Daddy\'s Home

It was an afternoon in class after lunch. Haruhi was looking like her usual bored self as she stared out the window. Haruhi then looked over at Kyon, who noticed this.

What is it now? Kyon thought as he saw Haruhi. They had been dating for a few months after their first kiss, and Kyon thought it was better that he be Haruhi's lover than having her go berzerk and destroy everything. Life was never easy, butr being the boyfriend of a goddess made things a bit more difficult. Kyon merely tried giving her a light smile. However, Haruhi was still bored. Fortunately for them, the bell rang and class was dismissed.


Haruhi and Kyon went to the SOS brigade room holding hands. Shortly after that, Yuki, Itsuki and Mikuru entered.

"So what are we doing today, Haruhi?" Itsuki asked.

"I got us a reservation for five to the hot springs. Let's get going there." Haruhi said. One train trip later, the SOS brigade was stang in front of one of the best hot spring spas in Japan.

"Okay, let's go on in. Everyone has earned a little relaxation time." Haruhi said. After they went in, Haruhi came up to the clerk, who got very nervous.

"M-May I help you?" The clerk asked nervously.

"We got a reservation. The name's Haruhi Suzumiya." Haruhi said.

"Uh, yes... we've been expecting you. Right this way." The man said as he sweatdropped.

What's going... Ah, I don't think I want to know, Kyon thought. The guys and girls changed separately and went to the hot springs. Once there, they came to a hot spring with a fence to separate men and women. They then removed their towels and entered their respective springs, except for Mikuru. She entered the hot spring all covered up, only wading in to her knees.

"Mikuru, relax! It's not like any of the guys is going to see you." Haruhi said. Haruhi then took Mikuru's towel off of her and threw it aside, far from the hot spring.

"AH!" Mikuru shrieked as she covered herself up. Haruhi merely pushed her down into the water.

"Jeez, you really need to relax Mikuru. It's not like anyone is staring at you." Haruhi said. "Besides, you've got a great body, you should be happy to show it off."

"Haruhi... I don't think that - " Mikuru started. Naturally, Haruhi cut her off.

"Oh, stop that whining, Mikuru! Nobody likes a whiner." Haruhi said. Meanwhile, Yuki merely sat in one side of the spring, reading a book as she always does. Haruhi then started to look the fence over.

"Uh... What are you doing now?" Mikuru asked, completely unprepared for the answer.

"Usually in these hot springs there's a hole in the fence. I wanna see those guys naked." Haruhi said. Mikuru's reaction was one of shock and horror.

"I don't want them looking at me!" Mikuru said, trying her best to scrunch up into a ball under the water.

"Ah, here we go! Mmm..." Haruhi said as she peered into a small gap between the boards.

"I don't think that they would like that...." Mikuru said in vain.

"Hey, don't you want to look as well, Mikuru? Come on, feast your eyes on these bishonen hunks!" Haruhi said. Mikuru was already terrified to begin with, but this really pushed her into a deep panic.

"Ah! No!" Mikuru said in vain as Haruhi approached Mikuru. Haruhi then grabbed Mikuru by the shoulder and pushed Mikuru towards the fence. Haruhi wasn't expecting Mikuru to crash into the fence and knock it over.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Mikuru screamed as she crashed into the wooden fence. It was old and creaky, and the nails were colming loose. Itsuki and Kyon were quite stunned to see a naked Mikuru in front of them. They were even more stunned when Mikuru looked up at them, got a major nosebleed and passed out. Kyon did not need to be a mathematical genius to put two and two together. He and Itsuki quickly covered themselves up.

"Haruhi..." Kyon said sternly.

"Come on! You like looking at cute girls naked! We girls like looking at cute guys naked too!" Haruhi said.

"I admit I wanted to see Mikuru naked, but not like this. I wanted her to be willing to show it all." Kyon said. Itsuki checked Mikuru over for injuries and found none.

"Well, it looks like she's not hurt." Itsuki said. "Of course, with the blood having come from her nose it's hard to tell for sure."

"Don't you think it was a bit rude of you to push Mikuru into the fence?" Kyon asked.

