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Caught in the Act	By : SoraMoto Category: +G to L > Hetalia: Axis Powers Views: 8147 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, i make no money from this fanfiction

Chapter List
- 1-USUK
- 2-CanPru
- 3-RusAme
- 4-UKUS
- 5-RusUSUK
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There was currently a bit of a heat wave hitting the UK and it had Arthur extremely uncomfortable for more than one reason. He really despised the heat, being used to cooler and wetter temperatures had him despising the few weeks every year when he would have to put up with blistering heat. The other problem with the heat was the way his body would react. Arthur being the personification of the United Kingdom would get literally hot. He compared it to going into heat, not that he would ever try to explain that to any of the other nations. Which was why he generally tried to avoid any meetings that took place during those hot summer weeks, blaming fatigue from the heat.

So now here was Arthur, suffering with a perpetual case of blue balls because he couldn't seem to find his release in a cool shower or with his hand. He was currently leaning against a wall in his bedroom with his hand pumping vigorously up and down his shaft. He panted heavily as sweat rolled down his brow and neck, that was when he glanced over to his bed and saw it. It was a rounded finial mounted at each corner of his bed frame. Each was somewhat pear shaped and about the same size as a pear as well. Once his eyes fell on one of them he couldn't get them off his mind and his pumping fist slowed slightly as a desperate idea struck him. Perhaps if stroking himself wasn't enough...

Alfred F. Jones, self proclaimed hero, was on his way to visit his friend, and secret love, for some well deserved time spent alone. Despite his true feelings for the British man Alfred found it hard to simply express that so he took to riling the other up and annoying him whenever he could. He had just gotten a whole week off from his boss, who was taking a vacation with his family, and he had decided what better way to spend it than by annoying Arthur. As per usual when Alfred reached Arthur's door he didn't knock, he simply barged in with a happy greeting he knew would piss the Brit off. Only when he came through the door he found no angry Brit yelling at him about manners and knocking. Confused he looks around, checking first the kitchen then the parlor. When he reaches the parlor he hears a weird sort of moan and grunt come from up the stairs. Thinking Arthur must have hurt himself he hurries up the stairs and looks around. The moaning comes from Arthur's room and Alfred is quick to open the door and call out.

"Hey Artie you..."�

His sentence trails off though when he sees the sight before him. There sitting on the corner of his bed was Arthur, flushed and completely naked. Alfred stood mesmerized as he watched the other man stroking himself and pinching his nipples, biting his lower lip and moaning as sweat dripped and slid across his pale skin. Gulping Alfred feels himself getting hard as half glazed eyes turn to him. Arthur stills in his motions and stares at Alfred, not quite registering what he is seeing. It was then that Alfred noticed Arthur wasn't just sitting on the corner of his bed but literally sitting on the corner of his bed frame, with one of the finials impaled up his ass.

"Ah, Al Alfred? Wha Ah What are you...?"�

Arthur is cut off by a moan as he starts to move once again.

"Fe feels so good. So ho ah hot. Nnngh."

"Artie?"�

Alfred's voice cracks, this was the last thing he ever expected to see Arthur, stick so far up his butt he was rigid as a statue, Kirkland, Alfred nearly slapped himself for phrasing it that way in his head as it was quite clear Arthur nearly literally had a stick up his ass. Arthur simply pants and moans more.

"Ah, mo more. Need more. Go gotta find ah something more."�

Alfred swallows and steps closer to Arthur, seeing him doing this to himself and being so out of it that he didn't even yell at him for intruding, it was turning him on and he wondered slightly just how much more Arthur wanted. Hazy green eyes turned to Alfred as he stepped closer and followed him.

"Mmm, Alfred. Ah give ah a bloke a hand?"�

Alfred flushes darkly at the request, but nods.

"Yeah. What do you want?"�

"Mmmm."�

Arthur's eyes dart around the room and he lets out a keening moan.

"So ho hot. Blasted ah heat."�

Alfred blinks and then realizes what was causing Arthur to act this way, and then he smiles.

