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Hell Hath No Fury Like Jessie Scorned	By : Hesukristo Category: Pokemon > General Views: 2373 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Hell Hath No Fury Like Jessie Scorned
- 1
When the Team Rocket duo Jessie and James first encountered the Weepinbell, they didn't expect that it would irreversibly change their lives. That was, until James approached the plant Pokemon for a closer look. One look into its cute black eyes and juicy full-lipped mouth, and James knew that his heart was lost to it forever.

Fortunately for him, Weepinbell felt the same way. For the first time in their lives, James and Weepinbell had found true love. "My soulmate," James murmured, as he carried the Pokemon into his arms, "for once in my life, I have found someone who is perfect for me." The Weepinbell blushed.

"And what about me? Just what the hell are you doing?"

Unfortunately for them, Jessie was witness to this exchange -- Jessie, whom James had married only a couple of days ago, and who was on a blissful honeymoon with him in the Sevii Islands when they had found the Weepinbell.

"Well? Answer me, James!"

James did not react. It was as though he did not hear Jessie. At first, Jessie thought that the Weepinbell had put him into some sort of a trance, so she grabbed her husband by the collar of his shirt, and shook him, slapped him, and searched his eyes for a mindless gaze. ("Wake the fuck up, goddammit!" she screamed into his face.) But James wasn't dazed, and he became cross with his wife.

"Unhand me, you foul witch!" and he shoved her back. He then shielded the Weepinbell with his body, and glared at his wife like a mother panther protecting its cub from a predator. Jessie reeled back, her eyes flooding with tears, knowing that the battle was lost.

When she had distanced herself, James looked back at the Weepinbell and gave it his gentlest smile. Tenderly, he stroked its face with the back of his hand. Weepinbell cooed. It pursed its mouth to form a tight pucker. James felt the heat increase on his cheeks (and on other parts as well). He pressed his lips upon the Weepinbell's, which were wonderfully soft. Tasting the sweet delicious juices of the pitcher plant, he pushed his tongue into its mouth, and explored for more. Weepinbell squealed.

"Did I hurt you?" James asked after pulling away. Weepinbell shook its head vigorously, and brought itself closer to James, urging him to kiss it again.

James obliged. He closed his eyes and plunged once again into the addicting juiciness of the plant Pokemon. Opening his eyes to examine it better, James found that what was its mouth multi-functioned as a vagina and an anus as well. The thought of having stuck his tongue into this Weepinbell's vagina and anus inflamed the passions within him further.

"Come," he said, as he carried the Weepinbell with his arm and his rock-hard penis, "let us take this to another place."

Jessie watched as James left for the jungle with his new lover. She was sad... and then, she was furious.

She vowed that she would have her revenge. Oh yes, she would have her revenge...

Meanwhile, James' trysts with the Weepinbell continued. He seemed to have forgotten about his honeymoon with his wife. Jessie did not mind; her husband's distraction with that Pokemon slut meant that she had more time to make her plans...

Then it was the final evening of their honeymoon. James decided that he would take Weepinbell home with him. He did not care for Jessie anymore; all he thought of was a future with Weepinbell -- building a home, sharing blissful moments and growing old together. He even played with the fantasy of having children with it, but, knowing that this was impossible, wholeheartedly accepted that he would never have biological children with his one true love.

"Still," he said, as he embraced the Weepinbell with his naked body, "as long as I am with you, I am content. Children or no children, let us be happy together, okay?" Weepinbell blushed, grinning with its eyes.

James felt his cock lengthen and harden. He gave Weepinbell a soft nudge down to his crotch. Weepinbell needed no further prodding; it knew what it had, and wanted, to do. It enveloped the tip of his cock with its blister-soft lips, wetting its mouth (and vagina and anus) with its sticky juices. Awash with warm and moist pleasure, James loudly moaned.

Encouraged by his sexual sounds, Weepinbell pushed itself further down on James' cock until its lips mingled with his pubic hair. A tendril shot out of the base of its pitcher, going straight for the hole at the tip of his penis and into his urethra. It was the greatest pleasure James had ever felt. The wet walls of the pitcher plant stroked his penis from the outside, while the tendril massaged his penis from the inside. James felt his orgasm approaching nearer and nearer; but, wishing to experience even greater pleasure, decided to gather it for one big bang later. He patted the Weepinbell's head. Weepinbell understood the signal and slowed down.

