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The Diary	By : VonOncins Category: +G to L > Kyou Kara Maou Views: 2089 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I do not own any of KKM, therefore I do not make any money or profit.

Murata had asked if anyone wanted a refill and he wasn't surprised that they all said they like one. He shook his head and asked himself why he had even bothered to ask. He stood from his chair, walked over to the bar, and announced, "Murata's Bar is now open."

With lightning speed (possible future members of AA) Gwendal, Celi, Anissina, and Günter were the first to arrive. Conrart slowly rose from his chair observing Wolfram and Yozak. Wolfram pushed himself up, but sat right back down. Yozak looked at Wolfram with an 'Oh Boy' smile. Maybe they had given him a little too much to drink. Conrart was glad that Gwendal had not witnessed that little stumble back into the chair. He decided to by pass the bar for now and see how Wolfram was doing. Yozak watched Conrart walk over as he was afraid that Conrart was going to chew him out for letting or rather giving Wolfram so much to drink. He bent over to Wolfram and whispered, "Are you alright?"

"I'm perfectly fine," said Wolfram a little too cheerfully.

"How about we go to the toilet?"

"Our new toilet?" asked Wolfram happily.

"Yes, our brand new men's room!"

Conrart interrupted "How is he doing?"

Wolfram answered, "Yozak is doing fine Little Big Brother!" although the question was not directed at him.

"He'll be fine as soon as we go to the toilet" Yozak said as he laughed. Wolfram was a happy drunk.

Wolfram again attempted to lift himself off the chair, but fell right back into it. "Oh, oh!" he said as he looked at Yozak then to Conrart and back to Yozak. He reached out to Yozak, grabbed the back of his head, and brought his head towards him. In Yozak's right ear Wolfram said "Help me out to the garden, but be discreet."

"Okay Your Excellency that will be no problem" Yozak whispered back. He looked up to Conrart and said, "We're going now. We'll be right back."

"Need..." Conrart was about to say 'Need any help?' but Yozak shook his head before Conrart could ask.

"Why don't you join the rest whilst the kid and I go to the toilet?"

"Alright," Conrart nodded "can I get you anything in the meantime?"

Wolfram answered, "I want to try what Gwendal was drinking!" and once again the question was not directed at him.

"I'll have vodka," replied Yozak.

Murata appeared next to the trio saying, "Excuse me put I need the brandy and the liqueurs." He leaned over and picked up the three bottles.

"Wait, I thought the Godivas were mine?" Wolfram pouted and huffed.

"Well… they are, but you should share," said Murata kindly. He had not noticed until now the state that was Wolfram was in. He felt a little responsible, but not in a bad way.

"Lord Bielefeld and I are going to the toilets," Yozak said as he helped Wolfram to his feet.

Murata's glasses glinted. If he went with them he could finish off his promise to Shinou. "I need to go also." He looked at Conrart and handed him the bottles. Well it was more like shoved the bottles at him. "Lord Weller, why don't you take over as barman for me?"

Before Conrart could protest or say anything, Yozak and Murata had laced their arms into Wolfram's and were marching him out of the room. Celi, Anissina, Gwendal, and Günter looked at Conrart questioningly. "They had to go to the toilet, and His Highness asked me to take over. So what would everyone like?" To answer Conrart back, the general and overwhelmingly happy thoughts were 'OPEN BAR!'

Once out of the room, Murata turned to the left while Yozak turned to the right. Wolfram who was in the middle acted as spring and was pulled in each direction. The two men where stopped on their tracks and were pulled back crushing Wolfram. "OW! Watch it morons!"

"The toilets are this way," pointed Murata towards the left.

"We're not going to the toilets. We're going to the garden," replied Yozak pointing to the right.

"The garden?"

"Do you want me to burn down the castle?" Wolfram said as he struggled to release himself from the two idiots.

"Sorry, I didn't realise that you wanted to burn some off" Murata said apologetically. Then he smiled his famous sly smile. This was better than going to the toilets. No one would interrupt their conversation in the garden whilst Little Lord Brat burned off some alcohol. "Lead the way Yozak."

Yozak took the lead followed by Wolfram who attempted not to sway too much. Murata trailing in the back was amused by Wolfram's attempt to walk a straight line. He would never pass a police traffic stop with that walk. 'But sir, I'm not drunk!' Wolfram would say. The policeman would reply 'Your attempt to walk on the straight line and the breath test of 2.45 say otherwise son.' Murata chuckled to himself.

The exited the castle onto the back garden. Wolfram walked or rather zig-zagged over to a dragon statue and leaned against it. "This is embarrassing! Hic!" he said with a huff as he brought up his hands in front of him palms up.

"Well you shouldn't have drunk so much" Yozak said.

Wolfram retorted, "You two were the ones who forced it upon me...hic." Blue fireballs began to glow in his palms.

"Well it was either us and the drinks, or you two brothers holding you down," explained Murata as he observed his finger nail tips.

"I guess you're right. But did you have to poor the brandy down my throat?"

Yozak answered, "You were in shock. We had to do something to bring you out of it."

Murata observed Wolfram burn off the alcohol. Fire wielders were lucky. If they drank too much they could just burn it off. That was of course if they remembered to do it. Wolfram stood away from the statue. The fireballs increased in size as he concentrated on them. Wolfram was beginning to regain his normal composure.

Murata looked over to Yozak and said, "You know Yozak, if you don't feel too good in the morning, I can mix a concoction that will help with a hangover."

