The Dreaded puff puff fruit

"So how are you feeling?" Robin asked.
"Meh." Nami said, waving a hand.
"Meh?"
"Well, I'm not all depressed...still kinda upset but still.." she said with a shrug.
"Alright. How about your mind set?"
"You mean am I still in little girl mode? not...really."
"You feel it there, but for the moment you can be a big girl." Robin clarified.
"Pretty much....when did my bed turn into a crib?" She asked, as if noticing that for the first time.
"A few seconds after you were set down in it."
"Huh...it's kinda comfy.." Nami said, then semi bounced in it, giggling a little.
"Enjoying yourself?" Robin asked.
"Yuppers. might as well have a little fun with this poopy head of a power." Nami said.
she then got on her feet, wobbling a bit, then toddled over to the rails.
the bars came up to about Nami's belly, and she huffed.
"Want out."
As she spoke, her outfit popped and she went from her sleeper to a diaper shirt and white socks.
"I'm sure you do, but it's your nap time." Robin said.
"What? Bull! I'ma big girl and it's like only 3!" Nami said and stomped a foot.
"True, it is only about 3:15, but -your- hardly a big girl...you're a big baby, and with powers that will wear you out so you need those nap times."
"I DUN WANNA TAKE A NAP!" Nami screamed and then grabbed a pillow and tossed it at Robin's head.
"WANNA PLAY! WANNA GO AND PLAY!" She screamed and started rocking back and forth in the crib.
"Nami that is enough!" Robin said sharply, and a arm formed on Nami's back and the hand smacked Nami's puffy ass.
"You...you...Hit me.." Nami whimpered, stopping and then tears and snot leaked down and she started to wail.
"You hittttt meeeeeee!" She wailed and flopped down on her butt, rubbing her eyes and kicking her legs.
"Oh for the love of god.." Robin muttered.

Ryan grumbled softly, as he was carried back by Gary, over the big man's shoulder.
The rainbow mercs had called off their party for the moment, to take those in need of it home.
As the older man slept, he re-lived parts of his life he wished he could drink away.

- Palm tree island, 15 years ago -
"run run! It's Yellow!" Screamed a bandit, crawling on all fours to try and get away faster.
His warning came too late, and a much younger Ryan zoomed out of no where, clubs swinging as he took down the bandits with ease.
"Leave my island alone, or face my wrath!" He bellowed, then chuckled, turning back to his police force.
"Alright boys, book'em!"

-13 years ago -
"are you sure about this?" his wife asked him, holding their kids close.
"We're getting bashed to hell, The pirates want the diamond cave for themselves. I've lost half my police force to them, and if I can turn into a army, i can make them leave one and for all."

-10 years ago.-
He was in a bar, drinking with all of his clones.
The side effects of the fruit, was it made him a booze hound, and he spent more time drinking than fighting these days.
His wife was yelling at him again, but he could barely understand her.
"Fucking woman...I wish she would just die and leave me to my booze.." he thought drunkly.
A clone formed, and picked up a club and....

-7 years ago -
He was in his ship, exhausted, drunk and waiting to be brought into the sea. scenes of his murderous clones killing everyone on the island in a drunken stupor flashed though his mind.
"I'm a monster.." he thought to himself, and glared into the sea, then prepared to jump in, only to be held back by his clones, who refused to let him die.

-5 years ago -
"It won't make up for what you've lost, but if you did go into that rage again, we can stop you." John said, behind him were some of the others he would learn were called the rainbow mercs.
"what the hell...I've got nothing left to lose." Ryan said.

Gary frowned, and then shuddered.
"Did the old booze hound puke on me again?" he asked, eyes shut.
"No, that pleasure was saved for me...he's crying again." Gerard said dryly.

