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“No way!”

“W- WHAT?”

“I said,” he repeated himself and now grinned wolflike down at her. “there is NO way I am letting you go now!” his grip on her waist tightened as he pulled her again flush against his body after looking all over her. Kazuha shivered slightly from the excitement which she would not have expected from his simple, passionate gaze.

“B-but Heiji!” and before her protest could really form, he had already kissed her deeply again and this time lift her up and off the ground, winding her legs around his waist. She tried to make sounds of protest but they were stiffled against his lips. Not that he let any other protest come to life as he stumbled blindly around the bathroom with her in his arms.

Kazuha soon felt something solid but slightly cold touch her behind. Heiji was nuzzling her ear and then kissing down her throat. A little groan escaped her as she leaned back.

“Oh Heiji!” she moaned. “On the washmachine?”

“I told you I am not going to let you go!” he whispered against her throat and slowly moved his kisses down to her breasts. She moaned and her hands came up to hold his head. “Heiji!”

The next thing he heard was a “No!” He looked at her in wonder and she explained.

“It`s too loud. They`ll hear and then-” she was cut off by a finger on her lips. She looked with interest at him as he kneeled down, kissed her legs in the progress what made her squirm, and then she could not see anything for he had disappeared from her view. The next thing she could hear was some rustle of clothes and a few sounds of a computer or something like that. Soon after his stupid grin appeared over the edge of the washmachine and a second later it started rubling.

“You put the washmachine on??” she asked in wonder.

“I know I am a genius. Nobody can hear you scream now, muahahahaha!” if possible his grin got even more stupid as he again looked all over her.

“Woooah, am I to be afraid now?” Heiji did not respond. He only grinned, giving her a sexy one corner smile.

His hands were on her thighs, stroking them up and down, all over. Kazuha soon moved one leg up, running her heel over the back of his thighs. Heiji found it funny, how quickly she could get over her protests from before but was not about to refuse her invitation.

He held her hands and moved his kisses down her stomach and belly, kissing, nibbling and licking his path over her skin, making her gasp and squirm in the earnest. Her whole body was arching against his caress, begging him to stop torturing and give her what she needed. As he spend a longer while on her hipbones without moving any further she groaned out in protest and pulled him on his hands up, capturing his lips once again. He grinned at her inpatience and trailed one hand away from hers and down between her legs in a sudden move, causing her to scream silently, breaking the kiss in the progress.

He could not stop grinning, seeing her lost in pleasure in front of him, spread over the wash machine. Never stopping his hands action, he attacked again her throat and soon kissed her deeply. Kazuha was hugging his body, drawing him over her and on the machine as well, rubbing her whole body against his, feeling like she was burning from the inside and she would burst if he did not sate this deep need in her womb soon.

“Heiji!” she breathed against his lips, pleading.

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“Please!”

“Please what??”

“WOULD YOU TWO STOP??? Who for God`s sake said she was pregnant? It`s just a stupid idea made up by two old men!”

The senior Hattori and Toyama looked at Sizuka with closed mouth and big eyes.

“B-but..” her husband tried to apease her but she raised a hand.

“No, I have had enough. Stop it right now, let`s change topic. You have been talking about it for too long already!” ‘And I had to listen to your strange phantasies!’ she thought, a little pissed.

She knew Kazuha was not pregnant, after all she was not really sick at the moment no matter what she and her son had sucessfully told Heizo. So, logically what the men said made no sense but she did not want to betray her son, knowing it would shock the creep out of her husband.

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“Kazuha!” he whispered as he felt the heat of her against his body and burning his hand. “I… I am sorry.”

“W-what?” she breathed against him, not understanding what he meant, hoping he did not want to stop now. Out of this fear, she wound her legs around his hips, pressing him closer, causing Heiji to groan out and hit his forehead against her shoulder. “Kazuha!” he groaned again.

“Y-yes?”

“I am s-sorry!”

“Why?” she chocked as he licked the line of her jaw.

“I…” he took a deep breath and tried again. “I n-need you.” His hand stroked deeper, earning another moan from her. “B-because of.. of the f-forepl-” he was cut of and groaned loudly as her hips arched against his deliberately and oh so seducingly.

“Later!” she breathed out. “I need you now! Please!”

That was all he needed as he looked at her for a long second and once again kissed her deeply, before sinking in her and her embrace.

