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San Nerima	By : holyeregon Category: +M to R > Ranma ½ Views: 1692 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-The Return
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Ranma: San Nerima

"You've been warned now...this story is a crossover of Grand Theft Auto and Nerima...although no GTA characters except the legendary Tommy Verceti will make it in the story, the ideas behind the story is the same...if you don't like torture and violence LEAVE NOW! I would put a lemon or something in but Fanfiction.net would definitely not allow it and the people running the adult fan fiction haven't even realized that no new authors can join because they don't have a link or button to get off the damn terms of agreement. I'd AGREE if they gave a piece of CRAP link to pull it off. PS: There's cursing in this story in case you can't bloody well tell.... oh and it's mainly Ranma..."

Chapter One: The Return

Ranma sighed at his apartment penthouse, holding his silenced .45 in his hand. "It's been too long since I had to use this...I'm glad for that." He had gotten a notice from Ryoga saying that he was showing up here as soon as he could and it was bad news from Nerima. Ranma's eyes glanced at the GPS watch locator that he had worked on with Lorenzo. "That spoiled bastard knows how to make anything." He said with a laugh. The door resounded with a knock and Ranma opened it to find a very angry Ryoga. "What kept you man?" He received a punch in the gut then a punch into the face sending him flying into the wall, "How dare you leave Akane behind?" Ranma shrugged, "When I did what I did to get that good for nothing panda of mine out of the fucking hole, I couldn't bring Akane into it." Ryoga relaxed, "That's why I'm here.... the whole gang has gone missing, everyone who has been turned into different creatures by Jusenkyo...and also Akane." Ranma leapt to his feet, "Let's go Ryoga...oh and check this out." He put the watch on him, "HEY!" Ranma grinned, "Don't knock it yet...” He pressed a button and the radar appeared on the watch, "You'll never be lost again my friend." He programmed the Tendo's house in it. "Get us to the Tendo's Ryoga." Ryoga nodded and drove the car he had parked out front. "Um...do you normally drive a Cheetah Ranma?" The black haired man grunted, "Wouldn't spend money on a car like this...” Ryoga glared, "Wait...are you saying it's....” Ranma nodded, "Stolen yeah no kidding moron...what did you think?" Ryoga gasped, "What the hell have you done with yourself?" Ranma stared him down, "What do you think...I lost the love of my life...was shamed by everyone I know...and was hated by my own father. What would YOU have done Ryoga?" Ryoga looked at the road, he knew Ranma had a point.

They drove for two more hours the countryside zipping by, "Ranma...Nerima's in a horrible state...there 4 or so main gangs roaming the streets...not to mention there are also many big shots in town. The Mexicans are in there roughing things up, as are the Italians. The Japanese mafia are in there too.... four different mafia." Ranma made a surprising sound, "The Japanese Mafia...this will get very interesting.... all those damned bastards are going down cuz I'm taking over...and I’m saving everyone to boot.... Ryoga you were dating Ukyo before I left what do you know of her disappearance." Ryoga glanced downwards, "One day she just didn't arrive at the shop. Her stuff was all at the shop so she didn't move out. I went out looking for her four days later...I originally didn't want to leave cuz I'd..." "Get lost right?" Ryoga nodded slowly. "For the first time in my life though, I didn't...I found the Casino alright." Ranma blinked, "There's a fucking casino now? Holy hell...and I thought Nerima had only gotten problems...let me guess a strip club, a classy joint, and a pole position club too right?" Ryoga nodded, "How did ya know?" Ranma sighed, "Things like that go hand in hand...here” He tossed him the silenced gun. "You DO know how to use one right?" Ryoga nodded, "Yeah but I hope to never have to....” The pig tailed one looked at him strangely, "I never like using it to kill people, but there you go, you're sitting next to a murderer...well a murderer with 2 million on the way." Ryoga groaned, "I hope bringing you back isn't a mistake."

