Bits and Pieces of Weiss Kruez

BY : fareys_delight
Category: Wei▀ Kreuz > Yaoi - Male/Male
Dragon prints: 4017
Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss Kreuz, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Title: Push Up Lizard

Fandom: Weiss Kruez

Pairing/Characters: Schuldig/Aya, Yohji

Prompt: lizard

Drabble #: 68

Date: June 1, 2012

Word count: 258

Next pairing: Starscream/Sam

AN: I actually did see a lizard do a push up. It was cute.


Okay, it goes that yesterday, on May 30, I had gone to my apartments front office to sign some paperwork. Anyways, as I’m standing next to his palm tree, messing with my radio so I can walk back home (yeah, it takes 3 minutes to walk from my apartment to the front office and in this heat, the radio was needed), I happen to look down.


And there was the lizard. It’s just like I described in the drabble and it did try to look intimidating. It did this little push up move.


Cutest. Thing. Ever.




“He has a what now?” Schuldig asked as he pushed opened the door to Ayas bedroom, stopping at the sight of the tank on Ayas desk. Inside was several rocks and mini trees along with a heating lamp, a water bowl and semi packed sand on the bottom.


On one flat rock sat a rock with a 4 inch ash brown lizard that was basking under the heating lamp.


“A lizard. He rather liked the little guy when he found him crawling over his katana,” Yohji sighed and smirked at the telepath. “Come on, go up to the tank and say hi,” he chuckled. Schuldig gave him a suspicious look before walking up to the tank and bending over. The lizard looked up before pressing upwards and then laying back down, doing the move again.


Schuldig stood up straight and pointed to the lizard as he turned to Yohji. “Did it just do a push up?”


“Yep. It does it to everyone but Aya when they come near the tank,” Yohji said, shoving blond hair back as he smirked. “I call him a push up lizard.”


“He did it again,” the German complained as the lizard pressed upwards before laying back down a few times.


“Of course he did it again,” Aya snorted as he walked in, a small box of crickets in his hands. “He’s trying to intimidate you. And if you puree his little brains you’re not getting any for a year.”


Schuldig pouted as he watched his lover feed a cricket to his little pet.


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