MST Cyber - 001 Michiru's Abandon

Disclaimer: I didn't come up with Mystery Science Theater, I'm only paying homage. Sailor Moon is not mine, it was created by the wonderful Naoko Takeuchi. I didn't create the Transformers... any generation of them for that matter, the only ones I own are the ones who's names you don't recognize ^_~ As for the fic that's being torn apart. Sadly to say, that is mine. I created on purpose and I'm using it as an example to show just how beserk I can go when I find something I absolutely hate. That being said, lets go on with the MSTing!

The scene opens up and you can see a satalite floating in space, the letters MST written on the side of it. Once you see inside of it you can see several transformers are snooping around the ship, trying to find a way of getting messages to anyone outside. An aerial commander indignantly squacks and sets a heavy hand on the main consol.


Terrasaur: I'm sick of this hunk of junk, when are we going back to Cybertron?


Another aerial expert resists the urge to smack the Predacon upside the head and opts to take his frustration out on the nearby furniture.


Starscream: I'm really getting sick of your whining. Just shut up and do something to help.

Terrasaur: And who's going to make me you old fossil?

Starscream: *snorts* Just who are you calling a fossil, brat?


A femme comes between the arguing mechs and pushes them apart, feeling like if she was in her beast mode then her hackles would be rising from the tension.


Shaykix: The both of you cut it out! Arguing like this will get us nowhere.

Terrasaur: Who died and made you the leader?


A beeping from the consol interupts them and the femme hurries over to find the switch that would accept the incoming transmission. She looks lost as she studies the unfamiliar mechanisms and the Decepticon reaches over her shoulder to press a light purple button. The screen in front of them goes from viewing the space outside the ship to show another Decepticon with a uni-optic. Starscream looks somewhat relieved to see the transformer and grins cockily.


Starscream: Soundwave, I knew that you'd find me!


Soundwave barely pays attention to his former commrade and makes way for a stocky Grey and Blue transformer. Galvatron smirks at the insubordinant in front of him and shakes his head.


Galvatron: Who knew that you could survive a point range blast from my cannon?

Shaykix: *dryly* Have you seen how many times he's come back to life so far?


All eyes turn to the femme and she shrugs before looking back at the two high ranking Decepticons on the screen.


Terrasaur: Just what is this all about, get us down already!

Galvatron: You are in no place to make orders to me, you bird-brained dolt.


From behind the trio someone clears their throat. They turn to see a human girl with strawberry blonde hair coming from the hallway, a look of amusement on her features.


Nika: Oh goodie, company.

Galvatron: *smirks* Ah, so the predecesor is here as well.

Shaykix: *looks confused* Okay my processors are starting to hurt...

Galvatron: Then allow me to explain oh dim witted one. My esteemed colleage and I have decided to undertake an experiment with you all as our lab rats--

Shaykix: I'd like to pack up my toys and go home now...

Galvatron: *ignores her whimpers* We are taking subjects from past and present generations in order to determine just how fast we can break your minds apart. This... -fleshie- was on the satelite long before we came up with the idea and has been used to the same treatment. She will fill you in on all you need to know.


The young woman looks none too pleased with this and looks up slightly at the human sized Transformers. She shakes her head and motions for them to take a seat while she puts on a pot of coffee. The viewer switches off and Starscream sits down indignantly.


Starscream: After all my years of loyal survitude! And why have I shrunk?

Nika: *shrugs* Easier for you to fit onto the satalite and into the theater this way I suppose.

Terrasaur: What theater? We've come here to be entertained?

Nika: *snorts and watches the coffee perk* Right, that's it. The theater in there is the instrument of our demise, it's made to slowly break our minds down and have us sucking our thumbs at the end of the presentations.

Shaykix: *optics widen* Can I please go back to Cybertron now?

Nika: *mutters* Good luck with that, I've been up here for nearly a thousand years.

Starscream: How is that possible? You're only a fleshie.

Nika: *glares* Watch your mouth boy. I'm not a 'fleshie' as you so eloquently put it. I am a spirit. I was put up here by an angry god.


The transformers look at her somewhat dubiously but before they get a chance to say anything a soothing male voice makes an announcement.


???: Attention, incoming fanfic. Please report to the theater at once.

Shaykix: *gets up* What in the Matrix is that?

