False Advertising

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            Backing away a step, Shun gave his sincerest of smiles,
no matter how frightened he was. All that day's beauty stopped as time
stood still, the sun's rays shirking back from casting any light over the mug of this behemoth. He shuddered again, giving
his focus to the chick who'd pulled him into this mess. "I think there's
been a misunderstanding," he mumbled, fumbling to pull his jacket back
on.  Anayumi turned to Miko and grunted in question.  Cringing, Shun
pointed to the emblem on his jacket.  "I lied, I go to Ryokuto. 
It's a boy's school." The wind soughed by as Miko's eyes went wide; to
Shun, it was the earth's devilish laugh.

            It didn't seem to go over well as he backed away from
their more than annoyed advances. Miko had a serious scowl on her face and
Anayumi kept grunting like she was speaking in tongues.

            "Damnit," Miko swore, backing Shun into the
wall of the school.  His eyes dilated a bit when she gripped his crotch
and squeezed.

"Hey!"
he shouted, trying to back into the brickwork. She squeezed again and let go,
sighing.  "He is a
boy!" The giant grunted painfully, kicking the dirt like a child who'd
lost a bet.  Miko nodded. 

            "What,
uh, well, sorry," Shun mumbled.

            Miko shook her head and patted his shoulder. 
"You're ruining our experiment."

            ". . . Uh?"

            "We're studying alterative lifestyle cultures on
this planet.  It's what we do." The giant nodded in agreement.

            "You're aliens?!" Shun shrieked.  He
watched in amazement as they nodded again, Miko smiling faintly.

            "Whoops!  Told you too much!"

            At least Shun didn't feel PAIN when he was incinerated.

End. Ouch.