Burned Bacon

Hey! Welcome to my very first slash fiction! Enjoy the craptacular-ness! Oh...and no flames if you should choose to review. ^_^.
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"BAKA COOK!"
"SHITHEAD SWORDSMAN!"

Ah yes, the usual greeting of the dawn on the Going Merry. Trying to sneak some bacon (and perhaps some grog) after an arduous pre-dawn training session just wasn't going to work for the green haired swordsman. Sanji, after all, had made the bacon especially for his Nami-san. And there was no way in hell 'Shitty the Swordsman' was going to get it.

Not even for a pair of Nami-san's panties.

The two stood on opposite sides of the kitchen, after Zoro had been kicked into a chair by the cook.

"Breakfast is ready when it's ready, you marimo head!"

Zoro rubbed his head, trying to push the large lump that had appeared on his scalp.

"I'll kill you for this, crap-cook."
"I'd like to see you try, shit swordsman."
"You wanna piece of me?!"
"No, just some of that shit hair dye of yours." A long puff of smoke filled the air after this statement.

Zoro's eye twitched. Oh, the love-cook was really asking for it today. Zoro drew his swords and Sanji smirked, his one visible eye squinting.Zoro drew a sword and Sanji tapped the tip of his right shoe on the ground.

Zoro moved quickly, slicing his blade at Sanji, who dodged and aimed a kick at Zoro's stomach. The foot was deflected and Zoro head rammed Sanji back. Right into the stove.

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"Dammit all to hell you son of a bitch swordsman!"

Zoro looked to see the problem, Sanji's left hand had been burned by the fire over the stove. Zoro backed off as Sanji dashed over to the sink.

"Shitshitshitshitshitshit! I knew I shoulda stayed in bed...shit swordsman..."
"Hey! It wasn't my fault!" Sanji turned to glare at the swordsman.
"Shut it, marimo head, shit swordsman!" The cold water poured over Sanji's hand, and he cringed.

"Let me see that." Zoro sheathed his sword and moved over to Sanji's side. Sanji aimed a side kick at Zoro, who grabbed the slow moving leg and held it.

"Let go of my leg you bastard!"
"Show me that hand ya pansy!"

Sanji tried to pull his leg back, but to no avail. Zoro's grip on his shin was unbreakable. Realizing there was nothing to it, and resolving to feed Zoro his ass for breakfast later, Sanji nodded.

Zoro didn't let go of his leg, instead, he moved up closer to Sanji, still holding his leg. Couldn't have Sanji getting loose now, could he? It'd spell death for Zoro.

"Leggo a my leg, shit swordsman."
"Not until I see that burn and get away." Sanji growled and thrust his hand into Zoro's face.

"See?! See?!"

Zoro snatched Sanji's wrist before Sanji could put the burned hand back under the faucet. Zoro looked at the burn on the cook's hand. Damn...that stove had really got him good. The entire side of Sanji's left palm was swelling and had started to boil.

"And it's all your goddamn fault, shit swordsman!"
"Oh come up with another insult, you pansy! It's nothing!"

The two glared at each other in silence for a minute or two before Zoro turned his attention back to the burn.

"What the hell were you thinking putting this under cold water first thing?"
" 'Cause it felt better than hot water, marimo head." Sanji's voice was calmer now, a sign that he was PISSED.

Zoro, without thinking, put the burn to his mouth and used his tongue to clean the wound. Sanji's eye went wide and his jaw dropped, as did his cigarette. The shocked silence didn't last long.

"What the hell are you doing?" Sanji's voice held little bite, it was more filled with shock.

Zoro gave one last swipe of the burn with his tongue, there wasn't even a hint of salt on the burn, and then detached Sanji's hand from his mouth.

"Cold only makes things worse, baka cook. Thought a cook would know to treat a burn."

Zoro dropped Sanji's hand and leg and then turned to go.

"Marimo head." Zoro turned and Sanji pressed his lips against Zoro's.

Zoro was shocked, to say the least. What the hell was wrong with the love cook? The taste of cigarettes was abundant on the love cook's tongue as it invaded Zoro's mouth.The taste was foul, yet addicting to Zoro. Sanji drew away, leaving Zoro breathless.

"Ha, if I'd known that would shut that hole in your face I'd ha-" Sanji didn't get a chance to finish his sentence before Zoro had grabbed him and crushed his lips to Sanji's. There was no way Sanji would beat Zoro at this fight.

The two stumbled around the kitchen, Zoro leading Sanji over to the table, and Zoro pinned Sanji's arms above his head by his wrists while attacking Sanji's neck with lips and tongue. Sanji groand and writhed against Zoro's hands. Zoro moved his teasing tongue up to Sanji's ear and situated his hands on Sanji's slim wrists.Now that the swordsman had one hand free, he could get somewhere.

Slowly, with slight trouble with the buttons and tie (at which Sanji smirked) Zoro finally got down to the love cook's light blue undershirt.