Nika: *stands and pours her coffee* That's Knives, the Plant behind the satalite. He got trapped up here for something or other by his brother. He's basically the generator for all of the ship.


The transformers watch her make her way towards the hallway and she turns to look back at them.


Nika: Well what are you waiting for, we have to go to the theater.

Starscream: *shrugs* How bad could it be?


The foursome make their way to a heavily guarded theater vault and look in awe at the doors as they enter.

[Door 6 - Has the Autobot symbol painted on it. It slides upwards like a garage door.]
[Door 5 - Is a golden ankh that disipates into thin air as they walk through.]
[Door 4 - A wall of roses that parts in the middle, errant thorns sticking out.]
[Door 3 - Is a large purple dinosaur. Terrasaur grins as he shoots it down.]
[Door 2 - Is a filing cabnet. Nika takes out a DVD from the third drawer and it disappears.]
[Door 1 - Has the Decepticon symbol on it, it opens like a normal door.]

Nika goes to the back of the theater and passes the DVD to a transformer who goes to it's alternate mode and puts the disk in to be played. With a smirk she goes to join the others, from left to right they are: Shaykix, Terrasaur, Starscream and then Nika.


Shaykix : Why do I have the most foreboding feeling about this?
Nika : Because you have ForeSight?
Starscream: Would you females be silent, the entertainment is begining.
Terrasaur : You're delusional, you know that?

[There's a muffled clicking sound and the Decepticon Air Raider starts griping.]

Starscream: Who disabled my weapons system?!


Disclaimer - Although I idolize Naoko Takeuchi, I cannot claim ownership of her creation Sailor Moon and all the wonderful characters in the series.


Nika : So instead I'll write about all the Sailor Senshi and bastardize their characters.
Starscream: What are you doing?
Nika : Riffing, you're a Decepticon, you should enjoy this part of the show.


Spoilers - The Super S season and anything after it.
Warnings - Hetero!Lemon, mild kink and some OOC.


Shaykix : Lemon? Kink? I'm kinda confused here...
Terrasaur : And I'm kinda scared, though I don't know why...
Starscream: Suck it up you pansies.
Nika : *clutching the arm rests* I feel nautious, this can't possibly be good.


Title -


Starscream: Stinkfest '04!
Terrasaur : 'How to get the best from the Kuma Satra!'
Shaykix : 'Cooking with Elvira' ?


Michiru's Abandon

It had been a long time since the green haired water goddess had last visited her lover


Terrasaur : (Michiru) Take me Motoki! *urks as he's smacked upside the cranium*
Nika : *calmly removes her mallet from Terrasaurs head* Don't even joke about that!


and she could feel the need for sex building inside her like a flower ready to burst into blossoming.


Starscream: It's trying so hard to be poetic and yet I still want to retch.
Shaykix : S-s-sex? As in the coupling of two organics?!
Nika : *snickers* Sometimes more than two. *looks down at the floor* Wow, she went out like a light! How the heck are we supposed to wake her?
Terrasaur : Oh just turn the sound up and that'll bring her around eventually. *fiddles with the remote to turn up the volume*


It was like her mind was perminently stuck on horny, and more than once she would have to find a private spot to 'relieve' herself.


Terrasaur : Well that's what bathrooms are made for.
Nika : I'm not sure but I think the author's talking about masterbating.
Terrasaur : *smirks* So am I.


Fingering herself was satisfying, but there was nothing that could compair to


Starscream: --Cookies fresh from the oven!
Terrasaur : *makes a face* Where did that little ray of happiness come from?
Starscream: Oh I pulled it out my--
Nika : *buts in quickly* Hold on, if this is a Hetero!Lemon, what's it got to do with Michiru? *goes pale* oh dear Kami.


a warm long hard pulsing cock in her pussy. Just thinking of her lover's meaty tool made her mouth water in anticipation of sucking him off.


Terrasaur : If the punctuation was better this might be a letter for Penthouse.
Starscream: Now if only Michiru was a lonely librarian.
Nika : Stop it, there's going to be enough mental anguish without your help.


She smiled seductively to herself and absently played with the buttons on her top. Perhaps she would put on a strip tease for her lover once they were alone.


Nika : *eyetwitch* Well I'm sure that Haruka would like that.


The aquatic goddess glanced down the street in both directions before starting to cross.