"I think I know just how to help you out there Arthur. Be right back."�

Despite the growing bulge in his pants Alfred makes his way down to Arthur's kitchen and opens the fridge. He spots what he wants and quickly grabs a bowl from the counter and fills it with the items of his choice before moving on to the freezer and filling another bowl with ice cubes. Grinning he takes the two bowls back to Arthur's room and sets them on the bedside table before looking back at Arthur. He was still panting and moaning as he ground himself onto the finial of his bed. Alfred smirks and looks around for Arthur's discarded clothes. Spotting them he grabs the belt and tosses it onto the bed before moving over to Arthur and gripping his hips tightly.

"Alfred, why ah are you stopping me?"�

His glazed eyes seem to be pleading with the other man to let him continue. Alfred just smirks and gently begins to lift Arthur from his seat. Arthur protests, but the feeling of the finial being removed causes him to shudder in pleasure. Once Alfred has him off the finial he sets him on the bed and turns him so his ass is in the air and his hands are near the headboard. Then he grabs up the belt and quickly binds Arthur's hands to the headboard. Arthur seems to realize not is all quite right with his world when he is denied the ability to touch himself and cries out.

"Alfred, what are you doing?"�

He seems a bit more coherent as Alfred simply chuckled and brought the two bowls to sit next to him as he gazed at Arthur's fluttering entrance from behind. He reaches out and traces the stretched hole with his finger before commenting.

"So stretched out Artie, how long had you been sitting on that thing?"�

Arthur shutters at the light touch.

"What does it matter git?"�

Alfred chuckles again before reaching into the bowl of ice cubes.

"Guess I'll need to tighten that pretty little hole back up before we go on."

Arthur strains to turn his head to see what the other is planning to do when he feels something very cold and wet nudging at his entrance before sliding all the way in. It is soon followed by another and another. Soon Arthur is fighting back cries of both pain and pleasure at the icy cold sensation in his ass. He feels something dribbling out of his ass shortly after and shudders. He also feels himself tightening from the cold and groans.

"Wha..."�

"Feeling better Artie. Those Ice cubes should have helped to cool you down, right."�

Ice cubes? So that was what Alfred had put up his ass. Another shudder as more water leaks from his now tightly puckered hole. Alfred seems to wait, as Arthur begins to grow impatient, as the ice melts completely. Once sure it is all melted Alfred brings up a finger and probes the tight hole.

"Damn Artie, you got tight."�

He inserts a second finger and opens him up a bit before tilting his ass down so the water can run out. Arthur hears it splash into a bowl.

"Now we can get onto the fun stuff."�

Arthur wondered what he meant by 'fun stuff'. What was he planning? Then Arthur felt something cold once again at his puckered hole. Curious, he held still as Alfred pushed a long bumpy something into his ass. It started out about as big around as his pinky but soon was about as big around as three fingers. Alfred seemed to be working it in and out of the hole as Arthur moaned. It felt so good. Not long after he first felt the object at his entrance he felt a second one getting pushed in. It burned as it stretched him alongside the first one and he couldn't help but wonder what Alfred was shoving up his ass. Aflred watched as Arthur's ass tightened around the chilled carrots he was working in and out of the other man's ass and the sounds he was making. Alfred wished he had a recorder to record those delicious moans as he continued to violate the smaller man with produce. When the carrots had warmed up Alfred pulled them out, earning a protest from England. He then set them down next to the bowl and pulled out a rather thick cucumber. It had to have been a good two and a half or three inches in diameter and it was still rather cold thanks to the left over ice cubes he had dumped into the first bowl after finishing with them. Grinning he brought the cuke up to Arthur's ass and nudged it in. Arthur's eyes widened at the cool feeling of something very large being shoved into his ass. He struggled slightly but Alfred gripped his hip tightly, preventing him from squirming.