Yozak looked at Murata wondering what he was talking about. Murata secretly winked at him. Yozak shrugged his shoulder and decided to follow along. "What type of concoction is it?"

"Well, my good friend and former doctor came up with it. He is into natural health and home remedies."

"What kind of remedies?"

Wolfram picked up on the conversation and listened quietly.

Murata kindly replied Yozak's question, "Well he likes to use a lot of fruits in his drinks. He is a health nut. He makes health drinks, drinks to increase brain function, and a several different types of energy drinks, and of course drinks for hangovers." Murata noticed as how Wolfram's ears picked up every word. "Lord von Bielefeld has met him," he told Yozak.

"I have?" asked Wolfram.

Murata turned to him. "Yes you have. You remember Doctor Jose Rodrigues?"

"Oh… YEAH!" Wolfram's eyes grew big.

Murata could hear the wheels in Wolfram's brain turning. As the two fireballs decreased in size and disappeared Wolfram turned to Murata and gave him one big smile. Murata looked at him and nodded in appreciation. 'There should be a law against Wolfram smiling like that' thought Murata. No wonder Yuuri called him an angel.

Yozak looked back and forth between Murata and Wolfram. What was so important about Jose Rodri…Jose Rodrigues! J.R.! Now he was confused. How was the doctor involved with Angel the pink banana farmer? Or was Angel someone on Earth that none of them knew about? This was going to be interesting. Yozak was deep in his thoughts that he did not noticed Wolfram and Murata walking back to the castle side by side.

"Yozak, are you coming?" Wolfram yelled back at him. Yozak snapped out of his thoughts, raced up to the duo, and followed them in.

Wolfram now understood why Murata had stepped on his foot twice. Murata had figured out who J.R. was on Earth and magic was not used on Earth. He even doubted that there were such things as love potions. The good doctor created energy/health drinks and not love potions which Yuuri had brought back from Earth. Now the troubling thing was who was A.F.H.? He had to ask the Sage. "You don't know anyone on Earth by the initials A.F.H. do you?

Murata shook his head. "The truth is I really don't."

"Well that wimp better not be cheating on me with someone on Earth!" Wolfram said with a scowl on his face.

Murata replied back, "I don't think he is, at least with no one that I know of."

"What I don't get" Yozak spoke this time, "is what does Angel the pink bana…" Both Wolfram and Murata cut him off mid-sentence. "His name is Nigel!"

Murata and Wolfram stopped abruptly and stared at each other. 'How does he know about Nigel Dorton?' they each thought.

"Nigel?" asked an overly confused and bewildered Yozak.

"You must have heard wrong Yozak" replied Murata.

"The guy's name is Nigel Dorton," explained Wolfram and pointing his finger at Murata he added, "How do you know about Nigel Dorton?"

"I may as well ask you the same thing!" retorted Murata.

"Well I'm not telling you!"

"And neither am I!"

"What a sec!" Yozak interrupted the argument. "If the guy's name is Nigel should we not tell the rest about him?"

"NOOOO!" was replied back Murata and Wolfram in unison.

"The last thing I need is to have my meddlesome brothers bugging me about Yuuri, and Günter thinking he is Yuuri's angel when he is clearly talking about me!" Wolfram replied. Oooops! Wolfram realised that he had just let the Sage and the Spy know that he thought he was Yuuri's angel and possibly know what an angel was..

"Well, well, well. I guess a better not ask when you came to that conclusion" Murata said with a wave of the hand and continued to walk back to the dinning room.

Instead of following Murata to the dinning room, Wolfram turned right at the next corner. "The dinning room is this way," Yozak pointed out.

"I need to use the toilet" Wolfram replied.

"But we just passed them up!"

Wolfram raised an elegant eyebrow, crossed his arms, pointed his perfect nose to the side, and said, "Do you think that I, Lord Wolfram von Bielefeld the King's fiancée, would use such lowly and bleak men's toilets? That would be insulting to someone of my status. I am using our newly acquired restroom!" He then huffed and proceeded to the newly acquired restroom. Murata and Yozak looked at each other and proceeded to follow Lord Wolfram von Bielefeld the King's fiancée. Wolfram was back to his normal bratty self.

At the temple: "Well done my Great Sage!" rang through the shrine walls. Ulrike pursed her lips stopping herself from saying that everyone should know about Nigel Dorton and Jose Rodrigues. The only thing she was grateful for was that there was a person out there now who knew the truth and would protect King Yuuri's interest, heart, soul, and of course his reputation.

In the royal dinning room of the Great Demon Kingdom's Blood Pledge Castle, one Lord Conrart Weller, second son of the former 26th Maou Cecile von Spitzweg and the greatest swordsman in the world, had been reduced from his noble status to mere barman at Murata's Bar. The Great Sage had kept the patrons under control, but barman Conrart was a totally different case. He had no clue as what to serve them so Murata's Bar patrons took advantage of the situation. Gwendal decided to taste the difference among the cognac, the brandy, the Godivas, and the vodkas. Celi opted for the six of the different liqueurs. Anissina went for the different whiskies. Günter on the other hand retired the three different sherries and added the two vermouths. Once Conrart had served and observed the others selection, he made his selection of gin and whiskey. In all he had six glasses to taste from. And he had not forgotten to pour a glass of each vodka for Yozak.

The door to the dinning room opened and the three missing occupants entered. Yozak entered first fallowed by Murata and Wolfram. Yozak noticed the two glasses of vodka at his place. Wolfram noticed that the Godiva bottles had not been returned to his place. And Murata noticed, to his unprecedented amazement, that barman Conrart opened happy hour at the bar. His eyes scanned the table counting the amount of beverages that each person had. Murata had to make a sarcastic remark. "I see Conrart faired well as a bartender."