They arrived in the town...well it was no longer a town but a huge city.... it had spread a couple miles out and seemed to be controlling quite a bit of Japan. "I thought you said Nerima wasn't totally changed too much." Ryoga blinked, "I guess more changed than I realized." Ranma yelled, "YOU THINK?" He breathed heavily, "Just get me to the Tendo's please." Ten minutes later they arrived to find the Dojo pretty damaged. He ran inside and found only one person there who rushed at them with a Fire Bomb in his hand, "I TOLD YOU THE TENDO DOJO WILL NOT FALL!!" It exploded on Ranma. "What did ya do that for ya FREAK!" Happosai took one quick look at Ranma and leapt at him hugging him, "I'm so sorry...the mafia keeps coming by trying take over the building." Ranma sighed and gave him a hug, "I'm back ya freak...and I'm taking this hellhole over and saving everyone...you know more than anyone. So what do you know about the events going on old freak.” The old man sat down smoking a pipe, "Listen Ranma...I only know a little...the four mafias are at war over who gets the city...so far the Mafia, led by Italian Paulie Franconia...is winning the war. The Italian Mafia took Shampoo hostage. Also...the Japanese took Ukyo hostage. The Russians have taken over the east part of town and have the Kuno's...and I haven't heard word from Akane in 2 months...she used to come here very often to see me to help me out. She cared for me when I got shot." Ranma gasped, "Someone managed to shoot you old man? Wow...they must have quick shot reflexes...” Happy grimaced, "When fighting a guy like him...even I couldn't avoid all the bullets. I've been fixing the dojo up by stealing what I can trying to fix it to livable state." Ranma looked him right in the eye, "And my mother?" Happy groaned, "She's dead.... Genma killed her so he wouldn't die." Ranma hissed, "Pop...I'm going to kill you...but I’ll deal with you later...” Happy looked at him, "Look check in on this guy...his name is Jack (pronounced like the French name Jacque). He has his head so far up this city that he knows almost anything. If there's a good person to have as an informant he is. He also may even know where Akane is."

Ranma took the paper and found the address...the Roxy Club house. It was the fancy one he had guessed would be here. Ranma and Ryoga took he car with Happy in the back. "I'm glad you're back boy...” Ranma grunted, "Pop sure as hell won't be...and he'll be dead within a week. No excuses at least he'll never have to be a panda again...” He smiled bemusedly as he stroked a hand cannon under the seat, "Ranma.... at least hear him out before you kill him." Ranma laughed, "Oh I'll hear him alright I'll be torturing him until I know he's told me everything he knows...and if he's lucky...I might spare him because he's blood.... and if he fucks up again I'll chop his balls off." Ryoga gulped, "What has happened to Ranma...he was never this bloodthirsty...” He thought until he heard his tone totally change, "I hope...I will find Akane and hold her again...” Ryoga looked over, "I've missed her so much...and I'll do anything to make this city my empire with her as my love...Ryoga.... does Akane still love me?" Ryoga sighed, "When I was P-Chan last...I heard every night her moaning Ranma in her sleep. She still loves you I’m sure of it." Ranma breathed in relief, "That will make things easier...” He saw a person walking by and deftly shot him. "Stop the car." They noticed a gun near the corpse and some money. Ranma picked up both and they drove off. "RANMA!!" Happy yelled. "Trust me...that guy was mafia. Check out the gun gramps." Happy winced, "Wow...you just killed a Mafia from the Italians without flinching." Ranma grinned, "Well I'm going to take over the Italians first...and kill as few members as possible, going after the leaders.... I need allies and the mafia is going to be those friends...whether they like it or not...and at the same time I'll rescue Shampoo. If there's anyone who's a useful friend its her. She knows the lay of this city like the back of her hand if she's the same old Shampoo." Ryoga smiled, "In this dirty town...I'll stain the walls red with the blood of my enemies until I'm the last one alive." Ranma said softly.

