Cows Have Gray Spots

Cows Have Gray Spots
By: Karie Chaos

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My first try at Fruits Basket. Enjoy my first try at Fruits Basket. Kyou/Haru. I can't seem to not like the bipolar bishi... Enjoy Minna!
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"Kyou... Can you show me-"

"NO! Damnit, Haru, ask Yuki!"

"Demo... Yuki's busy talking to Shigure. I need to go....."

Kyou snarled and snatched the boy's wrist, pulling him to the bathroom and hurling him at it.

"There! Do you need ANYTHING else?!"

"Nooo..... I'm fine. Arigatou!"

"Damn cow..."

Kyou stormed into his room and slammed the door, making the wall tremble. He fell onto his bed and threw an arm over his eyes. Yuki _talking_ to Shigure. Hah! Like they were _actually_ talking. Damn rat, hentai dog. Going off anf leaving him with Mr. I'm-So-Bipolar-And-Directionally-Challenged-Too! He could scream!

"Kyou?"

"Gah! Haru, _what_ do you think you're doing?! stupid fat cow...."

"I can't remember where any other room is. So I came here! Is that okay, Kyou?"

"Grrrrrrrr.... I _guess_.... Just be quiet, okay?"

Kyou wathced the boy with bicoloured hair sit down and fold his hands. Kyou closed his eyes.

When Kyou opened his eyes, Haru was facing him, eyes closed, hands tucked prayer style under his cheek. He was awfully close... Why... Yoiks!

"WAI!"

Kyou ran his head into the wall. The shaking wall and his sharp cry brought Haru very _rudely_ awake. And Black Haru could _not_ like _that_!

"Why're you screaming? Did I give you a reason to scream. No. Be quiet, Kyou."

"Haru! What the _hell_ do you think you're doing in my _bed_!?"

"Sleeping. Or I was before you screamed."

Kyou was more angry than nervous about Black Haru. He was nervous, but angry too, and anger was something he could deal with.

"Well, get out! I'm _not_ sleeping with you!"

"No? You were. Go back to sleep, Kyou, before you have a reason to scream for me."

Kyou glared.

"...stupid fat cow..."

"Don't mumble. I'm not stupid, Kyou. You were snuggling me."

Kyou blushed furiously."

"I was not! Why do you always come to me _anyhow_!"

"Yuki and Shigure are _talking_. Even you know what _that_ entails."

Kyou moved to get out of the bed.

"That doesn't answer my question, Haru! Why _me_!?"

Haru threw him back into the bed.

"Because I want you. Because you're sexy and I want you more than Hatori-kun and Ayame-kun do. Akito wants to abuse you. I want to fall in love with you. Yuki doesn't want me. He never did."

"I wonder why..."

"Quiet Kyou. Don't you want me, too?"

"No! You're freaking bipolar as Hell, you couldn't find your way out of a _dry_ paper bag forget a wet one, _and_! And you scare the shit out of me when you're Black Haru!"

"Don't focus on the negitive. What are some of the good qualities you see?"

Kyou thought hard about White Haru.

"Kind, loyal, determined, giving sweet, kinda cute I guess. And very forgiving. White Haru doesn't scare the Hell outta me."

"See, I'm perfect. Wild but sweet. Sexy but adorable. I'm the perfect man for you!"

"...Exactly! You're a _man_! We're both guys!"

"So? So are Yuki and Shigure, so are Hatori-kun and Ayame-kun. So is Akito. Point Being?"

Kyou couldn't say anything before he was pinned to the bed and Black Haru hovered over him.

"I'll prove it too you, Kyou, if I have to spend all nightdoing it. I'll prove to you how much I want you."

Kyou gasped in terror, Black Haru was hovering over him with a _look_ on his face...

"What are you gonna-"

Haru's mouth covered his before he could finish his thought, his lips soft and firm against Kyou's mouth, tounge lashing out to snare his own, plundering his mouth and stealing his breath away. Kyou wondered for a fleeting moment how Haru knew what he was doing. But the thought didn't last too long, because it was banished by the pleasurable feeling of Haru's hands skimming down his sides to tangle in the hem of his shirt.

"Up."

Kyou started to lift his arms and the haze receeded. Why was he cooperating?! He should be fighting back! And so so he did. He tried to sit up and throw Haru off him.

"What the hell do you think you doing, you fucking stupid cow! I'm not gonna do this, no way in hell! Get off me!"