Günter quickly replied, "Yes he did."

Gwendal promptly added, "I think he missed his true calling."

Conrart smiled at the compliments and said, "Well thank you. I tried my best."

"I can tell!" Murata said with spite.

Yozak noticed that he had only two glasses whilst everyone else had five to six. "Captain, I only have two here."

"Sorry Yozak. I did not know what else you would like to try," replied Conrart. And responding to Murata`s statement he added, "I'm sure the His Highness will be happy to comply."

Murata gave Conrart the 'I will get even with you' look. "Yozak what else would you like to try?"

"How about the gin, the cognac, and a scotch whisky." Murata poured the selection of fine beverages whilst he cried to himself, 'They are going to wipe out my bar!' He handed the beverages to Yozak, and Yozak happily returned to his chair.

No one had noticed that Wolfram, despite the lack of protest that his Godiva bottles were not at his place, had returned quietly to his chair. Murata thinking that Wolfram was next to him turned looking for him, and then he noticed Wolfram sitting quietly. "Lord von Bielefeld what would you like?"

To everyone's utter amazement Wolfram replied, "Nothing really. I would like to have had some tea or better yet some hot chocolate, but there isn't any so I pass for now. Thank you."

"How about a glass of water?" asked Murata.

"Okay" answered Wolfram at the suggestion. Murata poured a glass of water and walked back to his place next to Woflram.

"I'm having some sake. Would you like some?"

Wolfram considered the sake and replied, "Maybe latter and thank you for asking."

Murata, still standing, announced, "Well this is the last page that Shibuya has written. I think that after it is read we should decided on a plan of action on how do deal with Angel, the potions, and of course the so called ladies."

"Let us not forget King Rat Saralegui and my uncle," added Wolfram.

"You are correct Lord von Bielefeld. Since we have several things to discuss I will continue with the reading" he sat down, opened the dairy, and read.

Here I am drinking a nice cup of hot chocolate. I could not find the whipped cream and I wanted some whipped cream on it. Oh, well. I can't have everything.

This is so ridiculous! My wish from a long time ago has been granted and now that I have it for a few days – I DON'T WANT IT! I wanted my bed for myself years ago and now look what happens! I have grown so use to the punching, and the kicking, and the snoring, and the WIMP being shouted, and the CHEATER being shouted between the mumbling, and that pink frilly thing, and… Damn I've grown so use to having Wolfram sleeping with me that I miss him. He's so adorable when he is completely asleep curled up into a little ball. The bed is cold, silent, and boring without him. I rather be here in my office than in my room alone.

Wolfram was blushing ear to ear. Yuuri really had to stop saying such nice things about him.

Gwendal interrupted Murata. "Wolfram, it is time for you to move out permanently from the His Majesties bedroom. He is old enough to sleep by himself."

Conrart added, "Gwendal is correct. If you are worried that he can not protect himself, I'll have two guards stationed at his door at night." He then whispered to Gwendal, "Also to prevent a certain someone from sneaking back in."

"Gwendal I am not moving out, and therefore Conrart you will not need to station two guards at OUR door!" protested an irritated Lord von Bielefeld. Really, those two brothers of his had an overly obtrusive brother complex.

Defending her youngest son Celi said, "Wolfram is not a child, and neither is Yuuri. Now you two old and antiquated men let young love flower into the wild abandonment of passion."

Conrart and Gwendal both mouthed 'Wild abandonment of passion?'

"I'm sorry Celi, but I happen to agree with Gwendal and Conrart" Günter said and added, "First they are way too young, and secondly I shudder to think what the nobles think of such… such…modernism."

"Modernism? Explain yourself!" Anissina demanded. Her blue eyes were raging with fire.

"By modernism I mean… such as… our Most Magnificent, Pure, Innocent, and Naïve Royal Majesty sleeping with Wolfram, the tricky seducer, before marriage. It is quiet disrespectful and scandalous. What kind of moral standards are they setting for the general populace?" explained Günter.

"TRICKY SEDUCER?" bellowed Wolfram. Murata and Yozak quickly held him back from throwing a fireball to Günter.

Defending Wolfram, Anissina barked, "WHAT CENTURY DO YOU LIVE IN GÜNTER? I…I… have never heard such nonsense. You are so old fashion! Get with the times Günter!"

After Anissina's last remark a full blown debate, or rather said an argument with several yells and finger pointing, ensued among the Celi, Anissina, Günter, Conrart and Gwendal. Anissina and Celi defended Wolfram and Yuuri's bedroom habits. The three men defended their position of having Wolfram immediately move out of the royal bedchamber. The argument/debate continued to include women's rights and free love rights.

Murata, Wolfram, and Yozak watched the debaters from their side of the table.

Murata asked Wolfram, "So are you going to move out?"

"What ever gave you that idea?"

"Just wondering."

"Should I interrupt them or should I let them continue arguing?" asked Yozak.

"Why do you ask?" asked Wolfram.

"Well, I don't think anyone has noticed, but the smaller of the two inventions is moving its snout thingy" Yozak pointed to 'Let-Me-Sniff-and-Find-You-Out-Kun'. Murata and Wolfram both turned their eyes in fear towards the device. The snout was moving around as if trying to sniff something out.

"Why don't we keep an eye on it for now" said Murata.

"Should we not tell Anissina?" asked Wolfram.

