Marine Trap

A/N: Howdy, all! So, I see most people liked the last chappie and then the rest were confused of why Luffy was on top. YAY! I like making you people happy or confused. It’s all good. On that note, my responses to reviews are at the bottom this time. I’m very sad, because the guy that I wanted to date called me a creep today. *sniff* ;_; on a lighter note it’s Time for the very last chappie.

Disclaimer: everyone knows I can’t own da’ piece so I won’t even bring it up. Wait.. Damn.

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Chapter #7 Happily Ever After?

Sanji clenched his teeth around his cigarette. That shitty-samurai had went and got himself lost. The crew had finally caught up with the marine ship only to find that Luffy and Zoro weren’t on it!!!! It was aggravating to say the least. The island in the distance seemed the only logical place they could have gone, besides the bottom of the ocean. Once at the island the group split into a group of two and a group of three. Sanji nearly begged to be in a group with Nami and Robin, but the women had decided that meant the two cowards wouldn’t be okay on their own. So now on the island the love-cook was walking with the long-nosed liar.

Usopp kept pointing at various plants or objects and saying how he’d used them to defeat or save something or someone. Sanji just tuned him out. No point in listening to his nonsense when he could be thinking about Nami or Robin or Nami AND Robin. A smile curled across his face.

“So you like my tale of how I vanquished the great captain booger?” the raven haired boy commented seeing the smile on his companion’s face.

“What?” Sanji raised his visible eyebrow in confusion. He hadn’t expected a direct question during one of the lair’s tales. Then a small cave off in the distance caught his eye. “they might be in there.” he pointed the cave out to the other man and headed in that direction.

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Nami, Robin, and Chopper walking in the opposite direction of the other crewmates were having no luck what so ever in finding the lost captain and swordsman. The doctor had found so herb that he said was useful in keeping food from going bad and was trying to carry as much of it as he could for Sanji to use. Robin was uninterested in the island as it had almost no if any historical significance. Nami was just looking for her friends and thinking about some way she could increase the swordsman’s debt to her for this. No use trying to get money off of Luffy.

Then they saw Usopp and Sanji indicating that the island was a very small circle. The group noticed that Sanji and Usopp were just standing there looking in some cave, Usopp’s eyes wide with a hand covering his mouth and Sanji’s jaw slowly dropped and his cancer stick fell to the ground. Something was most defiantly wrong. They took off in that direction desperate to find out what had happened or at least what they were looking at.

The three were contemplating everything that could possibly be in that cavern. They had thought of dead bodies, mutilated animals, satanic ritual sites, and various other things, but nothing could have prepared them for what they came across when the glanced in the cave.

Luffy with his boxers slid down to his knees on top of Zoro with his dick still inside the swordsman’s anus even though he went limp a long time ago. Zoro holding Luffy’s head to his chest with his sticky seed covering his stomach and his boxers around his ankles. Both asleep. With cloths scattered all over the cave although Luffy’s tending to be on one side and Zoro’s on the other. Nami covered her mouth with both hands to keep from screaming. Chopper dropped all of the herb he was carrying. Robin just looked with “Ah that’s interesting” written all over her face, but no real surprise or shock evident. Then she spoke.

“why don’t you go wake them up, cook-kun?” She turned to Sanji who wore a face somewhere between disgust and surprise.

“Me?”

“Well I figured it should be a man so that us ladies wouldn’t have to and you seem to be the only one brave enough to go in there.”

“maybe we should wait until they wake up on their own.”

That’s when Nami came into the conversation. “Zoro? Wake up? On his own? That’s not possible! You should wake them up. Please, Sanji-kun.”

Sanji looked hesitant. He wasn’t going in there. No way.

“For me?” Nami’s lip pouted out slightly.

Sanji walked into the cave without hesitation. Whatever he could do for his precious thief. He creped up to the two sleeping men silently. When he was right next to them he stopped dead in his tracks. What was he going to say? “oh we see you’ve had a good time” or “have fun?” or “get dressed you fuckers” or best of all “I see Zoro likes it in the back.” . yeah, that’d work real well. Sanji looked away realizing he’d been staring at them for a long time. He cleared his throat which woke up the goof-ball of a captain (zoro’s a heavy sleeper and didn‘t wake).

Luffy yawned and slowly slid himself out of his lover savoring every moment. Then looked up at the blushing chef.