He tried to jerk his shirt out of Haru's hands.

RIIIIP!

"Aww, look, you ruined my shirt! K'so!"

"But you look better without it."

Haru threw him back against the bed and pinned his hands over his head, with an ammount of strength Kyou didn't know the frail looking boy had. Haru leaned down andnudged the shirt to the sides with his nose, lips trailing over Kyou's chest gently, tounge flicking out to taste his skin, teeth nipping, leaving little red marks across his chest. Finally Haru ripped a strip out of Kyou's destroyed shirt and tied his hands to the headboard of the bed, and used his hands to strip off Kyou's pants. Kyou blushed feverishly.

"Without, very nice. I never thought of you as the type. You're just full of surprises."

Kyou growled at the cow. But Haru's eyes gleamed up at him before Kyou threw his head back, fists clenching and eyes flying open wide, mouth slack. Wow... Haru...

"nnnnnng...."

There was a soft vibration and he bucked up into the warm wet heat. Haru was... Was laughing at him! Kyou hisses and spit at the ceiling, seeing Haru's damn smug fat cow face before him. Then he closed his eyes and moaned.

"H- Haaaaaaaaruuuu!"

Haru just swallowed, and Kyou fell into the bed, looking down with glazed eyes. Haru smirked up at him and used his finger to wipe off hi bottom lip before sliding that finger into his mouth and pulling it out slowly, with a long suck, and letting it fall from his lips with a pop. Kyou found himself s taring at Haru's lips and shok his head and snarled at the boy.

"Stop this, you freking crazy person, or I'll yell for help! I'll get Tohru!"

"No you won't."

Haru slid his finger back into his mouth and slid another in with it. After a while he pulled them free and lifted Kyou's legs up, and moved his hand out of Kyou's sight. Kyou hissed as one slid into him, with an uncomfortable pressure.

"Haru, what do you think you're doing.... Aaaaaah..... K'so... Haru, s- stop..."

"Really? You want me to stop?"

"Hhhhaaah... Ahhh..... H- Haru..... Haru... No..."

"No? No I don't need to stop?"

HAru wriggled both fingers within Kyou and Kyou moaned, head tossing, bright hair falling into his eyes. He could remember his name, and Haru's name, but couldn't think for the life of him why he felt like telling the boy to stop again. Then his hands were free and Haru was leaning over him.

"I love you, Kyou, I'll prove it to you... I love you... Kyou.... Oh god... Kyou!"

Kyou cried softly, reaching out to hold onto Haru. Haru was in him so deep, oh god, he couldn't imagine anything more wonderful, nothing had _ever_ felt this good...

"Haru!"

The boy thrust slowly, starting to get aquainted. Kyou snarled and pulled him closer, shifting his hips impatiently.

"Haru... Harder, damnit!"

"H- Hai..."

Kyou's brain melted into his neck, his head dragging the bed, his back arching impossibly. Haru hit something and he couldn't stay quiet.

"Haru!!!!!!! F- faster! Faster... Damnit Haru! Oh god! _Haru_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Haru's hand was around his own cock, moving in time to his pistoning hips, and Kyou couldn't think, couldn't breathe, couldn't see, couldn't do anything but scream the boy's name, and scream his pleasure. Finally he couldn't take any more and he clamped down, coming all over his stomach and Haru's hand, screaming. He couldn't remember his name. His vision was gone.

"K- Kyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kyou went limp into the bed, feeling Haru pulling away and falling over him, barly managing not to crush him.

Kyou blinked blurry eyes up at Haru. Was he white or was he black? Haru finally opened his eyes and smiled slightly.

"Do you want me now, Kyou-kun? Do you know how much I love you? I _am_ your perfect man, Kyou-kun, and I'll spend my life proving it too you..."

Haru rolled to the side and lay against Kyou, asleep in seconds. Kyou slowly put an arm around Haru. Maybe, _maybe_ Haru wasn't just black and white. May, sometimes, he was just gray. Maybe, sometimes, he wasn't Black Haru or white Haru, he was just... Haru.

"I'll try, Haru... I'll try..."

*Owari*

Uhm, the title came after I wrote the story. I couldn't think of anything, and he speculates about Haru having a nice medium, like a Gray Haru. And Haru's a cow, so, well, I dunno. It's stupid. Ja!

Karie =^.^= *Mew!*