"As long as it is just moving its snout I don't foresee a problem. And if Lady Anissina touches it, she might turn it on completely… I don't want to know what will happen after that. Yozak keep an eye on it."

"Well do Your Highness."

The argument at the other end of the table continued for a while longer. Those involved in the argument, which topic now was exclusively about the Women's Liberation Front, were completely oblivious of 'Let-Me-Sniff-and –Find-You-Out-Kun'.

Finally the debate came to an end when Gwendal said, "I'm out of the brandy."

"Oh noooo and I'm out of sherry!" said Günter and he wiped his brow.

Murata whispered to Yozak and Wolfram, "One down four more to go." Yozak and Wolfram looked at him not believing what they just heard. In a loud voice he said, "I'll be glad to give you refills after I finish reading."

Celi frowned at the Great Sage and said, "Oh you are such a party pooper you're Your Highness!"

Murata whispered, "Correction, make that two down and three more to go." Wolfram and Yozak started to laugh. This was going to be an interesting evening.

Wolfram covered his mouth and whispered, "Air wielders can't handle their liquor. The flaky become flighty and the happy become even happier." Murata and Yozak stifled their laughs.

"May I continue?" asked Murata.

Gwendal gave a resounding and affirmative, "YES!"

Murata continued.

I have to ready my rucksack for my trip to Switzerland. I wonder what is so important that Shori needs to see me. I know - I bet that he has enlisted me into some prestigious university (please note that I use the term enlisted instead of registered). I'm really getting tired of him meddling in my affairs. If mom and dad understand my reason for not going to university then why can't he? I don't need Earth studies, what I need to do is study the culture, history, and laws of the Great Demon Kingdom. This is my home my world. Earth is my escape/vacation spot. Why can't he understand it?

"Oooooo, I had not realised that my Most Precious and Beautiful King was so interested in his tutor" Günter said as his eyes sparkled.

"Wishful thinking Günter" yelled back Wolfram. He was about to say something else but it would be useless to argue with Flighty. Instead he said, "Can you continue Your Highness."

"I'll continue" Murata said and then quickly added in a whisper, "he is a goner!"

I've just cleaned out my rucksack to have it ready for tomorrow and noticed that I still had one more of those stupid drinks hidden in it.

The room came to attention and silence, except for Günter. "Don't drink it Your Majesty!"

Murata shook his head. "I'll read this, but please no interruptions."

I thought he gave me only six, but it looks like there are seven of them. I'll go ahead and try 'Absolute Passion and Wild Succulent Berries. It is written on the label that this particular beverage is to help you increase and maintain ones stamina.

'Absolute Passion and Wild Succulent Berries' is not that bad at all. It is somewhat sweet although there is still that bitter taste to it. What makes it interesting is that it's fizzy. Not that bad.

"Oh Nooooo Your Majestyyyyyy! You should not have tried it!" Günter began to sob.

Gwendal groaned. "Would you stop your crying Günter!" he barked at the wailing man next to him.

"But now he is under the influence of the horrible Angel man!" Günter continued to cry.

"Your Highness please continue and ignore him," Gwendal said among Günter's sobs.

Several snickers were heard around the table.

Murata did as he was told as he glanced towards his right. Wolfram and Yozak were quietly laughing.

I can't wait to see my loveliest and most beautiful Angel. I miss him. I know I'll right a list down of things that I would like to do with him, then run it by him and let him choose which ones he would like to do.

At that point Wolfram's ears pricked. 'Let's see what the wimp has come up with' he thought.

Celi interrupted Murata this time around. "Wolfie dear, I want you to remember that Yuuri (hic) is under the influence of the potion. So don't become upset (hic)."

Conrart rose from the table and said, "I'll get you some water Mother."

Wolfram realised that he needed at that point to feign. He could not let anything that Yuuri said about him affect him. He had to…cry. That worked the last time. He lowered his head, sniffed, and pretended to wipe a tear away. "Don't worry Mother. I will try not to let it affect me." Sniff!

Murata and Yozak both knew at that instant that Wolfram was faking it and both of them decided to help Wolfram along. Murata patted Wolfram's back while Yozak whispered into his ear, "Keep up the show."

Conrart had poured a glass of water for his mother in the meantime and returned to his seat. All the whilst he watched how Murata and Yozak took care of his baby brother. Poor Wolfram.

"I'll continue."

Things I like to do with my Angel:

-Go to a baseball game.

-Go to the final of the American World Series final

-Go to the Nippon Final

-Eat tons of hot dogs

-Fit him into a baseball uniform

-have him learn the game (he has a pretty good arm and maybe he would be a good pitcher.)

"Is everything about baseball? Can he not be a little more original?" Wolfram scolded.

Yozak quickly whispered, "You're going to blow it."

Ooops! Wolfram quickly realised that he should be crying. "Buaaaaahaaahaaa…suits Angel right!" He leaned towards Yozak and Yozak wrapped his arms him. Yozak could feel Wolfram laughing.

"Don't cry my little Wolfie" said Celi.

Günter raised his hands to his cheeks, swayed in his chair and said," If it was me, I would not mind where…" But he was interrupted by Gwendal barking, "Günter we don't care. Now keep quiet!"

Murata shook his head. He was just going to read over comments made.

-Go to an amusement park.

-Go out on a dinner date.

-Go to the theater

-Go to an art gallery- that is something that he would like

"That sounds better," whispered Wolfram.

-Go on a picnic just the two of us. Feed him cake and watch him eat it. Place my head on his lap whilst he strokes my hair or vice a versa.

