Road to world conquest!

"All right, time to go get my shit!!" Von yelled out ecstatically as he hopped out of his bed. Finally after years and years of going to boring ass trainer school it was now time for him to receive his very first pokemon.
'Hmm what should I go for..' he thought as he stripped off his pj's and dressed his self in casual clothes.
'Should I go for a Charmander or a Squirtle..blah either one should do.' Once he was fully dressed he took one last look in the mirror and smiled.
"Your one sexy mofo" he said before exiting his room, grabbing his signature long ass purple scarf from his dresser on the way out. To his delight his parents hadn't awakened yet, he hated communicating with them in the morning.
All they did was pester him about getting a job and dropping all his dreams of being a kick ass pokemon trainer. He made a quick trip to the kitchen to grab a poptart before leaving his house. He looked like the gayest kid alive as he made his way to Professor Oaks lab: A half eaten poptart hanging from his mouth and that hug purple scarf flowing in the wind behind him.
Now the scarf thing would have been acceptable if it hadn't been five feet long, he looked like he came out of a Kazuki Takahashi anime.
Ignoring all the stares he was getting, Von marched right into the Professors lab and straight up to him. Oak had been looking through some reports he had gotten about the sudden swarm of ditto popping up around Pewter city when he was suddenly interrupted by a loud 'YO!'
He jumped up at the sound of the voice and turned around slowly to see where it came from. "Oh great..This little bastard." The older male muttered as he walked over to the desk where he kept all of starter pokemon.
"Is it time for you to get your first pokemon already?" He asked in a nonchalant tone as he turned to look at the boy.
"Why yes it is!" Von replied, brushing some of his azure hair to the side.
"Well too bad for you darky, where all out starters" The old bastard said in a voice reeking of false sadness.
Von crossed his arms and growled a bit. He hated when the professor or any one called him that. Just because he was the only brown skinned kid around was no reason to call him 'Darky'.
"Oh yeah professor, thn whats in that pokeball sitting next to those papers you were just reading hmm?" he asked smirking slyly.
He knew the old man never kept vacant pokeballs laying around and he was more han sure whatever was in it had to be fairly new for the professor not to put it up.
"Err well t-thats..Uhm..heh..Y-you wouldn't want it anyway" Oak stammered as a bead of sweat rand down the side of his wrinkled face
"Well well well, now you've piqued my curiosity..I think I'll take it" Von said casually as he strolled over to where the ball was resting. He picked it up and looked at it, smiling broadly.
He looked over at the professor and winked "Well Oak, I've got my stater I'll see you when I see you!" and with that Von bolted out of the lab, his scarf flowing madly in the wind behind him.
Oak stood there for a moment dumbfounded before shrugging and going back to his work.
"Well..At least he took that monster off my hands..Proves he can do something right."
Meanwhile, Von had managed to get pretty far away from the place, he looked back to see if anyone was following him but to his delight the only thing behind him was a lone Ditto. Von tilted his head to the side and
raised an eyebrow. 'Aren't those things rare?' he thought to his self before bringing his attention back to the pokeball he had taken from the lab.
"Allright, lets see what we got here.." he muttered as he pressed the button in the center of the ball.
The device grew some, opened up, and shot out a white light. The light then took on the form of a four legged beast which pretty much smashed his hope for a charmander or squirtle.
Instead what he got made him immediately forget about his loss and squeel and jump in delight. Yes squeel..As in 'Squeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!'.
Luckily for him no one was around to see this extremely homosexual gesture for surely rumors would start spreading like fire.
"Ohmigosh!" he exclaimed "I can't believe the old man would let me escape with this! A freakin Eevee, of all things!"
The furry fox like pokemon stared at him blankly for a second wondering what the hell he was yelling so loud for. Then she took a moment to look around at her surroundings.
Wherever she was it damn sure wasn't around the lab which somewhat happy. Ever since the day after she hatched she wanted out from that smelly place fillied with white coated weird looking men.
It's thoughts were disturbed, much like Oaks from earlier on by a loud 'Yo!'. She turned to look at what she assumed was her new owner and studied him.
(Of all the people on earth..Why did I end up with the one that looks like a butt pirate ) she thought as Von rambled on with his introduction and stuff.
"...and then we shall take over the world!!!" was the last thing that the Eevee had heard come from his mouth.
"So now, let us start our conquess my dear Rose" He had named her during his rambling
"Route 1 is where we shall begin!" He struck a really cheesy pose that caused the pokemon to burst out laughing. (Maybe this won't be so bad after all, this fucker is amusing)
it said out loud, but all Von heard was a happy sounding 'Vee vee!'.
With a satisfied look on his face, Von placed the pokeball in his pocket and marched off towards the begginers route. Eevee blinked for a moment wondering why she haden't been
put back into her cage but shrugged it off and trotted up beside him, trying to keep up with his pace. (Well this oughta be interesting.) she thought as they left pallet to begin their
adventure. Little did either of them know they were in for more than they bargained for.

Chapt 1 END.