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Life is One Big Play	By : CrazyFrenchFry Category: +M to R > One Piece Views: 2480 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece nor the characters, and nor do I make profit out of it. The entire honor goes to Oda Eiichiro. I am merely having fun imagining scenes with the characters.

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Zoro's POV

Fleeing the marines, we leave Arabasta waving goodbye one more time at Vivi. With a satisfied smile I look at how we are getting more and more away from the Marine.

"The Marine stopped chasing after us." I comment after a moment.

"Hn…" Is all I hear in response from everyone.

Turning around to look at them I see them all slumped on the upper deck, looking at the sea with a sad expression on their faces.

"We've shook them off didn't we?" I say trying to get a response from them.

"Hn…" they all reply again.

"Hey now! What's with the lifeless responses?" I ask looking at my depressed nakamas , all with teary eyes.

"We miss her!" they cry in unison.

"Quit whining about it!" I exclaim exasperated.

"If you didn't want to let her behind," I tell them, "you should have taken her by force!"

At this said, they all look at me with big wide eyes, like I was crazy.

"Ah! You Neanderthal!" Chopper exclaims at me.

"You suck!" Nami adds.

"Marimo." Sanji tells me with narrowed eyes.

"Santoryu." Luffy says with a similar face.

"Oi wait Luffy! Santoryu isn't an insult!" Ussop intervenes.

"Yontoryu" Luffy says after a moment of thinking.

"You've just added one!" Ussop exclaims, "You could tell him natto. Natto is good. It would mean something like 'you stink'."

I look at them arguing about what insult they could throw at me, a sweat drop on my temple. Sighing, I turn around, rubbing with one of my hand my face, feeling a headache coming ahead, when I hear someone saying something.

"We've finally left the island." This person says sounding like she was asking confirmation of what she just said.

"Yep." I reply not realizing at first who it is.

"Well done." She tells me coming out of the galley and revealing her identity.

Suddenly realizing whom this person exactly is, I spun quickly on my heels to stare at Nico Robin who casually walks toward us. I take a stance, ready to take out my swords at any suspicious move from her part.

"You want your revenge? Come!" I tell her, daring her to make even the slightest threatening motion toward us.

"Why are you here!" Nami asks alarmed.

"Take cover! Take cover!" Ussop yells to everyone through a speaker-phone.

"Who is she?" Chopper asks not having met her yet along with Sanji.

"It doesn't matter, who she is!" Sanji exclaims.

I look at him surprised. It's the first time I hear him say something like that about a woman. I've never thought I would see the day Sanji would say he doesn't care about a woman. But after all she is the enemy so that might be the reason.

"She's a beautiful lady!" Sanji adds with huge hearts in his eyes.

'Should have figured that it would be something like this…' I think heaving a sigh.

Enemy or not, this idiot is still as soft as ever with the ladies.

Weapons out, we watch Robin walk calmly between us, before growing arms on us and knocking our weapons down.

"Please don't point those dangerous weapons at me." Robin tells us in a polite manner never dropping this courteous but mysterious smile of hers, "I have already told you that didn't I?"

"Since when are you on board?" Nami asks in a cautious tone.

"Since the beginning." She tells her taking a chair out, "Those clothes are yours right? I'm borrowing them."

"Where do you think you are Baroque Works!" Nami exclaims, throwing her fists in the air, in anger.

'That woman doesn't care about anything.' I think looking at her with cautious eyes.

I cross my arms over my chest, and look at her, studying her. She doesn't seem the least bit affected by the tension in the air created by her appearance in our ship. She acts like she lives here. What kind of woman is she? My thoughts are interrupted when she turns around Luffy.

"Monkey D. Luffy." She says, "You didn't forget about what you did to me right?"

As she says that, I see Sanji next to Luffy beginning to have a shocked expression, and Nami clenching her fists. Waiting to see if she'll have punch her boyfriend hard on the head for what he could have possibly done to Nico Robin, and it better be something like he tried to kill her, or something like that 'cause I feel like he won't live long if it's something else.

"LUFFY! What did you do to this beautiful woman!" Sanji yells, grabbing Luffy by front of the shirt and shaking him, "What did you do!"

"Oi you!" Luffy calls toward Robin, " Don't lie! I haven't done anything!"

"Yes you did." Robin says sitting relaxed on the chair, her arms behind the back of her head, "You've treated me outrageously. Take responsibility."

"What did you do you moron!" Sanji yells louder at Luffy, "You better take responsibility for your actions!"

"I don't know what you are talking about!" Luffy exclaims beginning to be irritated, "What do you want me to do!"