"What makes you think I did it?" Haruhi asked.

"We heard everything." Kyon replied.

"Okay, so I got to see you naked. Well, you got to see me naked too." Haruhi said, thinking that it was no big thing. Aside, Itsuki talked to Yuki.

"Yuki, aren't you worried about the guys seeing you naked?" Itsuki asked. Yuki merely stood up and revealed something Itsuki wasn't expecting: her small breasts had no nipples. She had no labia; the area between her legs was one solid patch of skin.

"I have no private parts." Yuki said. She then sat down and returned to reading her book. Itsuki was stunned to say the least. Well, to make a long argument short, Kyon had Yuki take Mikuru into the girl's dressing room to recover and dress. He took Itsuki back with him into the men's dressing room.

"Hmph. You know, most guys would love to see a woman naked. Kyon had better not be gay." Haruhi said.


Upon returning to the locker rooms, Mikuru recovered and everyone dressed. Mikuru was quite embarrassed as the girls joined the guys again.

"Let's just go home." Haruhi said.
Suddenly, a very angry man stormed in. The man was tall and had dark brown hair. He had a very sour look on his face as he came in. Kyon looked at Haruhi and saw something in his eyes that he never thought he'd see. He figured that being a goddess, she was incapable of feeling this emotion.

That emotion was fear.

"Haruhi, you have been a very naughty girl doing this. You are coming home now and you will be punished." The man said.

"Punished? What for?" Kyon asked.

"None of this is real. It's an experimental program created for research purposes. Haruhi stole it so she could get to love the guy she idolizes." The man said. Haruhi got a look of anger on her face.

"No! I'm not going back!" Haruhi said. "You're always telling me I'm not good enough and I have to study all the time! I want to be a teenager! I want to have fun!" The man scowled at her.

"Haruhi, you have missed over six months of school. You are definitely going to repeat your grade if you don't come home now, missy!" The man said. He then took Haruhi by the wrist and started dragging her off.

"Hey! Let me go!" Haruhi shouted.

"Your mother is worried sick about you, now come on!" The man said. Kyon followed them and then the other SOS brigade members did the same. Only Kyon was close enough to enter the portal after Haruhi and the man did the same.

Kyon had no idea where he was. He seemed to be outside of everything all together. He had blacked out after entering the portal. When he came to, the world was familiar, yet different. The apartment he was in was nice, almost lavish. Kyon looked around and was generally confused.

"W-where am I?" Kyon wondered aloud. He had no clue of the stark revelations that he was about to have. Kyon heard someone coming, so he went to a door and opened it. It was a broom closet, so he hid in there. Kyon could hear shouting, though.

"You, young lady, are the most irresponsible girl I have ever had the misfortune of dealing with! What the hell did you think you were doing!? You cannot escape into that forever!" The voice said. Then Kyon heard swatting noises.

Oh man, someone is beating on someone else, Kyon thought. However, he thought it best to sit and wait for a bit. He could also hear a girl that sounded like Haruhi crying in pain.

"Now young lady, you sit in that corner and don't come out until I say so!!" The voice shouted. Kyon waited a few minutes, and then opened the door a little bit. He peered around and saw nobody there. He exited the broom closet and headed towards where he heard the noises from. He was in a teenage girl's bedroom now, and Kyon was quite shocked to see what he did.

The photo on the nightstand looked like Haruhi, yet it was and wasn't her. Instead of her being hot, he found Haruhi to be short and flat chested. The walls had several pictures on them, each with his image on it. Kyon, however, was dressed in a Japanese schoolboy's outfit. He led a band named The SOS Brigade and had with it several other people he recognized. Yuki played the base; Mikuru played keyboards; Itsuki played drums, and Kyon sang and played guitar. Most of the pictures were of Kyon with the rest of the band cut-out. Mikuru's picture was only in a couple of them, and where she was there was some slur written over her face. Most of those were quite vulgar: "Slut" was the nicest one. Kyon then found Haruhi, or rather the plain-looking, flat chested one, sitting in a corner in the seiza position and crying. She had a sign tied with a rope around her neck that read "I stole an experimental computer program. Do not talk to me." Kyon really couldn't believe what he saw. Haruhi noticed Kyon was there, but didn't turn around.

