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A SPOONFUL OF
SANITY

by Pippy Pika

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Pippy�s
note: If you take this story seriously, shame on you. Real author�s note at the end.

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�Ash, Brock and Dawn walked happily down the
path, Pikachu and Piplup leading the way. The day was idyllic, with white
fluffy clouds in the blue sky and a cool breeze blowing from the east. The
trees, as always, were even shades of green leaves and brown bark, and the five
were only a few easily covered miles away from the next Pok�mon Center. The
three humans chatted with each other contentedly, safe in the knowledge that
they had sent Team Rocket shooting into the sky three days ago, and the pair
shouldn�t come up with another plan for at least another two or three days.

�So, Brock, which do you think is
better for Pikachu�ass fuck cock or pussy shit bitch?�

�What?�

Ash froze, horrified, and covered
his mouth. He moved a hand, and out squeaked, �Slut!� In a second he covered
his mouth again, blushing.

�What in Arceus�s name is wrong
with you, Ash? Did you get Turret�s Syndrome or something?!�

Dawn blinked. �Arceus�s name? Since
when did you start worshiping Arceus, Brock? I thought that I was the only
Arceuian here! This is great! Now we can do the sacred rituals together!�

�Crackho!� Ash yelled. �Manwhore!
Something�s fucking wrong!�

�Sacred rituals?� asked the
bewildered Brock. �For Mew�s sake, what sacred rituals?�

�Oh, you know�pouring tea, going to
church, dancing naked under the full moon, having communal sex with other
Arceuians, since we�re a bit of a cult�speaking of, I�ve been looking for
another Arceuian to do that with! Mom sent me off in this outfit for just that
purpose, actually, so I wouldn�t turn any Arceuians away. Something about
panty-shots? I wasn�t paying attention. So, if you don�t mind�� And she took
Brock�s hand suggestively.

Brock stared, and didn�t even
notice when Dawn placed his hand on her breast. �Wait wait wait. Did, did you
said dancing naked?�

�Fucking pay attention, shit for
brains! The slut wants you to rip her fucking clothes off and fuck her pussy!�
Ash, even though he had both hands over his mouth and had turned bright red,
couldn�t seem to stop himself.

Brock looked aghast. �But I�m
seventeen! And she�s ten! And she�s got no boobs! At least May
and Misty had a little something to play with!�

�Oh, come on, I�ll develop!�
implored Dawn, moving Brock�s hand under her dress in an attempt to prove there
was something there. �Look, my boobs are filling out already! Doesn�t
that mean anything? And I�m willing to try all sorts of positions��

Brock�s eyes widened.
�Wait�even�no! You�re ten!�

�Wait a shittin� minute,� said Ash.
�Manwhore, you�re seventeen? Does that mean I�m still twelve? How the fuck is
that possible?! We�ve fucking traveled through, no shit, six Leagues and
Regions, and it always takes fucking forever to go through them! I can�t
still be twelve!� Then Ash looked at Piplup and Pikachu. �And what the fuck is
your Piplup doing to my Pikachu, slutbitch?�

Apparently Piplup had decided now
was a great time to develop a penis�sorry, a cock�and enter�sorry, fuck�Pikachu
through the anus�sorry, up the ass. Both Pok�mon seemed to be enjoying
themselves immensely, and unconsciously Dawn started to touch herself.

�So, does this mean Pikachu�s gay?�
she asked. �And come on Brock, I�m waiting and wet here!�

�No, Pikachu isn�t fucking gay!�
Ash yelled. �It�s from Kanto and in Kanto there�s no fucking such thing as the
fucking indented tail, all right?! For fuck�s sake, we didn�t even have Pichus
around! Try explaining that one! Now get your fucking Piplup�s cock out
of my Pikachu�s ass! And stop diddling yourself!�

�But it�s fun, and it�s finally
getting my fellow cult member turned on!�

To Brock�s eternal horror and
shame, he was indeed getting turned on by the sight of Dawn masturbating�sorry,
diddling�and how she moved his hand over her tiny breasts. Sure, he was a
breasts man, he always had been, and he didn�t like the idea of screwing a ten
year old, but when it came down to it, this was the first vagina�sorry, pussy
that had ever been available to him in his entire journey with Ash. And he had
left in search of pussy.

