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DISCLAIMER:
Alucard não é meu, eu é k sou dele... YEAH EAT
YOUR HEART OUT!... O.o… fine I’ll go now. +pouts+

ATTEMPT
#023 – No progress yet.

I slowly
sat up and looked at my side, checking on the sleeping vampire beside
me. I poked him once. Twice. Yeah, he’s asleep. I looked at his
pale defined back; the only part of him exposed from under my sheets,
as I thought what to try today.

Weird, he
never gets under them…

(spank)

Who knew
that under the long red coat he was hiding that ass?

Yeah,
still sleeping… he never wakes up when I do that.

Ok, here
we go.

I
straddled his back and began to jump on him… over and over and
over again; harder and faster until the bed began to squeak. I
smiled. I’ve become so conditioned to this noise. I get horny
if someone jumps on my bed or something.

As I
expected; nothing. Still asleep.

I put my
hands flat on the bed at the sides of his shoulders and leaned toward
his head. My teeth went to his earlobe and started to… no not
nibble… almost like munching on the cool skin.

I
alternated the munching with the jumping on his back until I could
coordinate both movements.

God, he’s
still asleep!

Munching,
jumping, munching and more munch—

Oh,
what’s that?

I felt a
soft purr from him which was becoming louder and louder as I munched
more and more. No it wasn’t that purring he would do when I
would—never mind… no it was like an… annoyed one.
Hmm… more munching, more munching.

(growls)

He’s
growling! I continued jumping faster and faster and by now his
growling was very very clear.

“Go-od
af-ter-no-on ba-by!” I said feeling so triumphant I was almost
yelling out in a childish squeaky voice.

He turned
his face to the side and growled ridiculously loud.

I jumped
off him and ran to the bathroom, laughing hysterically.

I DID IT!
VICTORY! I finally woke him up!... ok, now I have to take a shower
and get ready.

“AAAAHH!”
My scream I think could be heard all the way to the Camden. The idiot
put my water ice cold in the middle of my shower. Yeah it was him, I
heard him laugh. "FUCK YOU, DAMN ANIMATED CORPSE!"

This is
war.

Yeah,
there’s nothing like waking up with a smile.

Where is
Seras? I haven't seen her tonight.

Maybe I
wasn't informed of something? Or I forgot? Please God no. What if
there was something scheduled with Sir Integra and I forgot?

Oh man,
please no.

Crap, I
can't go to her room. If I'm caught... hell no, I think my 'Get in
Trouble' pass already expired for this month. Oh well, I'm going
to get some tea now that I'm in here then. I hope they have strong
Hindi tea or something. I'm feeling kind of mellow tonight, too
mellow to go on a mission.

Grr, I
can't even stand this shirt today...

I
unbuttoned my collar and down to the two buttons after it. I'm in
'tank-top and boy-shorts' mode. I hate my uniform even more today.

As I
headed toward the kitchen and prayed for Walter to be there, I saw a
black dog walking across the lobby. As I looked at it, it looked
back. I didn't know there was a Hellsing dog around. Never saw it. I
kept looking at it as it sat on its back legs and began to pant in a
friendly way. I always think they are smiling when they do that.

“Hey
doggy.” I said bending down, my hands on my knees. I love dogs.
I love animals in general. Except roaches. All the rest I absolutely
adore. And I would hurt a human before hurting an animal.

“C'mere,
c'mere!” I said sweetly, snapping my fingers and the dog walked
toward me with the 'smile' on it's face. It's a big dog. Maybe it's
always locked up because Sir Hellsing thinks it's dangerous? I hate
it when people do that. I'm so tempted to call animal control.

“Hi
doggy...” I said smiling as it smelled my hand and licked it. I
scratched the dog behind the ears, under the chin, on the top of his
head. How cute! He was smelling me and licking my neck and face. Aww,
he's kissing me!

“I
wish I knew your name...” I said before he licked my lips.
“You're a big kisser huh?” I held his snout and kissed
him over the nose. “I have to look for Seras, wanna come?”

The dog
answered by wagging his tail. Yeah, he followed as I began to walk
away.

I miss my
dogs so much...

Seras,
where the hell is that girl?

“Oh
well, I'll have some tea, she has to come here anyway, it's almost
dinner time... well breakfast for her...”

He
followed me into the kitchen and again sat on his back legs at the
door. Oh, maybe no one paid any attention to him. It hurts me to see
animals wanting attention. He walked behind me as I looked for a cup
and looked at me; that 'smile' plastered on his face, swallowing now
and then, and panting again.

