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Craziness 10 years later	By : TheFelnore Category: +G to L > Katekyo Hitman Reborn Views: 2041 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Craziness 10 years later
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Superbi Squalo was not very good at showing his feelings. Especially taking into account his past before meeting Xanxus and his life as a Varia member. Now, 10 years after the fight for the Vongola Rings, the previously Varia Boss candidate bore the title of a full fledged Strategy Captain. Though it didn't make any difference: he still got to polish his beloved arm-attached sword on some morons' asses, so it had no chances of becoming rusty.

Anyway, it needed to be said once more, that Squalo didn't deal well with such crap as feelings at all.

Now the assassins were in their HQ, relaxing 'Varia-style'. In any normal person's eyes their behavioral habits would seem crazy and suited for a loony bin. However, there wasn't a normal person anywhere in sight, so...yeah.

That bastard Xanxus was drinking as per usual, ignoring Levi who crawled in his legs, loyally polishing his boots. How could their Boss tolerate the whiny man was beyond Squalo. Lussuria, Fran and Belphegor were sitting in the shared room. The infamous 'Prince the Ripper' and the new illusionist were squabbling again, with the gay multicolored man laughing at their antics and NOT lifting a finger to pacify the duo.

"Fake prince-senpai, can you stop throwing knives at me? It hurts, you know."

"No can do, peasant. It should hurt. Shishishi"

"Oh my, you two are so energetic! No worries Fran-dear, I will heal you later."

"That's one more thing I'm concerned about."

"Shishishi it will be more enjoyable for the Prince if you bleed to death, Froggy."

That was one of the most irritating things for Squalo: the amount of time the illusionist and Bel spent together. First, they were almost always paired for the missions; second, most of their free time they were together too. It felt like the two were an S&M couple. That didn't sit well with the white haired man. Truth to be told, the Strategy Captain was in love with the blond prince. At least that was the conclusion Yamamoto came to after their conversation; the younger swordsman almost becoming deaf due to Squalo's more...emotional...reaction than usual to his words.

Now, when he looked back and analyzed his behavior and emotions, he thought that the good-natured swordsman was right. Though the answer to the the question 'how the hell could that shit happen?' still eluded him.

As far as he remembered Bel tried to kill his brother at the age of eight, and until the moment the nasty twin showed his face some time ago everyone thought he was truly dead. Besides, there were many other people in the castle the young prince brutally murdered that day. Even now the thought of a small child going on a killing spree made his blood grow cold. The knife-happy punk had one too many screws loose in his pretty head. That thought was only confirmed as time went by. Spilling blood and going on a massacre was the favorite past-time for the blond. While Squalo enjoyed a good life-or-death battle, the insane younger man didn't actually care whom he slashed: enemies, allies or civilians.

The white haired man had a suspicion that if they cared to count the number of lives taken by the insane man alone, it would equal the number of citizens of a small country. And when Bel went into the excited 'I saw my princely blood' mode, all his craziness made him pretty much unstoppable and created the effect of a dead man coming to life like a zombie, which was, to put it lightly - like, extra lightly, - disturbing. That was the factor which let him win his round during the Vongola Rings conflict. He was actually the only one who acquired his half of the ring back then. Levi didn't count since that stupid Sawada Tsunayoshi interfered with the battle.

Back to the problem at hand. If his memory wasn't playing tricks on him, then Squalo started to follow the younger man with his eyes, when the other was at the age of 14. His silver eyes were more often than not glued to the small firm butt of the teenager and those slim long legs, refusing to leave them out of his sight.

After that there were wonderings about the blond's eyes. Really, did he have to hide them all the time? That bastard. Was it so difficult to let people know what to expect? Because, for most people a reason for hiding some of their body parts was a defect or similar shit. But Belphegor being Belphegor, most probably reasoned that ugly peasants weren't worthy enough to behold his majestic eyes...tch 'majestic' his ass.

Then, somewhere along the line, Prince the Ripper's aggressiveness became a kind of a turn on. Though, to be honest, Superbi Squalo wanted all of his limbs intact and blood remaining in veins if he ever managed to get into a relationship with the sadistic guy. Why would any normal person want to even entertain a thought of being together with the freak? Then again, as was mentioned before, you couldn't call Varia members normal.

Finally, jealousy got the better out of the white haired man.

"VOOOOOOOOIII! BEL, COME HERE!"

The blond lifted his eyes...errr...face to the Captain.

"Shishishi the Prince is not taking orders from commoners."

"SHUT UP! I'M YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER, BRAT! NOW COME HERE!"

"Don't be rude to royalty, Sharky."

Squalo couldn't see, only hear as knives wheezed through the air towards him right in time to duck.

"Fake prince-senpaaai, are you trying to kill the long-haired bastard Captain? If you were the genius you claim to be, you would have realized that Boss will never let you leave unharmed."

"Boss knows that the Prince is much more efficient than Squalo with his kitchen knife and girly hair ushishishi."

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOI! REPEAT THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU!"

There went Squalo's attempt at getting Bel to himself. By the end of the day half of the rooms in the HQ was destroyed, with deep sword slashes decorating the wood and knives protruding from unimaginable places. But if Superbi Squalo wanted something, he always got it...usually anyway.