“Morning Sanji =D” Luffy chimed in the happiest, most-pleased, refreshed voice that anyone had heard him speak in and that’s saying something.

“uh… mornin’….” Sanji kept looking away wondering how the captain could act so normal despite the fact that he was still sitting on the swordsman and both of them were almost completely naked. “you should…. Get dressed and meet the rest of us on the ship…” The love-cook tried not to look at his captain while talking to him and after he had finished his statement dashed out of the cave.

Luffy got up and put on his pants but didn’t bother with the shirt. It was still wet. And as he placed his trusted hat on his head reached over to wake up Zoro who just rolled over in attempt to ignore him but everyone knows that Luffy doesn’t give up.

Zoro let a agitated grunt as he was forced to wake up. He opened his eyes to see the huge sparkling smile of his lover in his face.

“Hey, Zoro! Get up! We have to meet everyone else at the merry-go!!” that goofy gin that never seemed to disappear spread once again. The swordsman just sat that a moment then he just had to know.

“how do you know they’re here?”

“Sanji came in a woke me up!”

“the love-cook?” Zoro could have died right then a there. That bastard had seen him and that meant he would never have another moments peace. There was no way he could live this down.
Reputation = out the window.

Somehow the two made it back to the ship instantly bombarded with questions and smart-ass comments from there companions.

“So you guys are gay?”
“you were the bottom huh?”
“when did you realize you were in love?”
Ect, ect, ect.

Sanji enjoyed giving Zoro the hardest time of his life about being the uke, but all the swordsman had to do was look at his captain to remember why he had done what he did. Luffy was asked all the sweet and truly interested questions by Nami who thought it was the cutest thing in the world for the captain and the first-mate to think of each other in *that* way. Usopp was telling Chopper stories of how me knew this was coming long before it happened. Robin was reading something.

Luffy managed to sneak away leaving Nami to listen to Usopp senseless lies. There was no way the snipper could have known what was going to happen in advance when the captain himself really wasn’t sure even now whether he was in the best goddamn dream of all time or whether this was reality.

The chocolate-haired boy went out to the deck and looked out to the ocean. The sky reflected perfectly in the ripple-less sea to the point that sky and water merged as one on out to the horizon. It was a truly peaceful and beautiful. The 17-year-old was so entranced by it’s wonder that he didn’t even realize the footsteps that approached him from behind. The footsteps got closer until they stopped directly behind the mesmerized boy. Strong, tan arms of the footstep’s draped themselves around Luffy’s neck.

“they’re never gonna leave us alone…” Zoro stated the obvious to his thick captain who in response grabbed hold on the arms and pulled them even closer to himself.

“Yeah.” His smile unmatched once again. That smile that seemed to make everything better. Luffy’s smile.

“Not exactly ‘happily ever after’ but it will do right?”

“I think I like this better than happily ever after.”

The two stood there in absolute bliss. Holding each other. Becoming one. This was bliss or at least it was until the love-cook called that lunch was ready and Luffy was gone before the statement had even been finished.

Zoro slumped against the railing of the ship. Smiling as much as he could manage which isn’t much but worth gold. With one last look to the ocean he went to join the rest of the crew. He and his captain were meant for each other, and he knew it.

Although next time he had to be on top just to shut that stupid love cook up.

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A/N: I think that’s the end….maybe. Okay! Review responses!

Noriko Sakuma: *tries to fix head with glue* I’M SORRY! You know for making your head explode and everything. In other news I’m such a sucker for puppy eyes and cherries. So here’s a new chapter. And about the Ace/Luffy thing, THEY are the ones missing out and you are not sick (unless you have a cold or something). You are cool. End.

Liera: you really shouldn’t bulge your eyes like that. Can’t be good for you. So is Luffy=seme good or bad? You never said. Thanks for reading.

Kuragari Okami: Glad you liked it! And I wrote more!! You see I listen to reviews.

Ludra Jenova: I know exactly what you mean. I didn’t like the way that “Fault and Action” turned out ether, but I was taking forever and had to post something. If you what me to try and fix it now just say so and I will try! ‘kay? Glad I could live up to your liking the second time around! ^-^ I’m proud of myself and you for being so honest.

Samurai Devil: I’m glad you liked it. That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside like there’s mold growing in there. (that’s a good thing I swear)

Notes to self: you’re telling them to much. Make A/N shorter.