The Lazy Princess and the Angry Priestess

The afternoon sunlight filtered through Rei's bedroom curtains, casting warm stripes across the tangled sheets where two Sailor Guardians were currently engaged in very un-heroic activities.

"Why do I always have to do everything while you just lie there?!" Rei Hino snarled, her long black hair whipping around her flushed face as she gripped Usagi's hips with trembling fingers. The raven-haired priestess was positioned behind the blonde, her red top with its scandalous keyhole cutout doing absolutely nothing to hide how heaving her chest had become. Beads of sweat trickled down her temples as she snapped her hips forward, burying her thick, throbbing girlcock deep into Usagi's waiting heat with a wet slap.

Usagi Tsukino—Sailor Moon herself, defender of love and justice—currently had her cheek pressed against the mattress, her pink sweater bunched up around her waist, her black skirt flipped up to expose her round, jiggling ass. And yet, despite being impaled by eight inches of angry shrine maiden dick, she looked approximately as concerned as a cat napping in a sunbeam.

"Oh, is it in already?" Usagi blinked her big blue eyes innocently, turning her head just enough to flash Rei the most infuriatingly smug smile. "I didn't notice. H-hey!!"

Rei's eye twitched violently. "DIDN'T—YOU—NOTICE?!"

"I was thinking about cake," Usagi admitted with a dreamy sigh, her golden twintails splayed across the sheets like a halo of pure, unfiltered idiocy. "There's this new bakery in Juban that has strawberry—nngh—shortcake with extra whipped cream..."

Rei made a sound like a kettle boiling over. Her hands tightened on Usagi's plush thighs, her manicured nails digging in just enough to make the blonde gasp. "You... you absolute moron... I'm going to fuck the stupid out of you!"

"Promises, promises~" Usagi sing-songed, wiggling her hips back against Rei's thrusts with the kind of practiced laziness that suggested she'd done this approximately one thousand times before. "You've been saying that for twenty minutes, Rei-chan. And yet here I am, still thinking about whether I want chocolate or vanilla ice cream with my—ooh, there we go, that's the spot~"

Rei hated how her cock twitched at the breathy, satisfied lilt in Usagi's voice. She hated how the blonde's pussy seemed to milk her, those slick walls contracting and fluttering around her shaft like they were trying to draw out her soul. Most of all, she hated that even as Usagi lay there like a useless, beautiful pillow princess, Rei couldn't stop fucking her harder.

Slap. Slap. Slap.

The sound of Rei's hips meeting Usagi's ass filled the room, punctuated by Rei's increasingly desperate grunts and Usagi's infuriatingly casual moans.

"You're... you're not even... trying..." Rei panted, her vision starting to blur at the edges. Her cock was aching, throbbing with every frantic thrust. She could feel her orgasm building at the base of her spine, hot and urgent and completely unfair given how little effort her partner was putting in.

"Why should I?" Usagi asked reasonably, reaching down to idly play with her own clit while Rei did all the heavy lifting. "You're doing such a good job, Rei-chan. So energetic! So spirited! Like a little bunny rabbit!"

"I'll show you... a bunny rabbit..." Rei gritted out, her hips snapping forward with enough force to make the bed frame rattle. "I'm going to... going to..."

"Cum?" Usagi supplied helpfully, looking back over her shoulder with those big, innocent eyes that absolutely did not match the wicked curve of her smile. "Aww, already? But I was just getting comfortable. You know, if you finish now, I'll just have to wake you up in an hour so we can go again. And again. And—"

"Shut UP!"

Rei's climax hit her like a freight train made of pure, white-hot pleasure. With a strangled cry, she slammed herself to the hilt, her cock pulsing violently as thick ropes of cum flooded Usagi's eager pussy. The shrine maiden's entire body seized up, her back arching, her face contorting in that adorable expression of furious ecstasy that Usagi absolutely loved to coax out of her.

"Nnnngh—! T-Take it, you... you lazy... stupid... beautiful..." Rei's insults dissolved into incoherent whines as she pumped load after load into Usagi's squeezing depths, filling her until creamy white began to leak out around her still-buried shaft.

Usagi, for her part, finally looked properly satisfied. Her cheeks were flushed pink, her eyes half-lidded and sparkling with mischief, little red hearts practically floating around her head as she felt Rei's hot seed paint her insides.

"Mmm, there we go," she purred, reaching back to pat Rei's trembling thigh. "Good girl. Very thorough. Ten out of ten, would definitely just lie here again."

Rei collapsed forward, her face landing between Usagi's shoulder blades with a defeated whump. "I hate you," she mumbled into the pink fabric of Usagi's sweater, even as her cock gave a few more lazy twitches, depositing the last of her load.

"You love me," Usagi corrected, wiggling her hips to feel Rei slide around inside her. "And you love my pussy. And you love that I just let you do all the work while I enjoy myself. Admit it."

"Never," Rei said, but her arms were already wrapping around Usagi's waist, pulling her close in a sweaty, post-orgasmic cuddle.

"Should I start keeping score?" Usagi wondered aloud, her voice dripping with that particular brand of sugar-sweet sadism that only she could manage. "I think I'm winning. Like, forty-seven to zero?"

Rei groaned, but her hips gave an involuntary roll, her oversensitive cock still nestled in that perfect, cum-slick heat. "You're... you're going to be the death of me, Usagi."

"Probably," the blonde agreed cheerfully. "But what a way to go, right? Now c'mon, round two. I want to see if you can actually make me notice this time. Put your back into it, shrine maiden!"

With a noise that was half-sob, half-laugh, and entirely devoted, Rei Hino—tsundere extraordinaire, priestess of Hikawa Shrine, and proud owner of a very tired but very willing dick—did exactly as her princess commanded.

After all, someone had to do all the work.