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My Hero Yaribu!	By : Fullmetal_Masochist Category: -Misc Anime > Crossovers Views: 1363 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia or any of the characters from it. I do not own Yarichin Bitch Club or any of the characters from it. No profit is being made from this story.

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Toono stood at the door of his new club room. He didn’t plan on joining any extracurriculars since arriving at Mori Mori Academy but was told it was a requirement. He felt fortunate that he’d been accepted to Mori after his other choices had rejected him. Not having a quirk made it difficult to get into any of the main hero academies. His dream had nearly been cut short if it hadn’t been for a unique meeting with one of the teachers.
Last Month:
"There's nothing wrong with applying to one of the general education schools, Toono. I know you wanted to be a hero, but there are other ways to be a positive influence on society!" His teacher didn’t even attempt to sound positive about the situation as he informed Toono that none of his choices for high schools had accepted him.
It wasn't like he hadn't heard this before. He had held onto the dream of becoming a hero for so long, but perhaps it was time to face reality. He had until the end of the week to choose a different school, so he had some hard decisions to make. Lost in such depressing thoughts, he didn't notice the person in front of him until he smacked into him, knocking them both to the ground.
"Oww, gotta watch where you're walking there, buddy!" said the man with messy mop of green hair and a smile that stretched just a little too far across his face. "Hey, you didn't hurt yourself, did you champ?"
"No, I'm fine. I apologize for bumping into you, sir," Toono replied with a deep sigh.
"You don't seem fine. What's got you down? Maybe I can be of some help. That's what heroes are for, right?"
Great, like I needed salt rubbed into this open wound... Toono shook his head, "It's nothing that can be helped. Not unless you have a spare quirk hanging around. I appreciate the concern though," he said as he stood up and wiped the dirt off the seat of his pants.
"Spare quirk? You don't have one?"
Toono wasn't in the mood to have this conversation again. He kept his answers short, "No, I don't. Good evening." But as he turned to walk away, the man grabbed the cuff of his jacket and held him still.
"You want one?" The man smiled at Toono, his toothy grin too awkward to be fake.
"Who are you anyway?"
The stranger took Toono's hand in his and gave him a firm shake. "The name's All Night, it's nice to meet you, kiddo!"
"Umm, don't you mean 'All Might?'"
"Shh, you trying to get us sued? I'm All Night, okay? Totally different innuendo. Anyway, I happen to have a unique quirk. It allows me to bestow a random quirk onto those who are born quirkless. Couldn’t tell you what kind of ability you'd develop, but if you really want to change, this could be the catalyst you need to do so."
Toono contemplated the offer while getting a closer look at All Night. There was something about him that was familiar. He’d spent a lot of time reading bios on all the major pro-heroes, and for some reason this guy was making him feel some serious déjà vu.
"If it helps with your decision, I'm also a teacher part-time when I'm not out doing hero work."
A teacher? Wait, I recognize him now!
“You— you’re Deku! The guy that defeated All For One ten years ago! After that battle you just vanished, what happened to you?” Toono couldn’t believe it. Deku had been one of his idols when he was growing up. His sudden disappearance had upset him greatly when he was a kid.
“Well, what they didn’t mention in all the news of that fight was the fact that our quirks fused together somehow. Once I beat him, I was left with a lot of random quirks at my disposal, and the ability to give them out. None of that is public knowledge, of course. I’d never have time to myself if it was discovered what I could do!”
“I understand that, but it doesn’t explain why you changed your name and profession. What have you been doing the last ten years? Getting your teaching degree?”
“Nah, mostly porn. Hero kinks are a big money maker, and honestly, once you defeat the strongest villain in the world, it’s tough trying to get that high of a thrill again. Mixed in among one of All For One’s quirks was one that boosted sex drive. I took full advantage of that one and kept it for myself. Shame the old guy didn’t put it to better use, he may not have been such an angry asshole otherwise. I did eventually get out of the industry and get my degree though, so it’s not like I’m acting the part of a teacher!”
Toono felt like his entire childhood worshipping the person in front of him had been a lie. His idol had gone from the top hero, to a sex-crazed porn star. This is why they say you should never meet your heroes, isn’t it?
All Night noticed the pin on Toono's uniform that designated him a fourth-year at his school. "Have you been accepted into a high school yet?"
"No, none of the ones I chose would take me without a quirk."
“I could get you enrolled at my school. It's a unique academy that has a high rate of success with graduates finding jobs in hero agencies all over the country! So, what do you say, do you want to make a change?"
Toono's dream of being a hero didn't have to be crushed. Despite his odd behavior, All Night sounded like he genuinely wanted to help.
"Yeah, so what do I have to do to get this quirk?"
All Night shoved his hand deep into his pocket and fiddled around until he pulled it back out. Pinching his thumb and forefingers together, he presented him with what he'd found.
"You'll have to digest some of my DNA, so this hair will suffice."
"You want me... to eat... a hair?"
"Well, there are bodily fluids you could ingest if the hair is too much for you to handle."
Toono quickly answered back while swiping the hair from All Night's fingers. "That won't be necessary, this is fine!"
He closed his eyes tight and slipped the hair into his mouth and quickly swallowed. It caught against the back of his throat on the way down, making him cough on reflex. It seemed thicker than a normal hair would be. "Where’d you get that hair from anyway?"
"Ehh, just a pube. The hole in my pocket makes it sooo convenient to get to my dick. Adjusting your junk in times of need is a necessity when it comes to being a hero, remember that. Anyway, I'll tell you a little more about my quirk now that you've taken in my DNA. I personally call it 'STD', and just like I said, it will give you a random quirk, usually within a week...”
Toono, who had just been made consciously aware of the fact that he swallowed this man's pubic hair, slowly faded out of existence. Because he was just done with life for the day. He heard All Night mention an STD but by then he was out cold.
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