Suddenly, the door slammed open. James and Weepinbell looked up to see the intruder. Unsurprisingly, it was Jessie.

"What the hell do you want?" James yelled. "Can't you see we're busy?"

Jessie glanced at her husband, and then at his plant Pokemon lover, which had looked down to avoid her fiery eyes. It had not taken James' cock out of its mouth, and was still, evidently, from the rippling on its body, stimulating him. (That thick-faced whore, she thought.) Jessie grumbled, breathed in, and tried to maintain an outwardly cool demeanor.

"I've come here to make peace," she said, "and wish you well. Here," tossing a small fist-sized package at James, "I've brought a gift. Have a nice life," and slammed the door on her way out.

"Stupid bitch," James muttered. "I'm glad that's over." He stroked Weepinbell's head. "She's right; we're gonna have a great life together. Now, let's see what she brought for us." While Weepinbell continued to suck on his cock, he carelessly opened the ribbon-bound package, and found--

"Green glitter? What is this crap?" The glitter scattered all over the bed, and on James' and Weepinbell's bodies. "Must be some kind of joke, and-- oh my God! Weepinbell!"

The plant Pokemon cried out. It was shining in bright light, and growing larger... heavier...

And then, a sharp pain stabbed into his crotch. James let out a bloodcurdling scream. He felt a warm liquid ooze down his hips, staining the sheets bright-red. He looked down at his groin, only to find in horror the tattered flesh where his penis used to be. He turned to Weepinbell for answers and comfort-- except, there was no Weepinbell now. In its place was a larger, fiercer-looking pitcher plant, its lips and sharp teeth stained with his flesh and blood.

From outside, Jessie's laughter exploded into the room. James looked at his hand covered in green glitter, and gasped.

"Pulverized leaf stone," he hissed. "I should have known."

Jessie barged into the room. She smugly sneered at her suffering husband, and at the creature who now had his penis buried in its belly.

"Now, you have nothing to be proud of!" she cackled. "Without your penis, that wretched Pokemon slut will leave you now! And nobody will love you, ever again! Hahaha haha!"

As her laughter echoed throughout the room, James yelled, "If only you had given me a blowjob like you're supposed to, then none of this would have happened! Fuckin' prude!"

"Well, it's too late for that now." Jessie's voice was full of bitterness. With one more harsh glance at the pair, she burst out of the room, leaving her husband to his fate.

James glanced up; in his heart, he was still looking for Weepinbell. The Victreebel in its stead now gave him unpleasant shivers. Its horrid countenance was far from that of the cute Pokemon he had fallen in love with. And yet, when he gazed into its eyes, he saw the same black eyes that had captured his heart. Despite its different appearance, this was the same Pokemon, no doubt. The Victreebel snuggled to him, rubbing its leaves at the palm of his hand. Tears flowed from its eyes as it gazed back at him, obviously repentant for having eaten his cock.

"It's not your fault," he whispered. And he and Victreebel embraced each other, and cried together.

The next morning, James and the Victreebel went back to Kanto mainland. Jessie had taken an earlier flight, but wasn't in the marital mansion when they arrived; all they found was her handwritten note.

Dear James,

I've already accepted that I'm not the one for you. I'm leaving; I'm moving on. I wish you and Victreebel all the happiness in the world (I mean it now!).

If you still want to see me, I'll just be at the Team Rocket HQ.

By the way, I'm so sorry for cutting off your dick. Please forgive me. Let's be friends again, okay?

Love, Jessie

James left Victreebel at home to recuperate from the journey, and ran to the Team Rocket HQ. He found Jessie in her usual jovial self again. Their eyes met; they ran to each other and hugged. And Jessie said, "I'm sorry... I'm so very sorry..."

"Me too, sweetheart. Me too." James brought himself even closer to his wife, and kissed her.

So Jessie apologized, James accepted the apology, and everything went back to normal -- fun, adventure, teasing and laughter. Or so it appeared.