-Nibble on those beautiful and perfect earlobes.

-Ravish those intense and perfectly shaped lips.

Murata abruptly stopped reading.

Wolfram stopped breathing.

Yozak let out a whistle.

"What does it say" barked Gwendal

"Please continue to read!" Celi said cheerfully.

"Ahem" Murata cleared is throat, as he looked at all the expectant faces turned to him, with the exception of Wolfram who had his face buried in his hands. Murata continued.

-Taste the inside of his moist luscious cavern as I run my fingers through his locks.

-Slide my fingers down the nape of his neck and down his spine as I kiss and mark that sensual neck as mine.

-Make him moan with ecstasy and want no one else

Murata's eyes flew open as his glasses slid down his nose. Did he just read that correctly? 'Okay Shibuya...and they call me a pervert' thought Murata.

Wolfram hyperventilated. His manicured hands covered his tomato red face.

"I didn't know the kiddo had it in him!" yelled Yozak.

"Love does such wonders!" added Celi.

"Günter, wipe your nose!" said Anissisa.

"Uh?" replied Günter.

"You have a little nosebleed problem," Conrart said whilst tapping his own nose on the left.

"Oh dear meeeeee!" Günter wiped his nose. "How embarrassing!"

"You should get checked out Günter" barked Gwendal as he air knitted. How had he come to serve an overly hormonally charged perverted king? "Your Highness does he continue writing like that?"

"Like that? Gwenieeee… I think it is so sexy," cooed Celi.

Wolfram groaned and Conrart shook his head.

Murata read the next line to himself. He answered Gwendal's question with an, "Ummm…it says 'My Angel is here!'"

"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" All eyes turned to Murata stunned by what they had just heard.

"Don't look at me like that. I just read what it says here."

"How can Angel be there?" roared Gwendal. "Conrart! Wolfram! What kind of security do we have here?"

"What do you mean?" barked Wolfram.

"How did Angel get in the castle?"

"Well don't look at me! I was out on patrol!" snapped Wolfram. Since he had been on patrol, how did Yuuri see him in his office? What was going on?

"Conrart?"

Conrart calmly answered back, "Gwendal, I don't think Angel was here. Didn't Yuuri mention that the potions caused hallucinations? And also, he just drank one."

"After all we have heard, I believe he is hallucinating Angel," stated Anissina.

"Oh My Majesty...(sniff)…I told you not to drink that potion" Günter said sobbing and bleeding onto his handkerchief.

"I happen to agree with Anissina" said Wolfram. "It explains why he thinks he is seeing Angel." What Wolfram truly thought was, 'No it really does not explain why he sees me. What the hell is going on? How can he see me? Maybe he is daydreaming from lack of sleep. That has to be it!'

"I happen to agree with them also" added Murata. What Murata really thought was, 'Can someone please explain to me how he can see Wolf…errrr…Angel? Could we be wrong and that he is truly under some stupid spell? That's impossible. Well with Shibuya nothing is impossible. Could it be that he is daydreaming?"

Anissina then came up with a brilliant idea and said, "I think it is best that His Highness continues to read and therefore see what effects this particular potion has. By knowing the different effects I may be able to determine what other ingredients have been used."

Günter added between sobs, "Therefore you may be able come up with an antidote."

"Correct!"

Gwendal took into consideration what was said. "Your Highness please continue to read."

Murata took a long sip of sake. He felt that he was going to need it.

My angel is here! And he is wearing nothing but a white and gold trimmed robe, which is tied on the back, and a loose gold belt. He looks so beautiful. He is glowing like a sun. He is smiling and walking towards me leaving stars in his wake. I wonder what he wants or why is he here? He's looking at me with a very strange but yet very pleasing look.

Anissina interrupted. "Did he just say glowing like the sun? Stars in his wake?"

"Yes" responded Murata.

"Mmmm, interesting. Please continue."

Meanwhile Wolfram was hiding his face in the palms of his hands and thinking, 'This does not look good. Why does everyone have to hear this?'

He's just grabbed my armchair by its arms and turned it towards him. Yeah, he just dissolved the arms off my armchair.

"I believe that confirms that he is hallucinating. No one can dissolve arms off a chair."

"Very well then, we'll come to the conclusion that he is hallucinating," asserted Gwendal. "Please continue."

'Well' thought Wolfram, "at least they think he's hallucinating."

I wonder why he's undoing the back tie of his robe. I have to add that he is doing this very slowlyyyyyy with a very naughty look on his face. Now he's loosened his belt and it falls on the floor. Why has he done that?

"WHAAAAT!" yelled Wolfram. "THE WIMP BETTER NOT BE DAYDRRR…HALLUCINATING THAT I-AYYY…ANGEL IS STRIPPING?"

('Let-Me-Sniff-and –Find-You-Out-Kun' moved a leg.)

Yozak to his side was laughing and thought, 'It most certainly sounded that way.'

Conrart and Gwendal at this point did not know what to think.

Günter was sobbing.

Anissina was taking mental notes.

And Celi said, "Sit down Wolfram. Let the handsome Sage read and then we'll know if Angel is stripping or not! He just dropped his belt. Anyone can drop a belt."

Wolfram blinked at his mother in disbelief.

Murata did not know what to say. Should he continue to read? Maybe he should ask the person that this was going to affect the most. He tapped Wolfram on the shoulder. "Should I continue?"

Celi answered for him. "Of course you should continue."

No one else said anything.

Murata continued.

