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Charmingly Insane	By : TheFelnore Category: +G to L > Katekyo Hitman Reborn Views: 1963 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Charmingly Insane
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Varia members were having a late dinner a few days after the faithful meeting with Belphegor's brother, Rasiel. Xanxus was impassively munching his food while observing his subordinates. Levi was sitting the closest to him, literally watching his every move. The thunder wielder was a good fighter and a loyal man, but damn, the said loyalty was too much. Given the chance, Levi would kiss the ground his boss walked on. That was a quality that Xanxus had problems tolerating. Squalo was his usual loud self, 'voi'-ing and shouting at everything and everyone. Lussuria was in his gay mother hen mode, fussing over Fran, who in turn complained about Bel in the every-day monotone voice.

"Lussuria-san, can you do anything about Bel-senpai? My clothes are full of knife holes. I'm tired of patching them up every day."

"Hohoho, I'm sorry darling, but it is Belphegor for you."

"But...eep! Fake Prince-senpaaaaaaaai, are you trying to cut my fingers off?"

"Ushishishishi...what made you think so, my un-cute kouhai? Prince is just practicing."

"Why do I find it hard to believe, weak senpai?"

"Ushishishi, you want to try me, Froggy?"

Three knives wheezed past Squalo and impaled themselves in the huge frog hat on the illusionist's head.

"VOOOOOOOOOOI! Stop fucking throwing cover when people are eating!"

"Shishishishishi, don't worry, Sharky, if I want to maim you, I won't miss. Right now the Prince has no such need."

While the assassins continued their bickering, Xanxus concentrated his gaze on the blond. He long ago found out that he was drawn to the maniac, though he could never fathom why. Sure, he had to admit that the years that passed since the Ring incident 10 years ago, were only good for the prince. Though he still hadn't seen the storm wielder's eyes even once. Strangely, that fact didn't bother him in the least.

The blond had a strong lean body, smooth skin, soft unruly shiny hair with a pretty silver tiara with intricate carvings. Somewhere during those ten years, Belphegor changed it from the simple one he had, to the more suitable one. But what bugged Xanxus the most, was the Prince's attitude. The man's behavior was rather bothering, if to speak mildly. And at times, the blond was plain insane. If someone after a meeting with Squalo would call the man mentally ill, they would eat up their words after meeting Bel. With the exception of being loud, the long haired commander was almost like a kitten when it came to comparing the two individuals.

Xanxus also reflected that the blond became a tad tamer with years passing by.

"Fake prince-senpaaaaai, why did you set up traps in my room? It was really painful, you know."

"Ushishishishi, to make the prince happy knowing that you were gutted so early in the morning, idiot kouhai. Ushishishi..."

Or maybe not. The ex-candidate for the position of the 10th Vongola took his words back. No, Bel was the same old, albeit more experienced, insane and bloodthirsty self. He wouldn't be Bel if he changed. There was also the fact, that the younger male was the most independent of all his subordinates. Squalo and Levi were painfully tied to him. Fran never showed any initiative and Lussuria got very attached to all of them.

, on the other hand, did as he wished in plenty of cases and didn't particularly care about Xanxus's wrath for the unauthorized activities. The blond did everything with that scary disturbing smile of his, freaking out everyone who were not lucky enough to see him. He killed people left and right, like they were mere insects. There were also times, albeit very rare, at least in front of the Varia members, when Belphegor would be deep in his thoughts, the creepy smile absent and a calm, relaxed expression gracing the pale face. Because of the prince's every day attitude, those moments were something every one of them cherished, though none ever admitted that out loud.

After meeting Rasiel, Xanxus thought of the differences between the brothers. The other blond was more calm, the smile not as creepy as Bel's. And laughter...well, it was almost normal. And he wasn't sexy even a bit, what's with blond hair looking like straw. Remembering Fran's words, that Rasiel was stronger than Belphegor, he mentally 'tch'-ed.

