Shuichi the (timid) demon slayer
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Gravitation › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
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2,020
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5
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Shuichi the (timid) demon slayer
Disclaimer : Gravitation only belongs to the one and only Murakami Maki sensei.
A/N : This fic I got inspired from a manga in a Malaysian megazine called Gempak By C2V. His work is so funny y’know and I love reading his manga’s. Cola Dracula is one of the episodes. This fic has a bit similar to the opening in C2V’s Cola Dracula but the rest of the story is my own ideas.
A/N : the cast will off course be OOC because I never watch the anime before except the OVA and I only read the manga that I had downloaded until vol. 6 or 7. I only know some basic knowledge about the character’s personality, response and attitude. Most of my knowledge about the cast mainly Eiri and Shuichi are from the Gravi fanfics I read over the past several months.
Warning : { AU } this fic contain shounan ai stuffs meaning boy love boy stuffs. If that not what you’re comfortable with then what the hell are you doing here in a Gravi fanfic site??
Warning II : numerous grammar errors and wrong spellings. Don’t harshly flame me over it because I’ve had enough of it in my previous fics.
Shuichi Christabella Shindou, the (timid) demon slayer.
Glossary : In the late 1940’s, The Shindou family was well known for their powerful excorcising power against the dark forces. Every member could take down the head of
any demon clan within minutes. But unknown to the citizens, the next –only- heir of the Shindou family, is Shindou Chritabella Shuichi, a timid – scaredy cat – easily frightened – zero courage – just a slight tease will bawl buckets, demon slayer. One night when he
was (forced) to finish a mission : take down the vampire master Count Yuki Eiri who killed 3 ¼ of the villages’ cows. Instead of excorcising the vampire, the timid slayer instead made the biggest mistake of his life, he made the master vampire master fell in
love him (actually the vamp fell in love over his blood).
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A figure came near to a big big big scary looking dark creepy castle where bats are flying around and it in the middle of 7 pm of the night where the streets lights are still on.
Gripping his worn out heavy rusty axe near to his shivering body, the young male swallowed the lump the size of an apple and take a step forward…. But then take three steps backward.
“ HAIIIIYAAAA~~~~ “ The boy yelled as he swing his heavy rusty axe around him… as he saw three old granny pervy spirits attacked him…
“ HELP~ HELP~ I’M SO SCAAAARREEDD~ ~ getawayfrmme!! Getawayfrmme!! aiyaaa~ ~”
But no matter how much the young boy swing and swung his axe, the granny ghost won’t leave him alone and still ‘hang around’ him. And besides without any magic or mantra recited by the owner (yeah, the boy whose yelling and running around at the moment), the old rusty heavy axe is just an ordinary axe.
It’s a good thing the boy get the bottle of pure holy water from his pocket and spray it at the old scrawny grannies and they chanted “I’m melting… I’m melting~ “ and the boy took the chance to run.
“ (pant)… (pant)… oh man, why do I have to do the thing I hated most? Why do I have to be born in the Shindou family? Why do I have to be the only child? Why can’t I have an older brother or sister? Why?? Why am I gifted with the ability to see the entity?! Why can’t I just stay at home at compose lyrics jamming with Hiro? Why do I have to be out here in the cold alley excorcizing these… these creatures?? “ The boy asked to no one particular.
Just then his cell phone rings.
“ what is it K? “
“ have you done your job at the old mansion where it use to be the house of three sisters having affairs with each of their husbands? “
“ yeah yeah, I did. “ the boy huff and pout cutely.
“ good, now on to the next task. “
“ what???!?! You promise me that after I finish this, I could return home. My curfew is until 7:15!! “
“ well your mom, Lady Shindou, says that you’re still not qualified enough. She wants to see a vast improvement in you since you still lack the confidence and experiences. “
The boy didn’t reply and just groan at a dark corner.
“ Christabella are you still there? “
“ stop calling my feminine name!! My mum gave me this name just because she didn’t get a girl for a baby 18 years ago. “
“ at least you got your first name as a boy’s name ne Shuichi-kun. “
“ yeah yeah… so no matter how much I argue, mum won’t open the gates to me if I came back home anyway rite? “
“ uh huh. “
“ so what’s the task? “ Shuichi ask, praying that it’s the easiest – fastest- simplest way to take down those creatures…
“ I want you to go to the 7th bell mansion at the outskirts of this town. “
“ oh… WHAT???@??!??>(&^%&#&@*@&#*( DID U JUST SAID??? ISN’T THAT THE MANSION WHERE THE COUNT MASTER DRACULA LIVES!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!! NOT EVEN MY FIRST GRANDPAPA COULD TAKE HIM DOWN!! “
“ ooohh, such colorful curses you spoke that I almost didn’t believe this is the Shu-chan I used to know. “
“ as I was saying, are you mad?? I can’t take down that vampire! He’s the most powerful vampire that lives for almost 22 years!! HE’S THE MASTER DAMN IT!!“
“ 202 years “
“ whatever. “
“ well then, just take down any one in the mansion, his servant – maid – butler – driver – window washer – vacuumer – any weak ones you could take down and then you could return home. “
“ and also bring back home a piece about them as an evidence for Lady Shindou, it’s tough to make her believe. “ K cut in before Shuichi could speak.
“ are you… you… aaarrrgh!! What if I get killed???? “
“ you’re a Shindou! You do know the Shindous won’t die because their blood—“
“ alright!! alright!! I get it, its got to do about the blood and chemistry and our guardian something something right? fine I’ll go, if I do get killed, I’ll became a ghost and hunt you down K. “
“ you are always welcome for my afternoon tea Christabella. “ K chuckled and before Shuichi could say anything the phone went dead.
“ #%&*((O*&%$*(()(&%$ I’llkillhimoneday )(**&^$##%^&*(*&%$” and shuichi walk to the path to the huge mansion belong to one Count Yuki Eiri, the master vampire.