He is saying something but I can't make it out. I love it when he tilts his head the way he has just did. He just huffed at me! Well if he spoke clearly I would understand what he wants. Oooooooh! He is sliding off the robe from his shoulders. The robe is now slowly falling to the floor revealing his, his, his, glorious body very slowly.

"STOP! THAT IS IT!" screamed Wolfram at the top of his lungs. "YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY MORE!"

(The snout moved and a claw pinched.)

"I need to know what type of hallucination he is having!" snapped Anissina.

"Anissina is right! You should not stop reading Your Highness. ," said Celi supporting her friend. "Gwendal, Conrart what do you think? And Wolfie dear sit down since this has nothing to do with you!" she added bluntly.

Wolfram looked at his mother in disbelief. How could she say something like that when it did have something to do with him after all? He was about to make his point when Murata whispered, "Your not Angel, remember?" Wolfram bit his tongue and concluded that for now he would keep quiet.

Gwendal and Conrart were in a slight shock. They both wondered what kind of potion caused that particular type of hallucination and where they could get some. At the same time both brothers picked up a drink and flushed it down their individual throats.

Yozak was of course no help at all. He stuffed a fist in his mouth in order to stop laughing. The kiddo was having a wet daydream about his fiancée. This was too good to be true! And, what would happen of the two brothers found out?

Günter, who no one bothered to take notice, was at the point of having a major nosebleed.

Murata, looking around the table, did not know if he should continue to read for the sake of an imaginary antidote, or should he stop reading for the sake of Wolfram. He decided what to do. "Listen up! This is what I will do," he announced obtaining everyone's attention. "If a part becomes too embarrassing to read" he really wanted to say 'x-rated', "then I will skip said part and continue to a not so embarrassing part." What he meant was he would jump or any sexually explicit and implicit details and keep those (for latter teasing) to himself.

"I have one more thing to say" Wolfram said, "I will read along with His Highness and make sure that he skips over any inappropriate part. This I say as the King's personal bodyguard and soldier, and not as his fiancée. I must protect the King's interest and I will!"

"If everyone agrees, then I will continue reading" Murata said.

"NO!" bellowed Gwendal. He had kept quite far too long. "Wolfram is correct. We do need to protect His Majesty's interest at all cost. Therefore Mother, Anissina, Günter, and Yozak please leave the room."

"I refuse to leave. What right does it give you four to hear what as been written?" asked Anissina. "I, as a scientist…"

"QUIET!" Gwendal roared. "I am His Majesty's second in command. His Highness is his Sage and the person who has known him the longest. Besides he is also his best friend and a representative from the world he is from. Conrart is his Godfather, and Wolfram is his fiancée and therefore future husband."

Wolfram was surprised at Gwendal's remake. When had Gwendal taken into consideration that he, Wolfram, was Yuuri's fiancée?

At the Great One's Temple: "Add me to that list since I am the one who made him King!" Shinou said.

Ulrike shook her head. "I don't believe we should listen in."

Shinou looked at her in agreement. "Ulrike, you are correct. YOU should not listen in." Ulrike sighed in relief then realised what he had just said. "You may leave now," added Shinou "and if I need you, I'll call for you." She could not believe it and stormed out of the shrine.

"I agree with Gwendal," said Conrart. "The four of us…"

"What about me? I'm his tutor and advisor!" cried Günter. Every head turned to Günter. He was swaying side to side in his chair. He was beyond his usual paleness and therefore, as Gwendal thought, was in no state to hear any more perversity coming from Yuuri. The man was on the verge of a nosebleed crisis. "Yozak, take Günter to the men's room and stop that nosebleed! Mother please help Yozak with Günter and Anissina as a scientist you can help also. Maybe you can invent something to stop nosebleeds!"

Anissina made a mental note to invent something for nosebleeds, and she had the perfect test subject – Günter!

Yozak went over to Günter and helped him off his chair. "Why don't we go and take care of that little nosebleed?" he said to Günter. Günter somehow, beyond anyone's comprehension, said, "Yes, Yes your right. Lead the way oh so handsome Sir Spy." Yozak did not know what to make out of that comment. Was it the lose of blood or the sherries talking?

Celi came around the table and placed an arm around Günter. "Yozak, I'll help you with him."

And so, Yozak, Günter, Celi, and a not to happy Anissina left the dinning room.

"You may continue to read," said Gwendal.

"Wait!" Wolfram said quickly. He had to stop Murata from reading any further. He could not let his brothers hear what Yuuri had written. "I…I…I…"

"You what Wolfram," asked Gwendal.

Wolfram lowered his head in defeat. He could argue with his older brothers all he wanted, but in the end he would come out losing. "You win. Not matter what I say… it's not going to change anything. But there is one thing I will say: If Yuuri ever finds out that we read his diary, you may as well prepare my grave and tombstone. I don't think he'll ever forgive me for letting this particular page be read."

A shot of guilt went through the hearts of Gwendal and Conrart. Conrart spoke up "If he ever finds out that we read his diary, I will make sure to tell him that we skipped over this particular part."

"And I will take the blame for letting it go this far" added Gwendal.

Murata, after listening to what the three brothers said, closed his eyes and pondered on the question: To read or not to read? He was beginning to feel guilty also. He made his choice and closed the diary with a thump. "I'm not going to read it." He could not read it. His friendship with Shibuya and Wolfram meant more than reading the stupid diary.

