The Dreaded puff puff fruit

As some of the crew worked off hangovers, John made a final check over there ship.
They had wasted enough time on this island, and they needed to get going if they were going to ambush the Straw hats.
"Marine reports put them somewhere in this area.." Gerard said, tapping the map.
Outside of the main cabin, dozens of Ryan's worked at getting the ship ready to go, while Gary and Ron carried supply's on board.
Lance was off the ship, being backed up by Sarah, looking for a few last meals to last him while they took off, Sarah there to protect him in cause he bit off too much.
"I've received permission to use Marine only channels. They're holding off attacking the Straw hats for right now, giving us a chance to at least weaken them." John said, elbows on the table, head resting agist his fists.
"No one claimed this would be easy."
"True, But the waring would of been nice." John grumbled, then stood up.
"Once the ship is set, and everyone's on board, having them start meeting with me and you one at a time."
"John?"
"Between you and me, we'll pick apart pictures and the likes taken of each straw hat while fighting, till we can give everyone a basic idea of what they're up against."
"Nice...You still haven't told them how you're going to get the Straw hats where you want them."
"Gerard...You can read my mind..are you telling me you haven't already looked?"
"Out of respect for you I haven't told the others..but yes."
"Then you know I find it distasteful, but it must be done. I try to tell myself, using these tactics on pirates doesn't count but.."
"I'll go check on the others..you just relax." Gerard said, patting his captain on the shoulder, then left the room.
As he watched Gerard go, John wondered what the telapath really thought of his plan.
It would take down the risk of killing the straw hats and his crew.
By nature, being mercs, they tried to bring in bounty's alive, as The Marines liked to be the ones to give the final solution.
"There are some days, I almost wish I had become a pirate." He commented to no one but himself, and then went back to looking over Monkey D. Luffy's know attacks.

Nami waddled onto the deck, and giggled as she felt the sun shine on her.
Her butt hurt a little,from the spanking she had gotten last night when Robin refused to let her come and play on the deck.
She huffed a little about it, but then dashed over towards Chopper, scooping him up and hugging him.
"Mine!
" she squealed.
"H-Help!" Chopper cried out, eyes going wide.
"Nami, you know you're not suppose to play with Chopper like that." Robin scolded.
"Oh...right.." She said, blushing and then dropped the reindeer, who ran off.
"Bye Chopper! wanna play later?" Nami called after him, then pouted when he didn't answer.
"Fine! Be a poopy head!"
Robin did a slight sweat drop, then walked over and patted Nami on the head.
"I'm sure he'll come around, if you leave him alone for awhile."
"Aww, OK..but he looks so cuddly!"
"Sanji made you pancakes you know.." Robin added with a smile, ruffling Nami's hair.
"R-Really?" Nami asked, wide eyed and drooling.
"Yup.with lots of syrup.."
"PANCAKES!" Nami cried out.
She switched from her playtime outfit, into just a diaper and bib, and ran..well waddled with speed towards the dinning room.
"Oh lord...Nami wait! You're going to give everyone a nose bleed!' Robin called, and chased after her.

"More pancakes!" Luffy demanded, pounding the table.
"And meat!"
"yeah yeah...hold on." Sanji huffed, flipping fresh pancakes.
"If you eat them all before Nami gets hers..." Sanji tailed off.
"Mine wasn't cooked all the way.." Zoro said, glaring.
"Oh, image that.." Sanji said with a shrug and grin. "I wonder how that happened.."
As he finished talking, a plate hit him in the back of the head.
"Here we go again.." Sighed Franky, in the middle of changing bottles of cola.
"Five bucks on Sanji." Usopp offered.
"Nonsense, did you see Zoro take on my shadow? He'll win for sure!" Brooke huffed, then slapped five berri on the table.
Luffy sighed, but took the chance while Sanji was trying to kick Zoro's teeth in, to sneak over and grab a fresh stack of cakes.
Just as Sanji's shoe was coming down to brain Zoro, Nami walked in and waved.
"Hewwo!" She coo'ed, waving her arms and grinning, making the bib flop up.
Serval things happened all at once, but later on, the straw hats agreed that it most likely went down like this.
1) Sanji shot out so much blood from his nose that he fainted, and would later need to revived by chopper with smelling salts.
2) Zoro would go for a quick hit on Sanji, then catch sight of Nami, and blushing beet red, excuse himself.
3) Luffy, seeing Nami, began to cry, knowing that with Sanji out, he'd have to share what was left of the pancakes.
4) Franky, jaw dropping, dropped his cola, which broke open and shot across the room.
5) Usopp, who was committing the sight to memory got whacked in the head by Frankys cola.
6) Brooke, experienced a moment of bliss, and would of done more but..
7) Robin came in with a blanket, and covered Nami up.
"Spoil sport!" Brooke huffed.
"..what happened in here?" Chopper asked, coming in and getting spotted by Nami.
"Pancakes AND chopper! Score!" she squealed and drove for the tiny reindeer.

"Is this really smart?" Gary asked, looking bored out of his skull.
"What do you mean?" John asked, humoring him.
"I mean..I'm the effing Berserker. I get pissed off and then lay waste to everything in site."
Gerard chuckled a little.
"What are you laughing at?...oh for gods sakes, what are you, twelve?"
"Heh..lay waste.."
"If we could get back on the task at hand?" John asked, rubbing his nose.
"But yeah...I'm not going to recall any of this, i'm just gonna be all like 'Gary smash' "
"He does have a point."
"Had to happen sooner or later." John sighed.
"Hey!"
"Just go, relax or what ever..and on you're way out send in Ryan..wait..did we pack booze?"
"We weren't, but he snuck a wagons worth oh beer barrels on board." Gerard answered.
"Grand...Alright send Lance in...I don't quite have it in me at the moment to deal with a deal Ryan."

As the dinning room was cleaned up by Sanji and Zoro, Nami sat in a high chair eating her pancakes with a baby bottle of milk next to her.
She had started out sitting in a normal chair, covered up by the blanket that had turned into a baby blanket of sorts, but kept her top covered better than the bib.
then the chair had made the trademark noise and Nami was in a highchair, sighing.
the same had happened when she went to have a glass of milk, and ended up with a baby bottle.
She had tried to take the top off, to drink like a big girl but a hand smack from mommy..Robin had resulted in crying, and then Nami drank her bottle like a good girl.
Robin had to cut up Nami's pancakes for her, and had started to wish she had fed Nami.
While piece of the pancakes were getting in her mouth, Nami was getting covered in syrup.
Across from Nami, Chopper was having scrambled eggs.
He had started to whine he wanted pancakes too, till he got scary looks from both Sanji and Zoro.
"Alright, the room done, I'm going off to get drunk." Zoro grumbled,then stormed off.
"Good, glad seaweed head finally left us alone." Sanji huffed.
"Now now, I think his reaction was understandable." Robin said with a grin.
"Oh?"
"You did undercook his food." She said with a knowing smile.
"Well um.."
"and you're too good of a cook to have done it by mistake."
"Oooooo, Busted!" Nami giggled.
"Shush up sweety." Robin said and ruffled Nami's hair, then pulled back a hand,
"Ew..Look, if you wanna help me look after her, then knock off the fights with Zoro, she' doesn't need to see them."
"He started it.."
"Really? and which one of you ate the puff puff food?"
"Ok ok..I'll call a truce..but only for Nami's sake." He grinned and ruffled her hand, then made the same face Robin had.
"We really need to start feeding her ourselfs.."
"Or you just stop making her food that leaves her this sticky."