...

24 year old Sawada Tsunayoshi was sitting in his office in the Italian mansion, cursing the paperwork. He was 100% sure that it was mocking him, tempting him to go and jump out of the window in a suicide attempt. And he was close to doing just that if he didn't get any distraction in five minutes. A feeling of doom washed over Tsuna, when his eyes fell on the bright yellow post-it left, apparently, by Sasagawa Ryohei (who suffered problems with memory) notifying that Reborn (in Tsuna's mind dubbed as The Evil Tyrant) said to invite all the Guardians and Varia for a family gathering in two days.

A brown brow nervously twitched. It was a tick, or more like a permanent occurrence in the present days, the young Boss developed after dealing with mentally challenged people that was the Vongola family. Perhaps he should have jumped out of the window as soon as the thought came to him? Now it was too late. Reborn would know that he read the notice. Tsuna didn't have any doubts about it. Nooo, the hitman would know and if the young Vongola dared to ignore it, the Arcobaleno would come and shoot him.

A few heavy sighs later, Tsuna called the servant and asked to bring him Yamamoto Takeshi immediately. The cheery swordsman would be the best person to contact the Varia's Second-in-Command. The chance of contacting Xanxus directly was so close to zero, that young Sawada refused to even try. And Yamamoto was the best choice when it came to dealing with Squalo or, to be honest, any Varia member. A few minutes later the door opened and the Rain Guardian came in, smiling brightly.

"Yo, Tsuna! You called?"

The Mafia Boss gave his friend a once over and envied the man's happy and almost carefree life. He, at least, didn't have to deal with Reborn, paperwork, Xanxus and Mukuro. If only they could trade places...

"Yamamoto, please, contact Varia and tell them to be here for the family gathering in two days before the dinner. It will last three days."

'If I survive this long' - his mind helpfully supplied.

"Ok, that will be fun haha."

Only then something clicked in his head: Xanxus and Mukuro...together...for three days...he would definitely die! The Varia Boss seemed to hate him with everything he had, sometimes giving Tsuna a feeling that the older man would burn him to ashes with the power of the glare. And Mukuro...the man teased and teased and teased mercilessly, getting on his last nerves, which weren't much by now.

'Damn you, Varia. Damn you, Reborn. DAMN YOU, PAPERWORK!'

...

The Varia members arrived for the 'family' meeting with the Vongola Decimo and sat in the rich-decorated dining room in a rather tense silence. Thankfully the always indecisive and doe-eyed Boss matured quite a bit during the 10 years after their first meeting and could be rather stubborn and strong-willed most of the time.

Except for the times when it had something to do with Reborn and/or the Pineapple Headed illusionist. It was a well-known fact among the Vongola members that Mukuro followed the brown-haired youth like a shadow, entertaining less than appropriate thoughts about him in mind. Tsuna tried not to react to it in front of others, while Mukuro resorted to the X-rated teasing. The stupid Octopus head played the same role as the always annoying Levi - the loyal dog, and tried to blow the sly illusionist up. He had never succeeded.

Squalo watched from beside his Boss, as the man he gave his hand up for, aimed an intense gaze at the Vongola Decimo, who was trying his best to ignore everyone around him, especially Gokudera who at the moment was near to exploding the whole room. The cause? Belphegor was baiting the man mercilessly for half an hour already.

On the other side of Tsunayoshi sat Mukuro who, apparently, was whispering some dirty words into young man's ear. The only thing that gave out Decimo's irritation was the way his eyebrow ticked non-stop. Squalo had to give it to the boy: his patience was something only a saint had.

Turning his light grey - almost transparent - orbs towards the Boss, the Varia Swordsman noticed something strange: Xanxus shifted his eyes from Tsunayoshi and stared at Mukuro. The illusionist, for once, switched his attention from his precious Sawada, to the Varia leader. Squalo watched the staring match for a couple of minutes with great interest, and furrowed his brows when the two nodded at each other and smirked.

A slight shiver ran down the white-haired man's spine: the smirks mirrored each other and both were pretty nasty. He had a gut feeling that it had something to do with Vongola Decimo. If he were honest with himself, he never liked or disliked the boy. He was neutral, even though he admired Tsuna's power and courage. At the moment, as he watched two incredibly dangerous and handsome - add crazy into the mix - men eyeing the oblivious Sawada with hunger, he felt sorry for the lithe young man and hoped that the Italian mansion they were in now, would survive to see another day.

Suddenly a rain of knives swished mere millimeters away from Tsuna's face in Gokudera's direction. Before the mafia boss could say a word, a stick of dynamite flew back in retaliation, exploding and covering everything in smoke. 15-year-old Lambo laughed with joy on the prospect of having a brawl at the table and with a war cry "Take that Stupidera!" launched his own attack, throwing food everywhere. Levi jumped from his seat and rushed to Xanxus crying out "I'll protect you, boss!" and being kicked in the face by the said boss. Yamamoto laughed proclaiming how it was so much fun to get together, while Ryohei went for an EXTREME dive for Lussuria. Somewhere in the whole mess, Fran's annoyingly indifferent voice supplied:

"Gokudera-saaan, can you please kill Bel-senpai for me?"