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Yuki Eiri, the handsome swooning gorgeous hot finger-likkin’ sexy droolin’ sex god deity from heaven, I mean hell that has the ability to screw you and you’ll be in cloud 9 and you’ll be so pleasured that you can’t even recall your own name and ,…
“ you can stop describing about me now. “ Eiri spoke up.
Sorry.
As I was saying,
Yuki Eiri, the handsomest but yet powerful vampire awoke as the sun sets. He push his coffin lid away and sit up to stretch his back and long arms.
He claps his pale hands together and a butler came.
“ Good evening master, how may I help you? “
“ I’m thirsty, get me a jug and a glass with blood type AB year 1923. “ Eiri said as he comb his beautiful golden locks.
“ will do. “
and the butler disappears.
And then the door to the Count’s bedroom opens itself slowly and eerily. White smoke came in from the floor and in came three beautiful pale as a corpse women wearing white lingerie’s and making those erotic noises as they came floating into the count’s room.
Eiri, now standing up, has changed from his hamtaro pyjamas to his sexy dark suit but with the buttons at his chest unbuttoned that reveals his smooth pale chest.
“ what is it Hope, Faith and Joy? “ Eiri asked to the three obviously female vampires. Oddly their name doesn’t suit their current occupation.
Faith spoke up, “ it’s about Lady Mika, she faxed you this late noon that the lady and Lord Tohma will come visit you this upcoming Sunday. “
“ fax to them that they’re not welcome. “ Eiri said and went to the table where the butler had prepared the ordered drink.
“ Lady Ayaka e-mailed you at least 38 mails this morning that she says she’ll kill herself and haunts you to eternity if Lord Eiri don’t go to Kyoto town to visit her. “ Joy explained.
“ go ahead. “ Eiri simply said.
“ The strawberry flavoured condom, my lord, haven’t arrive yet master. “ Hope said in a sigh.
Eiri pout but he didn’t show it, “ okay, but next time don’t ever order from that run-down 7/11 shop again. They’re so slow and not really efficient. “
After Eiri took 3 glass full of AB type blood, he felt like he just drank a cup of coffee and felt refreshed.
“ you can return to your duties now. “ Eiri wave his hand as he walks to the huge window to gaze at the stars.
When the lord felt the three females still haven’t move from their spot he spoke up, “ I don’t want to get laid today. Now go. “
And finally the three girls disappear with a huff, not very happy about their master’s order. After all, that was what they were looking forward all day.
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Shuichi felt like he want to replace his weapon when he felt the atmosphere drop immediately. It’s funny that all the way walking here he was fuming and grumbling to himself about K and his mother and about his family’s carrier that he didn’t realize an hour and a half walk felt 15 minutes just passed.
Oh why does that bloody master vampire has a small cemetery as his flower field?? Now our timid Shu-chan have to brave himself to slowly walk in the eerie spooky path to the big door of the mansion.
Shuichi gulp in the mango size lump in his throat and drag his axe with both arm as he enter the rusty opened gate.
Shuichi stop quickly when he felt someone was looking at him not more than 30 paces away. He shiveringly and slowly look behind him, but there’s only a forest of trees and bushes and the small town. He look sideways and regret it immediately because he’s standing on the middle of the path way and next to him are the cemetery where gravestones and coffins jutted out due to something happen to the soil.
Shuichi take in a big breath and try to look up and he almost pass out when his beautiful lilac blue eyes lock with a pair of striking intense golden eyes from one of the huge windows.
When Shuichi got a good look of the person whose been watching at him since he entered the gate, he never knew such gorgeous and handsome vampire ever existed.
But no!
This is a mission and Shuichi believe that the man whose staring at him from the third floor is the Master Vampire himself. He can always sneak away and get back home using the back door but he cannot.
He wanted to change his timid self into someone different.
Because his ego had just been stroked.
Those golden eyes seems to look at him tauntingly and also the dark pink haired kid misinterpret that it’s a look of challenge but actually it’s a look of lust.
Up there, Eiri could feel his length rise 83 degree after a good look of the delicious slender body human currently standing in front of his mansion. He haven’t drank blood from a human directly for almost 2 1/2 week now and those creamy neck look so appealing at the moment.
Oh how he wish he could open the glass window and swoop down to take in his victim.
But he simply cannot since the window’s lock is so rusty he needs to get the bottle of lubricant in the cupboard 3 corridors and 2 rooms downstairs.
But oh yes, he is a master of vampire after all, why didn’t he just… snap his finger and appeared in front of the Shindou boy. The vamp obviously shocked the youth since the boy almost fell down on his butt but Eiri grab his arm and pull the boy towards him.
“ gotcha” as Eiri sigh a relief as he save the boy from falling. Arms lock around the boy’s back and waist.
When Shuichi opened his eyes after he realized he didn’t land butt first on the ground, he gasped then blushed then shiver and push himself away from the tall gorgeous vampire.
“ w-what were you’re trying to do?? “ Shuichi shout and hug himself like he’s facing a molester.
“ oh… is that how you treat your savior? I felt offended. If it weren’t for me you’ll land on your own axe on the ground. “ Eiri said and comb his golden locks again.
Shuichi saw these and blushed again like a school girl facing her crush. Man, why does the vamp have to be so god damn hot??
“ so tell me, who are you? I don’t think I need to introduce myself since… well, I am quite well known. You coming to my mansion means you have a wish and that’s related to me right? “ Eiri said.
“ I… I’m Shindou… Shuichi. An excorsist trainee and I’m here… TO TAKE YOU DOWN---- AAAAIRRRRGGGGGHHHHH~~~ STAY AWAY FRM ME!! HELP HELP!! EEEEKKK!! “ Shuichi scream as 3-4 ghost came floating around him.
Shuichi became the timid lil’ Shu-chan again and as usual he starts to swing his axe randomly and wish the he could shoo the ghosts away from him. Shuichi completely forgot about him terminating the Count and ran around in circles swinging his axe above his head.
“ HEEELLPP~~~ I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM!! EEEKKK~~ “ Shuichi scream and Eiri whose standing at a distance saw all these and thought he’s witnessing a kid trying to buzz of several flies around him.
