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Going Postal

By: Klepto
folder Gravitation › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
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Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Going Postal

At AWA 8, we had our second annual Yaoi panel. (YAY!) This year, there was a smut fic contest, and with the promise of first prize being a very nice Angel Sanctuary wallscroll I entered.

Rules:
It must be a smut
It has to be done by *insert deadline*. Basically it was the rest of that panel, turn it in, come back to tomorrow’s panel and finish it in an hour fifteen. (I wrote this in an hour. I feel so proud of myself! =^^=)
Must contain the words – kazoo, Q-tip, post office, lint, pebble, and God Rod

Now, on with the (comedy)SMUT!


Going Postal


“Tadaima! Nani?” Shindo Shuichi plucks a letter from the table.

Shuichi,
I’m out shopping. Could you please go to the post office and pick up a package for your aunt? She said it’s just a kazoo and shouldn’t be any trouble.
Remember to study,
Mom

“Mou! She’s always telling me to study!” With that, the young pink-hair bishounen goes to Plot Device Post Office.

Upon arriving, Shuichi finds himself quite alone. Most people are still at work. Really.
The future rock star grabs the package from their post box. “Eh? It’s kinda big for a kazoo...must be more than one.” Moving to leave, Shuichi slips on a convenient pebble, falling right into the ultimate uke position. “Uwaa!” Thud.

Nearby in the not so empty Plot Device Post Office, Fujumiya Aya jerks around at the cry and a torn package landing by his feet. He of course picks it up. “...the God Rod?”

From his...interesting position, Shuichi sees this God Rod for himself. It’s clearly labeled ‘the Ultimate Dildo’. “AHH!” He flips to his knees, waving his arms frantically, red as Rudolph’s nose. “It’s not mine! It’s not mine!” Aya smirks.
“You’re not planning to use this Q-tip are you?”
“IT’S NOT MINE!” Sliding the package on a table, the sexy redhead stalks up to the blushing youth, taking his chin in one hand.
“I’ll show you what a real God Rod is.” He then proceeds to push Shuichi onto his back.
“Wh-what are you doing?!”
“Shh.” He claims pink lips with a firm kiss, forcing his tongue into the sweet mouth.
“Mmph!” Shuichi only gives a token struggle as strong hands hold his small frame, long fingers stroking him under his clothes.

Aya licks down a smooth chin, stopping to suckle on a slim neck, wringing moans from the boy. “You’re wearing too much.” Before Shuichi could even think to protest, Aya all but rips his clothing off, leaving him naked on the floor. He assaults the pink-hair beauty with hands and tongue, nibbling him from collarbone to rose-colored nipple, then further.
Shuichi cries out, tossing his head and tears beading the corners of his eyes. He lets out a squeak as something warm and wet pushes at his entrance. “What the-oh!” He arches back as Aya thrusts his tongue in and out of him.

The redhead bishie soon lets up, unzipping his jeans and pulling out HIS God Rod.

“OH MY GOD!” Aya smirks once more as he takes hold of Shuichi’s hips. “A-ah! I...itai...”
“Shh...” He strokes the boy’s member as he completely fills him. He hardly gives him time to adjust before he bucks his hips.
“Ah! Oh! Oh God!” Shuichi’s small hands cling to the man’s back, his slim body rocking hard. “D-don’t stop! More! ONEGAI!”

Safe to say, he obliges.

Shuichi’s world explodes in stars and un-describable colors, screaming. Aya grunts as he cums.

They lay there a moment, catching their breaths. Aya stands and zips his pants back, dusting off a stray piece of lint. “You should get dressed. The crowd will be here soon.” He leaves.

Shuichi groans as he dresses, sore as hell. He grabs the package and leaves the building. “I should go to the post office more often.”








Wanna guess who won? *admires her new wallscroll* So silky... *purrs*
Tell me what YOU think though!

You may also thank my Yaoi friends(Aya-chan, Nagi, Eden, Bombay, and anyone whose name I may not remember at 4:45am) for suggesting the couple and giving me the needed inspiration and relaxed environment in order to plot this out.

Love you!

=^_^=
MEOW!

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