Ass' Pokemon Adventure and crap

BY : c0p13r
Category: Pokemon > General
Dragon prints: 2395
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Pokémon' nor do I make money off of this story

Ass Ketchup ran over to Professor Oats house as fast as he could.....he needed to get his first pokemon. He enters Oat's house and finds the Professor studying a pokemon's ass.

Ass: Professor Oats?

Oats looks up and pulls his finger out of the Peek-At-You's anus.

Oats: Ass Ketchup! Welcome, my boy. I have the perfect pokemon for you.

Ass: Is it Carsander?

Oats: Nope

Ass: Buttsore?

Oats shakes his head.

Ass: Squirt-Too-Much?

Oats: Even better

Oats points to Peek-At-You.

Oats: I saved this pokemon especially for you.

Ass: It's a yellow rat! If I wanted a yellow rat I would have simply pulled one out from under my bed.

Oats: Alright then, since you don't want the pokemon get the hell out of my house.

Ass: Fine! I'll take the damn pokemon.

Ass grabs a poke ball.

Ass: Jump in!

Peek-At-You: Pi Pi Pika Pika Chu Chu Pika

Ass: What do you mean "no!"?

Oats looks at Ass, surprised.

Oats: You understand him?

Ass nods: Ye, I told you yellow rats live under my bed. You don't live with rats for ten years without learning their language.

Oats: Anyways, this particular Peek-At-You has a gigantic metal rod up it's ass causing it to be very defiant and, yet very strong in the field of electrical attacks.

Ass scratches his head: So, how do I get him into the pokeball?

Oats: You don't! You must earn his love in order to get him to follow you and do as you command.

Ass: How do I earn his love?

Oaks: Just cram a whole bunch of pokemon food down his throat.

Ass: OK.

Oats hands Ass 2 poke apples and one poke bananna. Ass shoves them into Peek-At-You's mouth. Peek-At-You chews and swallows them in seconds then looks up at Ass.

Peek-At-You: Pi...........ka

Ass smiles.

Oats: well what did he say

Ass: He says he likes me a whole lot and will follow me almost anywhere and do some of the things I tell him to do.

Oats: I think this is a start of a beautiful relationship, now you two run along and try to catch 'em all.

Ass: You bet your ass I will. I'm going to catch every single pokemon and become a pokemon master.

Peek-At-You: Pika Pika Pi Pika Chu Chu Chu Pika Pika

Ass: See even Peek-At-You agrees, so long Professor Oats.

Ass runs out with Peek-At-You and goes off into the sunset. Here ends Day 1 of Ass's crappy adventure.

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