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Very
mucho danke for those reviews...yes, the story is ending and I don't
see where I can expand it more (it was originally 13 chappys). There
will be an Afterword that is not even planned yet, so I don't think
it will come out as soon as the other chappys.

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more chappys to go...+sniffle+

I
saw him feed last night.

In
last night's mission, we ambushed a warehouse in the outsides of
London where Freaks were 'manufactured'; people went there by
appointment to get turned. How lovely. So we not only had some
Freaks to silence, but humans too. Yes, believe it or not. Hellsing's
orders were to search and destroy, period, and that humans who sided
with Freaks would be treated the same. I gulped as I thought of
Alucard.

This
time we went in with him. It was... there are no words to describe
how it is to be in battle with such a powerful being. The place was
packed with Freaks and humans. It was hard to tell them apart. But we
kicked their asses the same. And Alucard, well... let's say he
doesn't need to feed in quite a while. It was crazy to see him kill
people with his bare hands and bite them shamelessly; snapping their
necks as they put resistance, or other times just keeping them alive
until the end. The screams of horror and panic were sending chills
down my spine. He knew I was watching, and sometimes looked at me as
he killed them. It was a reminder. He is a monster, no matter how I
try to see him. And destruction is his high; it's who he is.

Scared?
It was something between awe and fear what I felt. It had a weird
effect on me. It reminded me of that night we slept together for the
first time. How delicate his touch had been on me. It contradicted
everything I was seeing. Yes, we were everything but normal in
that department, but he was never violent.

Only
that time he threw me to a wall and he learned his lesson.

I
let him kill them. I went after the Freaks and let him have the
humans; I gave some orders around to make the others do the same. He
was ecstatic. As I saw him leave, his face was a bit flushed. He had
a big banquet, he he.

'he
he'

God...
I have to start hanging out more with humans...

Ok,
enough spacing out!

“Pip
focusssss!” I said for the... ten thousandth time I think.

“I'm
trying! I still don't get zees...”

“It's
called push-hands... try and push me!”

“Zat
I've been trying--” I extended my hand and brought him up “...
ok let's do zees...”

“You
can also pull; as long as you bring me off my balance it's valid...”

“Everyzeeng
goes?”

“Yep...”

“Okeeeee.”

“Ok
mercenary, bring it on!”

Silence.

And,
I brought him down again.

“I
am starting to like ze floor, luv...”

“It's
ok it happens at first...” Again I helped him up. “... I
will teach you some stuff when we're done--little tricks...”

“Teach
me now...”

“No,
I wanna win a bit more.” I grinned.

“Riiight.”

Silence
and trying to push him and vice versa.

“So...
how's your stalker doing?” He asked biting his cigarette.

“We
are not... seeing each other anymore...” I said a bit short of
breath.

“Good
for you... was it because of zat or--.”

“Everything
that has a beginning has an end, my friend.”

I
brought him down.

“Merde...
this one hurt--.”

“You
ok?”

“Oui...
women here are destined to kick my arse, I see...” Again he got
in position. “I can get you a date with--.”

“Nooo,
thanks... have my hands full now.”

“Ooohhhh...
is it what I zink?...”

“You
think? Well, well... good for you.” I patted his shoulder.

“Talk
it out... I might win for a change...”

“Shit.”
I gave little steps backwards, loosing my balance.

“Is
it ze other guy?... you chose ze other guy over Brendon?”

“What
do you mean...”

“Ze
other guy... ze one you never told me about zat time in your room...”

He
offered his cigarette and after taking a deep puff I gave it back to
him.

“Nah...”

“Oh,
whatever happened to zat problem you were having, oui?”

“What
problem?” He's getting the hang of it, or I'm getting
distracted.

“Ze
'no shagging' thing.”

“Nah,
that was solved thank god--gotcha!”

“Shit-fuck...”

I
brought him up again. I took the cigarette from his lips and put it
in mine.

“I
was going to offer my services, girl.”

“Do
you want to wear a patch on one of your balls too?”

He
put his hands in the air in defeat.

“Get
rooted, man... to the floor.”

“Rooted?
I feel rooted to ze floor weez all this falling and what
not...”

“Never
mind, I'll teach you later...”

“Ok.”

Again
we got in position.

“I
should have paid attention to you, merc.”

“What
about?”

“When
you said Clay was not what he seemed.”

“Told
you, girl... ”

“He
almost got his fucking pinky cut off... he tried to get violent with
me.”

“What
ze--! He hit you or somezeeng!”

“Noooo
don't—don't... I already took care of it.”

“He
he!... someone will get a whole lotta shit to do from me, starting
tomorrow...”

I
chuckled.

“He
doesn’t like you very much… or the Geese...”