Wolfram let out a sigh of relief. Conrart and Gwendal nodded in agreement. BUT, the fly that had kept itself behind the scene buzzed into life. It flew around Murata's head in anger. Murata tried to shoo it way with his flapping hands, but the fly kept coming back for more. It dive bombed itself several times onto Murata's face. "STOP IT SHINOU!" he finally screamed.

The three brothers in unison said "SHINOU?"

"Aaaaaa… Yes Shinou. He has been bugging us all day" explained Murata. Well he let the dragon out of the bag, so he might as well come clean.

"He's bugged us?" ask Conrart.

"He's been using the fly as a transmitter. He's watched and heard everything today."

"Bugged us? Transmitter?" asked Gwendal. He did not understand what bugging or transmitter meant.

"It's Earth terminology," explained Wolfram. "He has used the fly to watch and listen to us. Let me guess Ulrike's globe is the receiver?"

"Correct!"

"So what does the Great One want?" asked Gwendal as he watched the fly fly repetitive pattern.

Murata watched it and said, "R – E – A - D – I – T - ! READ IT!"

Multiple groans resounded in the room. There was one thing that was a set standard/rule in the Great Demon Kingdom, that one thing that could never to be changed by any Maou, that one thing that was engraved in the mind, heart, and soul of every demon. That one thing was: Never, ever disobey The Great One's Command!

Murata slowly opened the diary and said to the fly "Fine! But I do this under protest! If Shibuya ever finds out that we read this page, I swear I won't stop him from having a little chat with you. I will make sure that he knows that YOU made me read this page!" The fly flew around the room contently.

Murata whispered to Wolfram "I'm sorry."

Wolfram shrugged his shoulder. There was nothing he could do now.

Murata began to read.

It is sliding down his torso, to his hips, down those perfect legs, and pooling around his sensuous bare feet. Why did he do that? Why should I care? He is a sight to behold.

The room is getting warm.

He is completely naked except for the Great Demon Kingdom's standard underwear and it is made out of gold. He is stepping closer to me. I can't look at him because if I do the room is going to get really hot.

What the h…He's taken my hands into his a placed them along his slender waist and now is pushing them down towards his hips, down to the ties of his underwear. His skin is so soft. I wonder what he wants me to do. Oh, oh, I think he wants me to undo the ties of the golden undies.

I can't do it! No! No! No! He brings his hand to my chin and gently pushes it up so I now have to face him. Crap! His [green] eyes are staring right into my heart and soul as his face approaches mine. He is whispering in my ear, "Untie them so I can take us to heaven."

"You can take me?"

"Yes, you only have to untie them."

"Is that all I have to do?"

"Yes, and then I'll show you the stars in the heavens."

I guess I can do that. I untie one and his underwear hangs off the other tie and his precious lump in the middle. I can't take my eyes off the precious. Why can't I take my eyes off it? I don't want to take my eyes off it, that's why. I undo the other tie. The gold cloth falls away from his naked body. It's beautiful. It's so enticing. I want to touch it. His porcelain skin is shining with stars: so beautiful. I wonder if he'll let me taste him. I think he knows what I want to do because he just said, "Touch it. I know you want too, but you can't kiss it."

"Why can't I kiss it?" I touch him gently.

"Because, your lips belong on mine!"

"Ah" he begins to lean down and gently brushes his lips against mine. He parts my lips with his sweet tongue and strokes my teeth with it. I can't say no anymore. I have to let him in. Ah, he's exploring my mouth. It feels so good. He is causing me to stroke him faster and I have to touch his perfect globes. They are so soft. His tongue is so sweet. I want more. I can feel his hands doing something along my chest. What is he doing? He's undoing my belt. I think he is reading my mind. He is stroking me through my clothes. Damn, my pants are so tight. Oh Yes, More! He's undone me pants. I left my hips up so he can pull my pants and undies down. Ah, Slugger is free!

"Slugger?" questioned Gwendal and Wolfram as Conrart let out a howling laugh.

"He…he… he…calls it SLUGGERRRRR! Hahahahahaaha… That is so Yuuri!" Conrart could not stop laughing. Of all the names Yuuri could call his personal appendage he had to call it Slugger. Murata at first did not catch on, but when Conrart said it was so Yuuri he finally understood. He too started to laugh.

"What so funny Weller?" asked Wolfram annoyed. Not only did two over protective brothers, a perverted Great Sage, and the Great Kinky One have to listen to Yuuri's wet daydream about him, but they had to hear what Yuuri called his thingy! "What is so funny about calling the…that…his…" he could not bring himself to say it, "a…a…slug?"

Gwendal was confused himself. "Wolfram has a point. What is so amusing about a slug? Actually it's quite disgusting."

"Not slug, but Slugger" laughed Conrart.

Murata explained to the two bewildered brothers. "Slugger is a baseball term used for the player who hits the ball hard and makes a lot of HOMERUNS."

Gwendal just had to comment, "So heee…hahahahah… he believes he can hit a lot of homeruns!" Conrart was right. The name was so Yuuri. "Hahahahahahahah…"

Wolfram could not understand how Yuuri could name his...item such a plebeian name and he voiced his opinion by saying, "I can not believe that Yuuri our King named his private a baseball term. If he is going to name it, he should name it Ludwig, Maximilian or at least something majestic befitting his status."

Murata, Gwendal, and Conrat looked at Wolfram in disbelief. They could not belief prudish Wolfram could come up with regal names for male appendages.

Murata looked at the diary a continued where he left off.