Starscream: --And promptly got flattened by a semi. The end.
Nika : Careful, we can only use a few death riffs per fic.
Terrasaur : You could have told us this earlier.
Nika : It's much more amusing this way.


Michiru passed through the urban jungle with ease, more than used to the honking and loud voices of strangers. Although her soul was born over a thousand years ago, she was well suited to the hustle and bustle of city life. Even the seedier side of life held an appeal for her.


Terrasaur : Because she was only a senshi in her spare time, her real job was as a topless dancer!


She tossed her hair over her shoulder in a flirty-ish manner, her full lips pouting sexily.


Starscream: If this keeps up then this story is seriously going to piss me off.
Nika : Oh please, this is just the tip of the iceburg.


Her hips swung in a sassy manner, catching the attention of nearly all the men on the street. She couldn't help it that she was a sexy little kitten, Serenity made her that way.


Nika : I'm confused, is Serenity now a God or a She-pimp?
Starscream: I think--
Terrasaur : No you don't, that's just your central processors catching fire.

[There's a moment of silence before the two mechs are at one another's throats, wrestling on the floor. Nika watches them cooly and picks up the remote, searching for a button and then clicking it with a sadistic smile. An umbrella opens up from the back of Nika's seat to cover her as the sprinkler system gets turned on.]


"I'm ready for you, come and get me lover!" Michiru declaired loudly before dashing into the nearest love motel.


Nika : So we have Slut!Michiru, now who else is going to appear in this fic?


The room was devoid of her lover but she knew that he would show up soon to quench the fires in her loins with his gooey cum.


Terrasaur : Oh so she's on fire too? Then I doubt a spritzing from some human's organ is going to help put it out.
Nika : *Gags* 'Gooey' oh that sounds yummy.


She turned back the covers on the bed and sat down primly, turning on the TV


Starscream: By doing a lap dance for it!


to an all access porn station. She was greeted with a close up shot of a woman fucking another woman up the ass with a dildo.


Nika : *Weeps* Haruka-kun how could you?!


She had fantisized about other women before, mainly the girls that she worked with. But she had never actually done it before. For the time being her man was more than big enough to satisfy her!


Nika : *Snickering* Considering that women can only feel the first two inches, that aint saying a whole lot for her 'lover'.
Starscream: Is this even loosely based on the Sailor Moon universe?


She knew that it was greedy but her cunt was practically aching for something to be thrust inside of it. She reached into her purse and found her henshin wand, it was a nice tool to use when


Terrasaur : --the world was in danger.


she needed a quick fix for her lust. To hell with waiting for her lover, she could always greet him with a show when he finally showed up.


Nika : Does this mean if she wears herself out, we don't have to see Hetero!Porn?


Not having anyone to perform for the aqua haired water goddess stripped out of her restrictive clothing quickly. She neatly folded her clothes on a chair by the bed and then laid down, proping herself up a bit so she could still watch the entertainment on TV.


Terrasaur : She's frigging herself while watching 'Teletubbies'?!
Nika : Ya know, I think I'd like to join the femme on the floor... *tries to sneak away*
Starscream: No way. *Drags her back up*


Her lower lips were already moist with excitement and anticipation and the young girl grasped her transformation wand firmly and started to rub it up and down her labia teasingly. She spread her legs wider and let the first bit of the magic tool enter her,


Nika : I don't think that 'Night Magic' carries a sex toy like that.


imagining it was the head of her lover's cock. Michiru moaned and sighed contentedly as she watched the two women on television jumping each other's bones.


Terrasaur : (woman1) Ouch, wait stop jumping! You're on my hair!
Starscream: (woman2) Hang on, my boobs are too big, they're in the way...
Nika : *blinks* You're a little too well suited with those voices...


The one who was on the recieving end


Starscream: -Way- too easy to make a football joke here.


was om her knees, hands braced on some nameless male's hips. The woman's short black hair was swinging slightly with the hard thrusts into her asshole and she was keening joyously for more. Michiru wetted her lips and started easing more of the henshin into her soaping womanhood.


Terrasaur : Wait, I was under the impression that she'd had sex before, shouldn't her 'womanhood' be broken?
Nika : No, you're thinking of the 'maiden head'.
Terrasaur : *muttering* Stupid euphamisms.


