Suffer the Pain for True Happiness

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing but I do own my own made up characters, so if I see anyone use them I will sue. Just kidding, but I really don’t own Hellsing so don’t sue me, I’m just using the characters for my own twisted purposes. HAHAHAHAHA!

Seras: Jazzy, shut up already and start the fanfic! You better not do anything horrible to me or else you are so DEAD!

Me: Seras you really think I’m that evil?

Seras: You are almost as evil as Alucard, so yes I do think you would be so evil.

Alucard: Police Girl, she is the author, she can be as evil as she wants. Personally I love when you are punished. (Fangy Grin)

Seras: Eh eh eh, Jasmine, please start already. (Cringes away from Alucard) Jasmine, PLEASE!

Me: Ok already, Alucard stop messing with Seras please.

Alucard: (Turns to me, evil grin)

Me: Uh oh.

Alucard: The only one who orders me is my master. I could turn my antics to you my dear Jasmine.

Me: Ah, no thanks. You can go back to Seras now.

Seras: (Runs away) JASMINE!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ok lets start already. (Mumbles) These two get on my nerves so much! What am I gonna do I have to write. Whatever, ok here we go.