They were zipping in and out of traffic like a motorcycle in a truck. They arrived at the club, "In order to take down the Italians, I need info and some allies to start me off. I'll have to take this slow and plan it carefully...one does not just walk into the Italian Mafia's headquarters and say, "Give me your mob" it doesn't work that way Ryoga." The eternal lost boy nodded, "Now watch and learn." He walked in and said, "Yo you Jack?" The man by the table nodded, "Yeah what of it?" Ranma sat next to him and motioned for Ryoga to sit on the other side with Happy. "Look bud...I'm looking for a girl...I hear you know everything.... Akane Tendo spill everything you know about her, or I'll spill your guts over the seat." He had his hand on his hand cannon to prove he wasn't joking, "Actually I'll let my associate do it...he's got a silenced one. Now talk." Jack gulped, "Look mate I hate all the mobs in this town...are you trying to stop them?" He looked serious, "Yeah I am...what of it?" The new man, "Then I'm your ally." He raised his hand and Ranma looked at it suspiciously, "I'll trust you for now...but not with everything...I hope you understand." Jack nodded, "Yeah of course.... Akane Tendo was last seen in this club actually. I saw a couple men in yellow suits take her away. The Russians wear yellow suits a lot so it might have been them. However there's no proof yet. The Russians own the casino, it may be a good bet, but that place is riddled with guns." Ranma nodded, "Then we'll need a good mafia backup." (Note this is going to be a LONG story...and at least a while before he finds Akane again). Jack gave him a note, "Here go to the address here...program it in, I have a contact who lives there...he's a big shot himself, but not a mafia member...he's an extremist trying to destroy them." Ranma smiled, "Jack you may be useful to me...coming along?" Jack nodded, "Of course...oh and catch." He tossed a bag; in it were remote control bombs, "Useful for getting far away from a scene and still stopping those scumbags in your path."

The guys all exchanged glances and all walked out, "The truck is too cramped for us all.... hmm” He saw a car pull up and it was an Admiral 2000. "Perfect." Ranma walked up and opened the driver's door, "Ryoga get the passenger side you idiot." Ryoga ran over and opened the passenger side. Ranma punched the guy in the driver side, then pulled him out and pointed his gun at the guy, Ryoga did the exact same on the other side, except he didn't hit the guy, Happy and Jack got in the back. "Look you.... you don't mind us taking this do you?" The man shook his head, "Good and to make sure you tell no one..." He fired a shot near the guy's head, "If I find out you've told, I'll kill you got it?" He took the man's wallet and took out his ID and read it, "George Gnuchi huh...part of a mob are ya?" The man nodded, "Yeah the Russian one." Ranma instantly had a gun to the guy's head and he held one of the man's fingers in a cigar cutter. "Now listen...I'm going to ask once...lie and the finger comes off got it?" Everyone watched, "WHERE IS AKANE TENDO!" He shouted with his eyes red. "You mean that dark haired girl we took away a month ago...I don't know where she is, but I can tell you that she is surely alive...I saw her being forced to work at the Pole position a few weeks ago, but I haven't seen her since." Ranma nodded, "Now...I have one more question...do you like your bosses?" He shook his head, "HELL NO! It's why I refuse to wear those Banana suits." Ranma grinned and helped the man up, "Help his partner up...we have two more allies...but I warn you, just as I warned Jack...if I even think you're backstabbing me...” He spun and fired making a guy in a black suit collapse. "You'll end up like him...he was spying on us." Ryoga ran over and collected the stuff on him:"Wow...5 g's of the white stuff." Ranma grinned, "Mafia alright."