And Eiri scratch his chin as he continue staring at the boy without moving a muscle to help.
“ LEAVEMEALONE!! GOAWAY! GO AWAY!! “
“ His voice isn’t half bad… “ Eiri observe and made a cute thinking pose.
Shuichi run around, nearly falling down and tired of swinging the heavy axe, the boy use his legs instead.
“ the kid even know how to dance well… “ Eiri continued.
Then Eiri’s eyes shimmer with light as realization hits him.
“ I think… I’m falling in love! Every movement the boy makes made me feel like I want to eat him whole, his voice… I wonder how he sounded when I make him scream and moan in pleasure… “ Eiri grin and lick his lips, feeling his length rises 20 degrees.
A/N : Eiri in this fic isn’t the stoic cold hearted bastard Yuki Eiri with a dark past but a horny naïve cute Eiri-chan, if you’ve read Watase-sensei’s manga “Absolute Boyfriend” I’m referring Eiri as Night but I didn’t exactly “copy” Night’s personality, Eiri still have half of his original personality but instead in this fic he’s the one chasing after Shuichi.
“ if I could spend the rest of my life with him, it’s better than wandering around during midnight sucking those contaminated dirty blood from those fools. Not only they have high collestrol, they’re also fat and smelly. I don’t even want to think about the women in the pubs, the diseases they carrying and with men constantly hanging off them…. bleagh… “
“ I HATE GHOST!! I HATE THEM! EEEEKKK~~~ “
“ Shooh! shooh! Go away, he’s mine. “ Eiri swat the ghost away and swiftly knelt down in front of the screaming-to-shocked boy and kiss his hand.
“ do not be afraid my love, come to my humble home and I’ll show you the joy of gay sex--- “
And Eiri didn’t get to finish casting his charming spell as Shuichi use the axe to slap the pervet count away from him.
“ #$*))_(&^$# what I hate the most is people kept mistook me as a girl or a feminine boy that’s sure to be a slutty uke!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME AND I’M NOT GAY!!! “ Shuichi huff.
Eiri rub his sore cheek and came floating back to Shuichi and their face almost meet if the vamp give another 5 inch.
“ But love, I can’t help falling deeper for you since your eyes captures my heart, you beautiful luscious lips makes my mouth water, my fingers itches to touch your smooth flawless skin---“
But Shuichi puch him him away again with his axe as the ghost before came floating around him.
“ NOT AGAIN!! AAAAHHH~~ GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!! “
Eiri envelope the boy around the waist with his right arm and shoo the ghost with his other free arm, “ I told you to leave us couple alone, don’t worry Shu-chan, I promise I won’t let these guys have your beautiful skin scratch. They’re all mine to----“
Again Eiri’s being thrown to the other side of the path by Shuichi’s swinging heavy axe. Eiri smirk and wipe the blood drip from the corner of his mouth, “ woah, love really does hurts. “
Then there’s a yellow poof.
Instead of a count Dracula sitting on the ground, what’s flapping in the air is a SD Eiri with a small human head but having a bats body, “ I suck at transforming… oh well. “
The bat Eiri flew to Shuichi’s head and flap his wings to shooh the ghost away.
“ Scarm! He’s my bride. “
And the ghost, as phatetic they look, scrambled away and keep a safe distance from Shuichi and bat Eiri on his pink head.
“ huh? They don’t come after me anymore? “ Shuichi said in awe. But why? These ghost are so persistent and annoying that I just felt like killing myself but ever since that blonde dracula came… the ghost didn’t bother me anymore…
Shuichi felt a warm tingle at his heart but it was only for a few second as he heard the ghost wail “ draculas have a higher rank than us useless ghosts in the demon world, if it weren’t for him that’s resting on your head, we wouldn’t have leave you.”
Shuichi’s head develop a nerve as he rise his hand and caught the blonde bat on his head. He stare at the bat with the sharpest glare he could muster but what he only did was making Eiri drool with golden love shape eyes on his face.
“ if you let go of my wings Shu-chan I’ll transform back to my normal form and show you some `good time`”
Many nerves pop on Shuichi’s head and he tie the horny gay bat with a string attach to a stone and threw as he might to the forest of trees.
“ go find some animals to fuck there you #$^()_)(&%$. “
The ghosts stop wailing and saw the scary higher ranked creature was thrown away into the forest, they began to fly towards the boy but flew back immediately as they felt the death aura emitted from the boy and they didn’t miss to see the boy holding a few big bottles of holy water in his hand.
“ come any closer or I’ll let you bath in this bottle. “ Shuichi growl and all the ghost flew scrambling away like a frightened chicken.
Shuichi was so angry that he pick his axe and walk back to town. He didn’t care to murder any of the Count’s butler or window washer to show to his mom he did the job.
He can always climb up the big tree near to his window’s bedroom and also it’s situated outside the house’s fence. He could just climb and crawl to his room through the many big branches.
As Shuichi walk past the tall tress and was about to enter the gates of Tokyo town, he felt arms encircle around his waist and undoing the top of his button’s shirt. Shuichi don’t need to think at whose this person behind him and get ready with his axe.
“ let me go you pervet!! Leave me al---“
But Shuichi almost got his brain shut down as warm lips crushed against his. The hands that was undoing the boy’s button shirt lock around Shuichi’s back and waist and they start to move around with slow caress.
Shuichi snap his almost close eyes and tear his mouth away from the overwhelming kiss, but Eiri caught the back of his head and crush their lips together again. He let his tongue caress Shuichi’s rosy lips and ask permission to enter but what he receive was a swing of the axe.
Eiri finally let go and move away.
Shuichi almost got him but the vamp was too swift. Shuichi intend to cut the vamp into half but his axe only reached the vamp’s front suit which resulted the buttons all flying off and presented to the world to see Yuki Eiri’s nice well tone chest and 6 pack tummy. Shuichi have to resist a major nosebleed.
Eiri only took a step back and barely dodge the attack but his expression still calm. He observe his new front suit being shredded and frown a little. This was his faourite suit and the kid have to ruin it, but then he smirk. This kid ain’t that bad and it made him yearn for the boy more.