The supine warrior gasped and bucked her hips upwards for more of the thick wand, not wanting to tease herself after getting worked up thinking about sex all the way to the hotel and then watching the porn on television, it was all too much for her to take and she could feel her first orgasm building up.


Starscream: Well she was half sitting from what I read so she's not 'supine'.
Nika : I hope there aren't too many of those run on sentences or the narrator is gonna pass out.
Shaykix : *groggily sitting up* What am I missing?
Terrasaur : Not a lot, go back to bed.


Her legs trembled and her stomach clenched as the first wave of passion swept over her body.


Starscream: Drowning her and thus ending the fic. So Nika how many of those death riffs -do- we have left?
Nika : That would be telling. *glances at Shaykix* Is she gonna make it?
Terrasaur : *taps the side of Shaykix's head* She's out of it I think...


Thick rivulets of she-jism trickled from her cunt and down the cleft of her asscheeks. Michiru shivered when she felt the warmness trying to seep into her other nether region and she tried to relax to let it in.


Nika : Well really an orgasm has quite the relaxing effect, she won't have to try hard.
Shaykix : *turns and hides her face against Terrasaur's shoulder* It's so... so... EW!
Terrasaur : *looks surprised* 'She-jism', now that's a new one for my dictionary-o-smut.


Idily she


Starscream: Let the car run in the closed garage--
Terrasaur : Stop hogging all the death riffs!


could hear the door of the room she rented being opened and she reached down to yank the henshin out of her hungry pussy and hide it back in her purse because as attractive the thought was to perform for her lover, he didn't know about her second life.


Terrasaur : She really -is- a topless dancer!


The beautiful woman stretched out once more on top of the covers, moving away from the small wet spot she had created in her enjoyment. The aqua haired woman brought her fingers to her face and began to lick off the musky liquid.


Shaykix : Moldy apple juice?


She could hear the door being closed and pouted slightly, not wanting to wait any longer.


Starscream: Is it just me or have we read that before?
Nika : Lets just hope that the fic isn't automatically rewinding for us to 'enjoy' again.


"Zell is that you?" Michiru called out, a smile gracing her features.


Terrasaur : There is no grace in this crapfic.


"Sure is, you rady baby?" The familiar voice answered back.
"I was born ready." The woman nearly purred.


Nika : 'Born ready'? Taken in the context of this fic, that's just wrong!
Terrasaur : But then, what about this fic isn't?


Her blonde lover peeked around the corner and grinned, seeing that she was prepped and waiting for him. Zell slipped off his fingerless gloves first and started towards the bed, nearly drooling when he saw her spread her long legs for him.


Starscream: So Slut!Michiru is like peanut butter: easy to spread.
Nika : Zell? That isn't....?


Michiru sat up on the bed, her legs still a bit weak from 'playtime'


Terrasaur : Damn those see-saws! Damn them to the Pit!


and she helped him out of his clothes, kissing every inch of skin as it came into sight.


Shaykix : (Michiru) Mmmm armpits are so erotic.


Zell glanced at the clothes she had placed beside the bed neatly and followed her lead, folding his flame patterned shirt and placing it over her clothes. The muscular fighter shivered in delight when he felt her lips on his chest and he reached down to play with her nipples.


Terrasaur : Whoa, is that a sex change in the middle of the sentence?
Nika : Maybe we won't have to read hetero porn!


Michiru murred in pleasure and sat up further so she could kiss her lover properly.


Starscream: With her pinky finger extended.


Zell held her close with one arm as he worked his free hand to undo his pants. The beautiful lady pulled him onto the bed even as he was kicking off his shoes and she giggled, trying to pull him on top of her.


Starscream: (Michiru) Please smother me and end this suffering.
Knives : (Off screen) Attention femme, mechs and spirit, you have now used up your quota of death riffs. Any further ribbing in this manner will be dealt with by violence. Thank you.
Nika : *glares* You just had to use them all didn't you?
Starscream: *smirk* And it felt good too.

[Nika and Terrasaur punch the Decepticon from either side and huff as the fic continues.]


"Did you miss me, sweetheart?" Zell leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"Of course I did." Michiru gave him a peck on the cheek.


Nika : Of course, we'll miss you more if you'd go away now Zell!