Oh, my! He is touching me with his delicate fingers. He's stopped kissing me. Oh No, he is slowing licking his way down my bare chest. So that is what he was doing. He undid the buttons to my jacket and shirt. Oooooh! He is biting my left nipple whilst massaging the right and it feels so good. His right hand is working my erection. He's moving away from my chest and going down. OH SHIT! He is kissing and sucking my length. He is licking me up and down the entire length. My body is becoming numb. I am becoming so hard. Aaaaaahhhh… he has engulfed my into his mouth and now is bobbing his head up and down whilst pulling and sucking. He is teasing my testicles with his slender fingers. My heart is going to explode. My hands are on his head. His hair is made out of fine silk. I pull his hair gently; letting him know how good he is making me feel. He has me all the way in his mouth. He's going to make me come. My erection is so wet and slick.

Murata loosened his collar.

Gwendal's left eye twitched.

Conrart blinked slowly and his mouth was wide open.

Wolfram hid his face in his palms from embarrassment, or so thought the others.

He's stop. He just pulled my legs so that I'm slumped in the chair. His length is at my eyelevel. It is so glorious and inciting that I want it.

"And now my love, I am going to take you to paradise."

All I can say is, "Uh?" as he straddles me. He takes my length into his hand and… He better not be doing what I think he is going to do. "Stop! It's going to hurt you." I bring my hands on his waist to stop him.

"I'm your Angel so it will not hurt at all."

Wolfram's heart was pounding. The other two brothers were left speechless.

He is positioning me near his glorious entrance. Slowly, very slowly I feel myself encased between his globes. I help him lower himself slowly. I can feel my tip touching his entrance. And ever so slowly I begin to enter his gloriousness. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! He is so tight and so warm. His walls tighten around my flesh. The room is so hot that I am sweating.

Murata stopped reading and drank a shot of sake. Wolfram grabbed a sake cup and a bottle and poured himself one also. Conrart and Gwendal were going through the remainder of their drinks.

He wraps his arms around my neck, and begins to kiss me. I can't help it. I have to thrust into him. I have to take him. I have to have him. I hug him tightly to me as I thrust into him. My blood is racing through my body. I can hear my heart pounding in my ears. I can feel the heat emanating through our skin. He is moaning softly into my ear. I am so lost. Is this paradise? It must be. I can feel his erection sliding up and down my torso as I thrust deep inside him. He is yelling, "Yes! Deeper! Yuu…Yuuri!

"As you command my love!"

I must thrust deeper and harder. It is his wish. I can feel the soft spot in him. I have to rub it, push against it. Make him scream my name. He is thrusting himself onto me. His back is arcing as he rides me and I push into him as far a possible over and over again. I…he is tightening around me.

"YUURIIIIIIIIIIII!" He is realesing. I must not wimp out. Must….OooooooooooooooooooooooH!

"I LOVE YOU!" This must be heaven and paradise. I can feel my blood boiling, my body numb, I release into him. I'm pulsating into him. I thrust again. I don't want it to end. I am holding onto him for dear life. I don't want to lose this feeling. I want him. I want him to know that he is my essence of life. He is my meaning. He is my ecstasy. Nothing exists without him. He is my heaven and my paradise.

He is pulling away from me. He's moving away. "Where are you go….

OH FOR SHINOU'S SAKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THAT!

Murata stopped reading when he realised that Yuuri had finished his little fantasy.

"What happened?" asked Wolfram coming out of his trance.

"He must have fallen asleep, and when he woke up he must have realised what he wrote. I'm guessing," replied Murata.

Conrart was still speechless. What ever happened to that naïve and innocent 15 year old boy?

Gwendal only thought was, 'Thank Shinou that the pervert is thinking about Angel and not Wolfram' and started to air knit.

'I'll…ummm…finish up," said Murata

What in the world ever made me write that? I am so tempted in just tearing this page out, but if I do the diary will fall apart. I have to find out what in the world made me write such a thing. Damn! Jeez, I have to finish packing. I'll deal with this page when I get back. No one is going to read it right? I need to pack Gwendal's finest so they won't break along the way. Bob is surely going to like them.

"That is it for the diary, and may I say he finished it with a bang" Murata said.

"I need a drink" Wolfram said. What he really wanted to say was that he needed a cold shower. His eyes flew open when he thought about the cold shower. Yuuri had a cold shower every morning for the past few months. Yuuri was having wet dreams about him! Wolfram covered his face smiling demonically. 'Well Your Majesty how would you like to have your dreams come true? Say tomorrow night? You're mine!' he thought to himself as he hid his lusty smile.

"What does he mean by Gwendal's finest?" asked Gwendal.

[ ] – Omitted by Murata. I did not want to give any clues to the two over protctive brothers.

I would like to thank everyone for their valuable comments. The majority of the votes where for M rating. I did keep in consideration those who wanted me to keep it T rating. But as many of you pointed out, Yuuri is now 18 years old. He is no longer that 15 year old kid.

Also, I managed to find the first two volumes of the novel. I realised that Yuuri was not that innocent in the second volume. He actually has a wandering eye! Ahem...

This is actually the fourth re-write of this chapter. Initially it was a list of things that Yuuri wanted to do to Angel and vice a versa. But, I found that it was not in Yuuri's character to be so blunt. Then it was a poem. That was so un-Yuuri. Then it was a mixture of the two and still very un-yuurish. Finally...Shori placed an expired energy drink in Yuuri's bag. And of course Yuuri is so trusting of his brother that he drinks it. Now that is Yuuri!

Thank you everyone for your kind reviews, and I hope you have enjoyed this chapter.
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