Don't Talk About Sex Club

Ukyou overlooked the wreckage of her restaurant and felt such a rage directed at Ranma such as she rarely experienced. She got so sick of his freeloading ass sometimes. At least three times a week he would come in to scrounge some free okonomiyaki from her. She would make him a super deluxe heart shaped one and then Akane would get jealous and leave in rage...after eating her own okonomiyaki and conveniently forgetting to pay her bill. Ukyou was getting fed up with it!

Today’s fight was the topper, it was the usual, only this time instead of knocking Ranma unconscious with her mallet and dragging him off, Akane had exploded and started throwing anything that she could get her hands on. Soya bottles, hot sauce bottles, glasses, tables, chairs and finally Ukyou’s grill, all of which Ranma dodged and then darted off with her chasing after him. Of course neither had returned to offer to pay for the damages, clean up or even apologize. Ukyou looked mournfully around her wreckage of a restaurant and tried to imagine how much this would increase her insurance rates. Insurance was exceedingly expensive in Nerima as it was, her ‘friends’ were the cause of that.

Ukyou got out the broom and wondered to even begin; she got out a bottle of sake to aid in her work, hoping it would bring her spirits up. She was hauling the third totaled table to the trash in back when she heard someone say “what happened to restaurant Ukyou?” She turned to see Shampoo wheeling her bicycle; she’d just finished her final delivery of the day and was going home.

“Fucking Ranma and Akane happened to it!” Ukyo snarled, in her anger she’d started doing shots of sake and was in a nice pickled rage. Shampoo had never heard Ukyou cursing Ranma’s name before, curious she peered into the restaurant and gasped at the destruction.

“They do this?” she said, somewhat nervous of the drunken Ukyou.

“Bet your ass sugar” Ukyou said and went inside to pour herself another shot from the bottle that rested on the only undamaged table. “Don’t you ever get sick of Ranma only coming to your café to sponge free ramen from you?” she asked, this was a question she’d been curious about before but hadn’t known how to ask her rival it.

Shampoo wasn’t surprised that Ukyou had noticed that too “yes, it always same, I talk to Ranma and Akane get mad and leave before paying and then Mousse get jealous and make big mess” she said with a despondent sigh. Ukyou looked at the other girl and handed her the only other unbroken clean glass that she could find. “Want to come upstairs?” she asked. “It’s too depressing down here and I need my claims adjustor to assess the damage before I clean it up properly” she explained.

“Sure” Shampoo agreed, happy to have someone to commiserate Ranma’s using her for free food with. They wheeled Shampoo’s bike inside and locked the door behind them.

Ukyou brought up a couple bottles and they did shots together. Shampoo wore a tight mandarin outfit that looked adorable on her. She idly wondered if her friend had clothes that weren’t formfitting and made her look extraordinarily cute. She couldn’t picture Shampoo wearing ratty clothes to even clean her apartment.

Hours and Lots of Shots Later

“Yeah what’s with Akane? She goes around acting all butch and wearing clothes that a six year old would be ashamed to wear. Why the hell does she buy those duds, Kids ‘r Us?” Ukyou snarled.

“Yes and yellow washes out skin and make her look pasty” Shampoo supplied.

“That there’s that stupid hair, she looks like a boy” Ukyou supplied on a roll, giving her own long hair a toss and pounded back the rest of her drink. “Pour me another!” she commanded, Shampoo widened her eyes at being ordered to, but poured it anyway.

They continued drinking and insulting Akane in a way that rivaled Ranma’s chronic foot in mouth tendency towards her. “I bet she has ugly toes” Ukyou slurred.

“Knarled up and hairy like monkey” Shampoo slurred back. “No like us, we hot and too too beautiful” she said.

Ukyou leapt to her feet “to the hottness of us” she said by way of a toast as she swayed.

“Yes, to beautiful Ukyou and beautiful Shampoo” the Amazon agreed, leaping to her own feet and then she giggled when Ukyou caught her in time when she almost fell. She looked into the flushed face of the shorter girl and realized that she was beautiful. Her peaches and cream complexion was framed by lots of shiny, wavy lavender hair that looked so soft to the touch. Her face was rounded, still more that of a girl than a womans, with a button nose and full lips. Her large eyes were few shades darker then her hair and heavily lashed. Then there was her beautiful, curvy figure that her tight outfit displayed like a sweet promise, all lush and sensuous. Even her accented voice was cute.