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“I wonder what they are doing so long!” Toyama wondered aloud.

Shizuka and Heizo only looked at him. She gave him no reaction but Heizo shrugged his shoulders.

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Kazuha bit her lip hard as she groaned loudly against his chest while Heiji let his suppressed scream free in her hair. She engulfed him completely, her arms and legs around him, and him inside her warmth. He felt like his body was on fire, like she burned him where ever she touched him. They held on tightly on each other, her fingernails leaving marks on his back for sure, and didn`t move at all.

“Heiji!” Soon it became too much and she arched against him, pleading motion, to make him move. He did not need telling twice as he pulled away a little, missing the delicious heat of her but not for long since he started to move and lay down again on her. She groaned and moved with him, helping him, increasing both their pleasure.

Although they tried their best to keep quiet, that was hardly possible. So they at least tried to keep the volume down so the other won`t notice anything, and that alone was still very hard.

Heiji kept moving, driving her and himself higher and higher to completion, trying to keep his passion in check which was impossible. They clutched tightly to each other, Kazuha feeling something inside her gather, a known force and it kept growing and growing, driving her insane.

She panted hard, scratching Heiji`s back while pulling him always closer and closer, chanting for him to set the power free, to remove all other thoughts beside him, to drive her crazy and out of her mind. At the feeling of her nails he groaned out, unprepared for the pain/pleasure and doubled his efforts to please her. Now it was her turn to groan out loudly.

Both were driving against each other, baring themselves completely to the other, sharing the most intimate act with the one they loved, trusting and letting go of all feeling with no regard for tomorrow. And suddenly, they were there. They reached the goal they had been striving at, had together won the battle and everything around them exploded. They clutched at each other bruisingly and clutched their eyes shut tightly, seeing stars as they screamed out the name of the other.

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Silence. Somehow, nobody knew what to say.

“My friend?”

“Hm..?” Heizo asked.

Silence engulfed them again, making clear in Toyama`s face that he was not completely certain about his question. After a quick gaze to Shizuka, he could not help his chuckle and asked his friend what he had wanted to.

“If it’s a boy, what kind of name would be apropriate?”

The dark colored man grinned at his friend, ignoring his wifes looks.

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Heiji lay spend on top of Kazuha, holding her close, panting hard. She was panting herself and was holding his head to her chest, enjoying the warm afterglow. How both would have loved to stay like this forever, or at least for some time, but they knew exactly they were being awaited.

Heiji very reluctantely left his comfortale and warm and soft spot and rested his chin against her, looking into her eyes lovingly. He smiled as he saw her dreamy look and her distortd hair. He reached out and stoked it softly to the side.

“You are the sweetest thing I have ever layed my eyes on!” he whispered suddenly.

She smiled very softly at him, feeling absolutely touched and bend to give him a quick kiss.

“And you are the greatest guy I have ever layed eyes on!” she whispered back, stroking his own head.

“Ha, I know! This washmachine adds an extra kick, what do you think?” he grinned stupidly.

Kazuha blushed and shook her head, chuckling softly then pulled him up for a deep kiss.

“We really should go back, my hero!”

“If we must!” he sighed out and wound his arms around her, then stood up on his feet completely and lifted her off. He turned with her and set her on her feet. Heiji thread his hand through her hair and looked at her sweet face again before he bend and kissed her softly.

“Now help me find my underwear and my skirt!” she asked him, blinking and turned around to scan the place.

“Huh? Whatfor?” he answered in fake ignorance.

“You are impossible!”she slapped his arm playfully.

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“I sure hope she’s all right!” the concerned father told the others.

“Oh, I am sure!” Shizuka assured him and looked quickly back at her plate.

“What are we going to do if she really is preg.. you know!?” Heizo asked concerned.

“Nothing! It’s their business!” Shizuka insisted.

Just at this moment Heiji and Kazuha entered the room, immediately drawing the attention to them. As the three pair of eyes bored at them, they regretted for a second having entered this room at all but Heiji squeezed Kazuha’s hand that he was still holding.

“I am sorry…” Kazuha excused herself as she sat down, Heiji following her example. “I was not feeling well.”

“It’s okay, dear!” Shizuka answered quickly because she did not trust in what the men would answer.