The woman's eyes twinkled cheerfully and she brought up one hand to trace the tatoo on her lover's cheek. Zell leaned into the touch eagerly, gazing at her lustfully.


Nika : Tatoo? You know, I think that really is him...
Starscream: Who?
Shaykix : *fangirl squeal* Zell from Final Fantasy 8!
Terrasaur : *covering his audio receptors* Hey, aim that squeal at the screen, maybe it'll shatter the fic.


Michiru took his hand in hers and led it to her already wet womanly sheath


Starscream: Oh please be talking about a sheath for a katana.


and her lover oblidged her by spearing his fingers into her, two at first and then three when he felt how loose she was.


Terrasaur : Forget calling her a slut, she's an out and out hussie!
Nika : Can I get a look at that dictionary-o-smut later? You might need an update.


His lover was getting short of breath and clinging to him and he smiled, knowing only he could make her this hot.


Starscream: Well him and the porn.
Shaykix : *meeps* Bad word!
Nika : *sighs* You're gonna be seeing a bit more of those kid.


The water goddess pushed Zell's pants and boxers off in one smooth movement and she grabbed him by the ass to encourage him to thrust against her.


Terrasaur : (Michiru) Start movin' or I use my nails!


The fighter resisted a moment, wanting to tease his sexy little bitch.


Shaykix : I'm a vixen, should I be taking offense to that comment?
Terrasaur : No, you should be taking offense to the whole crapfic.


The blonde man softly rubbed his massive cock along his lovers' slit, silently revealing in the moans that she made when he pressed his cock to her labia.


Nika : First a slit then labia, why not decide if it's gonna be raunchy or flowery?
Starscream: An attempt to placate both the male and female readers?
Shaykix : You mean people -will- read this?
Starscream: Good point...


The green haired woman bit her lower lip lustfuly and raked her nails up her lovers sides, knowing that he was slightly masochistic.


Starscream: As a Dom I take offense to this.
Nika : Ditto.
Shaykix : No, a Mew.

[The group looks over at the femme who's cuddling a cute little pink pokemon.]

Shaykix : Don't look at me he popped out a plot-- *gets her vocals covered*
Nika : I'll explain later why you should never say that word, now lets get back to the fic.


Zell shivered in delight, thrusting into his bitch prematurely. He had wanted to wait and make it worth it, but if she was going to be a naughty little girl


Terrasaur : *smirks* Then he'd have to break out the whips.
Nika : *looks at Starscream* I can't reach, will you smack him for me?


then he could be bad too. It was just too bad that he left the nipple clamps at home.


Shaykix : I really don't think this is appropriate reading, can we boycot it?
Nika : This is probably the only time I can approve of book burning.


The blonde fighter gasped at the warmth that surrounded his cock


Terrasaur : They must have thrown a rooster into the cooking pot.


pulling him deep with its primal call to mate. Normally he knew that he could last for quite a while, but tonight seemed like too much and he had to bite his lip to keep himself from oragiming too quickly.


Nika : Oragiming?
Starscream: A freakish form of origami?
Shaykix : *covering her optics* Can't we just wait it out, not listening or anything.
Terrasaur : We could, but if I memory recall correctly Galvatron is merciless and will most likely question us on this later.


Michiru saw the expression of torture on his face, knowing how hard it had to be


Starscream: Doesn't that go without saying?
Terrasaur : There's enough perversion in here without you, mute yourself!
Shaykix : Perversion? I don't get it...


for him to be holding back. She brought her legs up to wrap around his waist and pulled him tight agaunst her body clamping down on her inner muscles as she did so.


Shaykix : How is doing crunches going to intensify his pleasure?


The tattooed man gasped as he pummelled his massive cock inside of her, revealing


Starscream: That it was really just a strap-on.


in the warmth of her soaping cunt.


Shaykix : *gasps* Bad word!
Nika : *gritting her teeth* Very bad word.


He came in two quick spurts, moaning when he felt her shuddering undearneth him.


Terrasaur : (Michiru) Oh GOD, just get off already!
Starscream: *smirking* He just did.


He rested his wait on his forearms and looked down at her beautiful face, a slight sheen of sweat showing from the exertion.


Nika : *snort* Cause she did so much, laying there under him.
Shaykix : She had to put up with him didn't she?


