Doing it Like Ranma and Akane

This story was inspired by TH Tiger's wonderful story Games, I hope that he doesn't mind that I used a piece of his idea to create this tongue and cheek story. Btw, loved the story idea that you suggested in your review, I am so writing that when I get the chance (too many story ideas at present!)

Thanx,

Sid

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I don't own Ranma or Akane, I just rent them once in while. It's cheaper to rent them during the weekdays.

Ranma and Akane were on their way to school when Akane realized that she had forgotten her lunch and ducked back to get it. "You could have just bought lunch" Ranma said as she opened the door.

"It'll just take a second" Akane said walking into the kitchen to retrieve the bento box. The place was quiet for once as the Kasumi had a doctor's appointment and the two fathers were out on a training trip.

"Come on 'Kane, I don't want detention" Ranma complained.

"Okay I got it" she said in amusement, thinking it rather cute that he was impatient to get to school.

Ranma thought he heard a noise and froze "Akane did you hear that?" he questioned.

"No what are you talking about?" Akane said and jumped when Nabiki came around the corner wearing a short, dark blue wig and her school uniform.

"What the hell?" Ranma said. "Nabi...mph?" Ranma said when Akane clapped a hand over his mouth, intrigued by her sister's odd behaviour.

"I want to see what's going on" she whispered to him.

Both teens peered curiously around the corner and Ranma's jaw dropped when Nabiki said "save me Ranma" in exact imitation of Akane's voice and dramatically pressed the back of her hand to her forehead.

Ranma prepared to go to her aid when a voice rang out "I'm here ta save you Akane," both teens peered around the corner and their jaws dropped. There stood Kuno in Ranma's favourite outfit of red Chinese shirt, black pants, a black belt and black gauntlets...with a clipon braid stuck to the back of his head. They exchanged glances.

"Oh Ranma you're my hero" Nabiki said clasping her hands before her and fluttering her eyelashes at him.

"I'll always be here for you Akane, because I'm Ranma" Kuno announced, putting his hands on his hips and flexing his chest muscles.

"Oh Ranma you're so strong and brave" Nabiki cooed, pretending to swoon.

"Now what are you in need of rescuing from?" Kuno purred catching her easily around her slim waist and dipping her back.

"I need you to rescue me from my loneliness, make a woman of me Ranma" she sighed and lowered her eyelids to half mast to peer seductively beneath them at him.

"Of course I can provide that for you my delicate flower" he said and lifted her up to kiss her. Nabiki wrapped her long legs around his waist and kissed him back while a maidenly blush painted her upper cheeks. He lowered her down and undid her jumper, it fell to the floor. She wore nothing underneath it. With flirtatious look back, she climbed onto the coffee table and wiggled her hips suggestively.

"Akane we should try and get out of here" Ranma whispered to her urgently, they were both disturbed by the scene and their cheeks were glowing red as Nabiki practically ripped off Kuno's shirt and clawed his pants down. What disturbed them further was that he wore a pair of Ranma's distinctive orange and blue box shorts.

"How? They'll hear us" she whispered back.

"Don't you want to taste me before plunging your giant cock into me Dummy?" Nabiki purred.

"Of course my uncute tomboy" Kuno said and walked behind her, he leaned over to eat her. "Oh Akane your delicate womanhood tastes of sweet ambrosia" he sighed as his tongue delved deeply into her silken coose.

"Dummy?" Ranma mouthed at Akane. "Uncute tomboy?" she mouthed back. Both moved their heads inside the kitchen so they wouldn't see what was going on in the living room.

"Oh gods Ranma is that the new technique that you've been working on 'the lash of a thousand tongues of the martial arts school of anything goes'?" Nabiki cried out in passion.

"Yes Akane, I developed it just for you" Kuno said with lust in his voice.

"Ranma, I'm going to cum" Nabiki's panting voice cried.

"Cum for me Akane, I won't miss a single sweet drop" he said.

Nabiki cried out and Kuno went into clean up mode while the two teenagers hid in the kitchen with glowing faces and their hands clamped over their ears.

"Lie on the couch so that you might claim my maidenhead, I wish to ride my wild horse" Nabiki purred with lust.

Quick as a wink 'Ranma' was on his back on the couch"your stallion awaits" he said, with an impatient squeal she climbed on board and rode him loudly and enthusiastically. Akane's head was buried in Ranma's chest in terror at this point, while both tried pointlessly to stick their fingers in their ears to drown out the sounds of the young couple getting off.

Especially when Kuno yelled out "take it Akane, are you enjoying my technique of the ten thousand torpedoes?"

"Yes baka give me more" Nabiki shrieked at the top of her lungs." Oh yes, fuck me raw, you really are the most powerful martial artist in the world!" she cried and came with a squeal.

"Akane my love I to am close, take all that I have to give you" Kuno yelled almost as loud as her and bellowed as he came.

"It's okay Akane" Ranma whispered to the girl who was so overwhelmed at witnessing the scene that she was almost hysterical.

Nabiki laughed in a sexually satisfied way "Kuno Baby, I don't know what I'd do without our weekday screws, good thing we both have our first periods free every Tuesday" she said and stood up and stretched.

Kuno admired his view of Nabiki with her slender back and shapely rear "yes it's gotten even better since you invented the game" he said.

"If Ranma and Akane only knew what they were missing" she said smirking at him.

"Well, I guess we'd better get ready for school, I'll put the clothes back in Ranma's room" Kuno said.

"No problem Kuno Baby Nabiki" she said as she gathered up her clothes and headed for her room happily humming.

Akane and Ranma snuck out as silently as they could and closed the door softly after them. "Ranma what was that?" Akane demanded with goggled eyes.

Ranma turned to her with eyes just as shocked as hers "I don't know what you're talking about" he said.

"That scene back there" she said.

"It never happened" he said sharply.

"But..." Akane protested.

"It never happened" Ranma repeated, sickened at what he had just witnessed. "Would you tell anyone about that?" he inquired.

Akane turned pale "you're right, it never happened" she concluded.

"Good, remind me to burn my clothes tonight when we get home" Ranma said with a visible shudder.