Pokemon: Your Novelization
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Pokemon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
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Currently Reading:
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Category:
Pokemon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
6,772
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Pokemon related, and I do not make any money from whatever is written.
Chapter 1: Your Hentai Adventure is about to begin!
You load up the used copy of Pokemon FireRed that you bought from a yard sale from which you just got home. It cost you $50, but considering how the small town in which you live has no game stores, and considering how you always wanted to get into Pokemon again after having played only the original GameBoy Pokemon Red, so you considered it worth the cost. Having a GameBoy Advance for so long, but not having anything for it other than a bunch of crappy games Marvel Comics developed, you now felt like you were going to play something fun on the GBA for once.
The intro starts with something you didn't expect to see. You expected to see a little intro of 2 random Pokemon fighting. Instead you are greeted to a female Nidoran jumping happily on a dead Gengar corpse with an evil look on his face. You think to yourself that Nintendo must have made this remake of the game more violent, and you get all excited.
Then the title screen shows up, and it really takes you off guard. It turns out that this isn't the official version of Pokemon FireRed, but a hack of the game, known as Pokemon FireRed: Super Hentai Version 1.01.
Part of you is all ready to go return to the guy's house and demand your money back, as not only is this not the official game, but it might be like most hacks and freeze a lot. That said, the name has you quite intrigued, so you decide to play on, at least for the day.
It starts with the usual when you press Start, it telling you that you'll face many enjoyable challenges and so on. Then, like in the original GB version that you played before, Professor Oak introduces himself, and says that he has something very important to ask you, and says that he can't stress how important it is, that you tell him the truth on whether you are male or female; you don't feel like playing as a female, especially since this is a weird hack so far, and you don't see a bunch of females, not a bunch of males having sex with the character you play as.
He asks about your rival, and, unfortunately, you can't make him female. You think it's a shame, but, if this is a hentai game, there will be other opportunities, right?
Professor Oak tells you it's time to start your adventure, and says once again that you're going to, once again, face many challenges, but you'll have quite the adventure. Your character doesn't shorten down to a sprite, but the screen however does goes blank for a few seconds, and you can't believe what you see in the game next.
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Well, I hope this was as fun to read as it was to type. Looks like I was able to write this sooner than I thought as well, thanks to a couple proofreaders on AIM.
Up next: Bye Bye Fuck Buddy! (I've given people on AIM a sneak peek of what the next chapter contains. They think it sounds hilarious.)
Oh, and here was a potential name for this first chapter, thanks to Ulttimaa:
1. Buy overpriced Fire Red
2. Find out it's a hack
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!
I think it's hilarious, but I didn't want half of the whole chapter to be given away.
P.S. Second chapter should be out in 2-4 days. Till Then.
The intro starts with something you didn't expect to see. You expected to see a little intro of 2 random Pokemon fighting. Instead you are greeted to a female Nidoran jumping happily on a dead Gengar corpse with an evil look on his face. You think to yourself that Nintendo must have made this remake of the game more violent, and you get all excited.
Then the title screen shows up, and it really takes you off guard. It turns out that this isn't the official version of Pokemon FireRed, but a hack of the game, known as Pokemon FireRed: Super Hentai Version 1.01.
Part of you is all ready to go return to the guy's house and demand your money back, as not only is this not the official game, but it might be like most hacks and freeze a lot. That said, the name has you quite intrigued, so you decide to play on, at least for the day.
It starts with the usual when you press Start, it telling you that you'll face many enjoyable challenges and so on. Then, like in the original GB version that you played before, Professor Oak introduces himself, and says that he has something very important to ask you, and says that he can't stress how important it is, that you tell him the truth on whether you are male or female; you don't feel like playing as a female, especially since this is a weird hack so far, and you don't see a bunch of females, not a bunch of males having sex with the character you play as.
He asks about your rival, and, unfortunately, you can't make him female. You think it's a shame, but, if this is a hentai game, there will be other opportunities, right?
Professor Oak tells you it's time to start your adventure, and says once again that you're going to, once again, face many challenges, but you'll have quite the adventure. Your character doesn't shorten down to a sprite, but the screen however does goes blank for a few seconds, and you can't believe what you see in the game next.
---
Well, I hope this was as fun to read as it was to type. Looks like I was able to write this sooner than I thought as well, thanks to a couple proofreaders on AIM.
Up next: Bye Bye Fuck Buddy! (I've given people on AIM a sneak peek of what the next chapter contains. They think it sounds hilarious.)
Oh, and here was a potential name for this first chapter, thanks to Ulttimaa:
1. Buy overpriced Fire Red
2. Find out it's a hack
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!
I think it's hilarious, but I didn't want half of the whole chapter to be given away.
P.S. Second chapter should be out in 2-4 days. Till Then.