"Dammit, how can you stand all these clothes?" Sanji's smirk widened at Zoro's growl.
"Is wittle Zoro getting fwustwated?" Sanji laughed after this, making Zoro growl and rip the buttons off of Sanji's shirt.

"Hey marimo head! That was a good shir-aah!" Zoro cut Sanji off by nipping one of Sanji's light brown nipples. Zoro used the fingers of his right hand to tease Sanji's other nipple while his left was still holding Sanji's wrists to the table.

"Shit..." Zoro pinched Sanji's nipple, and then moved his hand down to the bulge in Sanji's dress pants.

"Shit, damn, fu-!" Zoro kissed Sanji again.
"Damn you've got a foul mouth baka cook!" Sanji raised his head and smirked at Zoro even wider.
"Why don't you put yours to good use, marimo head?"

Zoro just smirked and then undid the buttons and zipper on Sanji's pants, unleashing Sanji's erect member.

"Commando?" Zoro's grip loosened just the tiniest amount and Sanji instantly lurched forward and used one leg to buckle Zoro's knees, sending them both toppling to the floor. Sanji grabbed a stunned Zoro's hands and held them to the floor with his own hand. His jacket and ruined shirt, still on, draped over his lithe body slightly. There was muscle on his abdomen, yes, but not as much as the samurai's. Of course not, he didn't stupidly train with those ludicrous weights until he passed out against the cabin.

However, that wasn't saying that Sanji didn't like the view from where he was sitting.

Sanji bit along Zoro's jaw and neck, leaving little red marks against the swordsman's tanned skin. The swordsman had been training earlier, therefore making his skin saltier than normal, and things had gotten quite hot in the kitchen. His bare chest was covered in the slight sheen of sweat. Sanji licked along the scar that Mihawk character had given Zoro and then started giving Zoro's nipples a work-out. Zoro moaned and twisted beneath Sanji's lips. Sure, he had enough strength to throw the love cook off of him, but he didn't really want to.

Sanji's free hand moved lower on Zoro's body, covering the fabric covered bulge in between Zoro's legs. Zoro let out a loud moan.

"Shut up, Marimo head! You want the whole ship to wake up?"

Zoro just moaned louder in defiance of Sanji's words. Sanji bit one of Zoro's nipples and then pulled down the swordsman's pants. He looked down at where they were close together. Zoro had green pubic hairs.

"Well I'll be damned..."

Zoro chuckled maliciously before toppling Sanji over, placing them under the table. After pulling Sanji's pants down to his knees, Zoro started grinding their cocks together deliciously. Sanji grabbed onto Zoro's arms and let his head roll loosely on his shoulders. One particularly quick thrust from Zoro made Sanji arch up into Zoro and gasp.

"Like that huh?"
"Shut the hell up and do that again." Zoro chuckled lowly before oblidging.

Zoro watched as Sanji's visible eye became glazed even further with lust as he prodded at his entrance. The love cook's breath caught as Zoro pushed harder against Sanji's tight entrance. Sanji's face contorted in pain as the head of Zoro's member slid through the tight ring of muscle. Sanji hissed.

Zoro kept going, without mercy. This need was insatiable, and would be so until he released.

"Damn..." Zoro's brow furrowed as he came to rest within Sanji, all the way to the hilt. Sanji's eye was watery as he gazed up at Zoro. Zoro wrapped his hand around Sanji's member and started a slow pumping motion. He waited until Sanji's eye was filled with lust again before he drew himself out of Sanji's tight hole and thrust slowly back in. Sanji gripped his arms, finger nails digging into his skin.

Zoro thrust in and out, slowly at first but then gaining speed and force. He matched the pumping of his hand to his thrusts and it wasn't long before Sanji came, spurting onto his stomach and chest and all over Zoro's hand. The clenching of Sanji's inner muscles was Zoro's undoing, and he followed Sanji into bliss.

The two lay panting and Zoro withdrew from Sanji and fell onto his back, chest rising and falling with each deep breath.

"Damn..." Zoro watched as Sanji sat up, wincing at the pain that followed the action. He'd be sore for a little while.

"Eloquent as always, shit head." Sanji lit up a cigarette and let out a long puff of smoke.

"Shut up..."

Zoro pulled his pants back on and then stood slightly and fell back into a chair, his breath was slowly being regained. Sanji pulled up his pants and then stood. He glared at Zoro.

"Bastard...I have to go change pants."
"Then go change. The bacon's already burned."
"SHIT!! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!"
"What's with that, baka cook?! Last time I ever give you the lay of your life!"

Sanji snorted as Zoro banged out of the kitchen, slamming the door behind him.

Sanji growled in his throat and threw out the burnt bacon. The door opened quietly.

"See you tonight, baka cook." The door closed quietly.

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"SHIT!!"

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Well, what do you think? It's my first time at yaoi, so please don't flame. ^_^.