Cook and Swordsman
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
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2,891
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2
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Mushrooms are Powerful
Topic:Nature
posted: 7/12/08
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Sanji found Chopper holding two identical books one in each. The cook plucked the more worn copy from the doctors grip.
“What a coincidence, that was exactly the book I was looking for.”
Chopper regarded the man as he already was flipping through the pages before smiling.
“I guess it would make sense we would both have that book, The Mushroom Index would be useful for doctors and cooks. Amazing the kind of tasty delights or medicinal poisons nature can produce, huh?” The cook nodded and brought a mushroom out from his pocket and compared its markings to the page he just found. Sanji lit a cigarette after he read the selection and sighed.
“Figures. Hey, Chopper…were you about to look up this mushroom?” He held up the pages and the mushroom that matched the picture between his thumb and other fingers.
“Yes! Usopp found lots on the island and he brought me some in case I could use it.” Chopper came closer and read the entry. “Whoa. It’s pretty dangerous that they have such a powerful aphrodisiac growing so abundantly here…looks like it shuts down inhibitions completely…scary.”
“Could you make some antidote for this? Luffy hasn’t come back yet and I don’t think any of us have the energy to deal with him if he stupidly ate a bunch.”
“Sure I’ll make up an antidote. Should I make a few incase the others ate some too?” Chopper was already taking getting out the materials he needed from his bag.
“Nah...the girls are smart, they wouldn’t just eat something they knew nothing about. Franky and Brook were on the ship so they should be fine.”
Chopper looked up. The one he immediately had worried about after Luffy hadn’t been mentioned.
“Zoro?”
Sanji took a drag on his cigarette.
“The shitty idiot brought me some to cook with. I told him I had to check before I did anything with them. He called me a pussy and popped a handful into his mouth.” The grin Sanji gave the doctor made Chopper back up. “When his attitude, uh, changed…I thought I better check and make sure he wasn’t about to die or anything.”
“I need to hurry then and make another cure then!” The reindeer seemed to panic.
Sanji started toward the door.
“Take your time. He deserves what he gets, it’s called ‘natural selection’. I’ll work it out of him the old fashioned way.” Sanji flashed a carnivorous smile as he exited to where he had left his prey.
Meanwhile, a very frustrated swordsman grinded himself needfuly against the wall where the cook had hog tied him…unaware that retribution for calling Sanji a pussy was quickly approaching.
posted: 7/12/08
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Sanji found Chopper holding two identical books one in each. The cook plucked the more worn copy from the doctors grip.
“What a coincidence, that was exactly the book I was looking for.”
Chopper regarded the man as he already was flipping through the pages before smiling.
“I guess it would make sense we would both have that book, The Mushroom Index would be useful for doctors and cooks. Amazing the kind of tasty delights or medicinal poisons nature can produce, huh?” The cook nodded and brought a mushroom out from his pocket and compared its markings to the page he just found. Sanji lit a cigarette after he read the selection and sighed.
“Figures. Hey, Chopper…were you about to look up this mushroom?” He held up the pages and the mushroom that matched the picture between his thumb and other fingers.
“Yes! Usopp found lots on the island and he brought me some in case I could use it.” Chopper came closer and read the entry. “Whoa. It’s pretty dangerous that they have such a powerful aphrodisiac growing so abundantly here…looks like it shuts down inhibitions completely…scary.”
“Could you make some antidote for this? Luffy hasn’t come back yet and I don’t think any of us have the energy to deal with him if he stupidly ate a bunch.”
“Sure I’ll make up an antidote. Should I make a few incase the others ate some too?” Chopper was already taking getting out the materials he needed from his bag.
“Nah...the girls are smart, they wouldn’t just eat something they knew nothing about. Franky and Brook were on the ship so they should be fine.”
Chopper looked up. The one he immediately had worried about after Luffy hadn’t been mentioned.
“Zoro?”
Sanji took a drag on his cigarette.
“The shitty idiot brought me some to cook with. I told him I had to check before I did anything with them. He called me a pussy and popped a handful into his mouth.” The grin Sanji gave the doctor made Chopper back up. “When his attitude, uh, changed…I thought I better check and make sure he wasn’t about to die or anything.”
“I need to hurry then and make another cure then!” The reindeer seemed to panic.
Sanji started toward the door.
“Take your time. He deserves what he gets, it’s called ‘natural selection’. I’ll work it out of him the old fashioned way.” Sanji flashed a carnivorous smile as he exited to where he had left his prey.
Meanwhile, a very frustrated swordsman grinded himself needfuly against the wall where the cook had hog tied him…unaware that retribution for calling Sanji a pussy was quickly approaching.