“He
makes a lot of shitty comments about us...” He lost his balance
but didn't hit the floor this time. “... always rubbing his
Hellsing pride on everyone's face... he can wrap it in sandpaper and
stick it up his arse for all I care... ” He lit another
cigarette.

“Yeah...”

“I'll
believe in anyzeeng you want as long as there's good money zere...”

“I
hear you brother...”

“+chuckles+
Arsehole... you would be the last girl I wanna mess with...” He
said a bit out of breath too.

“Mh?”

“What,
don't you know?... Mr. Alucard is what's keeping a lot of blokes here
from grabbing your arse in the middle of training...”

I
clicked my tongue. Damn, don't tell me the thing is going around...

“...
or the police girl's...”

“Well,
I hope they try it so I can cut some pinkies off for real this
time...”

“…
To
everyone here, you are his other daughter or whatever you call it...”

Phew.

No,
I'm not getting weird thoughts here; I'm not getting X-rated mental
flashes to make that comment inappropriate. Actually, a smile is
stretching across my face. Yes, this reaction also shocked me.

“And
he knows it... cause he's always around... about a year ago we barely
saw him outside.”

I
didn't really see anything different in his behavior. Well, Pip has
been here forever, he must know.

“He
he, and here we thought once the bloodsucker was gay... he's fucking
smart, the bloke... been pissing all around the place marking
territory... his 'Hellsing crackin' birds'...”

I
lost my balance backwards and began to laugh.

“Hey,
the boss is not bad at all. I bet you give the vixen a few drinks and
a little 'thwap' and that'll kill that bug she has up her
arse...” Yes, he spanked the air at the word 'thwap'. I
had to hold my stomach as I laughed.

“You
are such a man...”

“And
you haven't seen nothing, luv.”

“Uh...
no thanks, I'm cool...”

Silence.

“He
doesn't know I saw your knockers that time, does he?”

I
brought him down really hard.

“Ffff—damn!”

“He
should, so can you stop bringing it up!”

He
laughed. God, at times I could swear they hang out together.

“So
do I know him?”

“Who?”
I asked confused.

“Ze
other bloke...”

“What
the—you're asking a lot of question today, huh?”

“You
start loosing when I ask you, he he.”

“Shut
up...”

“And
get all pissy when talking about Brendon...” Silence. “...
forget about him... it's not worze it...”

If
he only knew who I'm thinking about really.

“If
I wasn't weez ze police girl, I would make you forget him +snap+ like
zat... one night, all it takes...”

(raspberry)

“I
have seen the world, luv... I know women—all tastes, colors and
shapes.” I took the cig away from his lips.

“Riiiight...”

“Don't
believe me zen...”

“Keep
it up and I'll put this out on your good eye...” I showed him
his cigarette on my hand.

“I'd
like to see you try.”

“Start
running...”

Yeah,
this is also part of our training. Stamina.

(knock
knock)

I
saw the door of the police girl’s room slowly open after I
knocked.

“Seras…”
The word almost didn’t come out of my lips.

“Oh
my god—are you crying?” Her eyes were huge.

I
just had to hear the word ‘crying’ to begin
sobbing again. As I walked toward her, her arms opened to comfort me
in a bear hug.

“What
is it!” I continued sobbing and sobbing against her shoulder.
“Please tell me!”

“I
… hate… your… Master—I… hate…
him.”

“What
did he do!”

I
guess she was surprised to see me cry after everything I have told
her he has done before. She sounded a bit scared. I felt her sniff
me.

“…
you
smell like beer…”

She
pulled me to her coffin bed and made me sit there. I wouldn’t
stop crying.

“I
can't believe he did this to me, Seras...”

“Oh
no... did he hurt you this time!” She studied my limbs, looking
for any sign of physical violence.

“No...!”

“Then
tell me—oh! That girl! Did he--.”

“No...”

Silence.

“OK!
What is it!”

“--that
bastard--.”

“TELL
ME!”

I
sniffled.

“Seras…”
I could barely talk. “I’m in love with your Master…”

Silence
from her and my uncontrollable sobbing.

“That’s
it! You scared me!”

“What
do you mean? This is scary Seras!”

She
began to chuckle.

“I
hate him! It’s his fault!—stop laughing!”

“You
are drunk, aren’t you…”

“…
no…”

“How
many?”

“...
8...”

“Oh
no… you can’t be hung-over tomorrow.”

“God,
I can’t believe this!... when the hell did this happen! Stupid
animated corpse I hate him!” I hissed and sniffled.

“I
think it’s great!” She said kneeling in front of me.

“No!
It’s not great! He—he doesn’t care about me, no!”

“What
do you mean…?”

“He
has fun with me Seras! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME!”

