He's Such a Coward He Can Laugh
Epilogue
He's Such a Coward He Can Laugh
Epilogue
“You have five unheard messages in your inbox. Message one:
'Shizu-chaaaaaaaan! Pick up! You're not mad, are you? Oh, well I guess you would be, huh? You're just too easy to jab at. I don't suppose you have that game piece of mine? I sort of want it back. I'll try again in a few, I know you made bail. Tell Tom-san I said hi! Peace!'
“End of message. To delete, press four. To archive, press seven. Message deleted. Message two:
'Hey Shizuo, it's Kasuka. Listen, I've gotten very busy at the studio. I'm going to have to cancel our meet up next week. Maybe next time I'm in town I'll call. Bye.'
“End of message. To delete – message deleted. Message three:
'Shiiiiiiiizu-chan, I know you're there! If you don't pick up, I'm gonna fill your inbox with really annoying songs! Here I go! This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my –'
“Message deleted. Message four:
'This is a reminder for Heiwajima Shizuo-san. Your subscription is about to expire, and if –'
“Message deleted. Message five:
“... Shizuo. I … don't know what your thinking right now. Maybe that's why I can't stand you. Unlike other humans, you don't stick to the plan. You turn my expectations on their head! So... I just wanted to say … … … it's not … *sigh* … psh. Fuck it.”
“End of message. To delete, press four. To archive, press seven.
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Message saved. End of new messages.”