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Things in the Sheets: Revisited	By : happyonna Category: Fruits Basket > General Views: 4917 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-the missing thing
- 2-you want me to what?
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Chapter Two

This had not been one of the things that Hatori had thought might have happened when he�d been called to Shigure�s house by Tohru. In abject disbelief he stared at the thing lying on the desk between him and Shigure. �A massage. She gave herself a massage� with that?� The dragon�s tone was skeptical as he repeated what he�d been told. Again.

Shigure thumped his head on the hard wood of the desk, hoping that he might rattle some brain cells out of the gutter and back into some semblance of order. He moaned. �Yes. I can�t get it out of my head, Hatori! All I can see is her and that and I�m going to die of an erection that won�t go away!�

Hatori suppressed a chuckle. �I�m not too sure that�s possible, Shigure. In any event, your higher brain should be used to circulation deprivation caused by the lower.�

The inu lifted his head just enough to fix his cousin with a baleful glare. �That was uncalled for, Hatori.�

There was a light tap on the door before it slid open a bit and Tohru�s head poked through. �Shigure-san� Hatori-san! I didn�t know you were here already! I�ll go fetch you some tea and a snack!�

The girl was gone just as quickly as she had appeared, and Hatori was ashamedly grateful. Shigure was once again banging his head on the desk, but obviously he�d caught Hatori�s carefully blank expression because he whimpered, �See? See what I mean?? Make it stop!� And he went back to banging.

Hatori could indeed understand Shigure�s problem. The instant he blinked, he was assailed by visions of sweet innocent Tohru shoving the dildo inside herself and moaning. Tempted to smack himself in the head to dispel the images, he instead whapped Shigure. �What the hell were you doing leaving that out where she could find it, you moron!�

�I didn�t!� he wailed piteously.

�How the hell did she get it then!�

�It wasn�t Shigure-san�s fault, Hatori-san! Please don�t blame him! I found it when I was changing his sheets and borrowed it without his permission.� The tea tray was plunked down next to him and he looked up into the endless sea green that was Tohru�s eyes. Hatori felt a shiver course through him and his body roused to full hardness. His hand thwapped against his face, and he scrubbed it harshly against his features, praying desperately for patience.

�Tohru, do you know what that is?� He held up the object in question.

�Hai! It�s a vibrating massager!� The girl answered happily.

Shigure started banging his head again, and Hatori was increasingly tempted to do the same. Tohru gazed worriedly at Shigure. �Shigure-san shouldn�t do that, it will cause a headache. Would Shigure-san like a massage?� She snatched up the dildo and twisted it on. The sound of its low humming vibration filled the room, and Shigure lifted his head to stare spellbound at the thing.

Hatori saw the hungry desperate look that filled the dog�s eyes and swiftly yanked the vibrator out of Tohru�s hand. He placed a hand at the small of her back to herd her toward the door. His fingers ached to slide against her skin and he controlled the impulse ruthlessly. Carefully he nudged her out the door and slid it closed behind her. Through the panel he added. �Thank you for the tea, Tohru-kun, but I really need to have a private word with Shigure now.� He allowed his forehead to drop against the safely blocked entrance, trying desperately to erase the last few minutes from his psyche. For an instant he wished that his powers would work on himself, since he was sure that he never ever wanted to think of this again.

Rhythmic thumping pulled his attention back to his partner in suffering. �I�m going to die, Hatori.�

The doctor sighed. �Stop with the histrionics, Shigure. Just tell me where she got the stupid thing.� He carefully stopped himself from adding and what was she doing with it, since he was sure that he really didn�t want to know the answer.

Tohru was standing in the hall looking adorably confused when Kyo came in from outside. �Oi, Tohru-kun, wha�s�a�matter?�

Tohru�s look went from perplexed to saddened. �I think I made Hatori-san angry with Shigure-san.�

Kyo�s expression softened. �What makes you think that, Tohru-kun?�

�I thought that Shigure-san might have a fever, so I called Hatori-san, but when he got here he found out that I borrowed Shigure-san�s vibrating massager, and he got really cross with Shigure-san. I�m sorry!� she wailed. �I didn�t mean to do anything wrong!�

Tohru�s bottom lip trembled and Kyo melted. �It�s alright. I�m sure that Hatori isn�t angry. Tell you what, you go up to your room for a bit and rest, and I�ll go talk to Hatori. Alright?�

Tear-filled eyes gazed at him hopefully. �Alright, Kyo-kun. Thank you.�

Tohru started up the stairs and Kyo watched for a moment before he turned to the closed door of Shigure�s office. He threw it open and bounded in. �Oi, baka inu! What did you do to Tohru?�

The scene inside of Shigure�s office was not what Kyo had expected. Of course who would have predicted that they might walk in on two grown men having hysterics?

Shigure was still banging his head on his desk. Hatori was smoking two cigarettes at once and cursing sex in general and dildos in particular. It didn�t take a genius to figure out that this was somewhere that he definitely didn�t want to be, so Kyo exited the room much more quietly than he�d entered it, determining to tell Tohru that no one was mad at anyone else, they were just crazy, and leave it at that.

After a sufficient interval of time had passed (meaning that Hatori had calmed himself and Shigure was cursing more his headache than his dick) the dragon spoke. �Are you absolutely sure that she did nothing more than a massage, Shigure?�

�No,� the writer whined. �She kept stuttering and blushing. Oh god I�ve got to get rid of this!� He grabbed up the vibrator, holding it with just two fingers and as far from his body as he could reach while frantically searching for someplace to dispose of the thing.

Hatori mercilessly battled to bring his mind back under control and wished he could do the same to his body before he carefully spoke. �Let�s not be hasty, Shigure.�

The dog choked. �Excuse me?�

Hatori sighed heavily. �It�s actually very natural that Tohru would be having these urges at her age. And playing with that thing� he looked at it rather distastefully, �would be better for her than going out and getting pregnant or a disease.� He pinned his cousin with an intense stare. �It was clean wasn�t it?�

Shigure looked insulted. �Of course it was clean! What the hell are you thinking? Tohru-kun does NOT need to be doing anything like that!�

The dragon growled. �Think about it, Shigure! She�s 17 years old! What were you like at 17?�

Shigure sputtered. �But she�s a girl!�

�What has that to do with anything? She�s a teenager!� Hatori sighed again. �You�re going to have to give her the talk.�

The inu looked panicked. �I have to what! Why me?�

�You�re her guardian. It is your duty to prepare Tohru for the world, and since she is already experimenting obviously, then someone needs to explain the concepts to her.�

�Then you do it!�

�Shigure, I may be a doctor, hers and yours, but this is your duty as her protector. Now, I am going home.� In an undertone he added, �and shooting myself in the head.�

He slid the door open and stepped out. Behind him he heard Shigure go back to banging his head on the desk and moaning, �Someone please kill me now.�
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