"Haruhi...?" Kyon asked.

"I... I never wanted to hurt you, Kyon..." Haruhi said.

"What exactly is going on?" Kyon asked.

"I am a failure at life. I get mediocre grades at school because I have to spend most of my time keeping those bullies at bay. Nobody likes me at school here. My guardians don't care about me. I hate this existence." Haruhi said. Kyon tried to comfort her as best he could.

"It's okay. They may seem cruel, but I'm sure they have your best interests at heart." Kyon said. Haruhi turned around to show she had a large welt on her face, surrounding her right eye. Kyon was quite shocked by this.

"Haruhi, your eye..." Kyon said.

"They hurt me, Kyon. All of the time." Haruhi said. "That's why I ran away."

"Haven't you tried going to the authorities?" Kyon asked.

"My foster dad is the authority. He's the police chief." Haruhi said. "He's very respected in the community." It was at that point that he came into the room.

"Haruhi, who are you talking to!?" He demanded sternly. Kyon turned around to face him.

"What did you do to her!?" Kyon demanded.

"I don't know how you got out of that machine but you are not supposed to exist here! You have to get back in your fantasy world and be turned off like everyone else was!" The man said.

"Wait a minute here. You abused your stepdaughter! Don't you understand the reason why she ran away was to get away from the abuse!?" Kyon asked. His answer came in the form of a fist to the jaw.

"I DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER, NOBODY ELSE!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BUTT IN HERE, YOU ARTIFICAL CREATION!!" He shouted. Kyon was knocked down by the fist. The man then grabbed Kyon and pulled him away from Haruhi. Kyon, however, fought back. However, his opponent, being well-versed in numerous unarmed combat techniques easily knocked Kyon out. Haruhi's stepdad then held up Kyon at Haruhi.

"I can't believe this. You purposely created an abomination and brought it here to the real world. This stops now!" Haruhi's stepdad said. He then broke Kyon's neck with a sickening snap. Haruhi was just so numb from everything she didn't respond.

"If I catch you talking to anyone ever again, the same thing will happen to you!" He shouted at her. He then dragged Kyon away from Haruhi.

Haruhi didn't respond initially. She did eventually cry. She could hear the voice of her dad scolding her in her mind: only wimps cry. Only losers cry. You're a loser and a wimp for crying. You can never do anything right. She knew otherwise. She knew she was good. However, she also knew there was nothing she could do to convince her stepfather otherwise. He was so dead set on her being a loser, anything she showed him to prove otherwise was ignored. She knew she could make good grades like she used to, like she did in the life simulator. It was just a matter of doing it. But she was stuck being punished.

Kyon was thrown back into the machine and sent back into the artificial world. There he recovered fully, but knew the truth. He was an artificial being. He didn't know how to get back into that world, or if anyone else could go as well. He then met up with the rest of the SOS brigade.

"What happened?" Itsuki asked.

"I don't think you'd believe this." Kyon replied. He then told them exactly what he saw. Mikuru and Itsuki looked at him as if he had lost his mind.

"You're kidding, right? This whole world was Haruhi's creation?" Itsuki asked.

"I couldn't have made something up like that even if I tried." Kyon said.

"What can we do?" Mikuru asked.

"I don't think we can do anything." Kyon said. "They're probably going to shut the program down and we just go poof."

"Should we let that happen?" Itsuki said.

"What can we do to stop it?" Kyon asked. Silence answered him.


Back in reality, Haruhi stopped crying. She realized that if things were to change, she'd have to take the bull by the horns. She snuck out of her room and back to the machine. Upon entering it, she came back into the world she had created, as her usual self, only with the bruise on her eye. She came in front of the SOS brigade.

"What happened to your eye?" Itsuki asked.

"So you all know the truth now." Haruhi said. "Okay, I am not incredibly beautiful on the outside. Okay, I led a loser's life outside. But I knew I was smart enough to win, I just had to get away from all the people oppressing me."

"Hey, it's understandable. No parent should ever abuse a child like that." Kyon said reassuringly.