They quickly drove to the Pole Position Club, his number now six. They arrived to find guards at the door, “You two remain here…” He talked to the two in the car, “What’s your names?” The first guy said, “Name’s Joey, this is Lance.” Ranma nodded, “Ranma…that’s Ryoga, Jack, and Happosai.” Lance blinked, “Happosai? Isn’t he that guy that quit stealing underwear and is now going around town stealing guns for a war coming up?” Ranma whacked him over the head, “So who’s the criminal now huh?” Happy sighed, “Just to help prepare for battle.” Ranma grinned, “What would I do without you Freak. Let’s move.” The four got out of the car, leaving Lance and Joey to guard the car with two pistols. They walked straight to the door. “You customers?” Ranma thought for a minute, “These three are…I was just escorting them here…my sister wanted to see if she could apply here.” The usher looked at him, “Is she a hot one?” Ranma nodded, “Hell yeah…good thing I don’t go that way though.” The usher blinked, “You’re gay?” Ranma shook his head, “I mean I’m not into incest stupid!” He said loudly and ran off, he soon came back as his girl form in a VERY sexy outfit. “Hey big boy so do you mind if I apply?” Ryoga blinked, he really had gotten better as a girl. Ryoga was having a hard time not getting turned on by her, and he KNEW it was Ranma. She walked over to Ryoga and slowly bent over to pick up a 100-yen coin. “I think you dropped this good man.” She moved close to Ryoga, “I’m your girlfriend got that?” Ryoga nodded dumbly and kissed Ranma-Chan on the lips pretending like it was a normal thing. He was actually surprised that he enjoyed it. That scared him though; Ranma’s girl side was an excellent kisser. He pulled away breathless, “When did you learn that h-honey?” The red head winked, “Oh here and there.” She said it with a musical laugh.

The usher smiled, he had gotten a major turn on by the girl in just a mini skirt and a tight tank top. “Alright I’ll take you guys in to meet da boss.” Ranma winked, “Name’s Lindsay Sinaira.” She moved past him, making sure to brush her hip with his body causing him to tingle, “Well I can tell you’ll fit right in here beautiful.” She winked, “Be nice now, or my boyfriend will rough ya up go it?” Ryoga nodded, “So keep your hands off my woman.” Ranma thought, “Wow he’s really taking it seriously…maybe my kiss was a little too good.” Ryoga was blushing slightly. “Maybe he does have a thing for my girl side after all.” Ranma thought again and then was led in with the guys. She went into the job interview, not planning to get a job there. She nodded to Ryoga who tossed her the guys’ clothes she had worn before and turned back into a guy in the washroom and switched clothes.

Ranma emerged from the washroom and the four ducked into the office of the head honcho of the Pole Position. “Yo, big guy.” The guy stood up, “How did you get in here?” Ranma dashed forward and had him by the throat, “Shut up I’m doing the questions got it?” He brought the man over to the cabinet, “Now where’s your lighters?” He grinned and found one. He dumped half of the lighter fluid onto the guy’s head and held a box of matches. “No, please not that I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” Ranma threw him at the wall, “Now speak…when was the last time you saw Akane Tendo. I hear she was taken by Russians.” The guy thought a minute, “Akane Tendo? Don’t know a Tendo.” Ranma glared, “I know she worked here. Short bluish hair, pretty grumpy sometimes and breathtakingly beautiful when she smiles.” The man snapped his fingers, “Oh her, you mean Jasmine Romero. Yeah she used to work here, but one day she stopped coming to work. I had to replace her. What of it?” Ranma groaned, “So what was the last thing you heard about this Jasmine?” He said, “I heard about her a week ago from the Russians saying if I don’t cough up the money in 2 weeks time, she will be shot in front of me.” Ranma grinned, “Excellent then I have time to plan a way to save her. What’s your name dipshit?” The man stood, “James.” He glared, “James what?” The man shook, “James Saotome.” Ranma gasped, “W-What did you say?” James blinked, “James Saotome, you sound like you’ve heard the name of a ghost.” Ranma took him by the throat, “You are telling me the truth right?” James nodded, “Yeah why would I lie?” Ranma let him go, “I’m Ranma Saotome.”

James blinked, “Whoa, you sure have changed. Pop must have raised ya different.” Ranma glared, “You look like you’re only 14, how did you manage to get in charge of this. “Genma left it to me.” Ranma glared, “Now how did a freak like him get enough money to buy this?” James shook his head, “Ask him I dunno. He’s at his apartment. I’ll give you the address. Oh and brother, I’ll help you in any way I can, just don’t threaten me anymore.” Ranma grinned, “You know it. See you later little brother.” Ranma and the others walked out and were held at gunpoint by the ushers, “Guys back down, he’s my brother. He’s going to take over this town, I just know it.” Ranma spun, “And if I am?” James smiled, “All I ask is that you let me help and have a slice.” Ranma grinned, “If you stay honorable to me, then it shall be done.” They walked out of the club. “At least we have a safe area now. With our own backup if need be.”

