either.
Some day's it’s not worth getting out of bed in the morning . . . . . . .
Sailor Pluto was staring into the Gates of Time. In her view was a vision of the Future Crystal Tokyo shinning and pure ruled over by Neo Queen Serenity and her Prince. It would be a glorious peace, a hope of earth's future. From behind the sailor senshi she could hear the rustling of cloth..
Pluto whipped around and standing just behind her was a small boy in a white gi. The boy looked to be only just school age, with black hair pulled back in a little pig tail, while he had his arms behind his back slowly swinging backwards and forwards on the balls of his feet. There was an inquisitive look in his dark blue eyes that she would learn to fear.
"What are you Doing?" Pluto was stunned for a second which was long enough for the child to run past her and stand in front of the time gates. Being open he could see the prophesied Crystal Tokyo future.
"Wow your T.V's Big. What are you watching. Awww it’s really Shinny?" Pluto snatched at the boy's arm to pull him away from the ancient technology.
"How the Hel...How did you get here young man?" Quickly the boy took a deep breath and started talking
"My name's Ranma Saotome, I live at 23 Wrights Road, Tokyo and I'm nearly six where are we? who are you? where's my Daddy? How come your T.V's stuck it's boring, I'm hungry do you have anything to eat I'm really really really really HUNNNGRY." Ranma took a breath to start again. Pluto slapped a hand over his mouth and stared in amazement that the child was still trying to talk through her hand.
Picking Ranma up under one arm she kept the palm of the over the boy's mouth. Suddenly she could feel a slimy wet thing on her palm and pulled her hand quickly away from Ranma's mouth.
"Your pretty. Why is your hair green? It looks like snot you have snot hair. I like Ramen are we going to eat ramen I can eat ten bowls of ramen I could eat it while I sleep. Your house is big do you have a dog I like dog's they lick stuff do you want to hear my impression of a dog I'm really good at it." Ranma started barking. She didn’t see how the child breathed.
Pluto had reached the area set aside for her convenience and placed the barking child on the corner of her bed. "Ranma my name's Setsuna and this is my place, Stop Barking... How did you get here?" Ranma stopped barking with a disappointed look on his face.
"My daddy says I'm going to be the best martial artist ever and he said that I need to train really, really hard and that I have do what he says." Pluto sighed
"Yes but Ranma how did you get here" Ranma sighed at the stupidity of adults.
"I was telling you, Dad found this scroll just lying around in a temple we were visiting and he borrowed it. Pop said it had a really great training schedule and I was to read it out aloud. I can read really good" Ranma declared proudly.
"It wasn't very hard and then when I had finished there was this whosshy noise and I was here. Where's here?"
Pluto was amazed somehow a transportation spell from the Old Kingdom had survived. Somehow Ranma's father had got his hands on it and had though it was a martial arts training implement how in Hades did anyone think that.
"Now Ranma I'm going to take you home I just need you to tell me where did you come from." Ranma perked up he could answer this question.
"Mummy told me that when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. . . ." Pluto went to place her hand over the boy's mouth again and reconsidered.
"Ahh why don't you sit here quietly while I get you something to eat." Sailor Pluto hurried away from Ranma to her library. There is no way a kid should have been able to find his way into the Time Gate. What she'd do was send him back get the scroll and hunt down any other copies there maybe of it and then enjoy happy hour at a nice club.
Running her hands up and down her clothes and through her hair Sailor Pluto calmed herself down and walked back out to the boy. He was gone, This wasn't good.
First things first check the time gate. Rushing toward the magical force that could level the universe she could hear someone singing. This really isn't good. Finally she could see the gate. Ranma was standing in front of it and hopping around.
As she got closer she could see that somehow the little brat had got a hold of a stick. No it wasn’t a stick it was her Garnet Rod. The little bastard was poking the Gates of Time with her staff. In stunned disbelief she stood just looking at Ranma while he poked at the gates of time until she noticed that the gates were beginning to glow a strange orange colour.
"Poke, it with a stick, poke it with a stick I'm going to poke it . . .with a stick."
"Drop that, drop it now." Ranma ignored the furious guardian and bounced away from her continuing to poke the gates of time with the long pole he had found. It was kind of girly with a big heart on top.
He had gone back to look at the pretty ladies television, he thought it might be broken because all it showed was some boring nature show with this shinny city. Boring, and he couldn‘t figure out how to change the channels. So when he saw the big stick, he thought it wouldn’t hurt to poke it a couple of times.
Sailor Pluto rushed ineffectively after the bouncing boy, as he kept poking the ancient and very powerful gates of time with another ancient and very powerful object.
"Stop jumping around and give me that." She demanded as the damn kid bounced off her head and poked the gates of time again. To Setsuna’s horror they began to flash showing different points in time, at one point it looked like dinosaurs the next she could see horse and carts.
Frustrated she dragged a hand back through her hair and screamed. "Drop it you little brat."
Ranma laughed this was fun, and once more he poked Staff into the Gate of Time and with a ‘Pop’ he was gone, along with the Garnet Staff and the Gates were shut with a bang. Sailor Pluto’s face dropped. The gate had stopped glowing and flickering. And for the first time in 3000 years the Sailor of Time swore out loud.
"Bollocks."
Authors Note
The start of another story, I am unsure where in time Ranma will turn up, but I imagine he is not going to stay there for long. He is probably going to pop up a various moments in history. With my short impressions of Ranma’s impact on history.
Please tell me what you think.
This is here for the later chapters when Ranma gets older, and also the swearing.