“He
has been waking up in your room, IN A BED, FOR MORE THAN 9
MONTHS!”

“SO?”

“WHY
ARE WE YELLING?” She yelled.

“I
dunno…” I mumbled.

Silence.

“Go
to sleep, please…”

“I
can’t-- you know what I was thinking when I was about to get
fired? HIM! How corny! I’m not corny Seras! I am a fucking
bitch!... I think…”

“You’re
not a bitch…”

“I’ve
been told…” I sniffled. “… this is so
stupid…”

“It’s
not stupid, stop saying that—.”

“I
hate him… I need more beer…” I stood up and
walked to the door.

“No!
Go to sleep!”

I
opened the door and reached for the bottle I had left outside near
the door.

Oop,
almost fell.

She
sighed loudly.

“…Crap,
STOP MOVING!” I looked at everything around me.

“Please
go to sleep… you still have to train your people—.”

“Screw
‘em… though if they bring beer to training, I'll do the
Macarena for crying out loud...”

She
pulled me with incredible strength and put me over her shoulder in
one smooth movement. I didn’t realize that I was upside down
right away because everything was moving anyways.

“Hey!
I’m flying! HAHAHAHA!”

“Sh!
Please be quiet, at least until we are out of here…” She
whispered.

I
think we are moving too.

“Put
me down, police giiiiirl!” I sing-songed and giggled some more.

“Shhhh!”

“Wheeeeeeeeee!”

“+sigh+…
I think you'll be quieter if I put you down…”

She
did and again everything turned around. I landed on my feet but she
had to hold me by my shoulders for me not to fall on my butt.

“Man,
everything is moving, STOP IT!”

“I
need you to be quiet now…” She said softly, covering my
mouth.

A
deep chuckle rumbled around us. I turned and saw Alucard standing a
few feet away from us. She mumbled something under her breath.

“Master—.”

“Hiiiii…”
I said, my body swaying, eyelids heavy and a big smile on my face.

“Hello…”
He smirked. Since when he's a hello person?

“Master,
I am taking her to her room.”

I
walked toward him, zig-zagging and giggling, biting my nails
nervously.

“Uh—where
are you—.” She lost the grip on my arm as I walked away
from her.

“Sh!
Seras it’s ok, I’m fine.”

Yes,
fine, right.

I
stood on my toes and wrapped my arms around his head. He knew what I
wanted to do, but I was too drunk to do it myself so he helped by
wrapping my legs around his waist.

“Uh...”
She sounded uncomfortable. “… Master she has to go to
sleep—.”

“Alucarrrrd?”

“Yeees?”

“I
love you.”

“Oh
no—.” She whispered.

“Wait
Seras! Shhhhushhh for a minute...” I put my finger on my lips,
turning to her.

“Yes,
shush police girl.” He was grinning like a madman. “...
you were saying?”

“No,
Master please she’s—.”

“I’m
fiiiiiinneeee…” My face turned into a frown. “…
and I hate you for that!”

“For
what, milady…”

“It’s
your fault I’m in love with you!”

“Is
it?”

“Please
Master, let her go…”

“Seras!”
I said loudly and she jumped back. She was standing beside both of
us, pulling at my shirt.

“Alucard…”

“I’m
still here…” He said with a serious face. Apparently.

“You
bastard… you made me—Seras stop pulling me…”

“Please
lets take you to your room…” She almost whined.

“Alucard…

“Hm?”
His lips were in a tight smile now, trying not to explode in
laughter.

I
looked at him for a few seconds, blinking very slowly.

“I
want to have your vampire babies…”

“Ok,
I’m taking you to your room now—.” Seras
grunted.

“Police
girl, you are no fun…” He said with an almost straight
face.

“…
Master,
don’t encourage her!”

“Seras,
is it ok with you if I have his babies?” I rested my head back
and looked at an upside down Draculina.

“Oh
please stop saying those things… let’s go to your
room—please…”

“You
still can’t have babies right?” I asked him,
disappointment in my slurred words.

“…
Last
time I checked…” He sounded thoughtful, but playful.

“Oh…
sucks...”

“I
very well remember a dagger buzzing near my head one time you thought
I could make those vampire babies…”

“Oh,
Master…”

“Not
your heeeeeaaaaddddd…. the waaaaall…” I giggled.

“No...
I am almost positive; your target was my head...” I felt him
bringing me higher. I was slipping down his body; my legs were not
holding me up very much. His hands intertwined under my butt to keep
me on him.

“Lets
go! NOW!” I felt her pulling my arm.

“Oh…
too bad then…” I said with a click of my tongue.

“It
is the thought that counts, milady.”

“Yeah...
+silence+ They would've had the coolest hair...”

Seras
sighed loudly.