Even Hibari, who was present despite his hatred for crowds, uttered a menacing "I'll bite everyone to death" before going for the closest person, who appeared to be Fran. The only ones who looked more or less composed were Xanxus, Squalo, Mukuro and Tsunayoshi. Two or so minutes later, when the brawl started to get completely out of control, Tsuna stood up and slammed his hands on the table, his hands and forehead ablaze with Deathperation Flames, ready to stop the mess by force if needed. Everyone froze, staring at the Vongola Decimo. Yellow-orange eyes regarded the family calmly, voice even as he spoke.

"I suggest you stop this nonsense and clean after yourselves before Reborn comes back. You know where your rooms are."

With that Tsuna left as if nothing ever happened.

As it was mentioned before, Superbi Squalo was not very good when it came to feelings. Seeing Bel concentrate all of his attention on Gokudera didn't sit well with him. It happened every time the two bumped into each other, since the Vongola Rings incident. Perhaps it was in their nature. After all, when two storms met, a tornado was sure to emerge. Annoyed beyond being reasonable, if he ever was, the swordsman stormed to Belphegor, grabbed his wrist and proceeded to drag him to his appointed room. After the door slammed shut, the long-haired man threw the blonde on the soft bed and sat on his hips with one hand holding thin wrists above the messy head.

"Ushishishi are you so eager to die, Commanding Officer Squalo?"

Said officer growled.

"I don't want you anywhere near that Gokudera scum."

"It's not for you to decide, commoner. The prince will do how he sees fit."

"VOOOII, don't mess with me!"

Feeling his frustration growing with each second, Squalo smashed his lips with Bel's and bit him drawing blood. A few seconds later he leaned back and glared at the blonde. The prince licked his lips and laughed maniacally, going into one of his insane modes. Not caring if Bel was willing or not, Squalo ripped away the striped shirt and attacked the newly exposed skin, all the while listening to the insane laughter mixed with moans.

...

Hours later a sated swordsman lay in bed holding a slightly bleeding and thoroughly fucked Bel.

"Shishishi has Sharky finally got enough courage?"

Squallo stared at the prince stunned.

"You knew?"

"Shishishishi the prince knows everything. After all, I'm a genius."

"Damn you."

...

The next morning everyone was gathered at the dining table once again. Well, everyone except Tsuna who, as Mukuro said, "was feeling unwell kufufu". Squalo dragged the limping and hissing prince to a chair near his and tied him to it, to prevent the blonde form leaving. Xanxus took a look at the debauched blonde and smirked at his right hand man.

"So you finally got the guts to do it, scum?"

"Voooi! What's that supposed to mean?"

"Shishishi that means you are a stupid cowardly shark."

"Oh my! Are you two finally together! That's wonderful!"

Sparkles, hearts and rainbows shone around Lussuria, hurting many pairs of eyes.

"Me? With girly-hair? Shishishi it's not befitting for a Prince to lower to the level of peasants."

The violent swordsman stuffed a tart into his lover's mouth, ignoring the evil look he got for that. Or at least he assumed Bel gave him one.

"Vooooi that punk is mine now, so touch him and die!"

Just when everyone was starting to understand the meaning of said words something fell upstairs with a loud 'thud'. Seconds later an angry shout filled the mansion, confusing the Guardians and the members of Varia. Not a minute later a half-dressed Vongola Decimo flew down the stairs presenting everyone with the view of hickey covered torso and neck and an awful limp.

"Xanxus! Mukuro! What the hell? Where are my things, you bastards?"

Both just chuckled, eyeing the smaller man.

"They're in the car, trash. You and the pineapple scum are going to the Varia base."

"WHAT!"

Squalo thought he saw Sawada's ears steaming.

"Oya-oya Tsunayoshi-kun, I have already called Arcobaleno and he agreed that moving you to Varia for some time would be good for future cooperation. And I am going as your favorite Guardian."

Everyone was so stunned that even Gokudera forgot to protest.

"You're not my favorite Guardian, Mukuro!"

The dark long-haired man smirked.

"I am since last night kufufu."

Xanxus, irritated by Sawada's refusal, got up, grabbed the slender brunette and threw him over his shoulder, heading towards the exit. No one failed to see a strong hand squeezing Tsuna's small butt tightly. Mukuro followed the tall man, but not before saying a few last words to the shocked people around the table.

"Arcobaleno asked to tell you that everyone gets the rest of the week off and you are welcome to stay in the mansion."

With a violet swirl the Mist Guardian vanished.

Squalo was the first one to come to his senses. When the words finished processing in his head, he grinned, showing off all of 32 shiny teeth and grabbed Bel together with the chair and went to the stairs leading to the second floor.

"VOOOOI! No scum is to disturb us!"

Muffled protests of bound Belphegor, 'Prince the Ripper' rang in the dining room for some time before a loud shout nearly deafened the rest of the gathered.

"TEEEEENTH! WAIT FOR ME! I'LL SAVE YOU!"
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