"Chances are they're going to shut this world down and kill me with it. But I'd rather die here than go back." Haruhi said. "At least here, I have some friends." Kyon put an arm around Haruhi's shoulder reassuringly.

"I'll be there for you, Haruhi." Kyon said. Itsuki also put an arm around Haruhi.

"I'll be there for you too, Haruhi." Itsuki. Mikuru and Yuki echoed their sentiments, although neither of them joined the group hug.

"Guys, you're the best." Haruhi said. Kyon thought for a moment; this really didn't sound like Haruhi.

"My only regret is that I never got to really have an orgy." Haruhi said.

"Orgy?" Kyon asked.

"You know, everyone takes their clothes off and fucks each other's brains out." Haruhi said. "I've always been curious as to how Mikuru's pussy tastes." That talk made Mikuru very nervous. She definitely didn't like the idea of oral sex, let alone getting it from a girl.

"Ah - erm, uh..." Mikuru said, in such a state of panic that she couldn't form a coherent sentence.

"Oh, come on! We're all gonna die in the next thirty minutes or so! I wanna go out with a bang!" Haruhi said.

"Ah! Er - nose .... Uh -" Mikuru stammered.

"I think she said she doesn't want a nosebleed." Kyon said. Haruhi pulled a tissue out from her purse.

"Here, this should stop that." Haruhi said as she tore it in two. Haruhi then stuck bits of tissue into Mikuru's nose.

"Okay now - no excuses. Everyone gets naked now!" Haruhi said as she unzipped her school uniform. Itsuki and Kyon realized she was serious about this, and knew they'd have to play along. So they started undressing as well.

"I Don't - " Mikuru started. Haruhi took Mikuru's hand and put it on Itsuki's cock.

"Just feel that. Doesn't it feel good? Don't you want something like that inside of you?" Haruhi asked.

"I - Uh... " Mikuru said as her face turned beet red. She then closed her eyes.

"Okay... I'll do it..." Mikuru said. She took her clothing off as well, only with great reluctance. When all five members of the SOS brigade were naked, Yuki chose to sit things out and watch. The alien's knowledge of human reproductive habits had a large number of holes in it, plus she didn't have the right equipment to participate. Haruhi spread Mikuru's legs wide, causing Mikuru to fall back into Kyon's arms. Kyon caught her, and in the process found his hands on her luscious, ample breasts. Mikuru turned red as she felt Kyon's strong hands on her soft tits. Meanwhile, Haruhi stuck her tongue on Mikuru's pussy, and started eating her out. Itsuki then spread Haruhi's pussy and put his tongue in that. Haruhi then stopped for a moment.

"Mikuru! You need to be sucking Kyon!" Haruhi said. Mikuru was nervous but did so. Kyon turned around so that Mikuru could suck his cock. By now she had blood on the tissues in her nose, but not enough to make a difference. They were like this for about thirty seconds when Haruhi stopped.

"Hmm... That was nice... Now I want to see what a cock tastes like." Haruhi said. She then went over to Kyon and took his cock away from Mikuru. Meanwhile, Itsuki shifted around and offered Mikuru his rod to suck. She did so, and then Kyon went down on Mikuru, gently licking her pussy as well. Soft moaning ensued as they aroused each other in this circle of sixty-nine. Haruhi felt herself get wet as she ran her soft tongue up and down Itsuki's hard boner. Cocks got hard and pussies got wet as they did the sixty-nine. They were like this for a while, and then shifted around. Now Kyon was licking Mikuru's snatch as she blew Itsuki, who was giving head to Haruhi while Haruhi gave a blowjob to Kyon. Kyon thought Haruhi's blowjob was better than Mikuru's, but Mikuru's pussy was tastier. Itsuki thought similarly; Haruhi knew her way around a man's love spear, but Mikuru seemed tighter. After a long time of this, Haruhi shifted around. She then got on top of Kyon and led his hard ramrod deep into her tunnel of love. Itsuki then turned around and thrusted his cock deep into Mikuru's snatch.

"Ow! It hurts!" Mikuru said as Itsuki went deep.