Disclaimer: As soon as the lightning strikes I will have my own Ranma and won’t need to borrow one from Rumiko Takahashi. I don’t own Sailor Moon either.
Some day's it’s not worth getting out of bed in the morning . . . . . . .
Sailor Pluto was staring into the Gates of Time. In her view was a vision of the Future Crystal Tokyo shinning and pure ruled over by Neo Queen Serenity and her Prince. It would be a glorious peace, a hope of earth's future. From behind the sailor senshi she could hear the rustling of cloth..
Pluto whipped around and standing just behind her was a small boy in a white gi. The boy looked to be only just school age, with black hair pulled back in a little pig tail, while he had his arms behind his back slowly swinging backwards and forwards on the balls of his feet. There was an inquisitive look in his dark blue eyes that she would learn to fear.
"What are you Doing?" Pluto was stunned for a second which was long enough for the child to run past her and stand in front of the time gates. Being open he could see the prophesied Crystal Tokyo future.
"Wow your T.V's Big. What are you watching. Awww it’s really Shinny?" Pluto snatched at the boy's arm to pull him away from the ancient technology.
"How the Hel...How did you get here young man?" Quickly the boy took a deep breath and started talking
"My name's Ranma Saotome, I live at 23 Wrights Road, Tokyo and I'm nearly six where are we? who are you? where's my Daddy? How come your T.V's stuck it's boring, I'm hungry do you have anything to eat I'm really really really really HUNNNGRY." Ranma took a breath to start again. Pluto slapped a hand over his mouth and stared in amazement that the child was still trying to talk through her hand.
Picking Ranma up under one arm she kept the palm of the over the boy's mouth. Suddenly she could feel a slimy wet thing on her palm and pulled her hand quickly away from Ranma's mouth.
"Your pretty. Why is your hair green? It looks like snot you have snot hair. I like Ramen are we going to eat ramen I can eat ten bowls of ramen I could eat it while I sleep. Your house is big do you have a dog I like dog's they lick stuff do you want to hear my impression of a dog I'm really good at it." Ranma started barking. She didn’t see how the child breathed.
Pluto had reached the area set aside for her convenience and placed the barking child on the corner of her bed. "Ranma my name's Setsuna and this is my place, Stop Barking... How did you get here?" Ranma stopped barking with a disappointed look on his face.
"My daddy says I'm going to be the best martial artist ever and he said that I need to train really, really hard and that I have do what he says." Pluto sighed
"Yes but Ranma how did you get here" Ranma sighed at the stupidity of adults.
"I was telling you, Dad found this scroll just lying around in a temple we were visiting and he borrowed it. Pop said it had a really great training schedule and I was to read it out aloud. I can read really good" Ranma declared proudly.
"It wasn't very hard and then when I had finished there was this whosshy noise and I was here. Where's here?"
Pluto was amazed somehow a transportation spell from the Old Kingdom had survived. Somehow Ranma's father had got his hands on it and had though it was a martial arts training implement how in Hades did anyone think that.
"Now Ranma I'm going to take you home I just need you to tell me where did you come from." Ranma perked up he could answer this question.
"Mummy told me that when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. . . ." Pluto went to place her hand over the boy's mouth again and reconsidered.
"Ahh why don't you sit here quietly while I get you something to eat." Sailor Pluto hurried away from Ranma to her library. There is no way a kid should have been able to find his way into the Time Gate. What she'd do was send him back get the scroll and hunt down any other copies there maybe of it and then enjoy happy hour at a nice club.
Running her hands up and down her clothes and through her hair Sailor Pluto calmed herself down and walked back out to the boy. He was gone, This wasn't good.
First things first check the time gate. Rushing toward the magical force that could level the universe she could hear someone singing. This really isn't good. Finally she could see the gate. Ranma was standing in front of it and hopping around.
As she got closer she could see that somehow the little brat had got a hold of a stick. No it wasn’t a stick it was her Garnet Rod. The little bastard was poking the Gates of Time with her staff. In stunned disbelief she stood just looking at Ranma while he poked at the gates of time until she noticed that the gates were beginning to glow a strange orange colour.
"Poke, it with a stick, poke it with a stick I'm going to poke it . . .with a stick."
"Drop that, drop it now." Ranma ignored the furious guardian and bounced away from her continuing to poke the gates of time with the long pole he had found. It was kind of girly with a big heart on top.
He had gone back to look at the pretty ladies television, he thought it might be broken because all it showed was some boring nature show with this shinny city. Boring, and he couldn‘t figure out how to change the channels. So when he saw the big stick, he thought it wouldn’t hurt to poke it a couple of times.
Sailor Pluto rushed ineffectively after the bouncing boy, as he kept poking the ancient and very powerful gates of time with another ancient and very powerful object.
"Stop jumping around and give me that." She demanded as the damn kid bounced off her head and poked the gates of time again. To Setsuna’s horror they began to flash showing different points in time, at one point it looked like dinosaurs the next she could see horse and carts.
Frustrated she dragged a hand back through her hair and screamed. "Drop it you little brat."
Ranma laughed this was fun, and once more he poked Staff into the Gate of Time and with a ‘Pop’ he was gone, along with the Garnet Staff and the Gates were shut with a bang. Sailor Pluto’s face dropped. The gate had stopped glowing and flickering. And for the first time in 3000 years the Sailor of Time swore out loud.
"Bollocks."
Authors Note
The start of another story, I am unsure where in time Ranma will turn up, but I imagine he is not going to stay there for long. He is probably going to pop up a various moments in history. With my short impressions of Ranma’s impact on history.
Please tell me what you think.