The Dreaded puff puff fruit

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"She doesn't seem very happy." Zoro said with a grin.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Would you be if you were in her shoes?" Nico asked, trying not to laugh.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"So are we suppose to give her a bottle?" Usopp asked, scratching his head.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Dibs on the diaper changes!" Brook called.
Nami finally stopped her crying, and bashed one of her rattles into Brooks head.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"So if we let her smash Brook she'll be quiet?" Franky asked.
"Seems to be it to me." Sanji added.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"I have a idea.." Nico said, then took a toothpick, and put it agist Nami's mouth.
with a pop, Nami had a pacifier in her mouth, and she started sucking on it and seemed to settle down.
"The Puff puff fruit...I never thought it was real.." Nico said, patting Nami's head and getting a weak hand swat.
"What IS the puff puff fruit?" Chopper asked
"I heard about it though the hidden history's. There was a man who's devil fruit ability was to be able to tell which devil fruit did what. he labeled many of the devil fruits, but kept those that he found to be amusing and worthless to anyone else with him.
"One of the fruits he talks about, is the puff puff fruit. If eaten, it would change any clothing touching the users skin into babyish style clothing, same with weapons and other object, like her pacifier.
"Also, the users emotions play into the clothing, and with training can be used as attacks, as here's the real scary power of the fruit."
Nico leaned forward, and got almost everyone else in with her.
"It's real power...Is cuteness!"
Sweat-drops all around and Nico grinned as she stood back up.
"what kind of power is cuteness?" Usopp demanded.
"Try and hit her."
Usopp huffed and waltzed over, drawing back a hand...
Poof! Nami was in a little girl dress, with puffy shoulders. her hair was in pig tails and her diaper peeked out of the dress, and she looked up, all teary eyed and lip trembling.
"...I can't hit her like that...it's adorable!" he said and went to scoop Nami up, only to get a rattle to the head, laying him out next to Brook.
"Heh heh heh.." Nami chuckled, paci still in mouth.
"She's too cute to actually harm, and the worst we can do is a spanking if she's being naughty."
the paci dropped out of Nami's mouth, as she shook her head no and covered her puffy rear.
"What about diaper changes?" Zoro asked.
Nami made a face.
"I'm willing to bet all we need are her panties for clean diapers...and the old should turn back into panties after being removed."

"So what all do we know about them?" Gerard asked, sipping more water.
"They're confirmed to have a few Devil fruit users. Their Captain ate the gum gum fruit, Their doctor was a reindeer till it ate the man man fruit. Nico robin is confirmed to be with them, and she ate the bloom bloom fruit, and we have unconfirmed reports of a Skeleton man with them."
"A Skeleton? all sorts of wonderful." Muttered Sarah.
"Add onto that, the first mate is widely considered one of the top 20 swordsmen, Their cook has mastered serval kicking styles and their shipwright is a Cyborg..." John trailed off.
"Are there any normal people on board the damn ship?!" Lance asked.
"Their navigator. She's a formal officer for Arlong fish-men pirates. And their gunner, he uses a sling shot. said to be of amazing aim."
"And we took this mission why?" Lance asked, sweat droping.
"Because it sounds like a good time!" Gary said cracking his knuckles.
"Also, I have a plan to keep them away from each others, and for each of us to attack the one we're most likely to beat."
"Dibs on Black leg Sanji"
Ron was looking down at all the bounty's and hiccuped as he picked it up.
"No fair! I was gonna call dibs!" Gary whined, then seemed to freak out.
"YOU GIVE THAT TO ME!"
"Gary!" John snapped.
"Ah...On the other hand.." Gary said meekly.
"Of course I'm assuming I'll have the 'honor' of facing Zoro?" Gerard asked dryly.
"Yup." John confirmed.
"I of course will be using my speed to keep Straw hat Luffy under control, and if worst comes to worst, keeping him away from his crew." he went on.
"Makes sense. how about me?" Gary asked.
"You'll be taking on their bone man if he exists, otherwise backing up me with Straw hat Luffy."
"And me o fearless leader?" Lance asked.
"You get the cyborg." John said with a smile.
"Of course..."
"Nico robin?" Asked Sarah.
"Leave the mind reading to Gerard, and yes."
"W-what about...us.." Ryan asked, then hurled again into a bucket.
"Their doctor may be a devil fruit user, but he's a weakling. you can take on the normals and him and over whelm them. no problem for a once great warrior right?"

"All I'm saying is I'm not washing her crap filled panties." Sanji said, carrying a sleeping Nami towards her room.
"I heard you the first dozen times." Nico said dryly.
She had a duffel bag over her shoulder, as she had volunteered to look after Nami till she got these powers under control.
"So far the only person willing to do it is Brook." Sanji huffed, then paused as Nami made little sounds of distress.
She was back in her sleeper outfit, sucking on her paci softly, but made a face in her sleep.
"So how long do you think she'll be acting all babyish and unable to castrate me?"
"Depends. she's acting all babish now because her bodys adjusting. once she gets it down pat, who knows, maybe she'll be able to convince you to castate yourself." Nico chuckled.
"all sorts of wonderfull thoughts." He groaned.
Nami was laid down on her bed, and after tucking her in, the bed slowly poofed and was a adult sized crib.
"Didn't think she'd be able to affect something that big." Nico said, though mostly to herself.