"Allow me to join your crew." Robin tells him putting her chin in her hand.

"Eh!" they all exclaim, most of them out of shocked surprise except for Sanji who looked delighted.

So that's her goal. Joining our crew. Tsk! Luffy will never allow it, we don't know anything about this woman. All we know is that she is pretty strong.

"Since you've saved me when all I wanted to do is die." Robin explains, "I have nowhere to go or to return to. This is your crime. So are you going to let me stay on your ship?"

"Ah I get it." Luffy replies looking at her, "I guess that's that... Okay."

"Luffy!" we all exclaim in a same voice.

"Don't worry!" Luffy tells us with his usual big grin, "She's not a bad person."

I guess I've talked too fast when thinking that he wouldn't allow her on board. We don't know anything about her! She might as well be someone sent here to spy on us, or to kill us. The only idiot happy about all this is Sanji who keeps chanting 'Mellorine! Mellorine!' like some love struck teenager. I feel a vein throbbing on my temple out of annoyance. After a while of being interrogated, and getting the crew to more or less accept her. Annoyed at how easily manipulated everyone can be, I walk toward the head of the ship for some calm and to be alone, while everyone else is talking about having a new nakama. I can't believe at how easily swung some of them are by this woman, especially Sanji though I guess it's not that hard with him when it comes to women. Seeing him swooning like that around her, like a lovesick puppy wagging its tail and doing everything to please those ladies. I know that this is a normal behavior for him. He also does it to Nami, but strangely it seems even more accentuated with Robin. I wish he could tone it down a bit. Though I've said I was ok with this meaningless flirting, it still bothers me to see him all over those women, with me in the background looking at him acting like that. Suddenly I hear someone coming toward me. Hoping it is Sanji coming, I turn my head to look at who is coming, but my hopes shatters as soon as I see Robin approaching me.

"It's a nice ship." She comments, "Is it always this lively here?"

"Pretty much." I tell her.

"Really?" She says giving a charming smile before going to sit up on the rail of the ship.

I look at her stunned. What is this woman thinking? What is she plotting? We stay silent for a moment, her watching the ocean, me watching her from the corner of my eyes. I begin to relax finding her company not that bothering, unlike some other noisy people with a straw hat. Speak of the devil, suddenly Luffy jumps next to me with a big piece of meat, he must have managed to steal from the kitchen while Sanji was busy flirting with Robin, in one of his hands.

"Oi Zoro aren't you drinking to celebrate the arrival of our new nakama?" he asks me with a big grin.

"No I'm not thirsty." I reply trying not to sound rude.

"Really?" He says pouting a bit, then gets an excited glee in his eyes, "So what do you think of our new nakama?"

"Not much sencho. It's too early to say anything." I tell him avoiding saying that it's too early to trust her yet.

"I think she looks a lot like you." Luffy whispers to me like telling me a secret.

"In what aspect!" I exclaim a bit loud.

I can't look like this woman! For one, I'm not a damn woman! Plus, I don't see which part of me could be like her.

"You are both really quiet, you are both strong, and you have a mysterious magnetism though you both look quite intimidating." Luffy comments, with a serious voice.

I look at him in surprise at how he sees me, more then the fact that he says that I have those traits in common with Robin. I didn't know he thought this of me. It's quite flattering actually, and maybe also a bit scary at how he actually watches people more closely than we think...

"Maybe that's why Sanji is more flirty than usual with her." Luffy adds laughing.

My expression darkens at hearing this. I really didn't need another rival, though Nami can't be really called a rival anymore since she's now with Luffy. I'll have to keep an eye on this woman if I don't want her to snatch Sanji away from me.

Later that day at dinner…

Everyone is sitting at the table, and discussing with each other in their usual loud manner, waiting for dinner to be brought on the table. The presence of Robin on the ship is not totally accepted yet by all the crew. But they have at least acknowledged her as part of the crew, since they don't really have a say in Luffy's decision to take her aboard. Right now, the said person is sitting quietly in a corner reading a book, a mysterious smile on her face. This woman is so enigmatic. Earlier today when she came to me and just stayed next to me, not saying anything, I found it awkward at first. I felt tense in this unusual atmosphere, but relaxed after all, bit by bit, sensing that she didn't mean no harm, or any other bad intentions. I guess this woman is not that much of a threat after all. Then I remember the way Sanji acted around her, shouting every minutes 'Mellorine' with sickening hearts coming out of his eyes. It is even worse than with Nami, and that tells a lot. After further thinking, maybe that woman actually is a threat: for me. I keep repeating to myself that he is like that with every woman, but it doesn't stop me from being jealous like mad about it. I see Sanji coming with plates in his arms toward the table, swooning like some kind of ballet dancer. "Here you are beautiful lady." He says in a charming voice, while serving Robin, and then serving Nami.