They got back to where Joey and Lance were waiting. They had ditched the car and gotten a Van. “Good, hey Jack where you headed?” Jack nodded, “I need to go dig up some dirt, so do me a favor my friend and drop me off at the Police Station.” Ranma instantly had his gun out, “You a cop?” Jack nodded, “Yep, and by helping you I can rid this town of the four mafia’s forever. Sure there will be you in charge of the criminal sector. But I will say this, I’ll tell the cops to back off of you and let you do your thing as long as you don’t harm innocents anymore.” Ranma thought, “I normally leave the ones who have nothing to do with it alone anyways.” Jack held out his hand, “Then we have a deal?” Ranma took his hand, “Never had a cop as an ally before.” Jack laughed, “If I talk to them right, we may even have cops backing you up to take out mafia factions. We won’t help rob banks or nothing, but taking out criminals we’d be glad to help.” Ranma smirked, “Well I’m more than happy to have your help then. The more the merrier. And having an inside track into the police will really help us out in the long run. If we do something we don’t want the rest of the cops to find out, I can trust you to remove the evidence?” Jack smiled, “As long as you give me a cut, then I’m happy with that.” Ranma laughed, “So you’re a bit corrupt too. Well I welcome your help then.” They dropped him off at the Police Station. “So Freak you knew about this?” Happosai nodded, “Yeah, but there’s a reason I trust him. I saved his life a while back, so he owes me a lot. He’ll help in any way he can and he’s loyal. You know he won’t stab you in the back as stabbing you in the back is stabbing the whole city. You’re the only one who can stop the Mafia groups from taking over completely.”

Ranma skidded to a stop outside a particular building, “Our sublet boss works here…he’s a member of the Russian mafia who is actually working against it, from the inside out. I’ll let him know you are trying to bring down all the mafia in this town ok?” Ranma nodded, “Thanks Lance. Joey you go with him to.” Now it was just the three again. “Alright let’s head back to the Dojo for a night’s sleep.” Ranma drove them back and the three filed to sleep pretty quickly.

Ranma woke at about 3 am to scratching. He got up and checked it out and saw a shadow outside. He drew a .22 silenced to find out and it opened the door without breaking it, meaning they had a key. He pointed the gun at the person and said, “Freeze now!” The figure froze and Ranma turned on the lights. It was a very familiar person. “Mousse what are you doing here?” Mousse lowered his own gun and said, “I was looking for Happosai to help me rescue Shampoo.” Ranma smirked, “Funny that was my first objective, she’s a useful partner to have when planning things.” Mousse looked at him, “I have an inside scoop for you…the guards change their rotation around midnight tomorrow night. You may be able to sneak into the Fereli Mansion.

Ranma allowed Mousse to stay the night for that night (it’s not all trust here and no backstabbing just wait and see, I have a plan for the whole story.) The next morning they had to plan this just right. “Look Mousse we can’t do it yet…I’m worried about Shampoo but there’s a difference between reckless courage and stupidity, want to know that difference? Nothing. We gain nothing by rushing in. Taking a few more days to gather information will work wonders.” Mousse sighed, “But she’s going to get hurt by Sonny Fereli.” Ranma smiled, “You know the boss’s name? This may get interesting; I had the unpleasant experience of dealing with Mister Fereli before. Yo how did you escape anyways?” Mousse looked pathetic, “I flew away as my duck form ok?” Ranma smiled bemusedly

And so the story begins…yeah I know there weren’t any real enemies as they were gaining allies fast. The next story will kick it into overdrive…look forward to it! Will they find out enough information to save Shampoo? The real story starts next chapter. Of course I have a plan for this story...and it will blow you away...at least I hope it will. Please tell me if you have any suggestions, I'll be glad to see if they will work with the story. Warning there will be lemons in later chapters!
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