Lord of the Bed

Here I lay
On this cold hard floor
And the only thing I could hear
Was my precious twin snore.
A sudden kick from him
I found myself down
My face hurts so much
Hell, I can hardly frown
Forget the Lord of the Host Club
I fear he never has to dread
The cold hard floor
In case Haruhi kicks him off his bed
Hunny and Kyouya
Hell, sleeping for them is a sin
Because once you walk to wake them up
The room goes to hell and all who's in
Yes, my brother is older
And the rest left unsaid
I sleep close to him
Ah, that lord of the bed.
But as much as I love him
As much as I have to dread
There's one thing I wonder
Why can't I be lord of our bed?
There's no fluffy couch
That can soothe this pain in my side
Just wait until morning
And I have to stuff in my pride
Alas, I've become a commoner
Bowed down here on this floor
Hikaru is Lord of the Bed
Only this and nothing more
Yet how I wish just once
I could let him see how it felt
To wake up on wooden planks
And feel the painful welt
However, I must sleep now
As a new day is ahead
While Hikaru snores away
The Lord of the Bed