The Proposal

I was vacationing with my friends and enemies as usual. Sometimes I’m not sure who’s supposed to be a friend and who’s supposed to be an enemy. It seems to involve a lot of male testosterone as the guys compete over Akane and all the girls take turns trying to throw themselves at Ranma. Leaving me to try and get in good with Shampoo to no avail; thirteen years of not even getting a kiss from her is enough to give a guy a serious case of blue balls. That ended predictably with me getting insulted by her and conked on the head by her great-grandbat’s cane. I’m surprised that I don’t have brain damage with all the goose eggs I’ve gotten over the years. I’m pretty sure people think I am with the way I act around Shampoo.

Okay my approach is a little pathetic perhaps, but you notice that people think I’m the loser when Shampoo treats Ranma exactly the same way? I guess stalking and groping is only cute if you’re a female. Well feeling neglected and slightly miserable about her rejection, I opted to take a little time to myself and climbed a mountain to reflect on my (lack of a) love life. No, I wasn’t pouting.

I wasn’t too surprised to find out that I’d been followed by Nabiki; she’d gotten sick of Kuno ignoring her in favour of her sister. It’s kind of funny; she’s jealous of the poetry and gropes Akane gets from that freak. The one good thing about being the people no one wants is that it’s easy to sneak off together. I’m sure that Shampoo breaths a sigh of relief when I’m not around. So when Nabiki flopped down beside me, I was glad to see her. At least someone treats me like a man around here, even if she only wants the parts that make me so.

I’d spread a blanket beneath a shady tree to avoid getting a sunburn and was just wearing a pair of swim trucks so that I could have a dip in the hot springs close by. I like being able to swim in places that don’t make me turn into a duck. I didn’t even speak with Nabiki; it was a nice day and silent company felt right at that moment. She wore a pair of white shorts that showed off her long legs (I would swear that they go up to her neck if and I hadn’t checked many times) and a blue halter top with nothing underneath that I could make out.

“Nice day” I finally said.

“It could be” she said and undid the ties in back of her top and allowed it to fall. Fully naked sex was something we didn’t get to do all that often, it was too chancy at our awkward locations. The last time was on Kuno’s birthday when she checked us into a love motel and she called me by his name all night long; I didn’t mind, I call her Shampoo sometimes. Her sister Kasumi had almost caught us once; I had to hide in her closet while she claimed that she was moaning from a stomachache. I was in there for hours while Kasumi sat with her supposedly sick sister, I’m sure the little minx was putting on quite a show to further my discomfort. My clothes were hidden under her bed. I don’t quite get what shotgun weddings are supposed to achieve, but I’m pretty sure I would have been in one if her father had caught us that night.

I looked with interest at her full breasts and pounced, nothing like getting laid to get you out of a bad mood. She wore nothing underneath her shorts but her now honey-toned skin, she’d been sunbathing while the rest of us ran around like brain-dead idiots and the results were impressive. I gotta admit that I love curves on a girl and Nabiki’s no slouch. She even had a surprise for me, a full Brazilian wax.

She leaned down and kissed me, not a little peck but a full blown French kiss, it must have lasted for ages and she pushed me onto my back. Her hands pulled my trunks from me and then we were both naked. She grabbed my hard cock and pumped it until it was weeping pre-cum and I was panting to be inside her. But she had other ideas and she straddled my face. Needing no further encouragement, I lashed my tongue against her clit and then gave it a playful nip, before exploring every inch of her sweet sex until her juices ran freely down my face. She tensed in orgasm and then came furiously!

“Fuck me” I commanded and she moved so that she could impale herself on my starving cock. I plowed her hard and deep, enjoying reaching between us to feel her pussy lips spread widely around me and toying with her clit. She and I normally wrestle for dominance; she would make a great Amazon Warrior. Today I let her take total control and met every one of her downwards thrusts with one of my own, until we sounded like a pair of wildcats fucking. I yelped when she pinched both my nipples, it was this amount of pain that made me cum harshly into her well tended pussy. It wasn’t the first time we fucked that day.

Afterwards, Nabiki suggested we try smoking a joint together, so still straddling me (she says I never get completely soft) she shot gunned the heady smoke into my lungs. The sadist that she is, she kept on bringing the glowing tip close to my nipples. It was my first time trying drugs, so I felt giddy and high until she asked. “Why Shampoo?”

I looked up at her, surprised that she wanted to talk to me; sometimes I think she forgets that I know how. “Why Kuno?” I countered.

She sighed and had another toke “like I know, sure he’s handsome but he drives me insane. I’ve been looking after the bastard for years, but I don’t think he even realizes I’m a woman. First it was my sister that he latched onto and now Ranma” she said. “How about you?” she asked.