Ukyou felt a throbbing between her legs when she looked at her sexy figure and imagined what she would look like naked. “Shampoo, I want to kiss you” Ukyou admitted with a blush.

Shampoo giggled and daringly said “then kiss, Shampoo think you pretty too” she said and slid her fingers through the other girl’s hair. Ukyou moaned and leaned forward to capture those enticing lips with her own. She almost groaned at the feeling of the velvety pliant lips underneath her own. She pulled Shampoo more tightly against her so that their breasts were mashed together. Experimentally Ukyou took the heavy weight of one of Shampoo’s breasts in her hand and rubbed her thumb along the nipple until she could the bud harden under her ministrations. Shampoo gasped but didn’t stop her. Wanting to feel more, Ukyou fumbled to undo the frogs on her tight top until it slipped to the ground, revealing Shampoo’s pink lacy bra.

“What Ukyou do?” she panted as both nipples were attacked at the same time. The feeling her nipples being lightly pinched was making her mew with pleasure and she could feel the satin at her crotch getting damp.

“I think that we should show Ranma that we don’t need him?” Ukyou said as she drove her tongue into Shampoo’s mouth, the other girl’s satiny flesh was intoxicating her. Quickly and deftly she unsnapped her bra and removed it before the other girl could protest. She stepped forward and started suckling on her large eraser point nipples and started rubbing her crotch where her clit was. She smiled at the mews of pleasure Shampoo made and noticed that the crotch of her satin pants was already soaked.

With the other girl drunk with sake and desire, she lowered her onto the low wide couch and undid her pants and pulled them off with Shampoo helping. Ukyou licked her lips at the sight of her tiny pink lace thong, her plump pussy lips and purple pubic curls visible right through it. She looked over her voluptuous body and slow pulled her thong down her heartbreakingly long legs as if to tease herself. Shampoo moaned as slender finger penetrated her virgin sex. She feverishly started tearing at Ukyou clothes, until her tight pants, breast bindings and blue shirt lay in a heap. She wore just her write ribbon as she leaned between Shampoo’s well spread thighs and experimentally licked her pussy lips. Goaded by Shampoo’s moans she delved between them until she found her shy pink pearl and began licking it. Shampoo went ballistic, she’d never had anyone do this to her before and it felt great! Ukyou kept on teasing Shampoo’s heaving body with her fingers as she ate the other girl, until Shampoo exploded into her busy mouth with a sharp cry.

She pulled the other girl into her arms and kissed her, Shampoo could taste her own juices on her lips, and it was so sexy. “Please I want more” she panted. Ukyou pushed two fingers back inside her hot, tight sheath and began rubbing her g-spot. “Deeper” Shampoo cried. Ukyou thought about it then went to get the dildo that she used to wear in her underwear to pass for a boy while attending an all boy’s school. Shampoo’s eyes widened when she saw the large dong. Ukyou sucked on it to wet it for penetration into her new lover’s body and then lined it up at her entrance. Shampoo groaned as she slid it into her slowly, breaking the tatters that her hymen was in due to an athletic lifestyle. Then she gasped at the golden feeling of being stretched around a cock for the first time of her life, even if it wasn’t a real one. Ukyou’s talented hands soon worked it inside her in a compelling rhythm that seemed to trigger pleasurable sensations in her until Shampoo was purring like the cat she became.

Ukyou moved so that she was straddling Shampoo’s face, so that she could still work the dildo within her. “Please Shampoo, pleasure me also” she begged. Shampoo opened her eyes to see a pretty pink pussy inches from her eyes and grabbed Ukyou’s thighs to pull her flush with her face so that she could suck and pull on it. Ukyou started pounding the dildo into her friend’s weeping coose and watched as Shampoo spiraled into a multiple orgasm, she enthusiastically worked the pussy on her mouth through out. She moved so that she could suck Ukyou’s own prominent clit into her mouth and sucked on it like it was a penis until the excited girl came hard into Shampoo’s full mouth.

Afterward the two naked girls held each other and panted in each other’s arms. Ukyou stroked Shampoo’s ample curves, coveting her body for once rather then being jealous of it. “I tell you Shampoo, sometimes girls don’t need men” she said.

“Lots of Amazon women feel that way. Perhaps next time Shampoo use dildo on you?” she suggested.

Ukyou thought about all the advantages to the arrangement. It could go on right up until she married Ranma and she could keep Shampoo too busy to lust for him. “Shampoo, this looks like the start of a wonderful friendship” she remarked.