The blonde vampire lick his lips and kept dodging and avoiding Shuichi’s attack. Actually he’s just dodging all those random axe swinging, come to think of it he haven’t seen the boy unleash any magic or mantra.
“ is this the best thing you could do kid? That’s pathetic, I bet a pre-schooler excorcist could do much better than you. This is enough to tell everyone that you have zero talent, saino zero da. “ Eiri said and use his right hand’s long sharp claws to cut the handle of the axe.
Shuichi gasped and immediately was to move away from the vampire since they’re so close but the vampire already got a hold of him by grabbing his wrist and drew them closer.
“ hm… you look better when I look closer at you. “ Eiri said, his voice drop into a low tone like he’s whispering.
“ let go of me you retard!! How can you say that to me! Not even my mom says I got zero talent! I do have talent is just that it’s not in this area. You have no right to criticize me! “ Shuichi shout and with his free hand, take 3 bottles of pure holy water that was attached at his belt and splash the whole contents to the vamp but Eiri saw these and swiftly move to the boy’s back and twist the younger male’s arm.
“ ow!! ow ow… “ Shuichi almost scream, he could feel his arm dislocate but he only heard his arm made slight cracking noise, must be the muscles.
“ now that was nasty. Almost got my skin burnt. “ Eiri whisper at Shuichi’s right ear. Locking the boy in his arms and get a hold of both of his wrist, ooh, his mouth is so near to the boy’s creamy delicious neck now but he must wait since he has plans forming in his mind.
“ release me you bastard!! I… I… “
“ now hold still or this will hurt more than it suppose to be. “
“ NO!!! let go of me! “ Shuichi screamed as he felt his right side of the neck being kiss and licked.
Eiri didn’t stop when he hear the boy stop yelling and screaming and struggling to free himself. But Eiri stop when he felt a tear drop on his nose.
His face turn into an expression of concern, as impossible as it sound but he did look like it. He release his arms from the kid and turn the boy around. His eyes widen when he saw something that made his heart flutter.
Yes, he knew the boy was crying but he didn’t expect he look that beautiful.
Those red bitten lips, those red puffy eyes, his blushing cheeks, those soft sobs, those huge lilac blue puppy eyes, the small river that wets the boy’s cheeks. Eiri felt his heart clenched, as much as it stop beating 180 years ago. He bent down and lick the tears away, the boy seem shocked again but before he couldn’t say anything, he felt his chin lifted and a hand grip his upper arm as familiar warm lips press on his again.
Strange that the boy didn’t resist this time so Eiri push his luck by cupping the boy’s butt and gave a squeeze, Shuichi gasped. The vampire took the chance and deepened the already passionate kiss. Shuichi, as much as he tried to, was trapped and held hostage in Yuki Eiri’s grip. The kiss was so mind-dizzying that if it weren’t for those strong arms around his back and waist he would have drop to his knees by now.
God the boy taste so sweet and warm and most of all delicious. He love to hear that faint moan again… now why don’t he make the boy moan again but a –little- louder?
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Shuichi was thrown onto the king sized bed without warning. He heard the soft click of the dark bed room door being locked.
“w-what are you doing?? Why do you drag me in here?? “
“ my my, you look more tempting when you’re angry. “ Eiri lick his lips and grin a lopsided grin and show off his sharp canine fangs.
Shuichi scooted backward until he felt his back meet the headboard. He look back and saw the design and he have a feeling that the horny vamp coming towards him wants a `rough game` since there’s hand cuffs and candles and high heels and a lot of S&M `apparatus`.
Then Shuichi felt his feet being yanked down and his back meet the cool bed. Up climb the horny vamp as he stare at the beautiful boy that captured his heart just now. He love this feeling, towering above his victim and stare as his victim struggle to escape. Eiri caught both of Shuichi’s wrist and held it near to each side of the boy’s head.
“ I think I’m falling for you. “ Eiri confessed.
“ humph! I think you better falling to hell down there since you mess up with the wrong person here! “ Shuichi shout.
“ what you said didn’t match your current situation my love. “
Eiri bend down to capture the boy’s lips and as the boy toss his head to the left and right
He ground his hips and let their length got some delicious friction.
“ let go of me you pervo!! “ Shuichi shout with a blush.
“ moi? Pervo? If I were not mistaken I felt a hardness down there. “
“ i… I… I… I can’t help it okay?? I’m young and in-experience around this area!! “
Shuichi confessed and look away with embarrassment.
“ oh man you look so cute right now. “ Eiri can’t hold back his drool and bend down to capture those red numb lips and get a taste of those sweet mouth.
After a while the boy stop struggling and Eiri smiled inwardly in giddiness. Now he can have fun all night!
Meanwhile for Shuichi, he knew what’s going to happen to him but strangely he just let it go and let the vampire have his way at him. And besides he’s also curious about the world of sex.
After much groping and teasing, Eiri discarded the last clothe and threw it behind him, what lay under him made his mouth water. Shuichi blush like a virgin young girl as he look away from those stunning hungry golden eyes.
The only thing that Eiri didn’t or actually couldn’t take off is Shuichi’s chirst-cross necklace.
“ can you take that off? “ Eiri said in an almost pleading voice.
“ Just one thing. “ Shuichi saw Eiri’s finger’s went red and then to pink after he accidentally touch the cross when he was taking the boy’s shirt off.
“ hm? “
“ I’ll take this off if you promise not to drink my blood. “
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“ fine! fine! I won’t bite you. “
And Shuichi take off his necklace and place it on the table near to the bed.
“ I believe you now but if you broke your promise, “ Shuichi point to his ear rings that shape like a thumb size tear drop, “ I’ll throw these to you cause I have pure holy water in it. “
Eiri gulp then rise his hands in defeat. “ okay okay, I promise… but… “
Eiri forcefully turn Shuichi’s head to the left and Eiri’s hot tongue trailed languidly along the column of Shuichi’s slender neck.
“ but I didn’t promise I’ll treat you gently. “ Eiri smirk.