Although she didn't show it, Jessie kinda felt bad about cutting off James' dick. And, of course, James was still mourning over his lost penis. Jessie decided that she would make up for it. James' birthday was coming in two weeks; there, she would give him the best birthday present ever.

"I'll cook your birthday meals!" she chirped at James at breakfast the next morning. "By the way, where's Victreebel?"

"I've let it go," he replied, forcing a smile and struggling not to cry. "It's the right thing to do."

After making up with Jessie, James had run back home. Victreebel was waiting for him in the living room, evidently excited to be reunited with its lover. Yet, one look, and somehow, it knew, that they were about to part ways forever. Victreebel sat frozen where it was, as James took its vines into his hands.

"My darling," James sputtered, for his eyes and his throat were filling with tears. "I-- I--"

Victreebel gently pulled its vines away from his hands. It managed a smile, then shook its head. James understood.

"If only I were born a Bellsprout, then you and I can be together!" He grabbed his family portrait. "I curse the day I was born a human!" and smashed it to the ground.

James sighed. "But... fate is so cruel. Reality is so different from what we want. We can only accept it, and make the best of it. Even if it means... making sacrifices. Doing things that we don't want to." His hands curled into a fist on the floor, not minding the shards of glass that cut into his skin. "I had been a horrible husband to Jessie. I had wronged her. It took drastic measures from her to wake me from my delusions. I owe her that much. For the rest of my life, I will be a good husband to her. I promise," he cried, more to himself than to Victreebel.

Victreebel's eyes welled up with tears. It was sad, and happy at the same time. It agreed that James was doing the right thing.

Struggling a grin, he added, "At least a part of me will always be with you. So come," as he took the Victreebel in his arms, "I'll take you somewhere you'll really belong."

It took plenty of evidence and persuasion to convince Professor Oak that this wasn't a trap, but James finally got to leave his beloved Victreebel in his care. There were several other Weepinbell and Victreebel at the Oak laboratory, so Victreebel was sure to find company, and maybe even a mate. James never looked back as he walked out of the laboratory, for he feared that if he did, he would be dragged back to his affair.

Jessie and James worked hard to mend their marriage. Jessie did her best to be nice, and James did his best to put Victreebel out of his mind. Then one morning, James woke up to a delicious smell. He rubbed his eyes to see Jessie, screaming,

"Happy birthday!"

Of course it was his birthday. How could he have forgotten? He found a tower of his favorite pancakes at his bedside. Jessie helped him sit up, sliced the pancakes, and, forking a large piece, nearly shoved it at his mouth. "Open wide," she said cheerfully. There was an odd twinkle in her voice.

James took the fork and knife from Jessie's hands, and devoured the pancakes in one minute. "Thank you," he whispered to his wife. "It's delicious." No sooner had he said it did he feel light-headed. He had not even begun to wonder why when he fell into a deep sleep, into Jessie's arms.

"I'll make everything better, my love," she murmured into his ear. "I promise." She carefully lay her husband onto the bed. She then unlocked a nearby drawer, and laid out her tools...

Hours later, James awoke. Jessie was lying asleep beside him. She was naked. And so was he. He pulled down the blankets covering him to reveal--

"Oh, Jessie! My sweet Jessie! I'm so lucky to have you!" He danced around the room; he was ecstatic, for he had received the greatest gift of all: a brand-new penis. It was large, and stiff, and purple. Ten inches long, it was 66% longer than his original six-inch cock. He smiled down at his sleeping wife, sure that she had done it. But, how did she do it? he wondered. Knowing that to wake a sleeping Jessie was to inspire her volcanic wrath, he decided to conduct his own investigations.

It didn't take him long to find answers. He checked the bedside drawer, and found a bloody knife, a sewing kit, and a Pokeball. The Pokeball was marked, "Seviper." James imagined what had happened during the day: Jessie summoning Seviper, cutting off its tail, carving it, and sewing it onto his groin.

James bent down to kiss his wife, feeling -- for the first time since the Weepinbell affair -- very happy to be married to her. Nine months later, Jessie would give birth to their only child, a half-serpent, half-human hybrid whom they would name Giovanni. He would be the apple of their eyes.

And they would all live happily ever after.

THE END
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