The guy was a coward, letting his scum of a servant fight and then attacking from the back himself. And the way he desperately tried to save his good-for-nothing life. Pfffft. Bel would die with a bloodthirsty smile on his lips and the infamous insane laughter scaring off any living being for miles away, while marveling at his own royal blood. All these facts put together, made the blond rather charming and appetizing in Xanxus's mind. Maybe he was going crazy himself, but so many years of spending so much time together and seeing the flawless graceful movements, made him crave the younger man's attention.

"Bel-senpai, stop harassing me. Sometimes I think you are not really a genius, but just a sadistic fake Prince. How many knives and where are you hiding them anyway?"

"Ushishishi, are you not enjoying Prince's attention? No need for you, my un-cute kouhai, to know where I hide my shiny knives, because there is no fun in that shishishi."

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOI! Stop ruining dinner, bastards! I will personally gut you, Bel, if I hear one more of your creepy laughs!"

"Ushishishi, don't make the prince too excited, Squalo. There mere thought of seeing his own blood makes the prince shiver in anticipation shishishi."

"VOOOOOI! YOU ARE A SADISTIC FREAK! I DON'T KNOW WHY BOSS PUTS UP WITH THAT!"

Suddenly, Xanxus stood up, gathering the attention.

"Bel, in my room after you are finished here."

"Ushishishshi, ok boss."

"Looks like Bel-senpai is in trouble."

Five knives protruded from Fran's chest in a second.

"If the prince is in trouble, then Froggy is in double trouble, shishishi."

Meanwhile, Xanxus sat in a huge armchair in his room in front of a fireplace, his brows furrowed in thought. Ever since Bel was paired up with Fran, the impassive illusionist got all of the blond's attention. That fact bothered the fire wielder. He wouldn't let them get together. No fucking way! With a grunt he accepted he was jealous and decided to act upon his feelings for once. Ten minutes later, the door to his room opened and silent soft steps signalized the Prince's approach.

"Have you ever been taught to knock, scum?"

"Ushishishi, the boss told me to come and that means you were waiting for me. There was no need to knock."

"Hmph."

Silence surrounded the two men. Bel was standing before Xanxus and admiring one of his knives.

"What is going on between you and the shitty illusionist?"

The blond looked at his boss from under the fringe, not a hint of surprise evident on the pretty face.

"Ushishishi, the Boss is interested in lives of his subordinates? That's something new shishishi."

"Answer the damn question, trash."

The crazy smile widened further, if that was even possible.

"Shishishi, nothing to worry your fire head with, Boss."

Xanxus was becoming irritated that Bel wasn't giving him a straight answer. The younger man was toying with him, knowing full well that Xanxus wasn't known for his patience. Dark red eyes narrowed.

"Answer. The fucking. Question. Bel."

"Shishishsi, if you want an answer, you shouldn't call the prince names, Boss. But since you asked nicely, the prince will tell you. He is my un-cute kouhai whom I love to toy with, nothing more, nothing less."

The answer was satisfactory enough, though the mentioning of Fran and love in the same sentence did miracles with Xanxus's mind. He had to finish this conversation soon and claim what's rightfully his, before he went crazy with jealousy.

"Why didn't you two fight off the trash you call your brother?"

"Ushishishishi, I thought the Boss would want to have some fun too."

"Huh, so you were thinking of me in stead of fighting?"

Bel tilted his head to the side, which in dark red eyes looked unbearably cute. If only the blond would hide the knife...

"That is some strange question you have there, boss. I was a bit saddened with the thought that Siel survived after I cut him so nicely. All my work was for nothing...though I have to admit, seeing those scars on him was nice. Shishishishi."

"So you didn't think of my wrath when letting him get to the mansion?"

"Ushishishi, I knew you'd love to burn someone. Especially someone who pretended to be strong enough to be fighting you while sitting. The prince knew you'd have fun."

Xanxus stood up and took a few steps to stand close to Bel. The blond was somewhat disturbed by the unreadable look in the red eyes, but showed nothing.