Oh shit… was all shuichi could think off.
2-b-cone-T-new…..
A/N : This fic I got inspired from a manga in a Malaysian megazine called Gempak By C2V. His work is so funny y’know and I love reading his manga’s. Cola Dracula is one of the episodes. This fic has a bit similar to the opening in C2V’s Cola Dracula but the rest of the story is my own ideas.
A/N : the cast will off course be OOC because I never watch the anime before except the OVA and I only read the manga that I had downloaded until vol. 6 or 7. I only know some basic knowledge about the character’s personality, response and attitude. Most of my knowledge about the cast mainly Eiri and Shuichi are from the Gravi fanfics I read over the past several months.
Warning : { AU } this fic contain shounan ai stuffs meaning boy love boy stuffs. If that not what you’re comfortable with then what the hell are you doing here in a Gravi fanfic site??
Warning II : numerous grammar errors and wrong spellings. Don’t harshly flame me over it because I’ve had enough of it in my previous fics.
Shuichi Christabella Shindou, the (timid) demon slayer.
Glossary : In the late 1940’s, The Shindou family was well known for their powerful excorcising power against the dark forces. Every member could take down the head of
any demon clan within minutes. But unknown to the citizens, the next –only- heir of the Shindou family, is Shindou Chritabella Shuichi, a timid – scaredy cat – easily frightened – zero courage – just a slight tease will bawl buckets, demon slayer. One night when he
was (forced) to finish a mission : take down the vampire master Count Yuki Eiri who killed 3 ¼ of the villages’ cows. Instead of excorcising the vampire, the timid slayer instead made the biggest mistake of his life, he made the master vampire master fell in
love him (actually the vamp fell in love over his blood).
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A figure came near to a big big big scary looking dark creepy castle where bats are flying around and it in the middle of 7 pm of the night where the streets lights are still on.
Gripping his worn out heavy rusty axe near to his shivering body, the young male swallowed the lump the size of an apple and take a step forward…. But then take three steps backward.
“ HAIIIIYAAAA~~~~ “ The boy yelled as he swing his heavy rusty axe around him… as he saw three old granny pervy spirits attacked him…
“ HELP~ HELP~ I’M SO SCAAAARREEDD~ ~ getawayfrmme!! Getawayfrmme!! aiyaaa~ ~”
But no matter how much the young boy swing and swung his axe, the granny ghost won’t leave him alone and still ‘hang around’ him. And besides without any magic or mantra recited by the owner (yeah, the boy whose yelling and running around at the moment), the old rusty heavy axe is just an ordinary axe.
It’s a good thing the boy get the bottle of pure holy water from his pocket and spray it at the old scrawny grannies and they chanted “I’m melting… I’m melting~ “ and the boy took the chance to run.
“ (pant)… (pant)… oh man, why do I have to do the thing I hated most? Why do I have to be born in the Shindou family? Why do I have to be the only child? Why can’t I have an older brother or sister? Why?? Why am I gifted with the ability to see the entity?! Why can’t I just stay at home at compose lyrics jamming with Hiro? Why do I have to be out here in the cold alley excorcizing these… these creatures?? “ The boy asked to no one particular.
Just then his cell phone rings.
“ what is it K? “
“ have you done your job at the old mansion where it use to be the house of three sisters having affairs with each of their husbands? “
“ yeah yeah, I did. “ the boy huff and pout cutely.
“ good, now on to the next task. “
“ what???!?! You promise me that after I finish this, I could return home. My curfew is until 7:15!! “
“ well your mom, Lady Shindou, says that you’re still not qualified enough. She wants to see a vast improvement in you since you still lack the confidence and experiences. “
The boy didn’t reply and just groan at a dark corner.
“ Christabella are you still there? “
“ stop calling my feminine name!! My mum gave me this name just because she didn’t get a girl for a baby 18 years ago. “
“ at least you got your first name as a boy’s name ne Shuichi-kun. “
“ yeah yeah… so no matter how much I argue, mum won’t open the gates to me if I came back home anyway rite? “
“ uh huh. “
“ so what’s the task? “ Shuichi ask, praying that it’s the easiest – fastest- simplest way to take down those creatures…
“ I want you to go to the 7th bell mansion at the outskirts of this town. “
“ oh… WHAT???@??!??>(&^%&#&@*@&#*( DID U JUST SAID??? ISN’T THAT THE MANSION WHERE THE COUNT MASTER DRACULA LIVES!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!! NOT EVEN MY FIRST GRANDPAPA COULD TAKE HIM DOWN!! “
“ ooohh, such colorful curses you spoke that I almost didn’t believe this is the Shu-chan I used to know. “
“ as I was saying, are you mad?? I can’t take down that vampire! He’s the most powerful vampire that lives for almost 22 years!! HE’S THE MASTER DAMN IT!!“
“ 202 years “
“ whatever. “
“ well then, just take down any one in the mansion, his servant – maid – butler – driver – window washer – vacuumer – any weak ones you could take down and then you could return home. “
“ and also bring back home a piece about them as an evidence for Lady Shindou, it’s tough to make her believe. “ K cut in before Shuichi could speak.
“ are you… you… aaarrrgh!! What if I get killed???? “
“ you’re a Shindou! You do know the Shindous won’t die because their blood—“
“ alright!! alright!! I get it, its got to do about the blood and chemistry and our guardian something something right? fine I’ll go, if I do get killed, I’ll became a ghost and hunt you down K. “
“ you are always welcome for my afternoon tea Christabella. “ K chuckled and before Shuichi could say anything the phone went dead.
“ #%&*((O*&%$*(()(&%$ I’llkillhimoneday )(**&^$##%^&*(*&%$” and shuichi walk to the path to the huge mansion belong to one Count Yuki Eiri, the master vampire.
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Yuki Eiri, the handsome swooning gorgeous hot finger-likkin’ sexy droolin’ sex god deity from heaven, I mean hell that has the ability to screw you and you’ll be in cloud 9 and you’ll be so pleasured that you can’t even recall your own name and ,…
“ you can stop describing about me now. “ Eiri spoke up.