“Do
you want something? Water, food...?” I asked while checking
around for dog food. Nothing. Strange. Maybe he was fed real food. I
got my hand wet and walked to him putting it near his nose. He didn't
lick so I guessed he wasn't thirsty either. As I walked back to the
sink, he walked toward me again. I knelt to his height. He seemed
hyper but I couldn't get what he wanted.

“What
do you want?” I asked sweetly and went back to pet him. I
chuckled as he kept sniffing me and licking the air. I kept kissing
his head. How cute, he is so affectionate!

“Good
evening Officer, you are ear... ly.” Walter said as he came in
the kitchen and his eyes rested on the dog.

“Hi
Walter... I didn't know we had a dog!”

“Uh...”

The dog
looked at Walter intensely. Walter seemed a bit scared.

“Walter
you're afraid of dogs? He's so cute-- Hey!” The dog came back
from staring at Walter to bury his nose inside my opened shirt and
licking my skin. Walter sighed troubled and walked to the sink.

“I'll
prepare your tea Miss...” He said with a worried voice. But I
didn't really care. Some people are terrified of animals. Maybe he is
one of those.

“What's
his name Walter?”

“I'm
not sure Miss, I will ask Sir Hellsing later tonight...”

“Please
and thank you...”

I sat on
the floor, my back resting against the wall, petting the dog while
waiting for my tea.

“Where's
Seras? I've been looking for her all afternoon...”

“She
is instructing some new soldiers in the shooting range...”

“Oh
riiiight... I didn't look there, smart me...”

Walter
bent down to hand me my cup, eying the dog suspiciously. I thought it
was so funny.

“Walter...
c'mon... ”

As I
drank my tea the dog put his nose under my skirt from the front, I
guess smelling me. I almost choked a laughter and kicked my legs for
him to move away.

“Hey!
I swear males are males...” I said playfully and half
chuckling. I put my cup beside me and Walter sighed again.

“If
you'll excuse me Miss I need to... help Sir Integra with some...
paperwork...”

Haha, who
knew Walter was scared of dogs.

Oop, I
have to get going.

I knelt
again and put my arms around the dog. I could feel he stopped
panting.

I saw
Seras walk by and then stop as she saw me, starting to laugh softly.
The dog again got himself loose and put his nose inside my cleavage
and licked inside some more.

“Hey
stop that!” I said chuckling.

“MASTER!”
She almost yelled and I looked around. Where?

Then I
realized she was looking at the dog.

And that
the dog didn't have a pair of eyes anymore.

It had 3
sets of eyes!

WHAT.THE.
FUCK!

I
screamed in terror and fell back against the wall. The dog was now
looking at Seras, more like glaring and growling at her.

“M-Master
that's not nice...” She stuttered and walked away from the dog.

“WHAT
DO YOU MEAN MASTER!” I screamed still looking at the freak dog
growling at Seras. I recognized the eyes. The dog was Alucard.

“You
fucking--!” I got my gun out. “ Seras get outta here; I'm
gonna hurt your Master very much...” I stood up aiming at the
dog who headed to the door. Seras whined and moved away trying to
stop me but, oh please. She needs to feed more to stop me when I'm
hysterically mad. I ran after the dog and saw him turn in a corner.

As I
turned too I found myself face to face with Sir Integra Wingates
Hellsing.

“Sir
Hellsing.” I said panting and put my gun away. “My
apologies.” I glared at the vampire in red standing behind her
like a bodyguard, with a smirk on his face. She looked still as a
statue and followed my eyes. She looked back at me letting out a
'hmpf'.

“I
will speak to the vampire after the mission. Now get ready for
deploy.”

“Yes
Sir.” I said and glared murderously at the vampire. He winked
at me with that stupid smirk. Guess who will pay today for my mood.
Those Freaks and ghouls better get ready.

I arrived
at my room after the mission and slammed the door behind me. I
stomped to my closet, teared a page of psalms from a bible I had
found a while ago in here and pined it to the main door with one of
my knives. The crazy priest pines shit to the walls and doors to stop
him I hear, so it better work for me. That fucking bastard is not
coming in here tonight. If he does I will kill his undead ass.
Fucking idiot who the hell does he think he is?

I took a
quick shower. I wanted to be there to tell him to fuck off and leave
me alone. So in a heartbeat I was out, in my shorts and beater,
waiting for the idiot to come and gladly kick his ass. I rested on
the bed, waiting for a sound or a signal that told me he was behind
the door. He couldn't come in because of the psalms I guess, so he
had to knock. So I just waited.

... that
son of a bitch.

Long
Silence.

Why
hasn't he come to annoy me? I know Sir Integra was going to say
something to him about this but it's been a long time. I was
feeling... disappointed. I felt even anxious. Wasn't he coming?

I found
myself feeling a bit down. I couldn't believe it but I did.

Shit,
what am I thinking...