�Oh, fuck it,� he said, and took
off his pants. Before even Ash could say anything Brock had shoved the girl
against a tree and began to thrust into her, at first gently, then harder and
harder. She screamed from the pain as her hymen broke, her fingers digging into
Brock�s back, and continued to weep as Brock thrust. Ash stared at the two,
horrified, wondering when his friends had gone insane.

Finally it was over. Brock let Dawn
drop to the ground, and she sniffed, but gave a watery smile. �I�I hope it
won�t hurt like that the next time,� she said softly. Brock smiled.

�Don�t worry, it won�t.�

�What the fuck? You�re going to
fuck her again? But the bitch is ten!�

�Yeah, but holy Kyogre she�s good.�

�Hey Ash, it�s not fair that
Brock�s the only one who gets some attention around here. Do you want some fun
too?�

Ash stared at Dawn for a moment,
and felt his cock rise.

�Slutho, I think my cock does. But
you�re ten.�

�And you�re twelve�ish. Even though
you�re not an Arceuian, I�m still allowed to give you a blowjob if you want!
Mom taught me how on dildos.�

�Oh, Arceus, I�m in love,� said
Brock.

�Fuck no, Dawn. Just��

Then Ash turned back to Pikachu and
Piplup, who he hoped were no longer coupling�sorry, fucking.

Unfortunately, they were gone
instead.

�Aaaaash, I want to suck you!� Dawn
whined.

�Shut it, slutho, Pikachu�s gone!�
Ash yelled. And he tried to give chase, he really did. But Team Rocket�s
special drugs had worked too well on the twerps, and as Brock and Dawn
continued fucking throughout the �chase� and Ash had to stop to spit out as
many vile words as possible, they simply never found the two Pok�mon again.

Later, when they presented the
Pok�mon to the Boss, they had to admit drugging the twerps while they walked
had been super effective. They just hadn�t been expecting it to work out quite
so�disturbingly. The two made a pact to never buy drugs from the Magikarp Man
again, and were promptly sent out on a mission to capture the largest and most
sex-starved Tentacruel on the planet, which they failed because it found both
humans and Meowth insanely attractive, and became merely the largest Tentacruel
on the planet instead of the largest and most sex-starved. But that�s another
story.

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Pippy�s
note: I�ve noticed for some reason Pok�mon writers, and in particular lemon
writers, are adverse to these five words: God, penis, vagina, anus, and sex. I
have no idea why. It�s not like it will reduce the sexiness of the scene if,
heaven forbid, one refers to a penis or a vagina by its proper name instead of
something degrading like �cock� or �pussy�. Why must we refer to our sex organs
by the same words we use for animals? And where on Earth did this trend for using Legendaries as a
replacement for �God� come from? Trust me, I�ve been reading fic since 2000,
and it wasn�t there back then. Why would humans, who dominate Pok�mon, use their names in a religious way?
Sure, in Sinnoh gameverse they worship the little bastards, but hint hint: most
of the� characters� are not from Sinnoh, and most of your stories
are based on the anime, whether you realize it or not. And in the anime, there
is no Pok�mon religion.

So
guys, next time you write �for Mew�s sake�, or want to say �pussy� instead of
�vagina�, try to think twice, okay? All you�re saying is that you don�t trust
your writing skills enough to turn your reader on, and are depending on the
foul language to do so. As for the Legendary nonsense, that�s really all it
is�nonsense. There�s no established religion in the Pok�mon universe, and the
few Legendaries that were worshiped
have stopped being worshipped. Note
all the Pok�dex entries say �ancient people worshiped so-and-so as a deity�,
not �current people worship so-and-so as a deity�. Really, it�s okay to use the
word �God�. I�m pretty sure he won�t mind. His name�s been used for far worse
things than silly Pok�mon fanfics.
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