"Thank you." Robin tells him with a smile.

"Hah! Your smile is making my heart melt with adoration in front of such beauty!" Sanji exclaims hearts pouring out of his eyes.

My head bowed, and my eyes shadowed I ball my hands into fists, using all my self-control to remind Sanji right now and then to whom he belongs to. After having served everyone; I feel Sanji sit on the chair next to me. I almost jump in surprise when he puts a hand on my thigh. I look up at him and see him looking at me with worried eyes that makes me soften my face a little.

"You ok?" he asks me in a low voice.

"Yeah." I reply relaxing at his contact and voice.

With a last glance at me, Sanji goes back to eating, shrugging my odd behavior off. As I'm about to eat, I have the bad idea to quickly glance at Robin. She is looking at me with this secretive knowing smile, and that made it. I'm going to establish once and for all to whom Sanji belongs to, and I'll make him say it himself! I stand up rather abruptly, knocking my chair down. Everyone looks at me with surprised eyes, except Robin who just look interested or at least intrigued in what I'm going to do. I turn toward Sanji and without saying anything I scoop him up on my shoulder, securing his legs against my chest with my arms, as to not let him be able to kick me if the idea of resisting went though his head.

Normal POV

"What the hell do you think you're doing you marimo-head!" Sanji exclaims, "Put me down this instant!"

Not saying anything, Zoro just walks toward the storage room and locks himself and Sanji up in it.

"O-oi what are you going to do in this room?" Ussop calls after them stuttering a bit, and actually feeling that might not really want to know the answer.

Everyone strains their ears to hear what is happening into the storage room. Only Luffy, oblivious to the entire ruckus, is engulfing all the food he can get his hands on, not paying any attention to the others.

Soon they all can hear Sanji shouting something at Zoro.

"Zoro what the hell are you doing, right now is not the time for ah!…"

With wide eyes the crew members look at each other.

"Are they doing what I think they are…" Nami begins but doesn't get to finish her sentence as a loud moan echoes into the kitchen from the storage room, making her blush.

"Ah yes Zoro like that…oh Kami… yes that's it!" they all hear Sanji moan.

"I'm not hearing my nakamas going at it like bunnies, I'm not hearing my nakamas going at it like bunnies." Ussop keeps chanting rocking himself back and forth as if to persuade himself that this his imagination.

"Ussop! Take Chopper away from here!" Nami exclaims looking alerted toward the innocent little doctor who didn't seem to quite catch what is happening right now.

Ussop nods in understanding at Nami before taking Chopper out of the kitchen.

"Are Zoro and Sanji fighting?" the little doctor asks with naive eyes, looking back, worried that two of his nakamas might get themselves hurt.

"Don't worry about them, I'm sure they are more than fine." Nami mumbles blushing a deep red, and turns toward Luffy who is still eating like nothing is happening, a few feet away from where he is, in another room, "Luffy! You get out of here too!"

"What! But I'm not done eating yet!" Luffy whines.

"You'll eat some more later!" she shouts at him annoyed.

"Huh," Luffy says finally realizing the situation or at least that there is something happening, "What are those noises? Sounds like Sanji."

Exasperated, Nami grabs Luffy by the back of his shirt's collar and drags him out.

"Wow I'm wondering what Zoro is doing to him, for him to moan like this." Luffy says an interested look on his face, "Sounds like they are really going at it."

"Shut up you idiot!" Nami tells him irritated before slamming the door behind them.

Chuckling, Robin stands up too, taking her book with her, and begins to walk toward the door when she hears Zoro growl something.

"Say my name. Say whom you belong to. Say it!"

"Zoro! I belong to Zoro!" Sanji shouts moaning louder and louder.

"Good boy." Robin manages to hear Zoro purr.

Using her Hana Hana no Mi powers, Robin steals a quick peek at what is going on inside the storage room. What she sees in it makes her have a blush appear on her cheeks, and blood running down from her nose: clothes scattered on the floor, flushed bodies pressed together, pants and moans filling the room, fierce kisses shared, and hickeys made all over their bodies, as if marking each other's territory.

She quickly goes out of the kitchen, swiftly wiping any trace of blood away from her nose. Arriving outside, she lets a smile grace her lips.

'This crew is very interesting.' she thinks walking toward the girls' quarter to read peacefully.

Sailing aboard this ship will indeed be a fun experience.
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