(knock
knock)

My head
shot up. I had fallen asleep for a little. I stomped toward the door
and stood in front of it, my arms crossed.

“Yes?”
I wasn't opening it.

“Well?”

“Well
what?” I said angrily.

“I
see I'm not invited this morning... well...”

I felt
him walking away. I opened the door angrily and looked at him walking
down the hall to get out of the barracks. He turned around slowly as
I stomped angrily toward him. I slapped him across the face and
glared at him as his face returned to me. After turning on my heels I
walked toward my room, slamming the door close when I was inside. My
chest heaved with anger. After catching my breath I walked to the bed
and sat down.

Damn, I
don't wanna sleep by myself tonight. I really don't want to. Why did
I have to hit him? Maybe just a yell or something. But he did act
really disrespectful! Goddammit. My head is a mess.

I can't
believe I hit him. This is so unlike me.

(tap tap
tap)

I turned
to the door. I want to open it.

No! Let
him rot out there.

But I
still want to open it. Grrr!

I
clenched the bed sheets in my hands and stood up. It took me a few
seconds to open the door. But I finally did.

He was
resting against the door frame, sans hat and glasses.

“Do
I deserve that?..”

“Yes
you do...” I said my hands on my hips.

“I
would like to hear a reason, if it is not too late, milady...”

Silence.
I shook my head. Unbelievable.

“No
doubt, men are dogs...”

“I'm
no man...”

“Oh
please--.”

“...
on the other hand, you are all woman...” He said with a
sultry purr and smile. I grabbed the door and slammed it close again.
I think I hit his face with it or something. I threw myself angrily
on the bed and felt his chuckle behind the door still.

(tap tap
tap)

“Go
away!”

“And
then you will come out when I'm walking away. Who is being the 5 year
old?”

“Excuse
me?”

“You
know you want to let me in... then I am the one who likes to play
games?”

I shot up
and walked to the door, opening it angrily.

“I
don't know how you usually treat women--.”

“Do
you know that today is the first time I have seen you smile in such a
manner for more than five minutes?... I thought there was something
wrong with your teeth...”

“Well
you are rather annoying and that doesn't make me too happy.”

“Who
was the one not letting me get up this afternoon? If I'm so annoying
why were you holding on to my shirt like a possessive feline?”

“Oh
please... I didn't mind the thing about the dog too much... now going
into my shirt and under my skirt was very inappropriate and had
absolutely nothing to do with making me smile. It was disrespectful;
doing it in front of Walter and Seras and purposely making me run
into Hellsing—what the hell were you trying to prove? So don't
give me that...”

“Can't
decide how you look better, if angry or happy...”

I gave a
step towards him, my eyes about to burn his.

“I'm
not your bitch Alucard. Go find yourself one, dog boy.”

I slammed
the door closed again.

I calmed
my breath and tried to sleep. I didn't hear any knocking after that.
And I didn't care. As it came out of my mouth I realized why I was
really mad.

I have a
feeling this is my fault too.

“I
thought this is what you wanted..”

I slowly
got on my feet again and walked toward the door. I opened it only a
little; his head was almost against the door frame so there was no
need to open it all. My voice was lower now; tense, but less eager.

“There
is a big difference between a casual thing and being disrespectful.”
I said looking at him in the eye.

“So
now you are expecting things from me? I thought a casual thing
was not about compromises or expectations... it is a risk you take in
relationships of this sort... ” He talked to me as if I was 5
years old.

“Now
you understand when I told you you do not know how to deal with
humans now a days?”

“Why?
Because I turned into a dog and tricked you?”

“You
very well know this is not about the dog thing.”

“Then
pray tell, what is it about?”

“What
we do in here stays in here... people outside don't have to see it.”

“Other
people?”

“Walter
doesn't have to see you have access to the inside of my shirt or
skirt... it is disrespectful.”

“Now
is my time to say... you very well know this is not about Walter or
Seras.”

Silence.

“I
expect an apology.” I said very seriously.

“Not
until you tell me the real reason for slapping me.”

Silence.

“You
read thoughts.”

Silence.

His voice
went to a whisper.

“I
won't answer the questions in your mind until you ask me directly.
And you will not get an apology from me until you can word the real
reason for slapping me.”

It sucks
to be involved in this way with a vampire. One has no goddamn
privacy.

“I
will sleep alone tonight.” I whispered firmly into his eyes.

“Very
well.” He answered seriously, his eyes also piercing into mine.

He walked
away and I softly closed the door, feeling that stupid thing in my
stomach... again.

There
will be no double standard here and we just made it very clear to the
other.

I shouldn't
have slapped him, though. Crap.

Can't
thank you guys enough for the support... I never thought this was
going to be accepted like this... +bows+
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