“I don’t know? I just love her” I said. “Does there have to be more then that? I loved her as a kid and now I love her as an adult” I explained. She looked at me skeptically. “I can’t pinpoint a certain thing about her; I love how she looks, I love her sense of humour and I love her voice” I said, feeling a little misty eyed from the drugs.

“You like her bad Japanese?” she asked. I didn’t mean to be disloyal, but I laughed.

“My mother speaks both Japanese and Mandarin and made sure we were fluent in both, Shampoo had to learn by trial and error” I explained.

“Whatever Mousse say” Nabiki said in imitation.

“Oh you’re one to talk. Kuno and his sister are both uniform freaks. You want a kid who dresses like a cowboy or a mermaid?” I bugged her back.

“Hey at least mine won’t have purple hair. Shampoo looks like a punk rocker or something” she exclaimed good naturedly.

I shook my head “our children are going to grow up with other Amazon children, who have hair all the colours of the rainbow, no one it going to think anything of it” I explained.

“So why is your hair so normal?” she asked, eyeing my now disheveled black hair.

“Just lucky I guess” I replied and stood up to pull my trucks back on.

“What are you doing?” she asked taking them from me.

“I would like to clean up and take a swim in the hot springs” I replied, figuring that that would explain the disheveled state of me if anyone asked.

“Well, I don’t have a suit, so if I have to skinny dip, then so do you” she declared striding on ahead. I took one look at the naked, swinging cheeks of her firm ass and hurried after her. We fooled around in the hot springs like children, splashing and chasing each other until she managed to corner me and pushed me against a rock. I quickly guessed her intentions when she kissed me hungrily. I quickly reversed our positions, lifted her from the water long enough to spear myself inside her and then lowered us back into the warm velvety water. I went slower this time, keeping her pinned against a rock as I fucked her agonizingly slow. She writhed against me impatiently, needing more friction to get off. I held her in place, increasing the tempo slowly, making sure that each stroke rubbed heavily against her g-spot until she started convulsing and came hard on my cock. I smiled in triumph and then savagely whispered “need another?”

“Gods yes” she said, her voice thick with arousal.

“You’re such a nympho” I said sharply and drove my tongue into of her mouth, while I fucked her furiously. Her guttural moans blended into nature’s animal calls quite well. If her family and friends had heard us, they probably would have assumed it was mountain lions.

Satiated we returned to my blanket and stretched out to dry off. We must have fallen asleep, because I awoke to find Nabiki cuddled up to me. I never would have pegged her as a cuddly sleeper.

“Nabiki we should get going before they think you’ve been kidnapped” I said, shaking her awake.

“Wouldn’t they assume the same about you?” she asked.

“Who would want to take me? I doubt anyone even noticed I was gone” I said honestly.

“That’s kind of tragic” she said honestly.

“Don’t worry about me. I’ll pick some flowers for Shampoo and no one will be the wiser” I said with a shrug.

“But why shouldn’t they worry about you just as much as me?” she asked.

I was confused, since when did Nabiki herself worry about me? Yes we’ve been fucking for two years now, but it wasn’t like we were even friends. We didn’t even acknowledge each other in public. “It’s not like Cologne or Shampoo are great fans of mine and I’m a skilled martial artist, you’re not. Therefore, they’re going to worry more about you” I said. “Now get going, I’ll meet you down there” I ordered.

She pulled on her clothes and went to leave. “I do like you. You’re a nice guy” she said. “By the way, did I tell you that Kuno Baby asked me to the prom? I think the poor boy’s devastated now that Ranma and Akane are officially together” she said somewhat bitterly.

I wasn’t sure which revelation surprised me more; that Nabiki thought of me as more than her personal whore, or the Kuno had finally started to notice her “that’s great, I told you he’d come around!” I replied, delighted for her and wishing I had some of her luck. Shampoo still thought me annoying and barely tolerated me. What’s a guy gotta do to get her attention? Oh that’s right, be Ranma fucking Saotome. No I’m not bitter about this; I would just like to take him for a friendly walk in an abandoned field, with a gun and a shovel.

Her smile was so bitter that I almost wanted to take my words of encouragement back. “Thanks, isn’t it great to know that I’m only worth notice once my sister’s gone and the pigtailed girl disappeared” she said. “I guess any girl will do at that point. I guess it’s an added bonus that I’m also a Tendo.”

I gave her supportive hug; I’d never done that before and said “At least you almost have him” Then thought about what Ranma’s getting married might to do Shampoo and smiled. I was still smiling after Nabiki left.