Sorry.
As I was saying,
Yuki Eiri, the handsomest but yet powerful vampire awoke as the sun sets. He push his coffin lid away and sit up to stretch his back and long arms.
He claps his pale hands together and a butler came.
“ Good evening master, how may I help you? “
“ I’m thirsty, get me a jug and a glass with blood type AB year 1923. “ Eiri said as he comb his beautiful golden locks.
“ will do. “
and the butler disappears.
And then the door to the Count’s bedroom opens itself slowly and eerily. White smoke came in from the floor and in came three beautiful pale as a corpse women wearing white lingerie’s and making those erotic noises as they came floating into the count’s room.
Eiri, now standing up, has changed from his hamtaro pyjamas to his sexy dark suit but with the buttons at his chest unbuttoned that reveals his smooth pale chest.
“ what is it Hope, Faith and Joy? “ Eiri asked to the three obviously female vampires. Oddly their name doesn’t suit their current occupation.
Faith spoke up, “ it’s about Lady Mika, she faxed you this late noon that the lady and Lord Tohma will come visit you this upcoming Sunday. “
“ fax to them that they’re not welcome. “ Eiri said and went to the table where the butler had prepared the ordered drink.
“ Lady Ayaka e-mailed you at least 38 mails this morning that she says she’ll kill herself and haunts you to eternity if Lord Eiri don’t go to Kyoto town to visit her. “ Joy explained.
“ go ahead. “ Eiri simply said.
“ The strawberry flavoured condom, my lord, haven’t arrive yet master. “ Hope said in a sigh.
Eiri pout but he didn’t show it, “ okay, but next time don’t ever order from that run-down 7/11 shop again. They’re so slow and not really efficient. “
After Eiri took 3 glass full of AB type blood, he felt like he just drank a cup of coffee and felt refreshed.
“ you can return to your duties now. “ Eiri wave his hand as he walks to the huge window to gaze at the stars.
When the lord felt the three females still haven’t move from their spot he spoke up, “ I don’t want to get laid today. Now go. “
And finally the three girls disappear with a huff, not very happy about their master’s order. After all, that was what they were looking forward all day.
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Shuichi felt like he want to replace his weapon when he felt the atmosphere drop immediately. It’s funny that all the way walking here he was fuming and grumbling to himself about K and his mother and about his family’s carrier that he didn’t realize an hour and a half walk felt 15 minutes just passed.
Oh why does that bloody master vampire has a small cemetery as his flower field?? Now our timid Shu-chan have to brave himself to slowly walk in the eerie spooky path to the big door of the mansion.
Shuichi gulp in the mango size lump in his throat and drag his axe with both arm as he enter the rusty opened gate.
Shuichi stop quickly when he felt someone was looking at him not more than 30 paces away. He shiveringly and slowly look behind him, but there’s only a forest of trees and bushes and the small town. He look sideways and regret it immediately because he’s standing on the middle of the path way and next to him are the cemetery where gravestones and coffins jutted out due to something happen to the soil.
Shuichi take in a big breath and try to look up and he almost pass out when his beautiful lilac blue eyes lock with a pair of striking intense golden eyes from one of the huge windows.
When Shuichi got a good look of the person whose been watching at him since he entered the gate, he never knew such gorgeous and handsome vampire ever existed.
But no!
This is a mission and Shuichi believe that the man whose staring at him from the third floor is the Master Vampire himself. He can always sneak away and get back home using the back door but he cannot.
He wanted to change his timid self into someone different.
Because his ego had just been stroked.
Those golden eyes seems to look at him tauntingly and also the dark pink haired kid misinterpret that it’s a look of challenge but actually it’s a look of lust.
Up there, Eiri could feel his length rise 83 degree after a good look of the delicious slender body human currently standing in front of his mansion. He haven’t drank blood from a human directly for almost 2 1/2 week now and those creamy neck look so appealing at the moment.
Oh how he wish he could open the glass window and swoop down to take in his victim.
But he simply cannot since the window’s lock is so rusty he needs to get the bottle of lubricant in the cupboard 3 corridors and 2 rooms downstairs.
But oh yes, he is a master of vampire after all, why didn’t he just… snap his finger and appeared in front of the Shindou boy. The vamp obviously shocked the youth since the boy almost fell down on his butt but Eiri grab his arm and pull the boy towards him.
“ gotcha” as Eiri sigh a relief as he save the boy from falling. Arms lock around the boy’s back and waist.
When Shuichi opened his eyes after he realized he didn’t land butt first on the ground, he gasped then blushed then shiver and push himself away from the tall gorgeous vampire.
“ w-what were you’re trying to do?? “ Shuichi shout and hug himself like he’s facing a molester.
“ oh… is that how you treat your savior? I felt offended. If it weren’t for me you’ll land on your own axe on the ground. “ Eiri said and comb his golden locks again.
Shuichi saw these and blushed again like a school girl facing her crush. Man, why does the vamp have to be so god damn hot??
“ so tell me, who are you? I don’t think I need to introduce myself since… well, I am quite well known. You coming to my mansion means you have a wish and that’s related to me right? “ Eiri said.
“ I… I’m Shindou… Shuichi. An excorsist trainee and I’m here… TO TAKE YOU DOWN---- AAAAIRRRRGGGGGHHHHH~~~ STAY AWAY FRM ME!! HELP HELP!! EEEEKKK!! “ Shuichi scream as 3-4 ghost came floating around him.
Shuichi became the timid lil’ Shu-chan again and as usual he starts to swing his axe randomly and wish the he could shoo the ghosts away from him. Shuichi completely forgot about him terminating the Count and ran around in circles swinging his axe above his head.
“ HEEELLPP~~~ I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM!! EEEKKK~~ “ Shuichi scream and Eiri whose standing at a distance saw all these and thought he’s witnessing a kid trying to buzz of several flies around him.
And Eiri scratch his chin as he continue staring at the boy without moving a muscle to help.