"Come on Artie, this is nothing compared to what's to come."�

Arthur gulped, but moaned as the large object was pushed in. the coolness felt wonderful against his burning insides but it was more than just the heat that was making him burn. He felt as Alfred began to move the object in and out, groaning at the full feeling. It felt so good. Alfred palmed himself through his pants as he thrust the cucumber in and out of Arthur's ass. The sounds he made were driving him crazy and he just wanted to rip the vegetable out and drive himself in in its place. But he knew he couldn't. After all where would be the fun in that if he still had a few things to work with. The cucumber took longer to warm up than the carrots but when it did it was removed and set aside. That was when Alfred reached for the next few items in his bowl. Beets. Three of them. Each about the size of a billiard ball and each still having the greens attached to their tops. They made Alfred think of a vegetable version of anal beads which was why he had grabbed them. Holding Arthur's hips steady he began to work the first one in. Arthur groaned as he felt the next object being worked into his ass. It was just as blunt as the last one was and just as big around. He felt as it was pushed in further and then felt his ass closing over it and brushing Alfred's fingers. Whatever it was had just been shoved completely into his ass, though he felt some stringy feathery things coming off of it and brushing against his balls. He shuddered as he felt another one being pushed in. Followed soon after by a third. He felt so full and he could also feel the slightly ticklish sensation brushing his balls. Once the beets were all fully within Arthur's ass Alfred began to tug them back out by the green stems, one at a time. It was torturous. Arthur buried his face into the bed and cried out as each of the objects was pulled from his ass at an agonizingly slow pace. When he felt the last one being pulled out he breathed a sigh of relief and wondered what Alfred was planning to do next. Arthur heard a clink, like glass touching metal and raised his head, trying to see behind him. It didn't work, the position he was in prevented him from looking over his shoulder. Then there was a 'chunk' and soft hiss. Arthur knew that sound, it was the sound of a bottle opening. Just as he made that realization he felt the cool smoothness of glass touch his quaking ass and his eyes widened.

"Alfred, don't you dare!"�

"Ah, but Artie, don't you want to cool down? This will be nice and cold I promise."�

"Alfred!"�

Alfred didn't wait for the protest as he quickly tipped the bottle of beer up and pushed the neck of it into Arthur's ass. He held Arthur still as he struggled but then he was moaning again and Alfred pushed the bottle in a bit further. Arthur felt the liquid sloshing about in his ass and felt the expanding gasses making him feel rather uncomfortable, but there was nothing he could do as Alfred let the whole bottle empty into him. He groaned at the uncomfortably full feeling. When the bottle was drained Alfred left it in place while he positioned the bowl he had used to catch the melted ice in earlier. Then he pulled the bottle out and maneuvered Arthur's hips so all the liquid would be caught as it was purged from his anal cavity. Arthur was panting by the time it was finished.

"Bloody wanker."�

The insult had little bite as Arthur sounded extremely tired but Alfred could tell he was still rather hard. At least he seemed to have cooled off some.

"Almost done Artie."�

Arthur heard the distinct sound of a zipper being undone and then a large blunt, warm thing nudging his entrance. It was even bigger than the the cucumber. Arthur whimpered slightly as it began to push in. He felt Alfred steadying himself with his hands on his hips and let out a groan as he felt himself being stretched by the monster cock. When he felt that Alfred was all the way in he let himself buck back against him.

"Move."�

Arthur didn't have to see his face to know Alfred was grinning like an idiot at the command, but quite frankly he didn't give a damn at that moment. Alfred began to pull back before thrusting back in, finding a fast hard rhythm. Eventually he struck Arthur's prostate and that had Arthur seeing stars and crying out for more. Once again Arthur was reduced to a quivering moaning mess as Alfred pounded into his prostate over and over again. Then Alfred felt Arthur tense beneath him and let out a shuttering moan as he came. As Arthur's ass tightened on him Alfred let himself spill into the other. a few last thrusts and he pulled himself out and untied Arthur from the headboard. Arthur let out a groan at being released as he rolled over to face Alfred. He was exhausted but he also was rather curious as to what exactly had been shoved up his ass.

"Hehe, well I hope you weren't planning to use those veggies for dinner tonight Artie."�

Alfred laughed and it took Arthur a moment to realize he had been violated by produce.

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I am a sick sick person. Those poor veggies, this may have been worse than being used in Arthur's cooking. On second thought, no Arthur's cooking would have been a worse fate for those veggies. I hope you enjoyed this twisted product of my mind, please review.
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