Kazuha and Heiji looked at each other in confusement at the looks they were still receiving from the others. They had actually never seen their fathers look this dirty, especially when looking at them. Shizuka had to grin at the looks on the faces of the kids and actually had to cover her mouth. She was indeed feeling a little sorry because the two still were so oblivious. But on the other hand… She saw her son grin at Kazuha and at that split second she decided that they had deserved some… punishment.

“How about some dessert?” Shizuka suggested to the men, then turned to look at Heiji and Kazuha intensely. “I know YOU two had yours already, but…” she trailed off, giving them a “look”, bathing in the embarrassment of the two, their red cheeks and their shocked looks, brilliantly amusing herself with the whole situation. Even she enjoyed being a little mean here and then. A side gaze at the two men told her clearly that they had absolutely no idea what was going on. They were almost pitiable, the two, how they looked at Shizuka with puzzled gazes. “I saw them in the kitchen..” she told the men. Their faces lit up, happy they understood what was going on.

Kazuha and Heiji shared a look as if asking the other if Shizuka knew and quickly looked away from each others gaze again in unison. They were not sure if they had only phantasized the emphasize Shizuka had put on her statement before but it had sounded very…

“And what did you eat?” Toyama asked them suddenly. The two looked at him puzzled but he went on. “Ice cream and cheese maybe?” he quickly looked at Heizo who looked back at him with raised eyebrows. They held the look for a moment and burst out laughing. The rest looked at them with even more confused and one annoyed look. Shizuka wasn’t believing what she was hearing.

Quickly after they had calmed down halfway, Heizo raised his arm to Toyama, beckoning him to be quiet for a second and then added. “O-or maybe, chocolate and cucumbers?”

“Muahahaha!” Toyama burst out and Heizo immediately followed. Heiji looked totally irritated at Kazuha, hoping to find help in that direction but she only shrugged her shoulders and looked equaly confused and helpless back at him while Shizuka only hit her hand against her forehead and closed her eyes. She was shaking her head and letting out a long sigh.

After some time of silence, laughter from the men and stupefied gazes between Kazuha and Heiji, she stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

“I’ll just look after the dessert!” Kazuha smiled politely and walked out of the kitchen. The two still chuckling men turned their heads to look after her while Shizuka did the same, saying nothing and Heiji stood up to follow her. “I’ll go help!” he murmured and was gone. He thought the sudden behaviour of their parents was just too strange!

“Do you think they know that we know?” Toyama leaned over the table and asked Hattori senior.

“I don’t know!” said man leaned towards the other as he answered. “Don’t you think we were subtle enough?”

Shizuka groaned as if in pain, holding her head in a hand. ‘Honestly, what did I ever do to deserve these two?’ she asked herself and stood up, leaving the dining room without another word to the two. No word if one does not count groans, for groaning she did again at the last words she heard from the room.

“Anyway, can you believe we are already becoming grand- parents? It seems to me like yesterday when Kazuha was born and now my baby is… she is…” Toyama sounded near tears.

“I know exactly what you mean, my friend! Today you buy them fake magnifying glasses and detective novels, tomorrow they go and make you a grand father…that is so…” Heizo struggled for words and a few seconds later both men leaned towards each other and half screamed, half whined in unison:

“We are so OOOLD!!!!!!” they hugged each other in compassion and neither heard the door of the dining room shut close louder than usual.

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“Kazuha!” a voice called the young woman.

“Here!” she looked over the edge of the fridge. Heiji approached her and looked quickly behind his shoulder.

“Do you have any idea what’s up with them?”

“Not at all! They act so strange.”

“Absolutely…” he trailed off.

“Do you think they… you know, noticed?” Kazuha blushed deep red and looked back at the fridge.

“I am not sure… I don’t really think so but..” Heiji thought hard about how to read the behaviour of the others but before he could come to a theory he saw his mother standing on the treshold of the kitchen.

“Mom!”

“Can I help you with something, Kazuha- chan?”

“No, I am fine. Thank you very much!” Kazuha popped her head with the rosy cheeks over the fridge-door and smiled politely.

“All right!” the older woman answered and stood there without another word.

After a while of a tense silence that Shizuka seized to think about the best way to tell her son what she had in mind, said son cleared his throat.

“Can we help you in any way?”

She suddenly knew exactly what to do. Direct attack was always best.

“Heiji?!” suddenly Shizuka turned with serious expression to her son, started walking and came to a halt in front of him.

“Uhm.. yes?” he had the strong wish to back away from that woman but the counter on his butt prevented that.

