A Young Hamsters Amazing Journey
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+G to L › Hamtaro
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,157
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own Hamtaro, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Young Hamsters Amazing Journey
“Oh princess Ribon where have you been taken to? Why were you kidnapped by the evil Spat, breaker of hearts and hater of all things possessing the name Hamtaro! I will set out on a quest now to rescue you from his evil clutches, my fair princess!”
As he spoke these words, the little hamster dawned a suit of armor and sheathed his sword into its satchel. He was about to begin a long and arduous quest to rescue his beautiful princess from the clutches of the evil villain Spat.
Joining him on his journey was his faithful sidekick Oxnard. This hungry little fatty of a hamster loved to devour anything that crossed his path. Though he was not the most helpful hamster, he was still good to have for canon fodder.
So these two hamsters set out on their journey to rescue princess Ribon from the clutches of the evil Spat, hater of all that is love.
As they arrived at the base of Spat’s treacherous castle they knew the final battle would approach soon and they may not come out alive. Lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the trials that they must face. A moat filled with hungry, fire breathing sharks, a long, winding maze so confusing one could not find their way out once they entered, a long and arduous climb up a spike-covered castle, once that Megaman could not survive, and finally at the top of the castle their prize was awaiting, the beautiful princess Ribon.
They began their assault on the castle. The fire breathing sharks started to breath their fiery breath at these two lone heroes, but they were stopped before they could do any damage as Oxnard devoured every last one of the fire breathing sharks. Blood splattered everywhere as the tiny hamster tore through their flesh, enjoying his tasty snack.
“Spicy” Oxnard remarked as Hamtaro and himself sped into the castle.
They entered the maze, but instead of trying to find their way through it’s many twists and turns, Hamtaro drew his sword and began to hack and slash his way through the vegetation.
Soon after they had reached the base of the castle. Staring up at the long climb that awaited them, Oxnard had an idea!
“Brave Hamtaro, why don’t be just take the elevator?”
“My gentle squire, what a marvelous thought!”
They pushed the button on the elevator and began their accent to rescue the beautiful princess! Spat, the hater of all that is love, would soon taste defeat at the end of Hamtaro’s blade!
As they reached the top of the tower, Hamtaro once again drew his blade and began to shout into the dark abyss of the room that lay before him.
“Spat, hater of all that is love and goodness, show your evil face!”
Maniacal laughter soon began to fill the dark room.
“You fools, do you think you could save your lovely princess Ribon from my clutches? You are the most foolish fools I have ever laid mine eyes upon and because of such foolish behavior you fools will soon meet your demise!” Once again, the maniacal laughter filled the room and soon Spat, hater of all that is love, appeared and drew forth his sword.
Hamtaro stood his ground, he did not show any signs of fear to his foe.
“Oxnard! Go forth and find the princess while I take care of this devilish fiend! His blood will soon flow freely from his wretched body as I impale my sword into his evil heart!”
Oxnard set out to find Hamtaro’s lovely princess while the two hamsters began their assault upon one another. Sparks flew as their swords as they clashed, their fur becoming soaked in sweat, their breath became short. But our lone hero did not give up as he gathered all of his strength and let forth a fury of attacks. Spat, the hater of all that is love, could not keep up with this assault and soon fell to Hamtaro’s blade. With his last breath he cursed our hero’s name and then exploded in a ball of sparkles and glitter. Love was soon returned to the world.
Regaining his composure, Hamtaro began to follow where his faithful companion had run too. Finding a secret door in the back of the room he had just slain Spat, hater of all that is love, in he pushed it open.
As he opened the door his mouth fell, agape at the sight he saw. There, his princess Ribon was begin violated by his companion Oxnard. The two hamsters grasped at the fur on their bodies as Oxnard thrust into princess Ribon. With one last plowing motion a cry of ecstasy filled the room as Oxnard filled Ribon to the brim.
“Princess…. what… why?! Why are you fucking my faithful companion Oxnard!?!?!?!” Hamtaro cried, tears welling in his eyes.
“He asked me what I would do for a Klondike bar.”
As he spoke these words, the little hamster dawned a suit of armor and sheathed his sword into its satchel. He was about to begin a long and arduous quest to rescue his beautiful princess from the clutches of the evil villain Spat.
Joining him on his journey was his faithful sidekick Oxnard. This hungry little fatty of a hamster loved to devour anything that crossed his path. Though he was not the most helpful hamster, he was still good to have for canon fodder.
So these two hamsters set out on their journey to rescue princess Ribon from the clutches of the evil Spat, hater of all that is love.
As they arrived at the base of Spat’s treacherous castle they knew the final battle would approach soon and they may not come out alive. Lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the trials that they must face. A moat filled with hungry, fire breathing sharks, a long, winding maze so confusing one could not find their way out once they entered, a long and arduous climb up a spike-covered castle, once that Megaman could not survive, and finally at the top of the castle their prize was awaiting, the beautiful princess Ribon.
They began their assault on the castle. The fire breathing sharks started to breath their fiery breath at these two lone heroes, but they were stopped before they could do any damage as Oxnard devoured every last one of the fire breathing sharks. Blood splattered everywhere as the tiny hamster tore through their flesh, enjoying his tasty snack.
“Spicy” Oxnard remarked as Hamtaro and himself sped into the castle.
They entered the maze, but instead of trying to find their way through it’s many twists and turns, Hamtaro drew his sword and began to hack and slash his way through the vegetation.
Soon after they had reached the base of the castle. Staring up at the long climb that awaited them, Oxnard had an idea!
“Brave Hamtaro, why don’t be just take the elevator?”
“My gentle squire, what a marvelous thought!”
They pushed the button on the elevator and began their accent to rescue the beautiful princess! Spat, the hater of all that is love, would soon taste defeat at the end of Hamtaro’s blade!
As they reached the top of the tower, Hamtaro once again drew his blade and began to shout into the dark abyss of the room that lay before him.
“Spat, hater of all that is love and goodness, show your evil face!”
Maniacal laughter soon began to fill the dark room.
“You fools, do you think you could save your lovely princess Ribon from my clutches? You are the most foolish fools I have ever laid mine eyes upon and because of such foolish behavior you fools will soon meet your demise!” Once again, the maniacal laughter filled the room and soon Spat, hater of all that is love, appeared and drew forth his sword.
Hamtaro stood his ground, he did not show any signs of fear to his foe.
“Oxnard! Go forth and find the princess while I take care of this devilish fiend! His blood will soon flow freely from his wretched body as I impale my sword into his evil heart!”
Oxnard set out to find Hamtaro’s lovely princess while the two hamsters began their assault upon one another. Sparks flew as their swords as they clashed, their fur becoming soaked in sweat, their breath became short. But our lone hero did not give up as he gathered all of his strength and let forth a fury of attacks. Spat, the hater of all that is love, could not keep up with this assault and soon fell to Hamtaro’s blade. With his last breath he cursed our hero’s name and then exploded in a ball of sparkles and glitter. Love was soon returned to the world.
Regaining his composure, Hamtaro began to follow where his faithful companion had run too. Finding a secret door in the back of the room he had just slain Spat, hater of all that is love, in he pushed it open.
As he opened the door his mouth fell, agape at the sight he saw. There, his princess Ribon was begin violated by his companion Oxnard. The two hamsters grasped at the fur on their bodies as Oxnard thrust into princess Ribon. With one last plowing motion a cry of ecstasy filled the room as Oxnard filled Ribon to the brim.
“Princess…. what… why?! Why are you fucking my faithful companion Oxnard!?!?!?!” Hamtaro cried, tears welling in his eyes.
“He asked me what I would do for a Klondike bar.”