"Are you alright honey?"
"Oh I'm


Nika : (Zell) Fairly sure I pulled something, get me an ice pack for my balls?
Starscream: I'm not even an organic and I'm feeling sympathy pain on that riff... stop it!
Nika : *simply smirks* If I have to hear about nipple clamps you can deal with my riffs.


just getting started with you Michiru..." Zel smiled down at her and moved off so he could better view her body.

Terrasaur : Please tell me he's not going to go for another 'marathon' session.


Michiru simply smiled up at him


Nika : (Michiru) *mimes patting Zell's head* There there dear, you don't have to... really... stop it.


warmly, her aqua green eyes


Shaykix : If her eyes are aqua isn't that just redundant?
Terrasaur : Yeah it would be redundant. However her eyes are blue so that just means the authors and idiot.


shining with love. "Nothing could make me happier."


Nika : Except, you know, being with HARUKA!


-Exunte-
Well I hope you all enjoyed the fic.


Terrasaur : Last I checked, the word 'exunte' doesn't mean 'end'. Get a thesaurus.
Nika : And if by 'enjoyed' you mean 'in stomach clenching pain' then sure!
Starscream: I don't even have a brain and I think I'm getting an anurism.
Shaykix : Well I was wondering why you're so stupid I guess that solves it.

[The rest of the MST team turn and look at her in shock and she simply shrugs.]

Shaykix : Well it's true. He's not the brightest bulb in the pack.


This isn't normally the sort of thing that gets written in the Sailor Moon fandom. It's usually just yuri that I see


Nika : And would it not occur to you that it's that way for a -reason-?! Not to mention, you suck at Hetero porn! Stopit!
Starscream: Are you throwing a hissy fit?
Nika : Yes I am! I hate it when people try to make Michiru or Haruka straight, it's just wrong! It's like oreo cookies without the filling.
Terrasaur : I think she's pouting now.

in the Sailor Moon section and I thought I'd put in something a little different. Ciao! <3


Starscream: Yeah lets get out of here before Nika starts ripping things apart.

[The team leaves the theater, each of the doors closing loudly behind them as they go.]


Nika: I'm going to put some Irish in my coffee, it's gonna be a long night I can tell.

Shaykix: Can we go home now?

Starscream: They're so cute when they're naive...

The crew turns as one towards the viewscreen when the incoming message alarm sounds off. Thoroughly unimpressed they face off with Galvatron and Soundwave. Shaykix is pouring coffee for Nika, heedless of the looks that the group in whole is getting from the two on the screen. There is a moment of silence as they all observe one another and finally Nika takes her coffee from Shakix and flips off the two onscreen.

Nika: If that's the worst you've got you don't have a chance of winning against us.

The two onscreen seem to leer and Nika's knuckles turn a bit white as she clutches her coffee mug.

Galvatron: So you say. But this is only the beginning. There are worse things in the universe for us to unleash on you.

The transformers all relax when the screen goes blank once more and Nika simply looks down into her coffee, a frown on her feature. She pushes a lock of hair behind one pointy ear and sets the mug down.

Nika: I'm going to talk to Knives, you guys enjoy yourselves until they call on us again.

Shaykix: We have to do it again?!

Terrasaur: Well until they do call us again we can at least try to figure out a way off this hunk of junk.

The dino transformer waves to them casually before disappearing down a hallway opposite the one Nika walked down, his hard metal feet thudding and making the sound echo in the lonely space.

Shaykix: Ummm....

Starscream: *looks down at her, irritated* What?

Shaykix: You wanna have fun while they're gone?

Starscream: ( O.o ) ....How?

Shaykix: *smiles* Boggle! I found a bunch of board games in that area over there with the tv!

There is a few seconds of silence between the two before Starscream heads off after Terrasaur, hollering for him to wait for him. The femme scowls and then shrugs, going to find what fun can be had on deck.

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- Authors notes:
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Well here is my first enstalment of MST Cyber. I wasn't quite sure who I could start off my first riffing of so I figured I may as well do one of my own. Please note, Michiru's Abandon is not something you'll find elsewhere, I wrote it just to rip it apart, as I mentioned before. The upcoming chapters will be of fics written by other people and if you have any suggestions of who should get teased and torment then please leave a review letting me know. Thank you for reading this far and I hope you enjoy the upcoming chapters. ^_~ <3