She looked with a somehow serious expression at her son, for a long time and he really started to get nervous as suddenly said expression turned somewhat really pissed off. By now Kazuha had come to stand next to Heiji, curious to find out what was going on. Shizuka’s eyes turned smaller as she broke her stare at his eyes, now looking at them both and she placed a hand on their shoulders, one hand on each kid.

“I sure do hope you two had some protection in there. Honestly, it’s really unbearable, to listen to that men talk about their future children and about how old they actually are just yet! Believe me! They really think you are pregant as consequence to that sickness you faked. Just don’t do that to my poor nerves just yet! So it would be nice if you told that two child-heads that they still have some time without having to go to buy diapers, okay?!”

She patted Heiji’s and Kazuha’s shoulder like a mother giving a good advise to her little child and without waiting for an answer turned and started walking out of the kitchen.

Heiji looked surprised at the red face of Kazuha, both absolutely stupefied. Suddenly she clapped her hands over her mouth and stared back at Heiji feeling her head starting to glow.

“Oh no!” she squeaked almost breathlessly as the words of her mother in law sunk in. Heiji only opened his mouth but nothing came out, no matter how often he tried or how much he moved it. It only served to make him look like a fish. An insane fish, so he closed it again and that quickly.

His still shocked wife had by now leaned her face against his chest, obviously so embarrassed she wanted nothing more than hide from the world. He hugged her and patted her back gently.

“Ssshhh, it’s okay!” he whispered to her. She drew back and looked at him shocked.

“How can you say that? Your mother caught us.. caught us doing…oh my god!” she hit her head back at the spot against his chest, shaking it in disbelief. No matter how horrible Heiji himself found that situation, he could not help being amused by his sweet wife who was by now quietly chanting “oh no, oh no, oh no” with the head-shaking.

He grabbed her, lifted her up and over to sit her on the kitchen-counter. She squealed in surprise and held on to his arms. He stepped now close to her and held her head between his hands, then kissed her slowly and with a lot of affection.

Kazuha tried to push him away, still far over the point of normal embarrassment but he held her hands in his, ignoring her and never breaking the kiss. She soon melted against him and kissed him back. He grinned against her.

“Better?”

She only smiled at him and shook her head. “You’re impossible!” he smiled back and held her hands after rubbing down her arms slowly in a reassuring manner but said nothing.

“What are we going to do now?”

“Well…” he thought about it for a second. “I guess, tell them that they don’t have to worry about diapers and dummies just yet!”

She slowly nodded and looked past Heiji’s shoulder, sinking in her thoughts.

“Kazuha?” she looked at him, his serious voice and look almost forcing her to.

“But one day, we’ll tell them, won’t we?”

She looked tenderly back at his penetrating eyes that seemed suddenly so unsure but in the same time showed a child-like delightning.

“Tell them what?” she asked, pretending to have no idea. She wanted to hear him say it.

“To go and buy diapers because we run out of it!”

Kazuha giggled amused but nodded, touching a hand to his cheek, smiling brightly. “We will for sure!”

“When we have our own little family, right?”

“Yes!” she nodded again, this time slighter and touched the other side of his face with her free hand. His arms wound around her waist and he stepped as close as he could, all the while staring deeply in her eyes.

“With a little being as beautiful as you…” he told her, still absolutely serious and stroke over her hair before returning his hand to her waist.

“And as intelligent and crazy as you?”she asked in return, adopting his loving tone of voice.

He chuckled at that. “Maybe…”

She neared his face and touched her forefead to his, enjoying the moment, the touch, the closeness to the maximum. A soft smile was sweeping over her lips at the image of them as a little family. Unconsciously, both tightened their embrace and were soon clinging together tightly. She pulled her head back and smiled at him in a sweet and enchanting way that took his breath away. They smiled at each other, perfect conversation going on between their looks that needed aboslutely no more words.

She leaned in and he met her in a honey-sweet kiss that made her almost sigh out in pure bliss.

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“Where have you been?” Heizo asked his wife afte she reentred the room.

“Oh, you mean you two actually made a break from all your whining and day-dreaming that you noticed me gone?”

“Are you mad?” he asked back in a confused tone of voice.

‘Oh gods, give me strenght…’ she thought, supressing the urge to hit his head against the table. Hard and repeatingly.

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After a little eternity of staring at each others eyes like a couple freshly in love, she was the first to break the comfortable silence.