"It only hurts for a few seconds." Haruhi said as she seized Kyon's dick inside her cunt. She then went up and down on Kyon's cock, squeezing it as hard as she could. Kyon became mesmerized by the feel of Haruhi's pussy squeezing his cock hard, and staring at her bouncing, naked tits. Mikuru was holding her treasure chest as Itsuki pounded her hard.

"Ah! Ow! Ah! Yes!" Mikuru said as she clamped hard on Itsuki. Haruhi and Kyon really seemed to enjoy fucking each other. They did a couple of positions, most of which had Haruhi on top. They also did it doggie style as well. Itsuki liked to whisper words of encouragement into Mikuru's ear, and she seemed to like it. However, after a bit, Haruhi pulled off.

"Okay, I wanna ride Itsuki for a bit and see how he is." Haruhi said. Itsuki withdrew from Mikuru and got on his back. Haruhi then lowered herself onto Itsuki's boner. Kyon then slid his cock into Mikuru's pussy. While Mikuru was tighter than Haruhi, she didn't seem to throw her heart into it as much as Haruhi did. Mikuru seemed to be going through the motions just to get Haruhi off her back. Kyon wanted Mikuru to put her heart into it, but she just couldn't. Kyon and Mikuru really only did one position, that being the western missionary. Unlike Haruhi who wanted to experiment with several positions, Mikuru was content with just one. While Haruhi tried the forward cowgirl with both men, she also tried the reverse with Itsuki. Haruhi actually did more positions with Kyon though. While Haruhi didn't make a lot of noise while she fucked, Mikuru did. This was mostly due to it being her first time and having the cramping and bleeding associated with a woman's first time. Mikuru also flailed her arms occasionally. Kyon really didn't feel that Mikuru wanted to fuck him. Fortunately, Haruhi pulled away from Itsuki.

"Itsuki, I hate to say this, but I want to fuck Kyon more." Haruhi said. Kyon withdrew and then Haruhi took his love spear deep inside her.

Fine with me. Mikuru's pussy is much tighter, Itsuki thought. He sank his love stick deep inside Mikuru's tight slit again. Haruhi did something that Kyon thought she'd never do: She flipped onto her back and pulled him up so that Kyon was on top of her. Kyon seemed to like this a bit, and resolved to make Haruhi come no matter what it took. Shortly after he started ramming Haruhi again, Kyon came deep inside Haruhi's tight, wet pussy. About five seconds later, Haruhi climaxed. At roughly the same time, Itsuki came hard into Mikuru's slick tunnel, causing her to climax as well. Mikuru shrieked as she achieved her ultimate pleasure.

Haruhi held onto Kyon and smiled.

"Mmm... That was so much better than doing it alone." Haruhi said. "Riding a cock was the best experience I've ever had." Of course, everyone had been so consumed with fucking each other that they didn't notice the world was slowly unraveling around them. At that moment, all that was left was Haruhi, Kyon, Itsuki and Mikuru.

"I can die happy now." Haruhi said. She then closed her eyes as everything slipped away.


"AH! NO!" Kyon shouted as he woke up in his bed. He sat up as he screamed. This seemed a little different as well. For starters, he was an adult now. Lying next to him in bed was Haruhi, and she was an adult too. He was only clad in shorts, and she in a sexy nightgown. Haruhi woke up as well.

"Kyon darling, what's wrong?" Haruhi asked.

"It - it was a bad dream." Kyon said. "I dreamed that this world was an artficial creation by you and that your dad came in to drag you into a hellish life where you were a rabid fangirl of this band I led and you hated Mikuru for some reason and then your dad abused you and -" Haruhi put a finger over his lips.

"Okay Kyon, no more American food for dinner. That stuff is starting to warp your mind." Haruhi said. She then went back to sleep, leaving Kyon confused. Kyon then lay back down and put an arm around Haruhi.

"Good night, Kyon." Haruhi said.

"Good night, Haruhi." Kyon replied.

BZZT! BZZT! BZZT!

Kyon woke up again to find himself in his bed. He was now as he had always been.

I think I've been hanging around Haruhi too long, Kyon thought.

-End-