“ LEAVEMEALONE!! GOAWAY! GO AWAY!! “
“ His voice isn’t half bad… “ Eiri observe and made a cute thinking pose.
Shuichi run around, nearly falling down and tired of swinging the heavy axe, the boy use his legs instead.
“ the kid even know how to dance well… “ Eiri continued.
Then Eiri’s eyes shimmer with light as realization hits him.
“ I think… I’m falling in love! Every movement the boy makes made me feel like I want to eat him whole, his voice… I wonder how he sounded when I make him scream and moan in pleasure… “ Eiri grin and lick his lips, feeling his length rises 20 degrees.
A/N : Eiri in this fic isn’t the stoic cold hearted bastard Yuki Eiri with a dark past but a horny naïve cute Eiri-chan, if you’ve read Watase-sensei’s manga “Absolute Boyfriend” I’m referring Eiri as Night but I didn’t exactly “copy” Night’s personality, Eiri still have half of his original personality but instead in this fic he’s the one chasing after Shuichi.
“ if I could spend the rest of my life with him, it’s better than wandering around during midnight sucking those contaminated dirty blood from those fools. Not only they have high collestrol, they’re also fat and smelly. I don’t even want to think about the women in the pubs, the diseases they carrying and with men constantly hanging off them…. bleagh… “
“ I HATE GHOST!! I HATE THEM! EEEEKKK~~~ “
“ Shooh! shooh! Go away, he’s mine. “ Eiri swat the ghost away and swiftly knelt down in front of the screaming-to-shocked boy and kiss his hand.
“ do not be afraid my love, come to my humble home and I’ll show you the joy of gay sex--- “
And Eiri didn’t get to finish casting his charming spell as Shuichi use the axe to slap the pervet count away from him.
“ #$*))_(&^$# what I hate the most is people kept mistook me as a girl or a feminine boy that’s sure to be a slutty uke!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME AND I’M NOT GAY!!! “ Shuichi huff.
Eiri rub his sore cheek and came floating back to Shuichi and their face almost meet if the vamp give another 5 inch.
“ But love, I can’t help falling deeper for you since your eyes captures my heart, you beautiful luscious lips makes my mouth water, my fingers itches to touch your smooth flawless skin---“
But Shuichi puch him him away again with his axe as the ghost before came floating around him.
“ NOT AGAIN!! AAAAHHH~~ GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!! “
Eiri envelope the boy around the waist with his right arm and shoo the ghost with his other free arm, “ I told you to leave us couple alone, don’t worry Shu-chan, I promise I won’t let these guys have your beautiful skin scratch. They’re all mine to----“
Again Eiri’s being thrown to the other side of the path by Shuichi’s swinging heavy axe. Eiri smirk and wipe the blood drip from the corner of his mouth, “ woah, love really does hurts. “
Then there’s a yellow poof.
Instead of a count Dracula sitting on the ground, what’s flapping in the air is a SD Eiri with a small human head but having a bats body, “ I suck at transforming… oh well. “
The bat Eiri flew to Shuichi’s head and flap his wings to shooh the ghost away.
“ Scarm! He’s my bride. “
And the ghost, as phatetic they look, scrambled away and keep a safe distance from Shuichi and bat Eiri on his pink head.
“ huh? They don’t come after me anymore? “ Shuichi said in awe. But why? These ghost are so persistent and annoying that I just felt like killing myself but ever since that blonde dracula came… the ghost didn’t bother me anymore…
Shuichi felt a warm tingle at his heart but it was only for a few second as he heard the ghost wail “ draculas have a higher rank than us useless ghosts in the demon world, if it weren’t for him that’s resting on your head, we wouldn’t have leave you.”
Shuichi’s head develop a nerve as he rise his hand and caught the blonde bat on his head. He stare at the bat with the sharpest glare he could muster but what he only did was making Eiri drool with golden love shape eyes on his face.
“ if you let go of my wings Shu-chan I’ll transform back to my normal form and show you some `good time`”
Many nerves pop on Shuichi’s head and he tie the horny gay bat with a string attach to a stone and threw as he might to the forest of trees.
“ go find some animals to fuck there you #$^()_)(&%$. “
The ghosts stop wailing and saw the scary higher ranked creature was thrown away into the forest, they began to fly towards the boy but flew back immediately as they felt the death aura emitted from the boy and they didn’t miss to see the boy holding a few big bottles of holy water in his hand.
“ come any closer or I’ll let you bath in this bottle. “ Shuichi growl and all the ghost flew scrambling away like a frightened chicken.
Shuichi was so angry that he pick his axe and walk back to town. He didn’t care to murder any of the Count’s butler or window washer to show to his mom he did the job.
He can always climb up the big tree near to his window’s bedroom and also it’s situated outside the house’s fence. He could just climb and crawl to his room through the many big branches.
As Shuichi walk past the tall tress and was about to enter the gates of Tokyo town, he felt arms encircle around his waist and undoing the top of his button’s shirt. Shuichi don’t need to think at whose this person behind him and get ready with his axe.
“ let me go you pervet!! Leave me al---“
But Shuichi almost got his brain shut down as warm lips crushed against his. The hands that was undoing the boy’s button shirt lock around Shuichi’s back and waist and they start to move around with slow caress.
Shuichi snap his almost close eyes and tear his mouth away from the overwhelming kiss, but Eiri caught the back of his head and crush their lips together again. He let his tongue caress Shuichi’s rosy lips and ask permission to enter but what he receive was a swing of the axe.
Eiri finally let go and move away.
Shuichi almost got him but the vamp was too swift. Shuichi intend to cut the vamp into half but his axe only reached the vamp’s front suit which resulted the buttons all flying off and presented to the world to see Yuki Eiri’s nice well tone chest and 6 pack tummy. Shuichi have to resist a major nosebleed.
Eiri only took a step back and barely dodge the attack but his expression still calm. He observe his new front suit being shredded and frown a little. This was his faourite suit and the kid have to ruin it, but then he smirk. This kid ain’t that bad and it made him yearn for the boy more.