“We really should get the dessert done! I won’t need long but we can not stay longer away or else…” her cheeks painted again deeper.

Heiji found this very amusing and he would have liked to go on teasing her like this but he knew she was right.

“You are right. What can I do?”

At this Kazuha stocked a little, looking questiongly down at him.

“I don’t know if that’s such a good idea…”

“Why!!” He immediately asked, almost offended.

“Because you know what happened last time I told you to clean the table..” she raised an eyebrow and looked at him knowingly.

A second later, a big fat grin spread all over his face as the memory hit him, still rather vividly.

“I remember! You had the same position!” he pointed with his hands at her and his eyes turned wolfishly, as if he was about to pounce on her any second. “Only on the kitchen-table instead of the counted which is neither a reason nor an obstacle…” he trailed off and she saw that he was eating her with his eyes already.

“Aaahh!” Kazuha screamed lightly and jumped away from him and off the counter. “Oh no, you won’t!”

“Are you saying you didn’t like it?” he crossed his arms in front of his chest, offended and started pouting. She had to giggle and walked over to him, kissing his nose.

“Of course I did! I bet you could see that I DID! Although you broke my best tea-pot with your rude ways of cleaning the table, or should I say sweeping over it ruthlessly?”

He snorted and she grinned again.

“You know I did like it but not after today, with them here and… you know…” she turned red and after seeing his knowing smile, slapped him on his arm playingly. “Impossible!” she murmured and returned to her dessert.

She smiled as she felt a kiss being placed on her neck and turned to smile at Heiji.

“Okay, and I’ll go to clean the table. Really clean it! I promise!”

“Such a good boy!” she teased him.

“Oh, be quiet!” he kissed her a last time and went to work.

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“Bye, till next time!”

“Yeah!”

“Goodnight!”

“Goodnight!”

The guests left and winked goodbye. Kazuha looked at Heiji and could not fail but notice the relieved look on his face. She smiled but could only agree silently. What a day it had been! In any way, she was glad that it was over now..

She was sure she will never ever forget the looks on the faces oh her father and her father in law after they had the “talk” with them. They seemed relieved but also sad at the same time. Honestly, sometimes men were just strange. She was sure that was a fact that would never change…

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Later this night….


“Heiji?”

“Yes?”Heiji screamed, meaning for Kazuha to hear him since he was laying on their bed, looking at the ceiling and she was in the bathroom, preparing herself for bed.

“I would say, your mother is really cool. What do you think?”

“Scaringly, I think so too.”

“Although it’s still embarassing she heard us!”

“I still can’t believe it!”

“Well!” she stepped out of the bathroom and walked slowly closer to him, making him choke at the view. She had known for sure just why she had put that red lingery on that revealed most of her complimenting parts. “Let’s just forget about it for now!”

“Yeah!” he was only too willing, nodding eagerly.

She stood now at the edge of the bed and grinned at him. He winked at her to come closer and after chuckling, she kneeled on the bed and crawled to him on all fours, squeazing her breasts between her arms in the progress but always knowing exactly what she was doing.

“We have other things to attent to, don’t you think?” she was now kneeling directly over him, her breath playing across his face.

“Oh yeah?” he wound his arms around her waist, pulling her down on top of him. “Like?”

“Well…” she licked his lips. “I do remember somebody promising me something about forepleay?”

“What??” he grinned broadly at her. “Noooo, can`t be!” Kazuha grinned only back and kissed him. As she pulled away he grabbed her suddenly and threw her on the bed. She laughed and waited for whatever he had in mind.

Heiji kneeled on top of her and grinned down. Then he drew the blanket over his head and disappeared underneath it. Kazuha laughed louder as he started kissing her belly.

Then, all of a sudden, the feeling was gone. She looked down at the huge buldge underneath the blanket as suddenly and with a blob his face reappeared. “Kazuha?” his serious voice called her name.

“Yeah?”

“Did I ever tell you, how much I love you?”

Kazuha smiled at him brightly, her eyes shining. “You can always say it again!” Heiji smiled back.

“I love you!”

“I love you!” she replied and he bend to give her another sugar-sweet kiss before disappearing underneath the blanket again and for the next hours, all one could hear was gentle laugher, cheery chuckles, giggles, promises of love and here and there some moans.


The end

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A/N: I can only hope that you people enjoyed this!