"How often do you think of me?"

"How often should I? Shishishi"

"I'M. WAITING. BEL."

The crazed smile faltered, but only for a millisecond and Xanxus wasn't sure if it wasn't just his imagination.

"Ushishishishishi, you are so strange today, Boss. Is that how you really are when not drinking?"

The red-eyed man let out a deep growl. Why, oh why the blond had to be so difficult and evasive? Although, that was a part of the prince he liked, right at the moment the said qualities were annoying him. He wanted a damn straight answer. Feeling the boss's uneasiness, Bel decided to humor him by finally answering.

"Ushishishi, the answer would be often. You are the boss, we have to think about you."

Well, that was better than nothing in Xanxus's opinion. He grabbed the pale chin none too gently...

"Good."

...and smashed their lips together. Finally, after so many years he was able to taste the soft pink lips. It was better than he imagined. The blond in his arms was tense, even though he opened his mouth for the rough tongue to explore. Well, it was to be expected. After all, the younger male didn't trust anyone with his life. And letting himself melt in the strong arms would mean being vulnerable before a stronger person, which could lead to a fatal end. Xanxus would have to teach him, that if he wanted the prince dead, he'd had already killed him. After a few minutes of a rather one-sided making out session, the taller man let the other go and stared intently at the pale face. Strangely enough, the infamous grin was absent. Xanxus was ready to go thrash something in triumph right away.

"Does it mean the Boss likes the Prince?"

"Hn. Good thing you are smart, because I won't say shit like that."

"Shishishi never thought you were the sappy type anyway."

Red-eyed man glared at the blond slightly, but then sighed. He was so difficult to deal with. Then a nasty smirk blossomed on the tanned face.

"You. In my room. At midnight."

A grin split the pale face in two.

"Ushishishishi, sorry, Boss, but the prince is going to be asleep already."

The smirk widened.

"It's an order."

The trade mark laughter seemed more quiet and less menacing this time.

"Shishishi...sure thing, Boss."

...

The next morning a naked and sated Xanxus woke up with an equally naked Bel in his strong arms, sleeping peacefully. He took a look at his room and smirked. The whole place was littered with knives. They stuck out from the walls, floor, ceiling and other unimaginable places. Man, the blond put up a fight, most probably waking up everyone else in the mansion in the middle of the night. He wouldn't tell the blond, but the fight was a huge turn on. He knew he was attracted to Bel for a reason. The man never disappointed him, even in bed. However the main fight came after Xanxus branded a double X on the pale neck. Bel then went ballistic. The black-haired man had cuts and bruises all over his body now. But that only fired him up even more. He also got a bonus in form of seeing Bel's eyes that night. Xanxus grinned to himself: he rather liked what he saw there. Those eyes were exclusive for him only from now on. The naked body in his arms stirred and the Varia boss was granted with a sight of a relaxed and then confused blond. It happened rarely, so he decided to remember that expression. It was before a knife miraculously appeared and nipped at his neck.

"The hell? Where did you get that from?"

"Ushishishishi, no need for you to know."

In a blur of movements, Xanxus overpowered the lithe prince and trapped him underneath.

"Remember whom you belong now, trash. From now on you're going to live in this room. I expect you to move all your things before the dinner."

Bel grinned, albeit a bit tense.

"Shishishi, if you stop calling me trash and scum, I'll think about it."

Xanxus smirked.

"It's an order. Bel."

A loud 'ouch' came from the hall.

"Bel-senpaaaaaaaaaaai, not again! I really am a cactus now. It hurts! Stop harassing me or I'll tell the boss!"

Bel smiled insanely at the shouts of his peasant.

"Ushishishishi...Boss, if you help me set up more traps in the Froggy's room, the prince will move his things before lunch."

Xanxus deeply kissed his blond.

"Agreed."

The whole mansion heard an insane laughter resound from the walls. Every living being in the place ran back into their rooms and locked the doors in fear of Prince the Ripper's strangely happy bloodthirsty mood.
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