one night in da toilet

Disclaimer : Gravitation only belongs to Murakami Maki, one of the professional yaoi mangaka. I only borrowed her characters.

A/N warning : this fic contains yaoi/shounan ai coz it’s a Gravitation fanfic which includes romance and male-male stuffs. If dis is not what you’re comfortable with then what the hell are you doing here in a Gravitation fanfic site???

A/N 2nd warning : loads of grammar mistakes, spelling errors and other errors which always made my English teacher ran out of her red ink when marking my composition.

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Shuichi moaned a little,” Yuuukii~ I need to go… now… “

“ kono baka, can’t you wait for a moment? I’m almost finish. “ Eiri almost growled as he quicken his pace. God, why is it so far?

“ You said the same thing 10 minutes ago! “ Shuichi whine, “ I can’t hold on much looongeeeer~~ “ Shuichi tighten his grip on his trousers.

“ Shit, fine! Let’s go to the toilet now. Who told you to drink too much this morning?”

“ Gomen ne Yuki but that juice was so delicious that I can’t help but to get another glass after I drank one. “

“ and finish up the whole big bottle! You didn’t even left some for me! “

“ honto ni gomen ne Yuki, I didn’t knew honeydew juice was also my taste. It’s so sweet. I’m gonna rank it as my second favourite fruit after strawberry! “ Shuichi point out after he giggle madly to himself.

Eiri shook his head slightly and swung open the toilet door as they finally reach one.

“ I’ll wait for you outside--- “

“ No! wait for me here okay? Plus you need to clean that stain on your collar. “ Shuichi point before he disappear in one of the toilet.

Eiri raised his golden eyebrows and look at himself at the huge horizontal mirror behind the clean sinks.

Now how did that get there?

Then he snap his fingers after he rack his brain for a few moments. A few days ago he wore this shirt while fucking Shuichi when the kid was wearing in one of the school girl’s uniform and had put on too much make-up.

It was a Teitan high school uniform or was it Kanagawa? Before Eiri could ponder longer, Shuichi emerge from relieving himself and walk towards the sink next to Eiri and wash his hand.

Eiri didn’t have anything to do so he took out his glasses and clean thim with a hanker chief but after he finish it slip from his long slender fingers and fell to the floor.

Shuichi who was drying his hand witness this and happily spoke up, “ let me get it. “

“ No, it’s okay. “ Eiri bend down first and as he caught the hanker chief which was near to Shuichi’s shoe, as he tried to stand up again he felt something pulls him back down.

Eiri grit his teeth and tried again but this time he felt he almost get his brangs ripped from his scalp.

“ ow~ “ and the blonde novelist paled as he ran his fingers to his head and realize what was the reason he can’t get up.

“ Shuichi, you forgot to zip up your trousers right? “ Eiri said in a dead pan voice.

But what he receive was a small giggle, he tried to look up as much as he could and saw Shuichi was half shock and half amused.

“ What’s so funny? “

“ N-nothing Yuki, it’s, it’s just that your hair… it tickles… “

“ well, as you could see clearly from up there that some of my hair is caught by the zipper of your trousers, do you mind helping? “ Eiri asked in a sarcastic tone.

“ Gomen-gomen, but can you please stop moving your head? It really tickles. “ Shuichi can’t help but giggle more. Yea he was shock that such an accident could occur as Eiri’s hair got stuck by his zipper, he is embarrassed that he forgot to zip his zipper and also amused that as he didn’t expect something like this would happen in his life.

For some reason Shuichi felt something different. Maybe it’s because he never get Eiri to kneel down in front of him like this before. Maybe it’s because he could take this position in a different view, like Eiri is worshipping him or something.

Shuichi smiled at that thought. What a silly point of view. But his smile faded as he realize the situation is more than just just-some-hair-got-tangled.

“ Ow! Shuichi, could be at least a bit more gentle?? You’re almost making me bald or front-hairless, what ever. “ Eiri growled.

Shuichi surpress the urge to laugh again. He sometimes wonder how Eiri got the tittle as the best romance novelist as these few days Eiri’s words sometimes not logical and really not something from the dictionary.

“ Hait-hait, just wait a second will you? “

But wait as Eiri could wait, he finally lose it. “ You can’t do it right? “

“ um… I accidentally made it tighter… “ Shuichi confess in a small voice.

“ KONO BAKA--- “

Just then the maid came in to clean the toilet froze as she saw the two famous celebrity in a position where it should only be displayed in the privacy of their bedroom. Shuichi bow down in apology until the vocalist thought she might break her back and closed the door with a thump.

The gay couple froze at their spot for several moments and finally Eiri broke the silence.

“ Do you have a scissor or something sharp to cut? “ There’s no use, better cut then trying to untangle it.

“ She… saw us… and I think she know who we are… “ Shuichi still in shock. Totally didn’t register that Eiri had asked him something.

“ off course she did! This is a public toilet and anyone could get in and out. “

“ But… the look on her face… I think she mistook us for something else Yuki… like she thought we were in some sort of ‘activity’…. “

“ will you just stop talking and find something sharp to cut off my tangled hair? If we don’t hurry someone else might see us again! “
Eiri is losing his temper again.

“ Yes--- no! I dun wanna, I love your hair!! I dun wana cut it! “
“ Shu, my hair will always grows back so stop crying over it. Now hurry up, my legs are getting numb from kneeling in this position. “

“ O-okay.. “ Shuichi mumbled and reach for his pocket to get the multi-purpose knifes. (you know, the ones that can open a bottle, opening a can, opening a cork etc. I’m sure your dads have it no?)

Shuichi reluctantly and slowly cut one by one of those golden strands. He really gonna miss them cause he really love his lover’s hair. They are so silky and beautiful. Gold is really an amazing color if you ask his opinion.

After he finish he sulkily said “done” and Eiri gratefully stood up. His knees crack as he strtch a bit and loot at him self in the mirror. It bangs pattern isn’t balance but it’s not like he mind. Hes just relieve that at least Shuichi didn’t cut his hair till he could see his scalp and he sighed a relief.

He turn and saw Shuichi kneeling down the floor and picking up the strands in a sad face.

“ Leave it, it’s okay. “ Eiri grab Shuichi’s arm and pull him up.

“ But… but… “

“ Look, if you do manage to get all of them, what are you gonna do with them huh? “

“ My mom and Maiko will be verry happy if I gave them. Even your used cigarette could already make them jump in happiness, especially Maiko. “

Eiri got a shiver run down his spine. Fans these days are really scary. He didn’t say a word but just drag Shuichi along him. They walk out the toilet.

The maid before bows down again in apology but Shuichi being his kindself assure her it’s okay. And make a promise not to tell anybody.

Eiri made up his mind not to take his hankerchief near Shuichi again.

End?