“And-and...
does it hurt you to get married?” I am so drunk.

His
body shook with silent chuckles.

“WHAT!”
I jumped at her yell.

“SHH!”
I said in her direction and then went back to him. “... we're
having a conversation here, Seras—yeah, like... the church and
the blessings and the ring—does that hurt you?”

“I
can't believe you are saying all this...” She sounded pissed.
“Master!...”

“Police
girl!” He mocked her.

“Stop
answering her! She's been drinking!”

“Just
a little Seras, don't be such a baby--+hiccup+...” I giggled.
He arched his eyebrows.

“8
beers is not a little!”

“I
think she's even more fun when she's drunk.” He turned to me.
“... don't you agree?”

“Yeah!”
I giggled and climbed higher on him, my nose touching his. I tilted
my head a bit, and bit his lower lip playfully.

“Ahh!”
I heard the police girl yelp.

I
opened my eyes as I kissed him aggressively and caught the moment
Alucard put his hand on the police girl's head and pulled her behind
him. He's hiding her? Or not letting her see us kissing? More giggles
from me.

“Master!
What the—let me--.”

“Hmmmm.”
I moaned into his mouth.

“Uh,
hullo? I am here! Girl, lets go, you need some sleep... and a cold
shower...”

“I
really liked what you did with your gun that time...” I
chuckled wickedly.

“AH!
I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING! Blah, blah, blaaaahh—let's
GO!” Yeah she was yelling.

I
felt a pull so strong I flew off Alucard's body.

“Damn!
C'mon girl! It's not like you aren't having fun too with your
merc--.”

“LETS
GO, BYE MASTER!”

Again
everything turned around... I guess I was on her shoulder again.

“Wheeee!
I'm flyi—bye Alucard!” I blew a kiss in his direction.

--

I
felt the police girl tuck me in. I guess I had passed out on the trip
here. Wow, I didn't know I could sleep upside down.

“Now,
get some rest, ok?”

“Mh-hm...”
I nodded like a little girl.

I
saw her walk away, about to get the door.

Silence.

“I
can't compete with her...” My voice was breathy and
surprisingly sad.

I
sniffled. I felt much calmer now.

She
stopped and turned around.

“What
do you mean?”

Silence.
I chuckled sarcastically.

“It
is her he loves... don't you see it?”

Silence.

“I
can't believe people here are so blind...” A little sad smile
came to my face.

She
continued to look at me, curious about why I was saying those things.

“Everyone
calls your Master a beast around here... and he is... beasts also
need to be petted once in a while and I conveniently was around the
place--.”

“Don't
say that.”

“It
is so obvious Seras... and it wouldn't be a problem... but I'm
starting to care...”

Silence.

“You
see how she is... they both feel something for each other, I heard it
in a conversation they had... but she's more unapproachable than
him... you think that 'Ice Queen' nickname came out of thin
air?”

“He
cares for you too... “ She was kneeling beside my bed.

“He
said he only acts in his self-interest...”

“And
what if his interest is simply you...”

Silence.
She spoke softly, closer to me.

“He
doesn't care about soldiers... yes it sounds mean, but--I saw him
take you away from that craziness when you were caught in the
illusion, remember? He wasn't even supposed to be there in the first
place. I think he got in trouble for that...”

Silence.

“And
he stayed with you and—remember what he said! What you told
me!... he doesn't do things like this I am telling you...+silence+ he
reacted to your death—not a real one but he did! How can you
think he doesn't care?”

Silence.

“Stop
jumping from one extreme of denial to the other... remember all those
little things... those are the ones that really count... maybe he
doesn't do it all the time, but I doubt very much you are just a good
time...”

Silence.
Sniffle. Yeah, she does have her insightful moments.

I
started to chuckle.

“God,
I can't believe I told him I wanted his babies...” My hand went
to my face.

“His
vampire babies...”

“Oh.
God. No.”

She
chuckled. I had to laugh too. Her chuckle escalated to a laugh with
mine. What was the use of getting mad or embarrassed?

“Oh,
no... I proposed to him?” More laughs from her. “...
shit... where the HELL did all that come from?”

“It's
the beer's fault.”

“Damn
Germans...”

She
chuckled. Again my face went serious.

“Should
I back off now?”

Silence.

“Before
it is too late?” Her tone was a bit sarcastic.

Silence.
Too late... ha.

“I
better go to bed.”

“Ok.”
She came to me and gave me a hug. “...look for me if you want
to talk.”

“Thanks...”
I said with a smile as our bodies separated.

I
know I won't get any sleep... but I'll pretend.

I
can almost hear his answer to that question that has been driving me
crazy for all this time. And is not the one I want to hear.

Thanx
again+chom chomp+ mighty cookies :D
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