Robin sighed as she wiped Nami's face clean, and rubbed the big baby's back.
"I'm sorry alright." she said, rolling her eyes.
"S-shouldn't hit da baby.." Nami sniffled.
Nami knew she was acting like a baby, but couldn't help herself and it upset her even more.
Robin held a tissues to Nami's nose, and she blew into it, feeling even more helpless.
"I'm...I;m sorry.." Nami whimpered.
the crib bars were down as Robin looked after the big baby, and Nami gently tugged Robin's hand away from her face.
"I..I just really wanted out...and.." She trailed off.
"It's part of you're power now." Robin said gently, and then tossing the tissues away she pulled Nami into her arms.
"W-what are you.." Nami gulped, going red faced.
Robin sat in a chair, and as she had guessed, with a pop they were in a rocking chair.
"Just relax for me please." Robin asked, then positioned Nami so her legs when though the holes under the rocking chair, facing her and got Nami's head rested on her shoulder.
She rubbed Nami's back, and rocked gently, and began to softly sing a lullaby.
within moments Nami's outfit popped back into the sleeper, and the oversized baby was snoring softly.
With a smile Robin held off putting Nami back, it just felt right to have the girl like this, and she kissed Nami's forehead.
"For being a little hell raiser when awake, you're so cute when you're asleep." she coo'ed.

with Ryan put in his room, positioned with his head hanging off the mattress and over a bucket, Gerard took his leave of Gary, to keep watch still and make sure that Ryan didn't choke on his own vomit.
Gary headed back out, and smiled as he locked eyes with Sarah, stumbling a bit.
"Hey sexy.." he said with a grin.
She glared at him, then took her rock form and slammed him into the door of her room, then locked lips with him.
"Going to rape me again?" He asked, chuckling.
"It's hardly rape when you want it." She growled, going human again.
"Yeah..."
he opened the door and they fell in.
it was a odd relationship they had.
most of the time she was the type of girl he couldn't stand, and he was a raging asshole.
only when drunk could they be in love, and each time they refused to talk about it after.
For Gary, who had been forced to become a berserker by his village to defend, let out on missions but kept in a jail cell other times, Life as a merc was fresh, exciting and new, and he loved almost every moment of it.
he remember when John and Gerard had first found him, and rescued him..
For Sarah, she came from a life of riches and glory, but was faced with keeping it and being married to a snot nosed spoiled and ugly rich boy, or take John up on his offer.
Neither of them ever looked back.
For Gary, who had joined them in slaughtering anyone who tried to keep him from leaving, he was a semi outlaw, that they couldn't put a warrant on, since making a berserker was out lawed by the world government.
for his village to admit that they made one and lost it, would get them all in shit.
He had nothing to go back to, and nothing he would of called home anyways.
For Sarah, she could of gone back, and married the geek her father wanted her too, she would always be welcomed back.
However she chose not to out of respect for herself.
As funny noises were heard from her room, the other Merc's could only groan and wish that the walls were thicker.

Nami slept soundly, in her crib once again and Robin took the chance to go up and get a bite to eat, leaving a set of ears and eyes in the room.
"So hows Nami?" Luffy asked, as she stepped out on deck.
"Does she need a change yet?" Brook asked eagerly.
A kick out of nowhere left him on the floor.
"Pervert." Sanji grumbled.
"She's...adjusting." Robin said.
"Her area of affect is also getting bigger. she has a rocketing chair and crib in her room though she's just in the crib."
"How big will her area get?" Franky asked, looking worried.
"Shouldn't be too big..Don't worry, the ship will stay alright."
"Of course it will be, Because I built it and I'm SUPAR!!!" Franky said, grinning and striking a pose.
A collective sweat drop later, they got back on track.
"If you can help it, no body tease Nami." Robin said. "She's...um...Cranky."
"If anyone ever had a reason to be." Muttered Zoro.
"I have a important question!" Luffy said, raising his arm.
"ah...yes?" Robin asked.
"...I forgot."
Collective face fault this time.
"Why is he the captain again?" Franky asked, eye twitching.
"Cause I started the crew?" Luffy asked, picking his nose.
"And there are days I wonder why I joined." Muttered Sanji.
"Oh! OH! I know what i was gonna ask!"Luffy said looking all happy.
"I'm almost afraid to find out." Zoro chuckled.
"Can Nami still navigate?"
"Uh...that is a good question..."
"And it came from Luffy.."
"Is anyone else scared?"