Fun with Pasta

Fun With Pasta


They've been together for quite a long time now. Their love wasn't platonic any more, they slept with each other, and still Feliciano was able to make Ludwig blush. He wondered how was it possible for his cute little Italy to have such perverted ideas, especially that he claimed to be a virgin before they started having sex. It seemed that Feliciano wasn't as innocent as he appeared to be at the beginning of their relationship.

The worst thing was that Ludwig couldn't say „no”. No matter what Italy said he always agreed, even if he didn't really wanted to. It was some kind of a magical power Feliciano had over him. He only had to ask, and Ludwig was always there to fulfill his wish. And of course he said „yes” when Italy told him, that he would like to try something new in bed. The problem was he didn't expect Feliciano's idea to be so kinky, perverted, and ludicrous.


„I'm ready.” Italy came into the room. He was wearing nothing, which wasn't uncommon practice in their household. Actually Germany had already got used to it. „I cleaned myself so you don't have to worry.” He laid on the bed. „Have you prepared everything? Can we start already?” He seemed pretty eager to try new things out. He didn't even looked embarrassed or anxious.

Ludwig couldn't say the same thing about himself. He felt weird and had an impression that what they're about to do was totally and absolutely wrong, even though it wouldn't hurt any of them. It was just too crazy.

However he didn't want to let his lover down so he grabbed a metal scissor looking object which was laying on the table and looked at Feliciano who was smiling sweetly.

„Are you really sure you want to do that?” Germany asked just in case. He felt more and more uneasy.

„Yeah, I can't wait.” Italy held his legs so his ass stuck up in the air.

Feeling that his getting hard Ludwig poured some oil onto his fingers in order to lube his lover's entrance. Feliciano moaned in pleasure when Germany touched him. He wanted to feel these digits deep inside him, but Ludwig probed him only a little. He took out his fingers, and put the tip of the metal object inside Italy's anus. He pulled the handles apart so it stretched open the hole.

„Does it hurt?” He asked worried.

„No... it feels good.” Feliciano whimpered.

It was the dirtiest and most perverted experience in Ludwig's live. There was his lover, laying naked on his back, moaning, with his entrance spread by a medical device so Germany could actually see inside him. An what scared him most was that it really turned him on. He just stared with his mouth open, drolling over Feliciano's delicious body.

„Hurry up, this position is uncomfortable.” Said Italy impatiently.

„Oh... sorry.” Germany blushed uncontrollably. „But you have to hold it yourself for a minute.”

Feliciano took the handles so Ludwig could bring the next „toy” which turned out to be... the bowl of pasta. He couldn't believe he's actually doing it. Even in porn movies he'd never seen such a thing. Italy was seriously messed up.

„Are you really REALLY sure you want to do this?” He asked again, already feeling nervous.

„Of course I want. You'll see we'll have lots of fun.” Feliciano was carefree and cheerful as always. The fact that he had a medical device up his ass, stretching him wide, didn't embarrass him at all.

„Ok, lets do it.” Germany took a deep breath.

He picked up one of the pasta strings which was already covered in oil and slowly inserted it to Italy's stretched entrance fascinated how easily it sank in. He'd never thought that something like that would turn him on so much. He couldn't wait to put his own tongue into his lover's asshole.

„How does it feel?” He asked with curiosity.

„Weird... and ticklish. But I sort of like it.” Feliciano giggled.

„It won't go any deeper.” Ludwig removed the metal object so only the pasta string was sticking out of Feliciano's ass.

„Are you gonna eat it?” Italy lowered his legs, tired with the previous position.

Germany looked at his lover hungrily. He stopped thinking how kinky the whole situation was, he just wanted to have fun, and Feliciano, with his legs spread, looked so invitingly that he couldn't wait any longer. He cupped Italy's ass, rising it a bit, and took the pasta into his mouth, pulling at it slowly. Who would expect that he'll be eating Italy's favourite dish in such an unusual manner?

„Oh... Germany...” Feliciano moaned and grabbed his own erection, feeling the weird sensation when the pasta was sucked out of him.

„Do you want to try with more?” Ludwig licked his lips. He didn't expect that pasta eaten that way would be so tasty.

Italy nodded so Germany used the metal object again and this time placed more pasta strings in his lover anus. They stretched him a little and he could feel the fullness inside him. He whimpered impatiently, waiting for Ludwig to suck the food out of him again. This time Germany played with him a little more. He circled his pink pucker and pulled out one of the strings swallowing it with eagerness.

„I love you so much.” Feliciano moaned and spread his legs even wider.

This time Ludwig decided to suck out all the pasta at once. He took to his mouth as much as he could and started eating and pulling. He brought his face closer to Italy's crotch, closed his eyes and sucked with all his might, which turned out not to be a good idea.

„Oh fuck!” He swore when he realised what had just happned.

„Huh?” Feliciano looked at him puzzled.

„ I pulled it too hard and... and it... tear off. I'm sorry.” Now Ludwig was blushing, obviously feeling like a total idiot. „I'm sorry.”

„What do you mean?”

„The pasta split in half and... the rest is in your ass. I can't get it out.”

Italy stopped being cheerful, and his erection was gone when he realised that Germany is not kidding.

„Whaaaaaa?! I have pasta stuck in my ass? I don't wanna!!!” Feliciano started to panic.

„Don't worry, it'll come out. You just have to push and...”

„Whaaaaaa!!! You spoiled the fun!!!” Italy was in such distress that he didn't seem to listen to his lover at all.

* * *

„Well, it eventually came out, but it felt really nasty.” Italy explained to France, when they were having a nice chat and a glass of wine.

They met quite frequently, and usually talked about sex. Of course Germany knew nothing about it, Italy wasn't so stupid after all.

„Anyway I won the bet. I want my money.” Feliciano announced.

„Do you have a proof?”

„I hid the camera on the bookshelf. You can see everything.”

France looked pretty surprised.

„He really must be a pervert if he agreed.” He commented.

„I told you he'll agree to everything.” Italy smiled, proud of himself that he persuaded Ludwig to his kinky games, and even won the bet.

„You know what, you're the biggest perv of us all.” France laughed, hoping that next time he'll meet with Italy he'll come out with even weirder idea than using pasta in sex.