The blonde vampire lick his lips and kept dodging and avoiding Shuichi’s attack. Actually he’s just dodging all those random axe swinging, come to think of it he haven’t seen the boy unleash any magic or mantra.
“ is this the best thing you could do kid? That’s pathetic, I bet a pre-schooler excorcist could do much better than you. This is enough to tell everyone that you have zero talent, saino zero da. “ Eiri said and use his right hand’s long sharp claws to cut the handle of the axe.
Shuichi gasped and immediately was to move away from the vampire since they’re so close but the vampire already got a hold of him by grabbing his wrist and drew them closer.
“ hm… you look better when I look closer at you. “ Eiri said, his voice drop into a low tone like he’s whispering.
“ let go of me you retard!! How can you say that to me! Not even my mom says I got zero talent! I do have talent is just that it’s not in this area. You have no right to criticize me! “ Shuichi shout and with his free hand, take 3 bottles of pure holy water that was attached at his belt and splash the whole contents to the vamp but Eiri saw these and swiftly move to the boy’s back and twist the younger male’s arm.
“ ow!! ow ow… “ Shuichi almost scream, he could feel his arm dislocate but he only heard his arm made slight cracking noise, must be the muscles.
“ now that was nasty. Almost got my skin burnt. “ Eiri whisper at Shuichi’s right ear. Locking the boy in his arms and get a hold of both of his wrist, ooh, his mouth is so near to the boy’s creamy delicious neck now but he must wait since he has plans forming in his mind.
“ release me you bastard!! I… I… “
“ now hold still or this will hurt more than it suppose to be. “
“ NO!!! let go of me! “ Shuichi screamed as he felt his right side of the neck being kiss and licked.
Eiri didn’t stop when he hear the boy stop yelling and screaming and struggling to free himself. But Eiri stop when he felt a tear drop on his nose.
His face turn into an expression of concern, as impossible as it sound but he did look like it. He release his arms from the kid and turn the boy around. His eyes widen when he saw something that made his heart flutter.
Yes, he knew the boy was crying but he didn’t expect he look that beautiful.
Those red bitten lips, those red puffy eyes, his blushing cheeks, those soft sobs, those huge lilac blue puppy eyes, the small river that wets the boy’s cheeks. Eiri felt his heart clenched, as much as it stop beating 180 years ago. He bent down and lick the tears away, the boy seem shocked again but before he couldn’t say anything, he felt his chin lifted and a hand grip his upper arm as familiar warm lips press on his again.
Strange that the boy didn’t resist this time so Eiri push his luck by cupping the boy’s butt and gave a squeeze, Shuichi gasped. The vampire took the chance and deepened the already passionate kiss. Shuichi, as much as he tried to, was trapped and held hostage in Yuki Eiri’s grip. The kiss was so mind-dizzying that if it weren’t for those strong arms around his back and waist he would have drop to his knees by now.
God the boy taste so sweet and warm and most of all delicious. He love to hear that faint moan again… now why don’t he make the boy moan again but a –little- louder?
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Shuichi was thrown onto the king sized bed without warning. He heard the soft click of the dark bed room door being locked.
“w-what are you doing?? Why do you drag me in here?? “
“ my my, you look more tempting when you’re angry. “ Eiri lick his lips and grin a lopsided grin and show off his sharp canine fangs.
Shuichi scooted backward until he felt his back meet the headboard. He look back and saw the design and he have a feeling that the horny vamp coming towards him wants a `rough game` since there’s hand cuffs and candles and high heels and a lot of S&M `apparatus`.
Then Shuichi felt his feet being yanked down and his back meet the cool bed. Up climb the horny vamp as he stare at the beautiful boy that captured his heart just now. He love this feeling, towering above his victim and stare as his victim struggle to escape. Eiri caught both of Shuichi’s wrist and held it near to each side of the boy’s head.
“ I think I’m falling for you. “ Eiri confessed.
“ humph! I think you better falling to hell down there since you mess up with the wrong person here! “ Shuichi shout.
“ what you said didn’t match your current situation my love. “
Eiri bend down to capture the boy’s lips and as the boy toss his head to the left and right
He ground his hips and let their length got some delicious friction.
“ let go of me you pervo!! “ Shuichi shout with a blush.
“ moi? Pervo? If I were not mistaken I felt a hardness down there. “
“ i… I… I… I can’t help it okay?? I’m young and in-experience around this area!! “
Shuichi confessed and look away with embarrassment.
“ oh man you look so cute right now. “ Eiri can’t hold back his drool and bend down to capture those red numb lips and get a taste of those sweet mouth.
After a while the boy stop struggling and Eiri smiled inwardly in giddiness. Now he can have fun all night!
Meanwhile for Shuichi, he knew what’s going to happen to him but strangely he just let it go and let the vampire have his way at him. And besides he’s also curious about the world of sex.
After much groping and teasing, Eiri discarded the last clothe and threw it behind him, what lay under him made his mouth water. Shuichi blush like a virgin young girl as he look away from those stunning hungry golden eyes.
The only thing that Eiri didn’t or actually couldn’t take off is Shuichi’s chirst-cross necklace.
“ can you take that off? “ Eiri said in an almost pleading voice.
“ Just one thing. “ Shuichi saw Eiri’s finger’s went red and then to pink after he accidentally touch the cross when he was taking the boy’s shirt off.
“ hm? “
“ I’ll take this off if you promise not to drink my blood. “
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“ …………………………………. “
“ fine! fine! I won’t bite you. “
And Shuichi take off his necklace and place it on the table near to the bed.
“ I believe you now but if you broke your promise, “ Shuichi point to his ear rings that shape like a thumb size tear drop, “ I’ll throw these to you cause I have pure holy water in it. “
Eiri gulp then rise his hands in defeat. “ okay okay, I promise… but… “
Eiri forcefully turn Shuichi’s head to the left and Eiri’s hot tongue trailed languidly along the column of Shuichi’s slender neck.
“ but I didn’t promise I’ll treat you gently. “ Eiri smirk.
Oh shit… was all shuichi could think off.
2-b-cone-T-new…..